Not one single mention of poonchasers on the board today. Just a few months ago there would've been multiple going at once.I posted my hairy manpussy on /d/ and barely got any response. My AFAB need for attention is being starved.Disgraceful.
>>45166657Yeah right? It's ok to goon to poons.
>>45166657>where have the poonchasers goneand where are all the cockswhere's my boardwise hercules to fight the risin' gocksoooooowoooooaaahhhi need a chaseri need a chaser 'til the end of the nighthe's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight
>>45166681Post on the board faggot. I don't use glowie spyware.
>>45166657ME ME ME ME! im a poon lover! show me your man muffin
>>45166706Look for the big clit thread if it's still up for the original context, or see the repost in the cuntboy thread.
>>45166717Okay I found it quick. yeah your dick is equally big as mine (cis) I love it. Though think you should shave the pubes off.
>>45166732>shave the pubes offMy entire body is covered in pubes. Shaving it all would take multiple hours and absurd amounts of shaving cream. Also my BF likes me hairy.
>>45166657sorry </3 i was in the middle of a hookup with a trans guy up until a few minutes ago. but I can start posting if you want, I have about 15 minutes til bedtime.
>>45166793>shaving creamJust use an electric trimmer???
>>45166732Also doubting that your dick is literally 6cm, but post to one of the microdick threads on /hm/ if true.>>45166797What are you, a quitter? Go on /d/ and begin gooning to my mussy immediately.
>>45166838just saw the post on /d/. If he shaves i'm gonna fucking kill my self.>>45166842ok yay!!!!!
>>45166838Who wants a full-body five o'clock shadow? Worse than either shaving it properly or not at all.
>>45166842hi i'm also a chaser, holy shit your hole looks so hot.
>>45166842>Also doubting that your dick is literally 6cmsmaller than that. I'll post it there as proof
>>45166657I'm a theymab and I think faggy hyperfem gaydens/theyfabs are hot does that count
>>45166657Because you're nasty. Lean hairless ftm femboys are the one's who get attention.
>>45166842I'll leave the post up for 5 minutes, go check now
>>45166657we all know what a mtf chaser looks like, but what does a ftm chaser look like? a theyfab or something?
>>45166657True... one day I will get ahold of a cute chaser that'll larp that I'm a 12 year old boy...
>>45166916Cis males with a tomboy fetish
>>45166657My dad asked if i was gonna get a foid years ago and i remember i said realistically i'd have to prey on genderconfused fat ugly dykes to get it on with anyone so i'd rather not. I dont think he got the core idea but yesh
>>45166925Sometimes I'll have him roleplay as himself, but when he was a 7 year old girl, and I'll call him by his birth name and she/her. He bought a full pink and white bedspread for it with pink pillows. And I have him wear a pink and white Lolita dress. He loves it. Step daddy raping that little girl. She did so good in her homework I have to give her a reward, you know?
>>45166657Would shave and finger with my gayden stubs. Sorry broski you aren’t outtopping me.
>>45166892sex pest gender id + mentally unwell sexual preferencenot really chaser, more of its own thing
>>45166943>step fatherLAME
>>45166915wow he wasn't joking
>>45166954Lol, you'd prefer if it was actual daddy raping you? He's on decent terms with his dad, so slightly weird to roleplay especially since he isn't roleplaying a fantasy person, he's being his 7 year old little girl self.
>>45166972Step incest fantasies are for people who couldn't manage to date someone they actually look related to.
>>45166657>pooners
>>45166979You just mean you want to fuck your sibling. IRL. Like not a fantasy.
holy fuck I need a trans boyfriend who I fuck every day
>>45166925Retarded psyop.Then again my BF is 14 cm shorter, 20 kg lighter, and 8 years younger than me. Pretty much a shotamoder. We get some funny looks.>>45166948I'd let a brother in poon fondle my chocolate starfish any time.>>45166970Cowardly.
