The Scrabble Game Jan 1st 1983 editionPrevious >>25598571
>>25602179Page 6 before a new WYT thread? I like opening new threads but guys, page 6?
harvard university press has a 25% of "new releases" sale not sure how they define new releases but i''m looking for some good shit recommend me sth
>>25602221>purchasing books from a university with an endowment of 60 billion dollarsIn order to upload them, right?
It is strange that tears should feel so coolWhen they feel so hot welling up my lonely cheeks
I'm probably more accomplished than a decent chunk of this board. I have an MA in English Literature, I've gotten multiple short stories and poems published, I've presented original academic research at a major conference in my field.I don't really say this to brag, or maybe I do. I guess I'm also going to make the observation that I frequently get told on here that I'm a moron and don't know what I'm talking about by Anons, and having cause to reflect on it in light of all I've accomplished in /lit/ terms, I suppose it's all rather funny. You really can't do anything but laugh, in such a position.
>>25602243Reread what you wrote. Tell me anon, in your MFA, would you consider that good prose, or breathy meandering bullshit aping better writers?
Guess where I am.
>>25602261Not the anon you are replying to, what does Breathy mean in this context? That it is disjointed? Stuttered?
>>25602261nta but do you think an MA and an MFA are the same thing?>>25602243Hello anon. Why are you here?
If anyone remembers me after I die, something has gone drastically wrong.
Turns out my boss is an A- list celebrity (according to chatGPT). A+ in their genre of music. I wasn't cognizant of this person's existence before I got hired. But I'm out of touch when it comes to popular music.
>>25602277Eh, 20ish drinks in, thought his publishing credentials implied MFA in my quick scan; sue me. Personally I find an MFA more prestigious as it implies talent, but an MA in English isnt particularly difficult.>>25602274Kind of, but also ponderous and almost eliptical. Like someone with asthma taking forever to say nothing while you wait, attempting to be polite.
If I die, something has gone drastically wrong.
>>25602281True, cause we will be gone too. It would be strange if they just kept the simulation still going
>>25602277>Hello anon. Why are you here?To talk about books and to engage in discussion of literature and poetry.Also to shitpost. This is 4chan, after all, I can't possibly take myself too seriously on here.
>>25602302Go on then. Impress me with some deep cut postmodern fiction recommendations.
>>25602243You may be a moron, being qualified does not release you of that. But he was likely just a belligerent boor.
>>25602318I'm not the biggest fan of postmodernism, actually. Have you ever read Waiting For Godot? The script of the play?
>>25602341Of course, that's highschool reading in my country. More modernism than postmodernism. Invisible Cities is post modern, Godot is fairly modern as it's abstract, but lacks the postmodern anxiety and invocation. Anyways, rather than going on and on about what I like, what do you like?
>>25602348I like mystical fiction, honestly. Magical realism, and literary fiction that indulges in elements of the supernatural. I love fiction that plays around with the border between what's "real" and what's fantastical.The best book I've read that was recently published is pic related. One of my favorite books.
>>25602352Neat, you're one of "those". I always wished I could read spanish, but House of Spirits is one of the first books that came to mind when you said Magical Realism and two seconds ago I was just talking about Borges in the weird bewks thread, which I'm sure is up your alley. I'm more of a nihilist and continential philosophy guy, which is pretty much short hand for pomo faggotry, without the pretension.What's that one about? I dont really read new things that arent textbooks.
Can the anon from the previous thread please tell me what is going to happen on the 27th?
>>25602243*snickers*
>>25602179I want to slash myself across the stomach and watch my guts pour outI want to set myself on fire and jump into an abyssI want to smash my skull with a hammerI want to beat my head in with a brickI want to cut myself up into little pieces and stuff them into a big black garbage bag and dump myself in the deep end of a lakeI want to throw myself out of the helicopter at 10000ftI want to drown myself in a pit of boiling acid and burn myself upI want to set myself on fire and jump off a 30 storey buildingI want to douse myself in paraffin and torch myselfI want to slit myself open with a butter knife and watch the darkness seep from my insides like a spill of inkI want to know what it’s like to be a corpse rotting in the water, to feel like a piece of garbage, to feel like garbage, trashI want to smash my legs and arms and head to smithereensI want to bash my skull to a paste and smear it all over the ceiling, I want to paint the floor with blood and shitI want to throw myself under the wheels of the biggest truck I can findI want to watch myself die a thousand different deathsI want to bury myself in the dirt of the deepest forest and watch the worms eat me from the inside out and drink the bile that spills from my open eyesI want to shove my head in a freezer and watch the inside freeze over, the eyes, the nose, the earsI want to bash my head against the brick wall and smash my teeth outI want to pull out all of my teeth one by one and leave them scattered across the pavementI want to drown myself in a bathtub, and not scream and kick as the water slowly rises
>>25602388do it then, i mean jeez
This is my plan to imbue myself with the Russian spirit. I will study Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Orthodox Christianity and Marxism.
>>25602388I enjoyed this. Reminds me of my favorite bloodbath song:>I've had but one desire>since I was born>to see my body>ripped and torn.>To see my flesh devoured>before my eyes>only for you I volunteer>as a human sacrifice.>Carve me up,>slice me apart.>Suck my guts >and lick my heart.>Chop me up>I like to be hurt>drink my marrow>as a dessert.>Eaten.>My one desire,>my only wish>is to be>eaten.Yadda yadda. You get the point. Also, this:>>25602390
The audiobook of Butcher of Nazareth comes out tomorrow and I'm hoping it gets uploaded to ABB or Slsk really quick. I want to be able to listen to it while seshing.
