My Freaking Awesome Girlfriend editionQOTT: What do you look for in a partner?prev: >>45148214
>>45158348>QOTTLow self-esteem and boundary issues
my figure highk palpable when i sit
>>45158348>QOTTeasily manipulable and abusable
someone of the same race as me who is hot
>>45158348>QOTTtolerant of the fact I'm a hollow shell of a human. Other than that as long as the pretend to like me I'm good.
>>45158348anyone who is nice to me at all
you dont have any armor and your friend is dressed like a lady
>>45158348Ai graphic
my little piggy needed something new
I forgot how good records can sound
My back is massive and my cortisol fat distribution is disgusting
think its time to shave the beard
moders look like barf
collared a transbian today and she said she loves me
>>45159357chubby barf :/
>>45159416epic, pay for my srs
literally letting an ugly man collar you under the guise of transbianism is garbage
Morning Joe went on a trans rant
>>45158348idiosyncrasies, I can't stand people who are too normal
>0.002% of ncaa athletes are trans>only 31% of adult americans correctly identified that the ncaa has less than 1% trans participation>trump has a 37% approval rating>more americans approve of trump than know how many trans athletes there aretrans rights are cooked lel
>>45159730white people are the problem
>>45159751this, it's white people trampling our rights and white optic nuke trannies are complicit
optics aren't real
>>45159828thank you for your service
>>45159850>you're a fed if you say optics are a psyopit's literally called OPtics, kash
i dont hate white trans women like you guys
All but maybe 2 of you are white
i hate wh*te trannies bc i am a wh*te tranny
>>45158348Passion.
>>45159876Optics are a psyop? I thought they were a semi good point. Even if the actuality of a thing persists regardless of the spin on it, what people care about is a function of how many people are trying to draw attention to it. Paid care is still a form of care and it is something people will always have to worry about as long as there are competing interests.
>>45161013buy my im sorry for being white shirt
they made me use leggings at work yesterdayone of the few days i was tucking too
Tacobell or del taco today ?
>>45161409does it matter? either way, you're getting diarrhea
>>45161409>del tacolunch>Tacobelldinner
>>45161419taco bell gives me the easiest digestion and solid shits
>>45160450who isn't white? let's see the list you racist cracker
yeah im a transbian cuckqueen
I'd rather just be volcel again forever
fucked a 44 year old passoid transbian puppygirlthis transbian shit is for life huh #Transbian4Lyfe #TransbianNation
>>45161553you must not be getting the poop lettuce
This gen is just a transgender version of the Aryan Brotherhood
they reinvented baeddels from first principles
>>45161583me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpK0SW2PEsY
rare gem
qott: Kindness, loyalty and passion for personal projects. As well as life goals that are outside of her own existence.4chan lgbt server:https://discord.gg/lostcord
>>45159709link?
>before the showerwow my ribcage looks small, not cis because of my hips but im totally a twinkhon>after the showerall the mold i activated by blasting hot water for an hour and a half let off spores that got into my lungs and now i cant breathe well and my lungs are kind of expanded so im a hon and i should kill myself RIGHT NOWwhenever i have this feeling inknow i let my shower get too dirty so now i have to take a bunch of clorox and vinegar and and clean it up
caughing the mold out of my lungs right now. sometimes i think mold exposure and my mother’s gas stove are the reason i have a weirdly shaped ribcage (32 inch underbust but it tapers super steeply into my waist so my waist is really small and basically my ribs look like if a ribcage hon got the bottom ribs removed so im thinking my upper lobes expanded my ribcage cause of gas and mold trapping and keeping my lungs extended and if it didnt happen i would be a passoid, does that make sense?)
finna take a drug test for a federally regulated position knowing full well my piss has insane levels of thc-cooh in it, yolo like it’s 2019 twinkhon drug addict deleuze typeshit lol
so glad I'm not a schizo with bdd or contamination ocdbut thanks for the reminder I really ought to bleach my shower, especially the showerhead
what card did i dream of quick
the 6-7 of faggots
>>45162869EXODIA’S LEFT ARM
>early in transition your mom would share great memories from when she was your age to try and be close>she stopped after seeing the sadness in your eyes during what should have been a happy conversation>now she often looks at me with a smile that says she just finished crying
early in transition my mom called me a strange man she didn't recognize and screamed at me to get the fuck out, now we don't talk and she's basically a vegetable
sorry i meant often looks at you, the greentext is not about me
>>45162945that sucks
the philologist, from the corner of xir eye, saw a Lithuanian peasantxir heart quickenedbreath bated, [...]
