>>>Le fishe SUH SCURRY!!! AWW LAWD, IZZ DATS A POLACK I SEES!?! ISS BE GOIN' TOTALLY INSANE! IT'S JUST TO HORRIBLE TO DESCRIBE!!!Anyone who tells you that his work is anything more than the above stated points is a fucking LIAR who DIDN'T READ HIS SHIT!
>He fell for the lovecraft psyop LOL
>>25614065>>25614071>t. has never read a Lovecraft story in his lifeyou're illiterate and probably brown
>>25614126You're projecting right now. I'm literally rereading through The Necronomicon as we speak and I've already come across THREE separate instances of "NO, I DARE NOT DESCRIBE WHAT I'M CURRENTLY SEEING!!! IT'S BEYOND MY POWERS OF DESCRIPTION, FLEEEEEEE.... ACK!"Deepthroat a loaded shotgun barrel, nonreader.
>>25614065It's so obvious that certain authors only get shit on on /lit/ constantly because they are designated targets of woke.
>>25614065I like him. Very creative.
>>25614277Now you're just making shit up. He's not a good writer.
>>25614277W O W G E N I U S
>>25614277/pol/brain-rotted retard.
Why do Lovetroons get so viciously defensive of their slop?
>>25614225What's the point of telling this kind of lie? It's not funny or interesting, it won't fool anyone actually familiar with the subject, and unlike on xitter you don't get paid for baiting replies here. Is this a way of coping because the prose style filtered you? Are you just bored? I don't understand you.
>>25614450Uh-oh! Fag had a melty! Dry the festering blood dripping from your neo vagina you fucking walking, talking embarrassment.
Imagine getting genuinely, sincerely, visibly upset when someone attacks the fictional genre sloppies of a shutin retard who's been dead for 89 years.
>When they looked back toward the valley and the distant Gardner place at the bottom they saw a fearsome sight. All the farm was shining with the hideous unknown blend of colour; trees, buildings, and even such grass and herbage as had not been wholly changed to lethal grey brittleness. The boughs were all straining skyward, tipped with tongues of foul flame, and lambent tricklings of the same monstrous fire were creeping about the ridgepoles of the house, barn, and sheds. It was a scene from a vision of Fuseli, and over all the rest reigned that riot of luminous amorphousness, that alien and undimensioned rainbow of cryptic poison from the well—seething, feeling, lapping, reaching, scintillating, straining, and malignly bubbling in its cosmic and unrecognisable chromaticism.
Garrote, defenestrate, skin and gut prosefags alive.
>>25614277they seethed at him because he spoke the truth
>>25615483>I HATE WORDS REEEEyou're fucking retarded lmao
My thoughts so far upon this reread of the Necronomicon:>1.Night-guants:Meh, not much to say. Not even good as a poem really. Doesn't even rhyme.>2.Dagon:Thoroughly forgettable, nothing worth mentioning really but "le fishe" has already reared its gay head here.>3.The Statement of Randolph Carter:Fucking TERRIBLE holy SHIT and the first instance in this collection of "IT'S JUST TOO HORRIBLE TO DESCRIBE, NO.... RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYY.... ACK!>4.The Cats of Ulthar:Barely even a story. NO HURT TEH MEOW-MEOWS!!! Cringe dogshit.>5.The Nameless City:Worst of the bunch thus far, real slog. Nearly put me to fucking sleep.>6.The Doom That Came To Sarnath:The first of MANY shitty fake city stories. Forgettable garbage.
>>25615814>I have shit taste and am retarded and browncool story bro
>>25615857I already know you're all those things. You didn't need to put them in greentext.
>>25615873>n-n-n-no uI'm a White man, that's why I appreciate Lovecraft.
>>25615874I'm whiter than (You) though?
May Niggerman bless this mess.
>>25615878>makes fun of Howie's heckin fish peepo>larps as literal fish personkys dumb fishnigger
>>25617516I'm not ascurred of the deep blue sea like some cucks are. I'm just built different I guess.
