>>45053407
Thank you for making a thread OP
I was going to go to bed 5 (five) hours ago but stayed up in case somebody didn't make a thread.
I also spent the last hour trying to find a suitable image and think of a thread question to no avail.

>Do you have a driver's license?
No
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
No
>Are you interested in cars?
Not really
>Ever had car sex? (sex inside a car not with a car)
No

I appreciate your thread and thread questions very much.

>>45053407
Im a non-lesbian and i will invade you

>>45053620
Leave the lesbians alone, they’re just trying to do their thing. Personally, I think lesbians are awesome. I love all women but nothing puts butterflies in my stomach like a short haired butch… god, I wish I had a girlfriend. And yes a lesbian would totally date me if you disregard ethics since I’m a pre-T pooner

>>45053652
It was a joke, who starts an actual invasion like that. Good luck finding a gf dood

>>45053708
Heh, thanks. Some call me the lesmaster

>>45053407
>not with a car
Oh

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>>45053407
>Do you have a driver's license?
sure do
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
2010 Toyota Corolla
2007 Harley Softail
>Are you interested in cars?
No. More interested in bikes
>Ever had car sex? (sex inside a car not with a car)
If you define "sex" to include fingering and cunnilingus, yeah plenty of times.

>>45053407
>Ever have sex with a car
>Lesbian thread
>German looking lesbians in a late 2000s looking porno
This scene probably involves the girl with the short hair getting pissed on and then riding the gear shift. I've seen enough videos that look like this to say that with confidence.

>>45054767
Do you happen to have links to any early 2000’s German lesbian pornos? For educational purposes

>>45054792
*late 2000’s I meant but I’m not picky

>>45054792
I can't remember all the specific titles because I got into more hardcore stuff later that goes way beyond this but if you are into lesbian pornos with the same vibe as OP and a lot of pissing I recommend Piss n mix 6.

>>45054839
I don’t like piss I was just willing to deal with it for the car stuff but thank you anyway

>>45054845
If you just Google German car shift stick fuck you'll probably find it. It was ripped on pornhub many years ago it's probably still there.

>>45054863
Herzlichen dank

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>>45059325

>>45054440
I want a motorcycle mommy

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>>45064761

>>45057202
I want a Super Cub mummy.

>>45059325
With a Super Cub you can go anywhere.

>>45065106
Ew no I’m not a femboy, my appearance is similar to that of a dehydrated underweight butch lesbian. I did beat my cis male friend in an arm wrestle, and I used to play ice hockey. So, is that enough proof I’m not a femboy? I’m not fond of them they are uncanny to me

>old crush's ex-husband is an Mexican opiate addict, I think he's a rape baby from an Indian expat
>never worked a day in his life
>I think he was raped as a kid so he got a free pass to stay home all day
>accidentally matched with him on Tinder when he catfished me with his sibling
>got endless jerking off vids on Snapchat 5 months before his wedding, he made 9 accounts to stalk me on socials
>he sent me CP in 2022 to get me arrested, think he threw the phone into the Rio Grande after he got scared, it had a Mexican SIM card so no arrest
>his aunt laced my whiskey in 2022, his uncle's family got deported for that
>impersonated his wife and rejected me in February using the same verbiage that I used to tell him to fuck off, "You're making me uncomfortable"
>made himself retarded after snorting heroin when his marriage was annulled in March
>retard has been following me around town all the time on a LOUD chopper in a majority SUBURBAN city, police had to get involved
>had to move for a new job and still finding tracking equipment to this day, recommended followers is full of his burners impersonating people I know
FUCK MEXICANS. This is why femicide was made, holy shit dude. I don't even know what to describe this arc. He was literally a giga incel. I actually witnessed a grown ass man become mentally retarded in realtime. What's funny is I've been trying to message his ex-wife for months and she blew me off. She was actually going to return to him until recently.

He did this with mainly Mexican American women. I barely found out he got his uncle's family deported. They were the breadwinners so he is broke asf and retarded. I got sober from the spiking though so it's okay, I guess, my kidneys were fucked up for a while. What's funny is I was posting about his ex-wife back here in 2018 to 2020 lol

garbage to garbage

>>45065605
holy GTA storyline

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>>45067015

>>45066508
I was the Siege poster if you even were active back then.