drawing swastikas on the poor, learnèd in ancient Sanskrit, the dirtest bums representing the purity of our Euro-peon Volksgeist
maybe you should try making some friends
maybe you should try worshiping the sun with Baltic tribes
worship me
America can eat a dickAmerica can lick the ballsthe government is lying about nine eleven
sometimes it feels like everything just gets worse forever
79cm waist 112cm hipsI'm fat as fuck baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxGTvajwUM
So umm, when I use a toy (nonop btw) I cum clear liquid but if I keep penetrating it turns to foam. wtf?
i am devastated. the relationship with my cisgf is quietly imploding, but the magnitude feels overwhelming.
relationships are gay
I swore to never date again until I passed, it's been years now tho and I'm realising I'm dying alone...
i'm so hot for a bitch pushing 40
This is a tale spun straight out of my binary coreThis is a vision of my world seen through membranous eyesThis is the oceans filled with technicolor nuclear fish, their mutated metal scales riveted together, glowing iridescent in the pitch-dark depths deep below the steel-belted skiesThis is a 122,000 line, dense pixel-field, million-gig of escalators ascending and descending endlessly, shuttling through soaring mega-monuments of tinted glass, mingling subterranean with the worm-hole subway tunnels, underground walkways and maintenance channels, forming a sprawling interconnected warren of damp floro-tube bright veins and hustling faceless humanity, clogged arteries slowly choking and dying, packed and swarming at all hours with sweating hoards, sightless and colourless, moving by program alone
This is grey skies dense with a patchwork of contrails, the inter-lacing lines that score the sky, that's how you know this is a major nexusMid-air collisions flash across the firmament in angry oranges and hot-white black smoke plumes coiling up from strangled wreckageThis is the unfamiliar sky gone faceless once againThe heavens a gritty sagging underbelly, static coloured the same way every day, all day long until it gives over to a burning, jaundiced yellow night, limp and heavy with moisture, keening with sirens and shouting alarmsThis is the night air, a foul, backed-up drain, its water slick with oil and plastic and flotsamThis is my poisonous world, endlessly dripping from up above, outlined in chalk from belowGuard in Heaven patrols the electrified fencesThe world is over heated by the mass of televisions and microwave ovens and radio waves and com-sats strung like fuse-burned Christmas lights overheadMillions of broadcast waves breaking over the globeWe've burned the wings off of angels with our molten heat mobile phones and laptops cross-jamming each-other's frequencies, shuddering, juddering, shivering activity. Everything is moving so fast that if you stand still on the metal-plate platforms you can feel the vibration of tectonic motion
Safety locks, bolting and unbolting in the flow, the hissing of their decompression keeps me awake at nightIt's the sound of blood passing through the fibrous veins of the worldIt's the vibration of information in quantum growthIt's the sound of thought reaching light speedIt's the loneliest sound I've ever heard
i am inconsolable
>>45164323your words are compelling
I am incontinent
ZZZZZZ
>>45164499they are not mine
im pushing 20
i am crushed even more than chuddy but i am actually handling it maturely
>lol
i'm in con air
I'm like one of those rabbits or cats with the chinese chick smoking and stomping on me or sitting on a pane of glass on me
and this is a good thing?
how are you today
>>45165431yes, obviously>>45165380me on the left
i miss the funny girl
>>45165442whos this guy
>>45165482be the change you want to see in the world
the pleasantry must revolt
>>45165485you don't own me
i think Karl Marx would have sex with me.
>>45165483Maiq the gluckler. He spent years creeping in mtfg and vehemently denied being a chaser. He eventually got permed for harassment, changed his name and went full gock thirsting in chasergen
>>45165518we'll see about that
I think karl marx had some good ideas rooted in some really good and important insights but the people idolizing him do his thinking and legacy a great disserviceand I would not have sex with him
>chasergen full of transbians>cisgaygen full of straight trannies>mmg full of chasers huh
>>45165555mmg is for everyone but manmoders
>>45165550i'm not "idolizing" Marx, i'm doing historical materialism (Marx would def fuck me).
this sucks
>>45165577yeah
>>45165550shut the fuck up chuddy you don't read
>>45165672eh, I read an excerpt here or skim there
Should i give up on my hair and just get wigs? Do they sell hair piece with bangs?
oh noes it's ogre, xister, time for the weave!
