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Found it in my local antique shop
What I'm in for?
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>>25617532
Damn it, it's tilted sideways
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Well idk but I will say in the Carlson Putin interview he comes across as an intelligent and reasonable man. Whether he actually IS so, I don’t know, we all wear masks in a way. But it really pushed back on this narrative of Putin as pure evil for Carlson to just go talk to the man man to man, mano a mano. Putin almost pulled a Sleepy Ben on Carlson, literally hynotizing him with his deep knowledge of Russian history and (at least phenomenal) love for his own country and indeed for his rôle in life. Worth a watch or rewatch if you don’t like the book.
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>>25617540
>mano a mano, man man to man
manus a manu, pleb. downvote.
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>>25617551
Call me a pleb one more time bitchboi and your internal monologue will be set to Sleepy Ben mode permanently.
>Silencio
NOW!
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>>25617557
I love how JK Rowling put so much Latin in that series even though she didn’t know it well. Silencio per se is Spanish. To silence someone in a “dead” language like Latin use preferably the second person imperative singular if you’re speaking to a monad.
>SILE
NOWWWEEE!
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>>25617565
But anon this is a falsehood thou hast spoken. For, to be forsooth, sileo be in Latin third person only. Naa thar be an old wive’s tale. Howeversobeit I would direct thine attention to its third sense.
> to be inactive; rest, cease
As well as to its perfect
>silui
Which reminds me of
>salio
Leap!
>etymology
> Uncertain. The LIV connects the term to Ancient Greek ἅλλομαι (hállomai, “to leap, jump”), reconstruct earlier Proto-Indo-European *sl̥-yé-tor, from *sel-.[1] However, such a pre-form should regularly yield Latin *sol-. The LIV suggests this outcome is specifically the result of *sl̥- before *i or *y, though this conflicts with the development seen in Latin morior, from *mr̥yétor. The Latin term could also reflect the full-grade of the root, though De Vaan notes that the e-grade is not otherwise attested in Italic or Celtic.[2] Cognates include Ancient Greek ἅλλομαι (hállomai) and Sanskrit सरति (sárati).
And then who can forget saltus. And salt! A low sodium diet is good for your blood pressure.
>witches…. NOW!
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>>25617575
Everyone knows witches can only witch on one day of the year, Walpurgis Night. Or some shit.
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>>25617578
That’s not until April. Can’t wait that long. Ready your broomsticks m’ladies on Hallowe’en we fly!
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>>25617532
Ukraine lost, chud.
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Ask Kantanon

Is there any metaphysickal significance to Walpurgisnacht and Samwhain being approximately already always exactly six months apart?
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Yes.
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Do you call yourself that irl? A witch? No…

But you COULD if you wanted to? Butt of course..
Why not? Idk just feels cringe for me. Fine for others.

How can I be a witch? Chosen, not made. Directions online involving rubbing body on poisoned wood and so on could be fatal if literally practiced. But witches look out for onr another so eh it’s basically all good :)
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>>25617586
seethe tranny dielate
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>>25617586
The chuds were rooting for Russia you fucking IDIOT
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Praps loif itself be as it war an inquisition unto wotchery, a bitch hunt.

Go to bed grandpa Fichte you’re drunk on witch hazel. What a crazy thing to say. Meds.
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Worru forget take med take twice kidney a splode lithium ions what do

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I would say your doctor wouldn’t prescribe you something that would literall kill you if you took twice the prescribed dose. Nature does not seem so hostile to me. Lithium is an antient substance. However, to soothe your anxiety, here is a telephone with an alarm in it. When alarm ring, immediate get lithium in. Get it!

But is true lithium dangerous for normies. Don’t give stupid advice or do stupid things as well you can ;) norms no know. DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR

it’s true they literally don’t they think discretion is ALWAYS ALREADY secrecy, they 4get 4chan its older Latinate sense.

Yo man Freud be talkin’ bout this screen memory shit you know what that shit about bro?

Sure sleepy ben at least I think I do, for me. But if I told you it would spoil the adventure of hermeneutics.

Fist bump yo legit I’m Kanye West what your name? No names here all anonymous legion sorry :(
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Rub it on your penis normie like a good goy then you, too, can be a witch.

What is it?

Extremely hot mustard missile from Bavaria. Spicy hot! Yikes!

But I love spicy food I eat whole habanero like tis seallowing a boulder.