Im staying at a hotel on a beach. Reading on the balcony with the waves coming in is very nice but I need more light
>>25602243I'm jealous. Happy for your success. Favorite writers?
I had a dream a company was taking celebrity's heads and putting them into some sort of formaldehyde bowling ball while keeping them alive. Most celebrities that were singing up for this were sick and dying, but some of them were just old and looking for a paycheck. It freaked me out and then I woke up.
>>25602285Are you an assistant? Or they started a side business?
>>25602359I love Borges. I went to public school here in the United States so I had no idea who Borges was until /lit/ introduced me to him in 2015. His stories are favorites of mine.>What's that one about? I dont really read new things that arent textbooks.It's set in medieval Russia and is about a boy, later a man, with the power to heal people by his touch. He becomes a doctor, then he becomes a holy fool, then he makes a pilgrimate to Jerusalem, then he becomes a monk. It's a very, very Christ-filled book, but in a way that feels beautiful and profound rather than kitschy and preachy. You should give it a shot.
Gotta go in for my methadone refill tomorrow. We leave at 5am and I usually get home around 8:40am. Anyone wanna join me? Be prepared to pay bus fare!
>>25602285Hmmmm a- celebrity but a+ in their genre. I feel like an a+ in pop would automatically make them an a or a +celebrity. Idk if rap would make sense here. No jazz, blues, ambient, or classical musicians existing would be an a- celebrity. I'm going to guess some rock or metal artist. Possibly a band like avenged sevenfold, sabaton, ffdp, or one of those somewhat commercial and successful modern bands. I'm probably completely wrong.
>>25602418I dont need more toilet paper rn
Once again, /lit/ is a classical board,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8aM1_ugYu4&list=OLAK5uy_mf8AKPBWF5KXmASboFLbIcqZsCW_4hrCc&index=3
So fucking tired of simp culture everywhere>bro girls dont like big muscles why u in the gym bruh>bro girls dont like guys with [hobby]>bro girls think guys who do [activity] are incel creeps lmaoo>bro no one does that shit girls think its stupidTo hell with it allI am not going to live my life peacocking for the shallowest possible type of woman or shred my dignity for a crumb of pussy>hahaha incel loser yikes cringe lmaooooI don't give a fuck!!!
>>25602243MA from where?
When I went to the county clinic and dentist the other week, I might have literally been the only non-Hispanic or Muslim there.
It's just science using itself to prove itself true.Fault found.Circular reasoning.Science no longer works.
I have omniscience.Let's just leave it that.poop.
You're thinking too hard about it.Part of the problem.Take LSD.Everything you experience is real.You just can't prove it with science.
>>25602441Get this striving oriental child slave hagwon nonsense out of here and listen to something with pathos for once.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgaH14WiHfc
I would like sleeping if I didn't have to do it.
Not on LSD at the moment.Too cool for that shit.
>>25602232I actually have a copy of a rare book I've been wondering if I should upload or not.I haved done wrong by it. Never travel with your books.
>>25602511>>25602515Why post this?Shut up.You don't even think what you say is interesting.>>25602512You don't have to, it just helps.Duh.
>>25602511Hey, I love Bruckner and his 9th Symphony but I gotta keep the audience in mind, and Ravel's Pavane is a very accessible, easily likeable piece, and Cho's performance is pretty good.
Fuck it, I'm taking it /sci/, just so they can prove it wrong with science.BARK.
>>25602517I don't post to entertain you, or anyone else.
>>25602522Somehow, you type like you are trans.
>>25602520I was being inflammatory for no reason. Sorry.
>>25602524How does that differ from anyone else?
>>25602523Then there's no fucking point in posting.
>>25602185That’s on ya for rejecting spinster OP imagery. Though I do not pass the vibe check here, it’s true
>>25602179I live in the American Midwest and I'm starting to develop European (as opposed to American) level racism. Like every Albanian I've ever encountered online has always been a massive dick to me for no reason.
Whatever, I know everything I experienced was REAL.It's been proven by science.As if that helped at all.
I feel if you start with the mindset of "I want to become an artist" instead of "I just want to do art" you already failed
I want to know everythingI want to be everywhereI want to fuck everyone in the worldI want to do something that matters
>>25602567You'll do something more.
BARK
So, what book are you reading this week /lit/?
>>25602578I'm reading warhammer fantasy novels and just started with Thanquol and also Dorohedoro
Yeah, the funny thing about hippies is that they are the only ones not trippin' when the world was coming to an end.But what was happening to everything else in reality?
>>25602535The style is odd, energetic, and quirky in a way I've only seen in trans women.
Only I knew.And that's the reason I did it.Duh.
No, fucking Phail, even though I liked hippies I never called myself because I wasn't from the 60s, and had to do be told the only one who could be was the oneforetold in an ancient hippie legend was a kid from the 90s, who would be the leader of them all.Be cooler than that.
PUPPY!!What the fuck could that have been?Bark.
>>25602566
Honestly never gave a fuck about you until one time I decided to talk about philosophy and you just ended up until doing nothing but condescending to me like my ideas were stupid until you left abruptly.It's cool, clearly I'm stupid because it made me feel that way.dick.
But whatever, I don't know what you're trying to establish yourself in the world of philosophy by naming your band The Philophers on than that you're the guy who loves philosophy the most.Now everyone knows you're the reason Corkgrinders got shut down.I'd run very far away quick.
>>25602603Has /sci/ talked to you yet dog person?