Don't fuck with Mexican girls bro. I think he was legally retarded in America but got a regular supply of opiates from Mexican bullshit. It's weird.

>>45066880
The kicker is the ex-wife is chasing after a gay boy with HIV right now. He just wants to die alone and she is trying to 'save him' or some Christian bullshit. I have no idea how she surrounds herself with drug addicts. The guy she hung out with in college back in 2018, our classmate, was arrested for meth.

I had a bad dream that I do not remember. Spooky

>>45067015
>He just wants to die alone and she is trying to 'save him' or some Christian bullshit.
how the fuck does one die from hiv in the west in 2026

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Buff lady of the day

>>45044101
>Kinky mum.
I find latex hot looking myself so it made me think that perhaps there is some genetic heritability in what you find arousing but I'm never going to have a conversation with my mom about what we find hot so my knowledge of what she likes is not very thorough.
I wonder if there are any studies on the subject.
>Still, paired with a short skirt and tight top that's fairly sexy for a Primary School outfit. But I get that your mum exaggerated.
She was very hot and when I was a little older I had some lewd thoughts about my memories of her, I think her outfits did play a part in that.
>I haven't. Is there a big age gap between the teacher and the student?
The actress that plays the teacher was in her early 40's
>I actually attended an Advanced English course my hot teacher taught, in which we regularly had to do debates. One time the question was "are age gap relationships okay". We would somewhat openly flirt with our teacher so my gay little brain became hopeful this topic was a hint to that.
Hypothetically If she had expressed interest in you would you have dated her?
>What else was on there?
I don't remember, I think I watched like 15 movies, the best one was Carol but it's bishitty. Cate Blanchett is very pretty in it though.
>Me and my friends who also thought her hot.
Were your friends gay? when I was in secondary school there was only one openly lesbian girl in my year, though had I stayed in school a bit longer maybe there would have been more.
>One time we were selling cake to raise money for our graduation party, and my friend used the line "Something sweet for you Sweetie?" on our teacher.
How did your teacher react?

>>45044101
>Yeah.
Do you do any other forms of divination like tarot reading or something?
>It was creepy but it made sense to me as she's been dead for more than 20 years.
You must have been quite young when she passed away, I'm sorry.
>Well, I'm not sure I believe in spirits being able to do that, but my dream could be interpreted that way. Even if she looked creepy it wasn't scary to be around her, I'd like to think it means she found her peace in death.
Well it's good that it was more comforting than horrifying.
>You got me there.
Indeed.
>I went two years ago, I believe there was another one who posted about their trip to Greece after I went.
The anon took pictures of stray cats she spotted and posted them here.

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>>45076103

>>44952850
I meant to respond to this sooner but didn't really know what to say and then forgot but I hope you start feeling better anon and we're here for you if you want to chat.

>>44980997
She's so pretty! do you ever visit the gravure general on /jp/?

>>45016977
Do you have any recommendations?

>>45017036
It's always comforting for me to see other posters who've been here forever.

>>45018552
Are you really?

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>>45076719 >>45121341

>>44940297
It doesn't look like you're missing much it's all drag and trans stuff.
Searching for the word "trans" got 112 results...

>>45075128
>Are you really?
yes

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>>45076531

>>45076103
Would you be willing to post some kind of proof?
We had a woman in her late 50's posting here a couple of years ago and she posted a photo of her old lady hand as proof.

>>45076146
No. Embarrassing enough being on 4chan. I like /p and drift over here now and then.

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>>45077212

>>45076531
I understand. How long have you been coming here? both to /clg/ and 4chan as a whole?

>>45075255
knew it would be eunchae lol

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>>45124946

>>45076719
She is very hot, sadly I only have a couple of pics and vids of her.

>>45076603
5-6 years.

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>>45077812

>>45077212
To be desu I'm having a hard time believing you are not larping.
What country are you from anon?
I don't mean to sound rude but like can someone who is 70 even understand internet culture?
Surely we must seem like spastic little retard kids to you right?
The people we talk about being milfs are like half your age.