>>45167064NOT retarded and NOT a psyop . according to Ralph Lauren sizing charts I am the size of a 12 year old boy.
>>45167068what state are you in
>>45167073illinois half the time washington a quarter of the time and miscellaneous states the rest
>>45167080I could be convinced to do that roleplay with you when you're in WA
>>45166657post ur cute lil tdick pls pls pls i can never see enough -w-
>>45166657they probably manage to successfully detransition an early transition trans man and married them.
>>45167084what do you look like i'll be there starting january or february
>>45167087omg that thing is pretty nice, hadn’t read into this thread enough yet. Would absolutely droll over it for hour, it’s so nice :p
it's bigger than my mtf cis clit :((
>>45167023hey
Do you guys actually like the word poon? If i was a ftm the first thing i would do is make better slang.
My bpd pooner woke me up at 7 in the morning looking for his lost kitty. I want to put him out like op's pic.
>>45168265i find it disgusting, i wish i could call myself a trannyt. pooner
>>45166657Stopped posting about when realizing none of them want to fuck some guys booty and do silly bdsm things>>45168425How big is your gock bby
>>45168475There are some ftm tops, but most ftms are gayden submissive bottoms who love cock and getting fucked.
>>45168494>There are some ftm topsAnd the few ones who exist don't like horny posting so it's pretty boring
>>45168425You can, actually. Tranny is unisex.
>>45168134hiiii
>>45168685You can, but when someone says tranny everyone assumes mtf.
I dont like pooners as a cis guy because they mog me in regards to masculinity 90% of the time
>>45169387I like pooners as a cis guy BECAUSE they mog me in regards to masculinity 90% of the time
>>45166657It's hard to chase poons because they're always in relationships....
>>45168265The online ftm community cannot make better slang because it's 80% white
>>45169423Big lesbian queef entity absorbs all poonami tsunami into one heap of sisterly love
>>45166657I have been on a break. I focus on stalking real poons from social media. I miss it when poons were posting their selfies here, you were all youthful and pretty, except that one weird fattie.I just read from finnish news that 85% of minor transgenders in finland are ftm and it made me happy. So many new ftms each year
>>45166657How do you feel about NPH?Want me to show an animation meme about that?
>>45168265poon just sounds retarded.Personally, I just love the word cuntboy in sexy settings.
>>45169943They're all gaydens so it's looking more like the omegaverse
>>45166657Gross ass freakIm a huge hairy masc dude and I get dozens of pooners on grindr dming me for sex. I deny every single one. You don't have a cock. You have a hairy snail trail of oozey slime between your legs. It's horrific. No man wants to put their dick in a hairy slime ridden inflamed clit flesh pocket.You should have been a tomboy.
>>45170196As a straight ftm I hate the word cuntboy. I hate gaydens. Total gayden death.>>45170815I also hate you. Female genetalia is superior but have fun sticking your bacteria rod into someone’s E. coli infested anus.>t. straightden
>>45170815You're afab
>>45170853So you're lesbian.
>>45170977I’m the superior type of man because I won’t knock my girl up. Anyone who thinks I am less than for not having a biological dick is just jealous that mine is smooth and big and made of silicone and free of germs.
>>45170853cuntboy is the only nonretarded word. Face it, any other alternative is lame, or just too vague to own the fact that you're a man with a vagina.
>>45170815I want to put my penis in a tight boy poonani, you want to put your penis in a moist poopy colon
>>45170996So you admit needing to wear a prosthetic just so you can fuck? lol xDDicklessness is a disability!
>>45171001I don’t have a vagina though. If I ignore it, it isn’t there. I have a very nice dick and it is detachable and made of silicone
>>45166657I'm a poonchaser but only if they're ftfemboy
>>45168265It's silly, and that's good. It's all good fun :o)
>>45167122nature is healing
>>45171013yeah, a prosthetic :)
>>45168507The thread we're posting in was started by one, what are you on about.
