Just So Stories is good to read to your kids when they are like five to seven, Narnia after that. As for nonfiction books on how to be a dad pffff whatever, you gotta fuck em up a little bit

>>25615367
Hold On To Your Kids by Gordon Neufeld

Frankenstein

Bare Minimum Parenting by James Breakwell
The Duties of Parents by J. C. Ryle (if you are a Christian)

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>>25618475 >>25618503

I just came here to make the same thread, even picked out an image. I wanted a book on pregnancy, but everything seems like trash. I want a legitimate nonfiction book explaining the process of what happens as a baby is made.

>>25615395
this
and get a later edition because he has an extra chapter about parenting in the online age

>>25617816
Do you want a scientific or biological text, or just an overall general-public primer? If the latter, Emily Oster's books on pregnancy and the early years of child-rearing are decent enough, though a bit uncomfortably glib at times.

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>>25617816
In my humble and much humbled opinion, m’babie, only a baby can literally as it were “make” a baby.

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>>25618503
Say “baby” in Latin the sacred language of the idiot Normies.

Infans.

False. Incorrect. In-fans no talk. Baby speak with her smile <:)

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>>25618512
Thanks asshole you cured my crippling alcoholism I was just starting to enjoy it.

>>25618512
I personally prefer “babby” to “baby” but it’s just an opinion.

Beer 15, 1500 wednesday

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>>25618512
Imo baby speak with her eye

COMMUNISM NOW