>>45077354
>To be desu I'm having a hard time believing you are not larping.
I understand, but I'm not bragging I have a 9" penis, so...
>What country are you from anon?
USA. I live in the Boston area
>I don't mean to sound rude but like can someone who is 70 even understand internet culture?
I don't. I don't understand how people can be so connected to the internet all day, but then I look at myself. I'm an accountant, work on the cloud all day, so maybe I understand a little. But dating and connecting? No, I don't get it.
>Surely we must seem like spastic little retard kids to you right?
Yes, just like I used to be. We're all spastic little retard kids at one point of our lives.
>The people we talk about being milfs are like half your age.
I used to talk about mills (mothers I'd like to lick) back in the day

>>45077812
>but I'm not bragging I have a 9" penis, so...
but can you still... get it up?

>>45074650
>>45074658
>I'm never going to have a conversation with my mom about what we find hot
Dear lord that is one conversation I definitely do not want to have with my mum.
She probably still thinks I'm a virgin. At least she thought so a couple of years ago.

>I think her outfits did play a part in that.
Hooker Boot Teacher rotting the minds of our young lesbians.

>The actress that plays the teacher was in her early 40's
Eh, that's too old for me. I wouldn't even date a 40-year old now.

>Hypothetically If she had expressed interest in you would you have dated her?
Yeah, probably. Would have definitely hooked up. I don't believe a relationship between an 18 and a 30 year old can actually work out but I doubt that would have stopped me back then.

>Carol
I've heard of the movie but I primarily know of Carol because of the book.

>Were your friends gay?
My best friend is bi but she only came out last year. I of course knew from the moment I first saw her walk into the room. She was actually a little embarrassed coming out to me after 15 years of me making relentless fun of her suppressed bisexuality. Anyway I'm mostly talking about my male friends, though my female friends found our teacher hot as well.

>when I was in secondary school there was only one openly lesbian girl in my year
Apart from me there was only one out lesbian couple in my school as well. I knew or suspected a few others to be queer but they weren't out to everyone.

>How did your teacher react?
She just laughed it off.

>Do you do any other forms of divination like tarot reading or something?
I bought a tarot deck when I was an edgy teen, but I'm not very good at doing readings.

>You must have been quite young when she passed away, I'm sorry.
Thanks anon. I was 7 when she passed, but she lived to 90 so she had a long good life and I am grateful I was able to meet her at all.

>The anon took pictures of stray cats she spotted and posted them here.
An anon after my own heart.

>>45077812
To be fair I don't understand the young'uns and their fixation on the internet and especially their phones either. Sometimes when I'm riding the train and I see all these people hunched together, looking down at their phone in unison, I just think to myself, monkeys, monkeys the lot of them.

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>>45093606

are you a handy woman?

>>45080379
If it's made of rubber or glass? Sure.

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>>45087530

>>45053407
>Males and other non-lesbians not welcome
So you're saying trans women (males) cannot be lesbians? Why would make such an inflammatory remark on a website full of trans women and expect NOT to receive backlash?

>>45086436
do you have the same problem posting about other video games in other games generals on vg? no? then stop being retarded

I wanna pick your brain later if I can. I'm still developing my 'Science Nuns' faction in one of my stories and I need hostile perspectives to poke holes in my ideas. Later, it's neither pressing nor important

anyone else here learning spanish? my goal is to travel to argentina one day

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>>45094363

I've been looking for you, I have something to deliver. A letter from the Jarl? Moving up in the world, eh?
https://youtu.be/uCL_dV5OhJk?si=E-p77gRG63qEggcx

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>>45094347 >>45178432

>>45082655
>She probably still thinks I'm a virgin. At least she thought so a couple of years ago.
Are you not out to your mother?
>Eh, that's too old for me. I wouldn't even date a 40-year old now.
Do you not find them attractive or is it a compatibility thing?
>I've heard of the movie but I primarily know of Carol because of the book.
Have you read the book?
>My best friend is bi but she only came out last year. I of course knew from the moment I first saw her walk into the room. She was actually a little embarrassed coming out to me after 15 years of me making relentless fun of her suppressed bisexuality.
How did you know?
>An anon after my own heart.
Turns out it was you who posted the cat photos. After I made that post I searched the archive and found this post from last year >>41842083
Which has the exact same photo you used last thread >>45032169
We were talking about Greece when you posted them because it was the first time sparta visited since that anon was planning her trip to Greece.