>>25602649No, tried too. System considered post spam. Didn't bother again, because I know it for certain, I don't need science to prove it.
I don't know why Brian and I are giggling about considering ourselves real scientists, but we'll eventually find out.
Ok, so Einstein had to tell me that you can use science to get to a point without actually being the way the way that it did.Will never be as smart as that man, but that's a fun thought to fuck with for now.Hellview.Oh, that's a fucked up perspective.Right?Actually Lakewood.My home neighborhood.https://youtu.be/ZYk7vwdwtm8?is=392ST78JzgVAC0iI
You know I’m something of an artist myself
>>25602656Aren't we all?
Yeah, I obvious Rex Tillerson becoming Security of State had nothing to do with Baytown, TX.I could not help but be scared by that.Obviously not.Even when I could see a trail of blood money shortly before my car ran out of my gas and had to push it to the station around the corner, which kinda sucked a bit.Phail could've done so for miles.I had no reason to be Leader.bark
>>25602652And what is it?
>>25602666That's a fucked one.Don't remember.
>>25602670Shit
Trump's neck skin looks like a vagina.
All these fucking nonsense thoughts about the nature of science not affecting anything about anything at all are so unbelievably fucking stupid disagreements on how to properly establish a prove, retards.
Science is the only possible thing that can do this, and that's why it works.You never realized that LSD instantly turns you into a cuck?Damn, dude.Thought that shit was cool.Who wouldn't?
FUCK YOU DUDE THAT ONE WAS SICK.
Obviously it doesn't, dumbasses.I know God is real, and I can prove it scientifically.Bark.
His name is Arcturus.And mine is Stan.Yellow.
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>25602758You lost.Wasn't close.Eat a dick forever.
>>25602795THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED FOR WEARING THE BADGE, THEY'RE THE CHOSEN WHITES
Typical collection of platitudes.
>>25602801If that you were true you wouldn't always get a shitty 3.Try me.And just to prove that this is a thing.Which one seems more logically structured?758, or 795I got Dos.Fuck you.
>>25602388i'll post this on aus/pol/ and see what happens.
>>25602179I'd be more charitable toward the Bolaño had he not written a short sotry about a road-trip I had multiple years before I was born. Fuck you Bolaño, unlike you, I did not ruin my relationship with my father.
>>25602808>aus/pol/whats so special about that place
>>25602815drug fucked trailer trash living off government handouts who spend every hour of every day arguing about literally anything. what's not to enjoy?
>>25602818>what's not to enjoy?the lack of decorum, for one
>>25602821fucking poofter cunt.
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES
>>25602825This is why you're a loser btw. You got that loser mentality
>>25602827>You got that loser mentalitywelcome to Australian culture.
My hair looks good short and it looks good long. However, it looks like utter dreck at medium-length. There has to be some way to style it when it's this long to make it look good so I'm not afraid to go outside without a hat until I cut it.
https://owo.vg/pol/thread/544659557/auspol-my-cunt-fell-out-edition#bottomhttps://owo.vg/pol/thread/544659557/auspol-my-cunt-fell-out-edition#bottomhttps://owo.vg/pol/thread/544659557/auspol-my-cunt-fell-out-edition#bottom
Idea for mystery novel: victim fell out of the window while painting the window case, which looks like legit accident, however the victim’s will reveal those who could be interested in premature demise of the departed.
>>25602179I don't know how public teachers do it. I stupidly agreed to substitute a teacher for one week, I usually work in a private academy, and one day in I want to kill myself. This shit is beyond awful.
>>25602840think i've read it, would read again
>>25602840Although people who paint their own windows don’t normally have a lot of things to leave behind, but they could have a secret and somewhat scandalous source of income.
>>25602441bro i was reading this blog on new criterion where the author was gushing about seeing arcadi volodos playing schubert in hungary or sth so i checked him out yeah he's kinda firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjn3NW0LftI
Nine Inch Nails is the best band of all time
Damn, dude, Oct. 27th is when I finally meet my son, and this is reason I no longer have to work the last month I live here, I can finally just with my family.What the fuck it's been 9 long fucking years.But it's all finally fucking done.Fuck.
What’s a book written by someone who was genuinely evil and aware of this, but didn’t falter at this thought, instead embracing it, and displaying it with full force in a refined and elegant manner?
>>25602885Amything by Sade
>>256028853
>>25602876what ya do, diddle him? Dont diddle kids bro, not cool
>>25602889heh, i was thinking him tooKinsey also pops up, but thats more scientific
>>25602894No I haven't even seen my son you stupid fuck.That's why he's 9 now, and I'm 33 years old.FUCK.
>>25602905>you stupid fuck.Tsk tsk so rude. Obviously the implication was that you diddled him hence you weren't allowed to see him for almost a decadeYou definitely got an anger issue, so try not to go bashing his head in again :/
>>25602919Stopped caring at this point.Never will be again.
https://youtu.be/j9W5YnrtGlc?is=CYgaSVoC6hxS7RqP
>>25602412The former >>25602421I'm not giving you hints
>>25602925Thats the spirit!
>>25602938Yeah why did the 1 fuck up that time?Probably because the CIA know you're on methamphetamine.Redtongue fuck.
>Edit: Wow, this post really blew up tyasm for all the likes and comments! Why is this a thing? I see this shit everywhere (especially on YouTube) and it makes no fucking sense. Are people's lives so shallow and empty that they genuinely think that 30,000 updoots on a post under a video on YouTube is a legitimate life accomplishment?
Yeah, just hint that God may exist.What sound's more like God's name?Jehovah, or Arcturus.
