this board has fucking ruined me i said "she slugs me!" to a friend for no fucking reason and he didn't find it funny at all
Sorry nona
>for no fucking reasonwhat, there wasn't even a slug or a snail or anything?
>>45173067snailmoding
I have a similar thing with Arrested Development quotes, so I can empathise with your transgeredered experiences.
>>45173067Slugs me, slugs me! Watch, she's gonna say "slugs me"!!!!
from now on when I my mtf gf sweats the bedsheets so bad they turn brown im going to call that her snail trail
i love this retarded snail
>>45174814>gf sweats the bedsheets so bad they turn browndo you mfs not shower or something what the fuck
>>45173067i look like this
>>45174882>>45174890tranny feet smell and sweat differently. I was the manager at a hooters back in 2004 and was in charge of spotting and removing trannies. I made the girls hop on a piece of construction paper at the end of their shift and would sniff the construction paper at the end of the day to find the tranny. Problem was I was too good at my job. They accused me of being a tranny myself and fired me.
>>45174961kek
>>45174882i compulsively shower every day because I get pretty sweaty at work (im ftm also). she just lazes around like a cat at home and showers maybe twice or thrice a month
>>45175016what the fuck.
>>45174890marry me <3
>>45173067awww cute snailmoder :3 <3
>>45174790cogs me choo choo
