trannies often call themselves monsters. what kind of monster are you, anon?
>>45176439vampire
>>45176439A WEREWOLF! ARF ARF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
i wanted to be a pocket monster (gay) but instead i became a honster
gockzilla
>>45176439succubus
Vampire
demon (from hell)
>>45176439androphilus
>>45176439picrel
you know what humans are?a pack of hellhoundsmost of them are happy to wear the leashsit when they say sitjump when they say jumpfetch when they say fetchkill when they say killbut not all
>>45176439Easy.Shape changing trickster. Creature of lust and sin.Evil fox spirit
>>45176439i like to think im a vampire, but really im just frankenstein's monster
the parasite that moves from host to host
>>45176439I'm an ogre>somebody-
>>45176439idk, some kind of one that's a bit stock i think
ogre if i'm feeling WIDE, slenderman when i'm feeling TALL
>>45176439Reptilian shapeshifter whose real body and face are incredibly snakelike
>>45177219mediogre and genderman
old monster 7th ascended sunflower sect master of the dao
>>45176439a man, KEK! owned
>>45176439this one
Cab Calloway's ghost
>>45176439cuntboy
>>45176439Male
>>45176439skinwalker
I'm a fish
>>45178134:D
>>45178134im an oceanic whitetip
>>45176439Nahualli
biblically accurate angel cuz i am a voyeur but also perfect and i can fly
>>45176439Only a little bit of the fun kind that drinks your blood, mostly I will drain your bank accounts and be suicidal
gampirequeerwolfdragulafrankenstein's honsterabraham van reppingcncenobitethey fab!
>>45178820Cncnobite is funny
>>45178074for me it's the walrus
>>45178752
i like to think im a vampire
i hope you all might enjoy this vent art i made a year ago now
>>45178825you really don't like "they fab!"? the glasses would be fake non-prescription raybans but he'd put them on and immediately have a lunatic meltdown and start attacking women as lizardpeople. i think it has potential
>>45178976or maybe a devil or demon of some kind
>>45179013i thought you were just calling theyfabs monsters loli like the idea of a theyfab putting on the thick-framed glasses and all the billboards just say "CONSUME HRT" and "EXERCISE"
>>45179013It just doesnt sound like they live, even "The LIBS!" Sounds better lol
>>45177276>>45178097
>>45179321THEY LIBit's true
>>45176440>>45176442>>45176449>>45176503>>45178976Daring today, aren't we?
>>45176439I hunt and tame wild trans girls. With my bulging muscles, hairy chest and big dick, no trans girl is impossible for me to tame. 100% success rate.
>>45176483youre just bpd, humans are the real monsters after all......
>>45178815idt ur really suicidal.
>can choose literally any monster>everyone itt goes for the most vapid cliche onemale autism moment
>>45182513not everyone needs to be a hyper identitarian special snowflake. vampires just happen to be most reminiscent of what trannies are actually like
>>45176439an unloveable piece of shit monster
>>45182593"average trans woman" and its just your hyperspecific xitter bubbles
rabid feral boymoderjust looking for someone to domesticate me
>>45182603well it describes me and I don't use xitter or tumblr or tiktok or anything so idk what to tell you
>>45176439cultist who went insane with the esoteric knowledge and eldritch truths of the Cosmic Horror Ghendr D'sforia
>>45178390You're pretty. I'm a flounder, I have a funny face :)
child molester
does a hylic count as a monster
i dream of a kingdom…
>>45182493I don't believe you haven't lost a single one, with how skittish and avoidant they are.
>>45176439Werewolf.
>>45176439jiangshi!!!
>>45176439Leviathan
>>45179321it's not meant to sound like it, it's wordplay on "theyfab" not a pun on "they live." plus "they lib" has already been done on /pol/