There's nothing in me that actually wants to change, I am like a robot with some part that's supposed to be important missing. I know it's important, but I don't actually feel it.
>>25602876Why did that exact date require calculation?
I've seen some women say men's desire for shaved genitalia is rooted in pedophilia. I fully support this. I don't actually believe that's even remotely true, but I want more women with bush.
Just cried over this video lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTQVZuBV9oA
fucking tired of waiting for my salary, takes forever
>>25602857Yeah I like Volodos a lot. Certainly one of the great pianists of our time (though I'm of the side that thinks we are spoiled by a large abundance of great contemporary pianists). Just wish he would put out recordings more often!
Went to the methadone clinic earlier this morning and saw this on the white board. Figured I'd help share the poems of a fellow patient. I haven't looked at them yet. I swear it's not mine!
Going abroad to the Dominican Republic was a massive boost to my confidence. Women are just throwing themselves at me; a thicc lass literally took out her breasts as I was walking across a bridge with my wife and we both thought it was hilarious. Back home I'm usually the largest guy in the room, but in a sea of corpulent leathery mummies, apparently the ladies yearn for some of the ol' shrek sausage, and good manners go a long way. I politely gave a lady a spoon at a buffet and let her go first and she was so amazed she told her five friends. Highly recommended.
>>25603259>I politely gave a lady a spoon at a buffet and let her go first and she was so amazed she told her five friends.cute!
I hate how in novels, TV shows, and films, somehow the quiet, brooding guy gets the attractive girl. Often she'll even approach him too, this man who tells no jokes, who says nothing, who has no personality. So unrealistic.
>>25603261Gotta be polite. As a leaf my mom would always say people remember you by your manners, or lack thereof. I usually go out of my way to be chivalrous, not to get the booty, but because the fairer sex deserves more decorum until they prove themselves to be feral beasts; to be treated like a man is disrespectful to a woman because I feel I should be able to provide for myself and anyone in need around me in order to honor my family. It's not their fault some propaganda told them they're strong independant woman who need no man, the least I can do is offer. Flip side, if some woman decides she wants to wear the pants when I hold a door or whatever, that's fine with me, but dont expect the same courtesy I'd give normal woman. That right has been waived.
>tfw you go out with a zoomette and she thinks the fact she graduated college without reading a single work of literature is a bragpump n dumb material
The patronizing, faux-empathetic tone that chuds use to talk about Canadians is very reminiscent of how western liberals talk about the Russians or the Chinese.
>>25603293in shitty tv shows, movies and books maybe
>>25603358A lot of canadians are infuriating quasi-literate simpletons with a moral superiority complex, promoting egalitarianism with the panache of a wilted southern marm on qualudes and tim hoes, but at least they have ideals. I find a lot of discourse south of the border is this bizzare dialectical puritarianism where they need to thank god for the wretched state they're in as opossed to the state of everyone else, and their biggest enemies are people they think they hate because they want something marginally different from their in-group.You get a canadian drunk and tell them about Gramsci, cutting the big words for small ones and using a dash of post-structrualism, they'll nod and agree things should be different, they wish they were different, but feel impotent to change them despite their patriotism. Often americans are furitive jihadi or hulk hogan desperate to keep whatever they think they have by being a brick wall to idealogical compromise. Particularly the "educated" myopic sycophants ass kissing anti-authority's authoritarian decree as hard as they can. At least in the 80's the fervor was admirable.
>>25603344So did you pump and dump her or not?
>>25603358Liberal Canadians are all the aspects of Americans I dislike, magnified. I am glad that there’s a border between us
>>25603495>tfw you sleep with a zoomette and the next morning, she looks over at your book collection and says, "hey anon, take a picture of me reading one of your books so I can post it on my instagram" despite saying she never reads books
>>25603506Just hand her something esoteric and evocative that will get a billion people hassling her. Like Finnegan's Wake or The Naked Lunch. She doesnt know. Hand her a copy of The Phenomenology of Spirit or Fanged Noumena and enjoy the resulting shitstorm as she pisses off basically everyone she pretended to like.
My body is filthy. My mind is defiled.I need to purify myself in the cleansing waters of nothingness.
What I most look forward to and enjoy in life presently is travelling, drinking, and buying books. A distant fourth is sex. That's about it, I think.
>>25603535to me it's fapping and shitting
I miss you so badly.
If people had listened schopenhauer about sophistry credentialist german idealists (especially hegel), we would on the starts already instead on the verge of falling back to middle ages
>>25603506> take a picture of me readingThat’s how you can tell a pseud! True e/lit/e would kick your ass off the bed to take a still life of your books on wrinkled bedsheet.
It was meant for you
>>25603611
the end all buttoni'd have pressed it often nowthis terrible hell
>>25603622Gato guaton
Here's a question.What did God do to deserve his position?Now you know it what it takes to have the name Arcturus. And how SAIAS is infinitely harder.
>>25603716He beat the previous owner in a rock paper scissors game
>>25603734No contest.
Who the fuck would think the problem of induct is the exact fucking point of it?
It's so funny that people assume McDonald's is only bad for you if you were it too much.Well yeah, what the fuck wouldn't be?