>>45084626
I google lens searched your image because I wanted to find the source and instead found an ai slop clone insta.
I hate the modern internet, it's so difficult to tell the difference between real and fake now.

>>45092552
Why Argentina?

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Which Asian phenotype do you like most?

>>45093606
>Are you not out to your mother?
She knows that I'm gay but I don't tell her about girlfriends, let alone casual sex.

>Do you not find them attractive or is it a compatibility thing?
I don't find them attractive. It might change once I get closer in age.

>Have you read the book?
Not yet.

>How did you know?
Gaydar? It was just a feeling at first, but the way she would talk about women it was obvious she was into them.

>since that anon was planning her trip to Greece
Oh well. Guess I was thinking of this anon instead of myself.

>>45093283
I'd really like my beret back, please.

>>45053407
this is thinly vailed terf general, let be real.

>>45094364
the T in LGBT should stand for terf instead of trans
jk I'm not a terf I'm just bored

>>45094364
I don't think there's anything wrong with cis lesbians having their own space. Some people are pussysexual and that's ok. We can call neovaginas the same to be nice but come on. If you have a vagina and spend yor time admiring them, you can tell the difference. Some people have a preference. It doesn't make trans women any less of women, it just means some lesbians won't date them. It's like the difference between real meat and vegan "meat." It may taste and look the same, but is it really wrong to want a lick of some authentic roast beef?

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>>45094363
Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero, but a hero doesn't use a power like the Voice to murder his King and usurp his throne.

>>45094364
>thinly

We're back up but I don't think the others know yet.

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>>45098872 >>45100561

>bioware shut down for real

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>>45098897

>>45098718
None of the original people were there anymore. You know what Capgras Syndrome is?
>but it isn't a delusion, how fun!

>>45098872
Sheryl Chee, Matt Rhodes, Mark Darrah, Patrick Weekes, and John Epler were all notable Bioware leaders for 10-20 years and were still with the company when they last released a game (Veilguard).
At any rate, Bioware was like your grandma suffering from Parkinsons, and after years of being half-alive finally dies. Guilty relief, but also genuine sadness.

>>45098897
I gotta get around to Jade Empire one of these days, it's been in my backlog since before I became an adult. My brain wants to associate them with KOTR too but I don't remember if that's correct

One week into presenting a little more masc than usual and I already had two (2) women hit on me out in the wild.

>>45098718
they fucking massacred my favorite childhood video game, i will dance on their grave

>>45100561
With the trends of decompile and recompile with AI, maybe there's hope for kit bashing or something? It sucks, but nothing really to be done for it. They were so focused on hiding the broccoli in the brownies that they forgot to add the chocolate. The entire entertainment industry has taken it upon themselves to socialize us, and are getting upset that we not only don't want what they're selling but tell them so to their faces

>>45053407
>Do you have a driver's license?
Yuh
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
2009 Toyota Corolla
>Are you interested in cars?
No
>Ever had car sex? (sex inside a car not with a car)
No

>>45099322
The first one! Looked it up. That was itching my brain all day. Obsidian did the sequel, that's why I was confused

>>45087530
kek this is the rebuttal

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>>45114134

Buff lady of the day

so sorry to intrude here as a troon, just igniting a terf flare
don’t mind me

>>45110668
She is very hot

My boss just left me a frantic voicemail apologizing for being late and forgetting reliving me at work. My boss forgot that I'm on vacation until Wednesday and is probably going to wonder why I'm not there when she shows up. Amusing, but I much rather would have slept in

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>>45118280 >>45118920

Any of you into mass muscular bodybuilder types?

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxvcAcSpsMrB_mngPcp0MplPWREx1nH8aO

Trump is calling for abolishing women's national basketball association

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>>45118176
Yes

>>45118176
i don't like the look of their muscles, they look all tight and off like skinwalkers

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>>45075255
92 results out of 481 events, 10 of those are the address having "transverse" in it and then maybe another 10 or so are duplicates from title and description.

So out of 481 events in New York, roughly 72 specifically mention trans people, or only 15%. Half of the events are specifically for trans men so actually still for lesbians anyways assuming they are "straight"

>>45118198
Honestly, Trump is right. If women's sports can't be protected from men intruding, maybe we should just start from scratch. If you remove the incentive (money, attention), all the men will go back to competing in their own league.

