any recommendations for romantasy?i've been reading Quicksilver
The vampire billionaire Dr. Professor Patrick tied me down and raped me, Courtney, the 5'2 300 pound woman of wit and sass who turns men to jelly with a little look. My defenses had crumbled, my guard was completely down—until he commanded, "Dance, my little kitten." I shot back, "And what happens if I refuse?" He didn't say a word. He undid his belt and—WHACK!—he lashed my firm backside.
>>25610703This anon is a Kindle Unlimited billionaire.
OP is a faggot or a woman.
>>25610691Um, but like, where is the thinly veiled bestiality sexual slavery and abuse motifs. Like, um, that really gets my snail trails rolling girlie.
>>25610691I'm making a least of women fetishes >yaoi>lesbian >bestiality >BDSMsomething more?
>>25610691https://thebookclubonline.substack.com/p/i-am-gooder-at-sex
>>25612109Kek wtf!
>>25610691That's the kind of girl that likes having a plastic bag put over her head during sex.
>>25612106"age gap"
>>25612180Imagine reading with a checkbox list of trigger warnings. Women really are children.
>those crazy eyesyou know she tosses salad like a maniac, too.
>>25612180>Rape/ Non- Conseems to be another fetish of them
>>25612106Should try making a list instead!
>>25610691wa' 'n gekke bek toch
>>25612106Everything but holding hands, tender kisses, light rubs, sweet words, tight hugs, and thoughtful, considerate, patient intercourse.
>>25612267>thoughtful, considerate, patient intercourse.that's funny because (((they))) claim it stops them from watching porn
>>25612106Yeah but lesbian sex is hot
>>25612315Lesbian sex is literally gay sex.
any actual good romantasy to check out?
>>25612979But hot
>>25610691What are straight men supposed to get out of this genre?
>>25610691You should read Zootopia fanfiction, you'll enjoy it.
>>25613227Answers to every thread asking about dark psychology and how to understand women.
>>25613225Not at all (because it's literally gay sex).
>>25613258>Two hot girls going at it isn't hotOkay fag
>>25610691>blatant data mining thread
>>25610691rather pretty bird
I kind of want to email Leonie and call her Little Osha, but also I don't want to bother her since she is struggling with her mental health. What a dilemma.
>>25613993Does anyone actually get away with being this fringe romantically IRL or is it strictly reserved for 7 foot tall billionaire rapey vampires?
>>25612979No, it's heterosexual sex between the women doing it and the man watching it. There's no meaning to it if a man is not watching
>>25614003>reserved for 7 foot tall billionaire rapey vampires?Basically, or the next best thing at a 6 foot tall millionaire.
>>25610691"That’s one hecka spicy meatball!" she exclaimed, as Mario and Luigi, both penetrated her lovingly yet with dominance. "Mamma mia, shut up! You bitch!" shouted Mario, before transforming into a werewolf and miraculously gaining 60 centimeters in height.
>>25612267>patient intercourseThose two words don't belong together.
>>25610691name
>>25610691Imagine taking her on the table, no holds barred. Brute mode.
>>25616208Leonie Christel Dams (thebookleo)
>>25616228not as pretty in her other vids as she is in op's pic
>>25616216>"Continues to cum repeatedly inside of her womb, then proceeds to rip her head off and continues making love to said head, hoping in his simple desperation to impregnate her."Like, omg girlies, I'm so moist right now.
How does she come?
>>25617355With me
>>25610691Thank God and nature for post-nut clarity, for else men’s minds would have turned into mush in the sooty mist of lust.
>>25610691>any recommendations for romantasyYeah kill yourself if you read any of that slop even ironically, how’s that for a recommendation
>>25610691Romantasy sounds bad to me but I genuinely think I have it in me to appreciate a romance novel. I finished Jane Austen's "Persuasion" this week and didn't get much out of it. Who else is considered actually good?
>>25617496Austen isn't really a romance writer so much as she is a displaced cynic. On the whole she is fantastic though.For my money, however, I'll take the Brontes (and particularly Villette) any day of the week.
>>25610691How will you guys have and taste her?
>>25618373I am happily married. I have no desire to have or taste her.
>>25618405Did the gentle Mrs. made you type this?
>>25617496Romantasy books aren’t romance novels, though, they’re erotica or outright pornography disguised as romance novels with clever marketing tactics
>>25618436No, I just happen to be in a happy, loving, and fruitful marriage, and I also believe in setting a good example for my son in not lusting after online images.
How are we feeling about Leonie's friend Eline, who has a certified IQ of 145+ and makes a living by consulting dutch publishers on how to market more YA slop to children?
>>25613258gayness requires men to be touching each other and super gayness is men anally penetrating each other. this is repulsive to everyone, so it's gay. two women is just attractive to everyone so it's perfectly straight.
>>25618358Thanks, gonna keep an eye out for Villette. I have read Wuthering Heights but that wasn't really a romance either lol. I know I have to give Austen another shot, I'll probably try Mansfield Park at some point.>>25618446Yeah I'm aware, the thread title is just "romance/romantasy" so I said a lil bit about each. Romantasy seems bad, I think I could get into a proper romance though.
>>25618463and yet you opened the thread
>>25618488Yes, I did. Opening the thread doesn't mean that I want to slobber all over an image.