For reasons I cannot provide evidence for, I hate the literacy rate in 4chan. Specifically, I hate how every time I poke fun at the samefag accusation by pretending to be both the "samefag" and the accuser, anons don't get it and proceed to triumph over proving my guilt. This recent time (I won't mention) was so bad because I deliberately edited another post, so that it looks 100% off. Yet, it's another stupid flame war of "you're a samfag" "no you're a samefag." Was it a dumb joke? Yes, 100%. But that's the point, it's a joke. I wish at the very least we can talk about that. Instead, we can't.Another similar incident happened on /v/: anon says "It's [AI] also very hard to detect in writing. [Especially if you edit it]". This was (to me at least) the stupidest fucking quote. Because you can feel it out. I answered with https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/746665212/#746674470, and out eleven posts, 6.5 (one said they at first believed it wasn't AI) thought it was me. Come on! The tone, the rhythm, the em dashes, and it lists out bunch of crap. Granted, I did edit it a bit, but the point was a direct challenge at the "just edit it" assertation, that apparently was proven right. Apparently, a nigger is all it takes to go from AI to human.I think these two incidents taught me that anons have a really hard time detecting sarcasm if you're not saying it's sarcastic. I'm reminded of how older books would tell you everything about a character, from cradle to grave like Frankenstein. The style annoyed me because a lot of it could have been inferred, e.g. Krempe being a dick to Frankenstein for liking alchemy could have been dramatized, or at least compressed to a paragraph, and their animosity could have been said. I understand that this is just the nature of the writing of the time and enjoy it nonetheless. But the reason I brought up is it makes me wonder if the author beating you over the head again and again how Victor view things was because the text did not trust the reader to get it if they were somewhat subtle, just like anons cannot detect clear jokes/rouses even if I were to say "this was a rouse!"I'm not sure what the lesson is, other than to once again, lower my expectations on people. Like "oh, I shouldn't say that, it'll go over their head." it happens in IRL too: clear, obvious clues that I'm bullshitting people and it's ignored. I'll never forget that incident: I retold a story of me hitting someone in the parking lot three times at lunch with friends at the same day, changing the story, and not one person questioned me on how the victim changed from man to woman, black to white, to my boss to a grandma. Nope. Didn't even notice.
>>25603716Well, if you believe the Mormons, he too was a human previously, and his reward for being really, really good and faithful was to become a god.
The first time i had sex it was with a more experienced girl, and j wasnt even planning on it. But after messing around with her, and with her pants pulled down she assumed the position and was waiting for me to stick it in before I realized what was happening
>>25603781Wait until you see who Joseph Smith was, and how the Book of Mormon is one of the scariest things ever.
>>25603835I knew that stuff because I used to be Mormon. But what do you mean?
>>25603835other former mormon here. the only scary thing about the book of mormon is how many people genuinely believed it and how many still do.
Reading Houellebecq, feeling miserable, and watching porn
In terms of how attractive they are to me:Most guys >>>>> most women >> a small population of extremely cute guys
>>25603882Agreed, a beautiful guy is even more beautiful than a beautiful woman, but they are rare
>>25603605>softcover of a book larger than 250 pages>spine not crinkledthat's how you recognize a poser.
>>25603880Submission turned out to be astonishingly accurate
One does not execute the will of God.
Read this in a short story earlier, don't know why but I found it so funny. It's the fate of all of us aspiring writers once AI makes us obsolete.>"I'm a writer--I'm not a criminal."
>>25603605I went looking for some Austen at my local library but they didn't have any, sadly. Might have to actually buy some of those books (used and for cheap, of course).
>>25603251Are you the "smart crack head"?
Watched eyes wide shut again yesterday. Cool dude Kubrick, I feel I'm missing a lot of meaning though, how do you even "understand" something like that? Also ik watching films often now
>>25602243The most aggressive posters here are generally the most stupid. Generally. I mean sometimes the stupid people are actually getting shit on but most of the time it's the stupid people that are mad and being aggressive.
There are moments when I wish I was born a woman
>>25602285>according to chatGPTUse your own critical thinking skills for once instead of outsourcing it to AI. How high has he charted? What is his genre? If it's some genre like "Rockabilly" then he is a nobody. You could be the most famous rockabilly musician of all time and you'd still be a nobody.
>>25603971While a fair criticism, as an extremely aggressive smart person I immediately want to challenge you to a fight about it, before realizing I actually like you as a person, and offering sassy but helpful advice as a nebulous compensation.
>>25603978Feel like if you're an A-lister in something like Witch House, you're still a nobody for 99% of people.
I would hate to find out who this KNeel Degrassi Mike is, right?Saint until you find out who Screech is.Corn. https://youtu.be/VDsaNnQnd7U?is=jBn3dDP-V1T2DHTo
>>25603904oh yeah? then explain this:>starts break dancing
>>25603928I should watch that.
>>25603506I recognise you. Could you please stop shitting up the classical threads on /mu/? we have enough retards already thank you.
>>25604036That reaction image is just so good. And I do it to entertain you all.
I'm too sensitive
>>25604039kill yourself. you contribute nothing of value and I fucking hate you.
>>25604041I don't care enough. Wanna fuck?
>>25604045>kill yourself. you contribute nothing of value and I fucking hate you.
when i finnegans wake i like to finnegans bake and then eat some finnegans cake
>>25604046sure. just let me get my strapon.
>>25602418>>>/hm/2717392
I have no idea what kind of person Caligula and Vlad the Impaler would happen to look at the short couple in high school that everyone knew were perfect for and and replacing the cuck for himself because he shared the same idea.I don't give how sick of a metal drummer you are, Steve.None of that shit's even Kool-Aid.Not Jones.Hotz now.But Applewhite was fail.I don't why Waco concluded 3 days after my birth.But Koresh is a saint.X
>>25604057nice
Classical music playsWarm light from lamps in a dark roomBoner throbbing Someone outside my window
>>25604056Joyce is pseud-core and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>25604066>JoyceThat the fart fetish guy?