Hegel advise? Need halp?
> As the foregoing has been stated, provisionally and in general, concerning the manner and the necessity Of the process of the inquiry, it may also be of further service to make some observations regarding the method of carrying this out. This exposition, viewed as a process of relating science to phenomenal knowledge, and as an inquiry and critical examination into the reality of knowing, does not seem able to be effected without some presupposition which is laid down as an ultimate criterion. For an examination consists in applying an accepted standard, and, on the final agreement or disagreement therewith of what is tested, deciding whether the latter is right or wrong; and the standard in general, and so science, were this the criterion, is thereby accepted as the essence or inherently real (Ausich). But, here,. where science first appears on the scene, neither science nor any sort of standard has justified itself as the essence or ultimate reality; and without this no examination seems able to be instituted.
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Sleepy Ben voice so soothe to me like roaring fire. Is so calm, so warn for normie mind <:)

Read all about it in the normie-discredited supposedly “fake@ Witch Kult in Western Europe by Margaret Murray
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Literally ask chatgpt normie: what happen if I throw a rock into a fire? Do it. NOW! For your education ofc ;)
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>>25617675
>The novice was then marked by a scratch from a sharp instrument, but was not admitted to the 'high mysteries' till about the age of twenty.[222] As no further ceremonies are mentioned, it may be concluded that the initiation into these mysteries was performed by degrees and without any special rites.
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>>25617687
Ask popdaddy Plotinus son of plapjack.
>They went to Mary Rynd's house and sat doune together at the table, the divell being present at the head of it; and some of them went to Johne Benny's house, he being a brewer, and brought ale from hence ... and others of them went to Alexander Hieche's and brought aqua vitae from thence, and thus made themselfes mirrie; and the divill made much of them all, but especiallie of Mary Rynd, and he kist them all except the said Helen herselfe, whose hand onlie he kist; and shee and Jonet Stout satt opposite one to another at the table.'[549]
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>>25617689
Ask your sister Aphrodite of the seafoam!
> There are four forms of sacrifice: (1) the blood sacrifice, which was performed by making an offering of the witch's own blood; (2) the sacrifice of an animal; (3) the sacrifice of a human being, usually a child; (4) the sacrifice of the god.
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>>25617693
Ask ol’ Father Time. Where time unc Aristotle. Time number of motion dearie you’ll understand after college maybe precisely what this means ;)
>The earliest account of the ceremony is at Chelmsford in 1556. Elizabeth Francis 'learned this arte of witchcraft from her grandmother. When shee taughte it her, she counseiled her to geue of her bloudde to Sathan (as she termed it) whyche she delyuered to her in the lykenesse of a whyte spotted Catte. Euery time that he [the cat] did any thynge for her, she sayde that he required a drop of bloude, which she gaue him by prycking herselfe.' Some time after, Elizabeth Francis presented the Satan-cat to Mother Waterhouse, passing on to her the instructions received from Elizabeth's grandmother. Mother Waterhouse 'gaue him for his labour a chicken, which he fyrste required of her and a drop of her blod. And thys she gaue him at all times when he dyd any thynge for her, by pricking her hand or face and puttinge[153] the bloud to hys mouth whyche he sucked.'[601] In 1566 John Walsh, a Dorset witch, confessed that 'at the first time when he had the Spirite, hys sayd maister did cause him to deliuer one drop of his blud, whych bloud the Spirite did take away vpon hys paw'.[602] In Belgium in 1603 Claire Goessen, 'après avoir donné à boire de son sang à Satan, et avoir bu du sien, a fait avec lui un pacte.[603]
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>>25617695
Go unto dank Democritus of ye Hemlock and angry
> Some bring their cursed Sorcery vnto their wished end, by sacrificing vnto the Diuell some liuing creatures, as Serres likewise witnesseth, from the confession of Witches in Henry the fourth of France deprehended, among whom, one confessed to haue offered vnto his Deuill or Spirit a Beetle. This seemeth not improbable, by the Diabolicall litations (sic) and bloudy sacrifices, not onely of other creatures, but euen of men, wherewith in ancient time the heathen pleased their gods, which were no other then Diuels.'[607]
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>>25617697
> The most detailed account of such sacrifices is given in the trial of the Paris witches (1679-81), whom Madame de[157] Montespan consulted. The whole ceremony was performed to the end that the love of Louis XIV should return to Madame de Montespan, at that time his discarded mistress; it seems to be a kind of fertility rite, hence its use on this occasion. The Abbé Guibourg was the sacrificing priest, and from this and other indications he appears to have been the Chief or Grand-master who, before a less educated tribunal, would have been called the Devil. Both he and the girl Montvoisin were practically agreed as to the rite; though from the girl's words it would appear that the child was already dead, while Guibourg's evidence implies that it was alive. Both witnesses gave their evidence soberly and gravely and without torture. Montvoisin, who was eighteen years old, stated that she had presented 'à la messe de Madame de Montespan, par l'ordre de sa mère, un enfant paraissant né avant terme, le mit dans un bassin, Guibourg l'égorgea, versa dans le calice, et consacra le sang avec hostie'. Guibourg's evidence shows that the sacrifice was so far from being uncommon that the assistants were well used to the work, and did all that was required with the utmost celerity:
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>>25617693
Why seafoam Aphrodite? Not yet! Alarm! Alarm! Alarummmmmmmmmm POW!
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>>25617703
3 minutes to alarm extend luv sleep
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>>25617705
sex
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>>25617703
>>25617705
>>25617709
,∴
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>>25617532
Skip that shit and read Dugin. He influenced Putin, hes a bit all over the place but he has some good points.
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