>Come to the part in Herbert West Reanimator where they pick up a dead nigger from a nearby boxing match>Lovecraft starts describing the dead man as hideous and gorillalike and mentions "tom-toms pounded under a weird moon" >Look up "tom-toms pounded under a weird moon because I don't know what a fucking tom-tom is>VERY FIRST RESULT is a link to a faggot-assed REDDIT THREAD from three years ago >H.P. Lovecraft is the first author that was so racist that I stopped reading>I don't usually let the views of an author interfere too much when reading their work but when every paragraph has some derogatory diatribe about how racially inferior a character is it becomes self parody and impossible to take seriously.>I mean "Shub-Niggurath"...tell me how you really feel Lovecraft lol. There were a few stories I enjoyed but Jesus the racism and absolute contempt for minorities was spilling out of the pages in some of them.They're ALL like this. "UOOOOHHHHH, I BLEW MY LIL' NEO CLITTY WHEN HE SAID THE N WORD!!!"
>>25614065I actually read a bunch of lovecraft recently, and this is clearly written by someone who only knows him from chapo podcasts and cat name memes. The real problem with lovecraft is how often he gets to a scene and describes it as "something horrifying like out of clark ashton smith" instead of describing it himself. "You know Arthur Machen? Imagine that but written by me, here. Pretty scary huh?" And then everyone says he invented a new genre because his Dunsany gods had pickles for heads.
>>25618246I'm literally rereading through the Necronomicon for the third or fourth time in my life. Suck my dick.
>>25614450It's fun baiting /pol/turds. They are always so angry
>>25614450>Lovecraft prose>Filtering anyone Is this nigger serious?
Fucking /lit/ scum acting like Lovecraft is some high brow literature instead of the pulp slop shit fiction it truly is and always was is some genuinely hilarious shit to see.
>>25618319lovecraft didn't write a story titled necronomiconwhat are you talking about
>>25618043just like OP's reddit ass
>>25618359You're being willfully facetious with this post and I neither appreciate it, nor find it amusing. Either that, or you really just outed yourself as having never actually read Lovecraft at all and continue to claim otherwise.Retard.
>>25614065No
>>25618356He's the most influential scifi/horror author in history, retard.
>>25618367LOL, LMAO
>>25618365>you never read Lovecraft because you never heard of this specific collectionshut the fuck up, faggot
>>25618370dial 8
>>25618374You're a fucking pant-shitting spastic. It's THE go-to collection of his shit, you greebly little wacko.
>>25618367That would be Poe, you dumb tranny.
>>25618389>It's THE go-to collection of his shitNo, you're just a retarded fucking faggot.>>25618391>Poe was scifiI'm starting to doubt that you've ever read a book at all.
Lovecraftroons seething VERY hard ITT
I just don't think ancient, cosmic octopuses with bat wings are very scary at all.
>>25618402I love that leftist faggots are using "tranny" and "troon" as an insult now, it really shows how hard /pol/ won.
>B-b-but... POWATICS!!!You NEED to kill yourself.
>>25618424I accept your full and unconditional surrender, better luck next time.
>I-I accept y-your concession!I accept your concession.
>>25618365>>25618389never heard of it
>>25618495YOU ARE BROWN!
>>25618502blond greyeyed scandinavian, actually. yellow lamps are common up here. though i'm sure howard would call me swarthy anyways
>>25618514Nope, brown.
>>25618356>acting like Lovecraft is some high brow literaturenobody ever said that. Why lie like that, anon?
Dunsany was the far better writer, and influenced actual renowned authors. Lovecraft influenced Shylock writers.
>>25614065Read Hodgson and Machen.
ive read dozens of lovecraft stories that arent about fish people or racism though?
>>25614065>OH LAWD, IZZ DAT DER FISH? IZZ DAT DEY GAWD? I'ZZS GONNA BE SWALLOWED INTO DEE ETERNAL NUFFIN! I NEEDZ SMACK, I NEEDS CRACK, I NEEDS YO MOMMA ON HER BACKOK, this is fun.
>>25618892You're a fucking LIAR!
>>25618408They are fucking cool albeit.
>>25618043This illiterate NIGGER didn't know what tom-toms were.
>>25618389They're shitting on you but you're 100% right, the complete collection volumes came quite a bit later.
Le fishe SUH SCURRY!!! AWW LAWD, IZZ DATS A POLACK I SEES!?! ISS BE GOIN' TOTALLY INSANE! IT'S JUST TO HORRIBLE TO DESCRIBE!!!
>Mogs Lovedink
All his stories are the same thing
>>25614065>>>>Le fishe SUH SCURRY!!!