>>25604068so it seems.
Fellas, is it gay to get pegged by a woman?
>>25604060Cake! -have a piece>Go on
>>25604066Nah, but pretending to have read joyce for nebulous internet points is. Like hegel.
>>25604071only if she doesn't say "no homo".
>>25604068>That the fart fetish guy?that would be chuck Berry in my book
>>25604066I'm sorry to hear you do not like his works.
>>25604070I'm not a kinkshamer but if you have a fart fetish, I'm going to think less of you.
>>25604075Hegel wasn't a pseud though. He was just a very stressed out academic with undiagnosed schizophrenia.
No, Phail, is that your specific nature factor into a lot twisted fucking pathetic things about your spiral, so much that you can be the most dysfunctional incestious thing in an existence and one, and fucking Kel'thuzad in another, stupidWhere do you think Elron got his ideas from in the first place, right?Duh, Xenu.Me again.
>>25604089I am the you! No you i you you! I am you!
https://youtu.be/g2qCdXE21og?is=8lP_4rPsLnlXVUFl
>>25602808What did they say
>>25604116barely anything. that post ran off them like boiling water on a hyperthermophile's back.
I don't know how squigglvision works.But I really want to see through the eyes of a cat.Only one person can show me.
>>25604137this goy has gone insane
And how pathetic of a five year old do you have to be imagine talking to Jon Strewart as if you'd have anything interesting to say about the word?Was completely different on my end.
Is /lit/ broken still?
>>25604152OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE WE BACK?!
>>25604137Le Camp des Saints 2: Boogaloo électrique
>>25604155>>25604152Let my chorus of orgiastic glee echo through the hallowed halls of our faggotry. Hiroshima Moot be praised; I thought I was going to have to raw dog my honeymoon without being a pretentious dickface about literature. I shudder to think of the percolating bullshit that would have diffused into reality.
I hereby declare to reborn 4chan: my strong desire to have baby-making sex with Sophie Thatcher.
>>25604225Get in line, pal. I saw her in the Pavement music video for Harness Your Hopes and fell in love.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Ww_O3ceKU
4chan is really on its last legs, isn't it? Where are we going to go when this place finally closes down for good? Where will I write my thoughts?
>>25604251Literally, without a doubt, unequivocally, objectively BUILT for the camera
Hi lit, can I ask for yalls opinion on a thing im writing. Im making a superhero setting with my friend to eventually run a campaign in. And we got the stupid idea of figuring how how 4chan would have adapted to a world with superheroes.Im not particularly knowledgeable of 4chan stuff so I figured i should ask directly. What would a 4chan board about heroes and villain discussion be called if heroes and villains were both real and decently common. and what kind of climate do you think it would have?
>>25604258>What would a 4chan board about heroes and villain discussion be called if heroes and villains were both real and decently commonBut heroes and villains are real. There are heroic nazis and villainous jews, heroic whites and villainous nonwhites. It's all very simple.
My mother spilt a bowl of kettle corn onto her bed, so she threw away the kettle corn and washed the blanket in the laundry. I told her she was nuts because not only would I not have washed my blanket but I still would have eaten the kettle corn. It's my bed and blanket, why would I be disgusted by it? And it's not a wet or staining food, so why not eat it? Am I crazy?
A man I am vaugely aware of has a severe gambling problem and publishes AI written books despite thinking of himself as a modern day Dostoevesky. I wonder if he posts on /lit/.
>>25604258/co/ and /tv/ have plenty of capeshit threads, go check those outor /pol/ because they see politics in the manner of entertainment
I just got over the worst fucking stomach virus. From early Monday morning up until a few hours ago I thought I was dying. If God had never invented Gatorade I think I might have.
>>25604277Well, Dostoevsky did have his own vices, no? But yes the AI books part does mean he must be stopped at all costs.
>>25604280>I just got over the worst fucking stomach virusCaught a very bad one a year and a half ago now and my stomach has still never fully recovered. I get so bloated and gassy, and suffer terrible acid reflux sometimes. It is truly awful. Hope you recover soon.
I wish we could talk.
It's insane that 2010 was 16 years ago and there are school shooters who were born then. Reading about griffin j John II. It reminds me of the webm of that kid scrolling sharty on two iPads. There are people born in the 2010s browsing this site right now. It's over. It's over. It's over.
>>25604257Pretty sure they make these women in a factory somewhere. It's like a super niche, ultra high tech CNC type business. But I've seen this face way too much for it to not be. The twenty first century's archetype of the "Pretty Youthful woman", the devious mouse.
>>25604284I’ve been lucky in that I usually bounce back pretty quickly from illnesses. Your health is your wealth, as corny as that sounds.
>>25604293To be fair, makeup does a lot of the work. I have an ex who could have looked like this if she did the same (though slightly less attractive). This is without the makeup. Still good-looking, but you get my point.
>>25604293>Pretty sure they make these women in a factory somewhere.Do they do overseas shipping? I've never seen this face even once in real life anywhere.
>>25604285well text me back then
>>25604286Yeah, or the Charlie Kirk kid Robinson, was some Discord trannyfucker incel
>>25604302The person I’m talking about hasn’t texted me. Go away.
Google removed my access to Gemini for creating erotic images.
>>25604318Lawsuit NOW>pitchforkPepe.jpg
>>25604298Black hair, green eyes just mogs everything but green eyes, red hair. Wolfcuts are also sexy as fuck, hope they become mainstream at some point.