>>45171048Cyborgs are better you’re just jealous
>>45171013>If I ignore it, it isn’t there.is this... autism?
>>45170996>I can't breed!LMAO
>>45171057The Earth is overpopulated we don’t need more people. India has it covered with breeding, I’m far from worried about humans going extinct
>>45171055Have an animation meme :)
>>45169958every day i get tempted to post face to attentionwhore ...
>>45171079Amazing. Animation memes are a wonderful afab invention :)
>>45171001what about cuntman tho
>>45171304sounds too much like a superhero :(
>>45166657>My AFAB need for attentioncis man calls himself a girl: >ew, he's a faggotcis woman calls herself a guy:>no once carestrans woman calls herself a guy:>ew, she's faketranstrans man calls "himself" a girl:>somehow normal AFAB privilege yet again
>>45171079The ass is sooo big and the thighs are so tiny
>>45171347corrections:>"cis" "man" calls himself a girltreated like what it is, an obvious retarded cope>cis woman calls herself a guytreated like what it is, textbook theyfab behaviour>trans woman calls herself a guyaka 50% of posts on a certain basket weaving forum>trans man calls himself a girlrare, special, and deserving of accolades for its originality
>>45166676>>45171342>i need a cuntman!>i'm holdin' out for a cuuuntman 'til the end of the niiight~
>>45171073>just let pajeets populate the worldLOL
>>45169395rare honourable chaser
>>45171486Sure, why not?
>>45172027Are you retarded?
>>45172176What’s wrong with Indian people populating the entire world? Genuinely I don’t see the problem but I also don’t like children so maybe I’m biased>t. straight white ftm
what the fuck is a pooner
>>45172184Pooner is a goofy slur for trans men. Lurk moar
>>45172182Indians are street shitting mongoloids. Are you not aware of this?
>>45172217>Lurk moarI'm regretting lurking just a little holy fuck
>>45172247Some white people are bad, some are good. Some Indian people are bad, some are good. We are all equal. You cannot judge based off skin color. Sure their society is kinda lame but so was medieval European society, societies are not tied to skin color. An Indian person raised by Brits ends up completely normal because it’s not something inherent to their DNA
>>45172266>We are all equal. You cannot judge based off skin color.LOL. No.
>>45171304KEK
god i need a trans boyfriend to fuck raw every night before we cuddle to sleep
>>45167091IGNORED and NEGLECTED pooner...
>>45172184Pooner is like a homo floresiensis of trans diaspora
>>45166657I’m a huge ftm chaser. There is nothing I love more than cuntboys and fucking a guy’s wet pussy and sucking his dick like a good girl
>>45177711This is disgusting. kys please.Cuntboys are men, never call them a girl or anything feminine ever again. There is no better pleasure of having god's gems at your knees. But calling them "good girl" is a sin.
>>45177726I am the good girl here. Are you retarded?
>>45177755Oh, so I get hypoglycemia JUST for a moment, and then I get called "retarded"?It doesn't matter, cuntboys are men, never debase yourself like that ever again dude.
>>45177779>forgetting women existAnon... it isn't debasing for a woman to call herself what she is....Female chasers are welcome in this thread, we don't discriminate.
>>45177755Please accept my apologies on behalf of the other anon.
>>45177755you're not a girl you're a man!
>>45166657I think ftms are hot but like in invalidating ways especially if they're not on T, makes me an awful hypocrite
>>45179925A weird kink doesn’t make you a bad person, as long as you keep your thoughts to yourself and consenting adults>t. straightden
>>45179938how about NPH though?
>>45179938I just like androgynous people but I'm also more into femininity than masculinity
>>45179943What’s NPH?
>>45179956No Penis Humiliation.Bascially, it's SPH but for women and other dickless people like ftms.
>>45179965I don’t know what SPH is either sorry nona I’m too normal
>>45180001Small Penis Humiliation.Basically, it's NPH but for people who actually have something between their legs. Just not too much of it.
