>be young cis girl>uncle gifts me spider man web launcher device>dad says we can only shoot it outside, on the trees>become overjoyed>believe it will transform me into a buff teenaged superhero with the ability to swing long distances>plan to head into town overnight>plan to flirt with women using my disguise, despite being a 7 year old>dad postpones letting me try it out>this confuses me>does he not want me to transform into a buff teenaged superhero?>one day he speaks with me>"I don't want any chemicals on our trees, you can do it in the bathtub">but... how can I travel long distances in such a small space?>"this spray can web is useless shit, watch">he squirts a blob onto his hand>become enraged
Cislez or ftm?
>be cis woman>one night a retarded 7 year old girl sprints up to me>spraying silly string from a toy on her arm as she goes>"nice ass, whore">runs away, spurting>become saddened, knowing America has a fentanyl crisis that has gone too far
>>45158585So did you fuck your dad?
>>45158601Cisles>>45158607No, sadly I'm lesbian and my mom isn't attractive.
This is adorable. I hope you found a nice girl you could do cute things with when you got older.
>>45158585amusing, i laughed a little
>>45158613Wow. Good on your dad for not raping you. That takes a lot of courage from him to not. Kudos to him.
>>45158585Whats the moral of the story
>>45158654IWNBAM
Basically a stereotypical and blueprint built reaction to being a fucking loser dweeb but i do miss having whimsy in my life. The last time i felt like this was probably at like 12-13. I think i oughta. I dont really know.Suicide doesnt seem like it would even do anything.
>>45158700i think everybody feels that way though, being stupid is way better than being a conscious being
>>45158603many such cases