Also less straight women will be involved if women's sports goes underground, which is a huge win in my book

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>>45122310

Send help

>>45122038
I canid, Donnie built a wall about me!
https://youtu.be/buiv3_uVHSA?si=P14ymG0VqTWKtFcA

>>45121372
Oozing self hatred

>>45124506
That's projection

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>>45076922
>>45076922
this is the kind of asian WOMAN i can behind (or under. or above. i'm flexible)

>>45094364
it’s particularly ironic that this is the only thread here that I genuinely like as a troon, and I’m not allowed to participate
i wish i was a real lesbian fmstl

>>45126579
>I wish I was a Lesbian
you wish you Were a Lesbian
https://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374?si=giClxKk4UuQsvbig

>>45127199
this has to be one of the most malebrained things I have ever watched

>>45124946
under, definitely under

>>45127302
Yes, but now you have the ear worm to enjoy

>>45127402
waow thanks nona
I love grating hypersexualized moidly country muzak that makes me feel like a fraud! ^w^
it’s pretty funny though if you set aside the billion things wrong with it

>>45127465
It's a relic from the before-fore
https://youtu.be/zdTlxZG9MCM?si=fQwKnisWK_LcbYos

>>45127874
You're gonna be salty for a while, huh? It doesn't bother me and I just enjoy shooting the shit with you guys. You'll get over it, or not, in time.

Clg has more discords than posters

>It doesn't bother me
meanwhile
>MODSSSSSSS I'M BEING *BULLIED* FOR HAVING A PENISSSS

>>45124506
There's nothing self hatred about this. Men didn't intrude on lesbian spaces until it started being accepted and public knowledge. When everything was underground, trans "women" hung out where they belonged, at bars for gay men.

Now lesbian bars are disappearing because TIMs demand access and straight women let them. Straight women want to be lesbians because it's accepted now, and they date TIMs because they would never actually date a real woman.

Then they demand that their precious little TIMs be allowed into spaces they never even belonged in. Then they have the audacity to try and get TIFs kicked out of those same spaces.

We were actually hurt, our culture destroyed by the "gay rights" movement. We were tricked into supporting men invade our spaces and try to make us straight by forcing us to date MEN. MEN. What did lesbians get for being the only women to help gay men while they fucked themselves to death with AIDS??? They foisted their crossdressing little losers on to us AND tried to steal our butches.

So yeah, women's sports should be abolished. All the straight girls should have to go back to being slaves to the patriarchy instead of trying to RAPE US into believing THEIR DELUSIONS. Trannies should go back to gay bars, and lesbian culture should go back underground where it was safe from all these fucking straights and men.

just to clarify:

trannies spamming the thread and calling lesbians all sorts of slur - NOT disrespectful uwu

posting something as innocuous as literally just "two men chatting" - HATEFUL and DISRESPECTFUL

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>>45128657 >>45129051 >>45131106 >>45157563

>>45128572
>>45128577
>>45128620
I was worried I got banned but it's just a warning.
I'm not sure how I even broke the rules though, how was that not respectful? all I said was that as a cisgender male he shouldn't be posting in the cisgender lesbian general.
I didn't even insult him at all.

>>45128642
I wonder if Mr. Flowers feels smug about single handedly driving away the last female posters from the gen. Good job "saving" the thread, dude.

>>45128577
Not guilty

I am amused that I catch the blame sometimes.

>>45054767
It's extremely male-oriented fetishism
>>45094364
And?

>>45128806
remember the leak where all the mods/jannies were doxed?

turns out the "janny is a tranny" meme wasn't a meme at all. overwhelmingly, they are the ones moderating the site (all boards) and they absolutely do not try to be objective or impartial.

>>45128834
From the sharty hack it was found that the /lgbt/ moderator was a German man that tripfags in the chaser general, so not a transgender but a cisgender man that worships mtf transgenders.
I don't know if he is still the moderator as many of the moderators quit after getting doxxed and the moderation style has changed here since the hack.

You can find a list of all the doxxed mods and jannies online, I think only a couple are transgenders.
The moderator for /tv/ is a cute British woman that used to tripfag there back in 2007-2010. Well she was cute at least, the only photo the could find of her was from 2006.