>>45180017Ohh ok. Yeah I don’t see anything wrong with humiliation kinks although I myself don’t have one>t. straightden
>>45179943NTA but I find it bothersome because it's just too retarded. Am I supposed to be like>damn anon you're right, I truly do not have a penis, how shamefulwhile I'm actively stroking the penis that I do in fact have. Sure it's deformed and small, so I could see the rationale behind SPH. But I can't just take the whole LARP about not having anything down there seriously.
>>45181053>I'm rubbing my clit, what do you mean I don't have a penis??Anon pls
>>45181132>t. doesn't understand basic biologyAgain, you can play with words all you want. I prefer to acknowledge physical reality. Should we say that circumcised men don't have dicks either because they're missing parts?
>>45166657I fantasise about having a trans bf a lot.need a trans man to tie me up, tease my hole and spank me then bully me into doing piv despite my bottom dysphoria when I'm too worked up and horny to say no and then hold me in his arms afterwards while I sob
>>45181398How about a trans BF who bullies you into getting SRS instead?
>>45181359>calls a clit a penis>accuses others of playing with wordsWhy are you like this?
>>45181499tht could also work maybe...part of me does rly want srs I'm just scared of the results I've known ppl who've had complications and it worries me :((
>>451815161. literally 1984!!!1!2. I fucked you're mom
>>45181359a circumcised penis is still a penisyou do not have a penisyou have a clitoris
>>45181516but also back to my point of just finding it retarded, it's like calling someone "homeless" when they live in an apartment buildinglike sure you could work in something about not being able to afford a big standalone house, but if they say "at my house" you just look like a redditor if you try to>erhm aktchyuallyabout the precise size and shape of their primary residence
>>45181578
omggg Ur insufferable I just want to suck some tdick
>>45181581No. It's more like calling a bum homeless and they reply "Uhmmm I live in a tent ok?!".
pooners don't want me
>>45181604>I want to lick a clitThere is nothing wrong with that, but it's still not a dick.
>>45181676Yes it’s technically an elongated clit but Tdick is just a nickname for it. Just like how bald faced hornets are not really true hornets, but are a type of yellowjacket in the Dolichovespula genus
i need to suck tdick or else i will DIE!!!
>>45181697>Yes it’s technically an elongated clit but Tdick is just a nickname for itYeah, that's fine. And I get the idea behind it; it can be validating for some people. However, the word "tdick" is unfortunately very cringe.
>>45181716I haven’t been able to think of a better term myself but I’m open to ideas.>t. straight ftm
>>45181720Honestly, I haven't either. It'd be nice if some smart queer thought of one for. I just end up defaulting to "clit" because it's whatever really.
>>45181750How about pooner peener
>>45181670observe the behaviour of the "people" in this thread and compare yourself to themare you worse?what makes you think you're undesirable?
>>45181756Lmfao
>>45181837sorry I was having a self pity moment that wasn't nice of me
>>45181660>>45181676>>45181697holy fucking autism
>>45181970Only the last one is me, the first two are someone else. I’m proud of my autism! Autism is my superpower!
>>45181697>muh bald-faced hornets
>>45182106Wasps are just sky kitties :)
>>45182148>>>/an/5169504
I think I might hate pooners is that okay to say
>>45182185Even straightdens? The purest of all life forms?
do top pooners exist
>>45182222Yes top pooners are the purest. Ftms topping is what God intended. Straightdens will rule the Earth after all the unclean have been washed away
>>45182222>>45171053
>>45182233which is better:>bottom straightden who exclusively does piv with rapehonsor>top gayden who exclusively sodomizes cis twinks
>>45182428Don’t make me choose between two evils. Homosexuality is a sin… but st4t pre-op piv is also a sin (I make an exception for cis women with strap ons)… two wrongs never make a right
>>45182236i don't read sorry
>>45167091kind of normal looking I guess? tall (6'1), skinnyfat, red hair.