>>45165696oof, that's like a norwood 4, basically unsalvageable
Jewish, a lil bit chubby, born with a dick, cute tits
10/10 for jonrhien
thousands of years of mathematics vs a Russian grad student's Claude-assisted GitHub repo
>>45165696looks like a full head
>>45165696thoroughly mogs me
>>45165863planned obsolescence
>:)
>:(
my life stinks but at least im a femcel *is a male volcel*
everything hurts
everybody hurts r.e.m. ass nigga
im going to watch nge and pretend it’s the past
I'm going to watch shitty 90s/00s horror movies to sate my nostalgia and try to look forward to the future
tfw broke into tears thinking about ai
>>45166244i hate you
>>45166266ok
People larp as me on other boards and this board. that or im part of the training data for 4chan bots. yes i notice
"AI" is an entirely reasonable thing to cry about>>45166388same, paranoidestie
>>45166399You deserve it thoughsohoweverbeit
>>45166426why's that?
life has been so unbelievably disappointing.
POV: you burnt the garlic
>>45166443Idk>>45166670pov you put the burnt garlic in chili oil
uh I nutted in my tpe male toy ( :) ) and forgot to clean it for like 12 hours...is it salvageable?
imagine the smell wow>_<
lick it clean
this thread and mtfg should merge
>>45167228I agree. I mean once you pass you basically never discuss or talk in tranny community spaces anymore and just live your life. It's the same with reddit. /tttt/ exists for trannies that don't pass yet.
hello moders
why havent i seen boy moder gen for a long time are boymoders fine
>>45167196
>>45167248think their gen got deleted too much also it was probably just the people who post here and in mtfg and maybe chasergen anyway
files.catbox.moe/vdjil0.png
My friend is probably into me. She's pretty cute. Loves to find reasons to hang out with me. Held my hand and put her head on my shoulder. I can't do it. My disgusting male body. I can't be who she needs. She deserves a real man, not a woman pretending to be a man out of fear.
>>45167525odd image
Is my man mode obviously trans?
>>45167577not even a bit
>>45167581Ah, okay. I mean I am enby coping for now I guess.
>>45167587is this your evil military thing
>>45167591Yeah this is a cropped photo lol
>>45167594don't go
>>45167600It was fine lol, pretty cool imo because they had the army band play and stuff.
>>45167602baby killers
>>45167562>Loves to find reasons to hang out with mei will never have this. like i dont even want a boyfriend but pleaseeee i havent had a clingy close friend in years im so lonely sooooo so lonely. sad too
did my injection late tonight but still managed to do it before bed
>>45167737good job!
>>45167737keeo going faggot
i am so fucking cute
>>45167998nah
>>45168022i am :3
thanks, toad
toad is hideous
>>45168023i believe you
ive been spending time on pol for the last few months to see what they think aboht the midterms and iran and stuff but it’s basically all weird race stuff that raises my cortisol and i think it gave me cortisoid fat distribution AND i have a headache right now so
>>45168753goon to bbc for a bit then
the suffering of all insect life throughout all time is less than the suffering that accrues to one hysterical blueblood over the course of a single frenetic night
i love The British Broadcasting Corporationi serve The British Broadcasting Corporationi die for The British Broadcasting Corporation
>>45168770source?
what the fuck is a blueblood and why would you ever use that term?
>>45168812i think it's from genealogy of morals? but i don't necessarily agree with fred here. just, the idea of "cortisoid fat distribution" brought it back to me>>45168867to filter
>some cracker bitch really got memed into getting shot in the head for a billionairelum
Posters finally up
>>45169157solanas getting a foid-privileged prison sentence after the failed assassination will never stop making me chuckle
>On the day of the shooting, she went to the Factory seeking the return of a copy of the script for her play Up Your Ass that she had given Warhol, but was turned away. Convinced that Warhol and her publisher, Maurice Girodias, were conspiring to suppress her work, she carried out the attack. Solanas was subsequently diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and sentenced to three years in prison.80iq Andy Warhol and his “capitalist” investors literally tried to steal her art
AND got her a fake diagnosis for being a woman who stands up for herself. It’s insane. I hate the male race. I hate patriarchy. Women used to be warriors before the rape of civilization. Women and men changed into indoor slaves and outdoor slaves, the proud bulls turned into rape cattle, boars into screaming pink pigs, hens and roosters into fat pieces of shit that collapse and die under their own weight. ooooooh i hate the antichrist /b/ros i really do!!!
>>45169429>>45169452It’s based af. Now I will get cred whenever I bring over a lesbian. Gays will like cruising. Win win.
>whenever I bring over a lesbianWho's gonna tell him?