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>>45094347
>She knows that I'm gay but I don't tell her about girlfriends, let alone casual sex.
So you've never introduced a gf to her?
Does she still live in the UK?
>I don't find them attractive. It might change once I get closer in age.
Really not at all?
Do you not find any of the woman here in this video attractive?
>Not yet.
If you do, tell me if it's good.
>Gaydar? It was just a feeling at first, but the way she would talk about women it was obvious she was into them.
And it took her like 15 years to notice?
I don't know if I believe in gaydar desu but I don't really meet many people, especially lesbians.
>Oh well. Guess I was thinking of this anon instead of myself.
I think that was early last year, like maybe in the spring or something.

>>45128913
What's really funny about this is that if you accept mtf transgenders are women, then a cisgender man who is really into them would be "heterosexual" or NOT a member of the LGBT community. So the moderator of the board, from that perspective, was a straight cisgender man.

DESU this is why it should be three boards, one for lesbians, one for gay men, and one for bisexual people. The ftm transgenders who are still lesbians can participate in lesbians, the mtf transgenders who are still gay can participate in the one for gay men, all bi people should be in the bi board. Straight transgenders should just go wherever straight people post.

There's really no reason to not separate these groups off by sex, we have nothing in common with gay men, they have nothing in common with us, and it just leads to situations like these:
>>45128620
>>45128642
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>>45128913
>German man that tripfags in the chaser general, so not a transgender

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>>45129051
>What's really funny about this is that if you accept mtf transgenders are women, then a cisgender man who is really into them would be "heterosexual" or NOT a member of the LGBT community. So the moderator of the board, from that perspective, was a straight cisgender man.
That or bisexual which does come under lgbt.
>DESU this is why it should be three boards, one for lesbians, one for gay men, and one for bisexual people. The ftm transgenders who are still lesbians can participate in lesbians, the mtf transgenders who are still gay can participate in the one for gay men, all bi people should be in the bi board. Straight transgenders should just go wherever straight people post.
A cis lesbian board here would absolutely never happen, we are already really struggling to keep one thread alive after over half our posters disappeared back in May.
Supes did make us a clg board on atechan back in like 2018 but I'm not sure it exists anymore.
>There's really no reason to not separate these groups off by sex, we have nothing in common with gay men, they have nothing in common with us, and it just leads to situations like these
One benefit of separating the boards would be not having to bump the thread as often due to the board being slower but I don't think they will ever add any more boards to 4chan, they've actually been removing boards and almost every board has less posts every month than the month before.
Here is the 4stats graph for /lgbt/. It doesn't go all the way back to 2013 when the board was made but you can see traffic is less than half of what it was in 2021 to 2024.
Some of that decline comes from our general as back in 2021 and 2022 we were still getting 200-300 posts per day.

>>45129171
>A cis lesbian board here would absolutely never happen
Half the reason why the thread fails to stay alive is because people who aren't cis lesbians post in it. Part of the problem of allowing the transgenders to have the whole board, even though they are a minority of a minority, is that everything has to be about them and it scares off the vast, quiet majority of cis people who aren't either insane or obsessed with them.

The other half of the reason is the burdensome captcha system, which prevents cis lesbians, who on the whole compared to other GBT demographics aren't mentally ill terminally online losers, from posting. Especially when you consider that anywhere other than clg you might be talking to a non-lesbian larping as a lesbian. It would be nice if a certain philanthropic billionaire bought 4chan and ran it with a little more common sense and understanding of biology. She'd be doing a public service and helping protect women.

>>45053607
Staying up five hours in case someone didn’t remake a thread that’s dead on arrival is kinda sad and a little pathetic

>>45129843
I disagree

>>45129051
>the mtf transgenders who are still gay can participate in the one

The problem this idea is supposed to the trans women here are heterosexual males who transition to a female and think they're lesbians, yet never had to come out as gay as their birth sex

>>45130017
First, I’m only replying to what I think you mean because the start of your sentence is incoherent.

That’s why I said straight transgenders should go to where ever straight people are. So a trans “man” who is into men should just post with the other straight women, and a trans “woman” who is into women should post with the other straight men.

