i've been researching the body changes that happen to women during pregnancy and later on during perimenopause and menopause, like how women get wider, more matronly, etc and i've come to the conclusion that ageing makes every woman a man eventually and male puberty is just the equivalent of a really early menopause for trannies.
>>45159830pregnancy is such insane body horror to me. thank god every day that I’m male
>>45159833yeah my sister-in-law is expecting and i feel a bit bad for her. she lost a shitload of weight and got pretty fit a couple of years ago and she's gonna have to go through it all again but likely harder. at the same time i'm happy that i'm gonna be an aunt. plus it might take the heat off me and my bf a bit because his parents don't know i'm trans and have already been asking him when we'll have a kid lol
>>45159830Yup I realized this when I was reading about how sopranos start to lose their voices after menopause. It's not entirely true biologically but I always saw the menstrual cycle as a mechanism to delay natural aging to keep eggs viable
>>45159844it would be funny and badass if you flashed your gock at them
>>45159830So if you wanna be a pooner you just have to wait until you're like 50
>>45159844>a transauntieeeeewewwwwwww
>>45159844it is so much fun being an aunt, you are going to love it. both of my siblings had babies this year and its been great. I get to do all the fun things and then hand over the baby when they have a diaper blowout.
>>45159844aunt tom
>>45160975My brother won’t let me ever meet his kids because evil tranny :(
