Transbians will be like "oh um haha werewolf lady, vampire lady, um artist stoner lady, adn book lady hahahah" and then will throw 1-13 in every match they play, but have they even SEEN DYNAMO? This man is soooo big and he's sooo loyal to his wife Marla and his wish is to get his body back for Marla (that dick must be AMAZING). Even in his current form, that core must have heating mechanisms which are super nice for cuddling, and on top of that he's super smart, he's super loving and he's kind to everyone he meets. I wish I was Marla. I wanna bake treats for his teammates in the ritual. I wanna be his transsexual tradwife. I love Dynamo.
>>45172189True Dynamo is actually the best husband. Would marry him instantly.
>>45172189wait...do hets just not realize how they sound? lol this post is like reading about an accountant talking about how riveting and exciting it is to calculate financial reports or something like that. it's hilarious!!imagine seeing someone wholeheartedly extolling the entertainment value of watching beige paint dry on a wall. that's this. it makes me laugh just imagining someone typing this post with real excitement in their heart.
>>45172271I'm very autistic and having a hubby that's very low effort and likes cuddling when he's back sounds very nice. I wanna clean and make food for him when he gets his body back, or help maintain his current body. He's a professor (at a presumably nice university) which also means he probably makes a lot, so buying cute clothes would not. He also works at a soup kitchen and I wanna help there!
>>45172319*would not be too much to ask from himsorry I am a mental retard
>I am a mental retardoh well that explains this whole thing. /thread
>>45172189Transbian here to defend myself. I don't like Silver because I want to fuck her, I like Silver because I'm also a drunk and need a girl like that damn unicorn to save me
>>45172622Celeste - sub transbiansSilver - dom transbians
>>45172319This entire reply gave me a boner. Why did the universe curse me to be this way? I need to stop bitching to strangers on the internet who will never give a fuck about me, wake up and actually do something with my life. Living with executive dysfunction with no support certainly makes all of this challenging. It's either I improve my life for the sake of my own happiness and well-being, not society's, or I will find myself in early grave.
>>45172189I have no idea what game this is but know it's AGP slop
actually i play and enjoy Haze. She’s everything I wish i could be. she competent, composed, and efficient. she’s respected and professional. I wish I could be her.