>>45129850
This thread has been up for 10 days and only has 120 replies. That’s 12 a day…

>>45129051
>>45128594
>>45129285
I agree with these sentiments generally. Things aren’t going to get better as long as we keep begging for the scraps the trannies give us. Why should we be staying up late just to remake clg when it’s going to be dead on arrival because the GBT (and especially trannies) are destroying our communities? We let straight women and men larp as lesbians, and then let gay men and straight women seduce our butches away from us and convince them to chemically castrate themselves and ruin their perfect bodies.

I wasn’t sure about what could fix women’s sports. But to be honest this convinced me >>45121372 maybe it is better off letting it just die and starting from scratch

>>45130080
I know what you said, don't think there are any straight trans women who are really gay men to begin with, I don't think that existence or on this board I don't that exists on these boards

Can we maybe stop talking about transgendereds?

>>45129285
>Half the reason why the thread fails to stay alive is because people who aren't cis lesbians post in it.
I don't think so, /clg/ had daily threads from 2013-2022 and there was always non lesbians coming in here to ask questions, troll, or larp, obviously we would have preferred they didn't but in general we just ignored them and went about our business.
>Part of the problem of allowing the transgenders to have the whole board, even though they are a minority of a minority, is that everything has to be about them and it scares off the vast, quiet majority of cis people who aren't either insane or obsessed with them.
It didn't for a very long time, I believe the decline of /clg/ is more to do with women(female) just not coming to 4chan in general anymore, I talked about it a couple of threads ago here >>44634187
>The other half of the reason is the burdensome captcha system, which prevents cis lesbians, who on the whole compared to other GBT demographics aren't mentally ill terminally online losers, from posting.
Yeah this could be part of it, the fact that it takes hundreds of successful captchas before you start getting simple ones really discourages infrequent posters.
>It would be nice if a certain philanthropic billionaire bought 4chan and ran it with a little more common sense and understanding of biology. She'd be doing a public service and helping protect women.
lol

>>45129843
I'm a shut-in neet and /clg/ is the only place I post on the internet, I get lonely without it.
I partly blame myself for /clg/ being so slow now because back in 2024 and 2025 when our threads took 8 days on average I wouldn't make threads so like once or twice a month we had gaps of 1 or 2 days with no thread after a thread archived.
I feel like if I had done more to help maintain /clg/ it wouldn't be like this.
I feel like a took /clg/ for granted and I regret it.

If you keep at it, you'll attract more members. You just need a hook to keep them coming back.

>>45130206
There aren’t because straight transgendered “women” are into women, of course they wouldn’t be gay men to begin with. Because they are straight… why are you so bad at typing? Are you actually a woman or are you just a troll

>>45130292
And I’m saying women aren’t coming here anymore because the trans are everywhere here. Tbh asking us to not talk about them is kind of strange. It’s like asking jews to stop talking about anti-semities. We can’t just pretend they don’t exist unfortunately, because they will continue to erode our community until something is done.

It’s literally a slippery slope. We have to be vigilant about not just them creeping into our spaces, but also transgenderist ideologists in general because they actually erode away at everything we have. If you don’t remind people that transgenders can’t ever become women, then overtime young impressionable women will fall for it, and then THEY are either tricked into thinking they are a lesbian because they love a transgendered “woman” and more “lesbians” support trans invading our spaces, or they are tricked into identifying as a “man” or even loving a “man”.

Lesbians are literally facing a genocide right now because we were too kind and accepting of men. First, we hitched our horse to gay men because we thought it was politically expedient, and then straight women started larping as lesbian with their delusional boyfriends, and now we are all feel like a minority of our own fucking identity, when most lesbians are actually anti trans but too afraid to say anything because we’ve let trans people pretend to be us for too long. You are literally blaming yourself for something men did to us, and it’s sad. I understand you are lonely, but I’m not sure sticking your head into the sand will help. Actual lesbian culture will be extinct in the next 20 years if something doesn’t change

>>45130527
Stop playing games!
You know well what I mean.
I mean males who are homosexual and come out gay hardly ever transition today. They certainly don't do it on 4tran.
I don't know why, but I know it's true

>>45130549
Honestly who gives a shit what gay men are doing, if they are transing or not. That’s a problem for gay men to deal with, and lesbians have done enough for them.