>>45169562>him
>>45169157why didn't you hang them so that they're aligned with the ceiling? do you like the funky angle?
I am retarded and gay
>>45169764Preaching to the retarded gay choir
>>45169717They are level bro. I used a leveler. I fixed I shot andy Warhol after taking the photo. The ceiling is not level.
my feet are numb :(
>>45169796oh it's not the posters that are crooked, they put the entire roof on wrong. silly me. how could i not notice?
>>45169429>I shot him because he wouldn't pay attention to me. It was like talking to a chairt. valerie>>45169452>fake diagnosisfoid special pleading to get her off light, as far as i can tell. like lou reed said, "you get more for stealing a car"
stuck on the proven right coaster with no stopping
>>45169900why are you here if you hate women so much
Always gotta put on my replica SS uniform and put on some Wagner before I post in mmg
>>45169987my mistake, i thought this was /mmg/. also funny how you have no arguments other than "you are le evil misogynist." solanas was legitimately deranged and if she had been for instance an amab of color her sentence would've been wildly more severe. she literally asked her lawyer to ask warhol to forgive and support her, which her lawyer did, and suddenly warhol became le evil amab again when he said "no, to hell with that bitch who shot me." tbpdesu he probably threw the script away and that's why he ignored her when she asked for him to return the COPY (not even the original manuscript). solanas was an antisocial lunatic with none of dworkin's rigor
Clocking in for another three hour shift at the mold factory btw
>>45169900My headcanon is better than your reality, again btw
>>45170060>My headcanon is better than your realityah! you must've been on valerie's defense team
>no counterargumentthe defense rests your honor
trip on chuddy
no
>>45170111neither "your opinion is wrong because it is evil" or "i prefer my fantasies to facts" are sound arguments, therefore no counterargument is necessary
i lowk fw the demiurge
deadass? wb the pleroma bruh
I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world
microplastic, in my ass-tic
got publicly called she in front of the entire company at a coworkers going away party
are monster high doll personality quizzes malebrained
>monster high fuck you zoomer you should be asking are divergent faction quizzes malebraine dinstead. the answer is no btw, divergent faction quizzes are androgynous but the faction you get can be male/fembrained. Amity and Abnegation are the only feminine choices btw
i remember when i got into monster high as a guy in my mid 20s and i realized that i could do whatever i wanted and be inti girly stuff
>>45170470that’s weird as fuck ngl you should be into jane austen or hbo girls like an adult woman
wait y'd u delete, i was going to ask why you would do that
>>45170689hbo girls is for crackers (j*ws) that stuff their sister's pussies full of pebbles
>>45170942>jews are white trashham sandwich. "cracker" means "too poor to own slaves" btw
too poor to own slaves but your cracker ass did it anyway
my ancestors came to the US in the 1870s and 80s. but, family white privilege in redlined areas, won't deny that
>>45170942One some real shit Lena Dunham got too much flack for molesting her sister, all the backlash against that was just thinly disguised misogyny.
>>45170017why are you here if you hate ALL women and love ALL men unconditionally
>>45171024you like making fun of me don't you? you think it's FUN making fun of me DON'T YOU?
what's wrong with liking monster high? it's latina coded
>>45171024nta but this is unironically me
>>45170878>>45170825
>>45170470during my larval years larping as an innocuous cismoid, I confidently deflected any and all assail against my predilection for the color purple on the basis of my being possessed of an innately undeniable and absolute yet effortlessly casual masculinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwzwQuBUEIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJqKIok4rRU
wheres that one anamanaguchi music clip with moot at the end
>>45171627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3JWo2iiGc
>>45171641this sucks dick and balls
>>45171680you're a gay retarded faggot idiot don't even @ me bro
that sucks more than men, which I hate
NOTHING SUCKS MORE THAN MEN
no, you hang up first!
konosuba had like a black tranny and they made a she has a dick xD joke n it's weird how no one talks about it
>>45171937fighting with her again? cute..
everyone talks about that all the time it's one of the things that gets brought up constantly in konosuba discussions just say you don't look at konosuba discussion
I barely remember konosuba and always mix it up with the one where the guy can only do debuffs and respawn but there's a lot of violent deaths
>>45171966i literally do you stupid slut don't patronize me
then why are you acting like fans don't beat that dead horse every day>>45171979you barely remember it because KONOSUBA SUCKS
konosuba? i hardly ko-know sub-her!
everyone here is so rude and for what
>>45171964not so much
>gf said she was going to work today>her phone location haven't changed>got a steam notification saying she's playing deadlock
>>45172042it's cute because i love codependent toxic bitches. keep it up
>>45172042anamanaguchi was goatedwhen is dad coming back home from mootxico
it was garbage
>>45172082
who the hell is moot?
dead internet queery
i swear i'm so fine now that everyone clocks my mode now. this is a good thing, btw.