>>25604303Isn't it something? The reason I'm reading about this guy is because I was looking at another shooter, solomon Henderson. A black white-supremacist nazi who browsed basedchan. Something happened in the 2010s. Why did teenagers start describing themselves as Nazis and communists and why are they all trannies and furries? You go on social media now and you see a trans flag, a hammer and sickle, and something about five nights at Freddies. I know a lot of the orgs pushing political shit are connected to spooks, I just wonder what the end goal is. Why are feds grooming autistic furry kids to shoot up schools and grocery stores? It's always discord too.
i wish women who liked effeminate sensitive men were real
>>25604352Sensitive and effeminate are two different things. Plenty of women like sensitive guys, they just don't like men who act and present like women
>>25604357What's sensitive even mean in a relationship context? Feel when she has her period?
>>25604360Empathetic, gentle, supportive.
>>25604285I never wanted to talk to anybody
>>25604377>gentlemore like gentile
>>25604357I know plenty of women who love Bladee and Ecco2k though?
>>25604383What the fuck does this even mean?
>>25604388Would they love them without the money and the fame, too? Yeah, didn't think so.
>>25604388ecco is hot and famous and bladee is also famous
>>25604256I suggested making our own discord here, but it turns out that I’m too scared myself of clicking random discord links.
>>25604383Then why would you even respond to my post??
I actually had this post saved in my notes so that I post it when 4chin is back>>25603777> the author beating you over the head again and again how Victor view thingsHow does he though? I could only tell he never thinks even a step ahead of his actions. Who thought that a humanoid monster escapee will be dangerous? Who would expect that the boat made float into the see if untied?Idk, man, I am that person. I don’t see AI writing, I may not notice other subtleties. I’m not that attentive when it comes to 4chin, I don’t think I even saw your posts.
Somehow the urge to check the messages wasn’t the first things on my mind when I woke up. What if this sudden detox made me stop liking you?
>Now your smile is spreading thin>Seems you're trying not to lose>Since I'm not supposed to grin>All you've got to do is>WIN
>>25604357I love men with girly faces, but that is common.
Rate my most recent Amazon purchase. (The slippers are a Christmas prezzie for my mum.)
I should definitely in prison.
>>25604423>the urge to check the messages...first things on my mind when I woke upLol, I'm in the midst of this right now.
>>25604423What sudden detox?
>>25604256>4chan is really on its last legs, isn't it?Some major datacenter in India got hacked, a lot of websites had major issues in the past 48 hours. For once it's not just a 4ch thing.>Where are we going to go when this place finally closes down for good?I'll personally probably start a diary. Being able to anonymously scream into the void is the whole appeal of this place for me, I don't want to attach an online personality to my posts.
>>25604392>>25604397These women I know literally only date guys like Ecco and Bladee. Yeah, it's cringe, but there are women who genuinely want sensitive and effeminate men. In fact, I'd go as far to say it's in vogue right now in a lot of places.
>>25604441a rape threat
>>25604433Don’t use Amazon, Bezos can live his long and happy life without your money.
>>25604441No 4chin for over a day. They could have needed to migrate to Reddit out of despair.
>>25604433Continue using Amazon, Bezos won't give a fuck if you don't.
>>25604443>I'll personally probably start a diary. I need me a community. Something as shapeless and vague as 4chin is even better, so that I can augment yall with whatever qualities I want. Being entirely alone is miserable for me.
Talking about places to shop, are there any euro anons who support boycott of burger brands?
I liked Adventure Time: Side Quests.
>>25604459You sound like you have /pol/brain
>>25604467I’ve been using Reddit way too long
>>25604446But it's so convenient :[>>25604456>yallSeppo spotted.>>25604473Kys.
I’m in the middle of flat repainting here, mostly by myself. This fucking crap already ate two days out of my vacation, and I only primed the walls. I feel so sorry for myself.
A sandwich with tomato but no lettuce looks weird. But I don't have any lettuce.
>>25604256To quote an obscure song title; I don’t give a shit if I’m in outer darkness, I’ll make friends. I can always sniff out my people wether it’s irl, the internet, the waiting room at the ER, or the cattle car ride to the forced labor camp.
I missed you.
>>25604477Lettuce know how it tastes
>>25604482Why past tense?
>>25604482But I haven't met you yet
>>25604485See >>25604423
>>25604481There’s no my people in this dumb homogeneous town. I refuse to associate myself with them.
>>25604500That’s why they call me gregarious
Today was disability day and I'm almost out of money already.
>>25604514crack is a terrible habit
I used to think that I'm a good person, but, after multiple days of introspection, I've come to the conclusion that I am really not.I am, at my a core, almost completely without empathy. I can only "empathize" if someone is suffering from something I've also had to go through; which really is more me thinking about myself, than actual empathy.When I hug someone, put a hand on someone's shoulder, say something positive to cheer them up, it's all completely fake. And the only reason I even do those things at all, is because I know that I SHOULD be doing them. It's like handshakes: I don't want to shake anyone's hand, yet I still do so, because I know that it's expected of me. I could only ever be in a relationship with a completely oblivious woman (or one who doesn't mind being treated like this— who's never experienced real empathy from anyone, and doesn't know any better) because any girl, with even just a modicum of critical thinking skills, would realize what I really am, at some point, and leave. I know that this is bad, and that I should not be this way, but even that, I only know that because I've been told by my parents that I should show more empathy, and I believe them. I know that I SHOULD be feeling bad about this, that it's not normal, but what am I supposed to do? Wait until a princess kisses me and thaws my frozen heart with true love? Maybe, if I continue faking it, I'll eventually start doing it for real. "Fake it, til you make it" as they say. Keep pretending I'm a good person until my newly realized to be fucked up brain starts actually believing it.