>>25618498I opened it because I found the girl in the pic thumbnail attractive, alongside the implications of her masturbatory reading habits. I also have an interested in "romantasy" to pick up ideas for what women want in a sexual relationship. You apparently opened it because... ? You wanted to tell people you never think about sex? I'm just saying bud.
>>25618508No, I opened it because I hadn't heard the term 'romantasy' before and I had a general curiosity about what anons were going to post in here.
>>25618513we gain nothing by lying to ourselves
>>25618477I'll have the ginger with my tea and cake, please, thank you.
>>25618480lesbite justification mental gymnastics
>>25618508My personal failing is that I haven't figured out a way to communicate to attractive women that their involuntary grunts and emissions, which I intentionally wring out of them, are just as disgusting on an abstract level as the same such things that come out of the pigs I fuck when I can't get a girl that looks like her, which is often. I can communicate this to the slobs and psychotics and porkers, but I don't because then it feels cruel. Academically I would to know if, upon hearing it, their reaction is defend women kind in general vs the outsider, or if the infighting and disdain women have for potential competitiors is enough for them to take it personally. But of course my main motivation isn't academic, it's just to find one more way I can be an unconscionably boring asshole.
>>25618524Worse, we let our conscience slither about and toss helplessly in the bubbling caldron of guilt and defensiveness.. It renders the mind and it's tranquil in shreds.
>grunts and emissions
>>25618547Why don't you just tell them that you have a fetish for fucking in absolute silence (or if you want actual sentences/language during the humping, tell them that you have a fetish for being told exactly how you're making them feel in exquisite detail, or something like that)? Then you don't need to compare them to your last resort livestock at all.
How are we feeling about Leonie's friend Elianne, who wrote her master thesis on eco-feminism and was recently elected as city council of Leiden, where she earns 150k€/year.
>>25618558I normally prefer leading people astray in a more indirect way, but maybe that is not sound/necessary.>>25618554Was it on purpose? A fair question. I do seem retarded. A retard does very little on purpose. I saw a whole family at the theater, every kid had their own giant popcorn bucked, they all copied their dad in putting a straw in the popcorn so they could jam a portion of the liquid butter shit down into the deeper popcorn. I never had such complaints, I was never as fat as them, my family never got individual popcorn buckets we shared the one bucket, but my dad did love popcorn.
>>25618599That kind of girl I hold her left hand with my left hand and lead her in a small circle counterclockwise circle around me while I swat her ass with my right hand, which is usually confusing for them but they comply.
>>25612109AI could never
>>25618599I wish to be considered for the position of Groom of the Stool and to be in her devoted service.
>>25618547Do these substances of emission have a name?
>>25618624See this is a better post than my post. I'm a bad poster.>>25618631It said "cunt emissions" initially but cunt doubled over in that it seemed like maybe I was just calling her a cunt which she doesn't look like, and anyway I meant the actual female spooge. So I took out "cunt" and then decided I better move along and finish the post because trying too hard stinks up the place.
How are we feeling about Leonie's friend Nina, who works part-time as a teacher for gifted children and part-time as a barista, where she films herself petting dogs and collecting a nasty amount of dog hair on her sleeves before proceeding to prepare food and drinks for customers?
>>25612106>bestialityThat's only a brown man fetish. Women only love lesbianism
I don't care about customers even if they're me.
Oh god this is so disgusting. Please remind me to never order a coffee in the Netherlands.
>>25618666Whether I should regard her with affection or aversion would depend entirely upon the presence or absence of tattoos upon her; the slightest inked mark upon her skin would suffice to determine the nature of my regard for her.
>>25618671>t. poorest shopkeeper in East End
>>25618674She has a Rilke tattoo if that helps.
>>25618674Never anywhere other than the limbs, and even then generally inadvisable.
>>25618599no ass
>>25618702Flat is the new plump.
How are we feeling about Leonie's friend Leora, who works in the Rotterdam central library where she reads stories to children and in her spare time she enjoys pole dancing?
>>25618599i truly despise city councillors but she looks attractive but i especially hate very young city councillors and especially when they're women.
>>25618702>>25618709those are really baggy jeans. there;s actually a very shapely ass under there for sure
>>25618485The romance in Mansfield Park is the worst part of that book. Not saying it's bad, it has two of Austen's best antagonists, but if you want a straight forward romance Pride and Prejudice or Sense and Sensibility are both much better.
I like Harry Potter like romantasy, so like Dire Kiss Academy and Zodiac Academy are pretty fun for me, also Unbound
>>25618973Any pictures of her poll dancing?
>>25618709low T zoomers all the damn plastic in the water did turn you all gay
>>25618973What each of them smells like I wonder..
>>25619253Prior to millennials the best ass was a thin ass. Liking a big ass was a weird thing that you saw on rap magazines when you visited NYC prior to like 1998. When the Sir Mixalot song came out on MTV most of America wasn't bobbing along in agreement, they were amused at this strange ethnic man who liked the thing that was bad. Like the way Mexican people fried up pork skin on purpose.
>>25619251She is being very secretive about it. She doesn't want people to think that she is a slut.Here she is practicing aerial acrobatics at a high-end club.