>i swear i'm so fine now that everyone clocks my mode now. this is a good thing, btw.
one time my bf and i were at a restaurant and we heard a woman in the booth behind us yell>oh, no, we would've shunned the queeries!we told this to a cishet friend shortly afterwards and he was like>she hates questions?which made me laugh a lot
yes, you see query/queery was in fact part of the play on words (in place of theory)
funniest moder in 2026
>>45172576i literally look like a woman though
then gtfo, fakemoder
so you DO like making fun of me
>>45172730I look like this and say this
i dress like a man even if everyone can clock my full breasts and sensual curves.
same, mestiebut I don't look like a woman
same
it's not my fault i have the neotenous face of an angel
it's your fault that you keep posting here, fakemoder
i like it here. in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
swine
>>45172850you best believe your king bc aint no way your raggedy ass is passing as a queen LMAO
I am the king of /mmg/there is no queen
im gay
pretty sure daredevil would fuck up the one eyed man
I'm gonna get really really drunk for the first time in weeks and eat pizza in a witch costume
>>45173103Vegan pizza?
>>45173127
>>45173103get a hobby instead
i am the queen. ;3
>>45173191like what? this IS my hobby
>>45173196ewno
>>45173131kek
>>45173196I have a 50%+ winrate against you in sts2 >_<
>>45173202starting to understand how you spent 15 years without being in a relationship
>>45173225lollmao
the answer is by not being more selective about the people I allow into my life and putting up with harmful behavior, btw
grow up bro
>>45173249he looks like rhe french guy from la haine
>>45170849who deleted what?
so sick of idiot children
>>45173262some bitch talking about getting hired for a DOT gig just to intentionally get fired for being cannabinized when they make her pee in a cup
>>45173220sorry, joeytwotits, i am not squeaktoad
>>45172934>>45172934supagel so unda ray ted
all you people do is infantilize yourselves in hopes that someone will come to save you
nobody is coming to save meI have saved myself
>>45173278IT ISSSS WHAT IT ISSSS
mood
i had to be my own gf, get hot by myself, grow to enjoy my own company, etc because like chris-chan said, i'm my own free bitch and fuck being a whiny ass bitch on top of already living a solitary kind of life. some just mode for convenience.
I don't get to be hot
being hot is a choice like buying alcohol is a choice.
LOL
Even if I got ffs, most people end up botched and I'm too young for a sagging face, messed up nose or death
Get new material retard
waow
FUCk you too iwnbaw
those bespoke vanity trips are harder to crack because they're always the full 8 characters and I don't want to run my GPU for two months but I suppose anyone could just rent time on some hosted solution instead...
>>45173456>most people end up botchedNo lol
i have my best man on it as we speak
Password btw
wat
Wtf
15 years is too soon
>>45173496Majority of the posts online are people crying about their bones dissolving or being left with huge permanent bald patches.Even those who are happy tend to complain about numbness, chronic pain, sagging skin...
big
veiny
BALLS IN MY FACE
>>45173478do you exercise at all?
people just are not worth it
>>45173529No it isnt
six pack in two hours is still amateur
electronically raped
I guess that's ministry's last album
sometimes I wonder if I'm the kind of person you can reasonably listen to at 1.25x or 1.5x or if I'm too rapid and clipped and you need to listen to me at 1.0x or if it depends on my mood
listen up liberal the us deserved 9/11
moid really sending me an audio message at 9pm
dominos really sending me "pizza" at 7pm
>>45174137whats that suppose to mean
i kinda forgot how easy it is to fuck fat insecure girls moid privilege btw
>>45174343in the last day 2 separate alt latinas were attracted me and i can tell because they look like how i know i look when a guy im attracted to is talking to me. sometimes though i feel im autistic and definitely cant tell but also im almost always right about how people think of me, like i clocked a bi guy hitting on me by the way he said hi and then he slow burned situationship on me so like yeah i could see it coming from a million miles away
>>45174509you gotta slow down
What is your sexual fantasy?
Goodbye mansisters, I'm shitting blood and I have chills, I'll most likely be deceased by morning.
>>45175159live chuddy
thank you megan toad