Interdasting.
>>25604564I feel the same. I go through the motions because that’s what is appropriate to do, but I don’t feel much on the inside.
>>25604575My emotionally stunted brother!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>25602179Avoid crowds.
>>25604152No
>>25604601This. Keep aware of your surroundings, people.
Doomscrolling pinterest but even that place has been infected with AI slop. Is this just it now?
There's no way my oneitis isn't aware I like her. I think a reasonable person in her position would come to that conclusion. But, perhaps not, though?
Are we ever going to see each other again?
>>25604613i'm looking at you right now
>>25604621creepy. are you looking at me, too?
>>25604621Stop making these bullshit replies and fuck off.
I wish I was rich junkie, but as a middle-ish class I have to stay sober to scrape by more effectively.
I think he likes me, at least this is what conclusion I came to as a reasonable person in my position. But what do I do with him?
Great news, my ex dropped the charges!
Man, I remember being 18 and posting in these same threads. At the time the vibe was different. You saw a lot more emotion, more introspection. Now all of you write meaningless aimless little fluff except for a handful of exceptions, like >>25604564 >>25604258 >>25603777No doubt, it's because the average age here has shifted up to late 20's / mid 30's. Around this time, the natural growth cycle of most men has wrapped up. Either you have succeeded in life or you've failed, but in either case your story as a person is over, it's all a footnote to the real life which you ceased living around your mid 20's. You're checked out from the world, from life, and this shows in every little action. As time passed, I grew more passionate and not less. And like Hokusai I improve every year; I put more energy into life, more passion, I take it more seriously. It's impossible to imagine approaching life any other way. You have to take it seriously.
I'm Very Very Erect Right Now (2026)The cock in my mouth Is yummyIt's the one in my earGiving me a tizzy
>>25603777>how Victor view thingsAnon, please tell, how does he view them? I’m actually interested in your take because to me the entirety of his studies in Ingolstadt felt like nothing.
>>25604660:[
I seriously feel like what happened with you has fucked me up forever.
I've had bruxism for years without knowing it was the cause of my perpetual exhaustion, jaw/tooth pain and chronic bad dreams.I've been trying to get night guards to work for years. The DenTek Comfort Fit was too bit on it's smallest setting. I tried molding the DenTek Professional Fight tonight but because I've been grinding for so long, one side of my mouth is ground down further than the other and it uncentered my mold as I bit down.I could remold it but 1. I might have bit down too hard the first time and the mold might be fucked in which case I'd need to call for a replacement 2. I've got no more pots/bowls for bowling or patience for doing it tonight.I'm so fucking dejected. There's so many fucking things I'm able to do, but I just can't seem to do the thing that is the most important thing for me to do right now. Now I'm gonna have to go to bed and likely wake up 7 different times from 5 different bad dreams.I still don't even know that I wont choke or suffocate on these things if I manage to actually get them molded.
I've got a kidney stone. Went to the hospital ER saying it's bad mkay and they checked me out, said I didn't have any after the tech bungled the readings for 20 extra minutes (I figured it'd turn out okay). I do not have a UTI at least. Passed one and a tiny one. Gonna go to primary care soon.
>>25604779I’m so very sorry, dear. I have a habit of clacking my teeth unnecessarily, I’m really worried it may end up in some serious damage. Let’s hope that you will have a nice sleep with pleasant dreams or no dreams at all, whatever you prefer better. Sending hugs!
I like it when my gril talks to me dirty over the texts so that I happen to check on them before being properly awake and fall back asleep in semi-aroused semi-sleepy state. That feels nice.
Paint! Paint! Paint!
>>25604803get well soon, and then drink more water
Block your ears now, spoiler alertThe plot will get bitter and twistThings will start rocking from rack down to ruinCharacters? Do not invest!
I have debilitating medical OCD and over the last year the fear of choice has been alcohol withdrawal. I have had four episodes of getting drunk once, and being so irrationally yet powerfully afraid of dying of a seizure or DTs when I wake up that I then continue to drink to avoid this until I get medical help. I have a liver the size of the lower 48 and can drink 20+ units of alcohol in a day and not feel remotely sick, so I'm compelled to start a slow tapering process over the course of the coming week or two after one big night. I have been to detox 4 times in 13 months. I am a PhD candidate and am at serious risk of flunking out just on time alone, not to mention no longer securing teaching roles. I would lecture in front of 120 students drinking a gatorade spiked with 4 shots of vodka, and would spend the rest of the day slowly measuring out units of alcohol by the hour in my room, or sitting in my closet alone. Each time I would go to detox, I'd come out with great vigor and think I just schizo'd out and it wouldn't happen again, but it did each time. No matter how irrational you understand your phobia to be, it somehow wins, and it's very weird to see these sorts of things you see in media actually occur inside your own brain when you'd previously thought you would know exactly what to do if you were in the crazy's shoes. This fear came about basically an hour after I broke up with the love of my life and I've thought about her every second I wasn't panicking over drinking in the last 14 months. Been out of detox for 2 days now and just got hit with an 11k bill. I have 3 dollars. Is it over?
>>25604982It’s not over, keep going with your detox. I believe in you, Anon!
Bubble bubble toil and trouble
>>25605010bubble tea!
Some bread just really feels and tastes nice to eat, man. Like I don't even want to put anything on it. Just take three or four slices together and eat them like an empty sandwich. So fucking comfy.
>>25604804Thank you.
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