That’s why they should (in my ideal world) stick on the /gay/ board, with the other gay men. They have nothing in common with straight women, so they certainly have even less in common with us.

I’m talking about the actual threat to our community which is straight men and women pretending to be us.

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>>45130527
I don't want to talk about transgender stuff and I don't like when our thread becomes a complaining about transgenders general thread.
Additionally what usually happens when one poster makes a post or two complaining about transgenders is the transgenders then invade the thread and spam troll posts all day or gore or whatever else and the moderator doesn't ban them for it and actually bans us if we complain about the hundreds of troll posts cancering our thread so it's never a good idea to talk about transgender stuff, you are best ignoring them because the rules do not apply to them.

Also one sentence in your post
>If you don’t remind people that transgenders can’t ever become women
That will get you a three day ban for "hateful or disrespectful comment" or simply "trolling outside of /b/".
/clg/ does not have many posters left so making posts that will get you and people who agree with you banned is harmful to the general.

>>45130581
It's these goofy so-called lesbian transgender women who probably have AGP who interfere with women. Gay men who transition don't have any desire at all to even know women don't even like women actually but you wouldn't know that because you're inexperienced..
The T in LGBT used to stand for homosexual transsexuals only because that used to be all there were. I don't think you know that either

>>45130348
What is disheartening, is that it seems like actual lesbians are rarer and rarer. It wasn’t that long ago that it wasn’t controversial to acknowledge you wouldn’t date a bi woman because she has been with men. Now even “lesbians”
>>45094420 will concede that trans “women” are women. And I’ve been ostracized from a LESBIAN friend group because I found out a girl I had been sleeping with fucked a trans, and i told her she shouldn’t call herself a lesbian.

She later found out she caught aids from that. Serves her right for sleeping with a man

Now we have to couch our language in stupid bullshit like “preference” instead of just being able to say “I’m not attracted to men”

Even if more women come onto 4chan, they’ve likely already been exposed to libtard bullshit and see /clg/ and think we a transphobic and they should post in tranny “lesbian” general instead. I mean we even have to dehumanize ourselves and post in /clg/. I’m not a cis, I’m a woman.

>>45130609
Stop threatening me

>>45130611
It’s actually crazy to me that this is the reality of things. Someone is literally threatening me, and we have to censor ourselves because of this. This is why I’m saying we should just move on. If you really care about the lesbian community, it might be better to start fresh, because to me it seems like we lost our way here. No wonder women don’t come on 4chan anymore if this is what happens

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>>45130292
Why are you a shut-in NEET? Do you wanna talk about it? During COVID times I spent two years basically locked inside my room and I came back out and it seemed like the world went crazy

Aside from the obvious stuff. How's your weekend been?

>>45130292
>>44634187

New here, how do I view this post (if possible) I’d be interested in reading your thoughts

>>45130805
If it got deleted before you saw it, you missed out. Sometimes if you see a post and it becomes transparent or greyed out it's been deleted, but otherwise gives the broken
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>>45130654
I kinda hate to have to point this out here but I'm fairly certain that the first post you responded to here was mr flowers, it reads like one of his posts and he makes like 20% of all /clg/ posts, this is why I think he should put a name on because you thought it was a genuine post by a fellow lesbian and responded to it as such when it isn't he just deceived you.
His actions are killing /clg/ but he will never stop. He has an entitled rapist mentality unfortunately.

The second post you replied to is clearly a mtf, one that is ok with /clg/ existing and defending it's existence to a passive aggressive complaint post by a different mtf that would rather /clg/ not exist.
On 4chan your brain should just filter out and ignore all the garbage posts.

I'm sorry the rest of the stuff in your post happened anon.

>Even if more women come onto 4chan, they’ve likely already been exposed to libtard bullshit and see /clg/ and think we a transphobic and they should post in tranny “lesbian” general instead. I mean we even have to dehumanize ourselves and post in /clg/. I’m not a cis, I’m a woman.
Yeah but complaining about it will just derail the thread.
I already hugely regret that I made the post that I got warned for earlier here >>45128642 because now the last 40 posts since have been complaining about non lesbians posting in /clg/.
This thread has been derailed, the topic of the thread has become "seethe about non-lesbians" and because of how long our threads take the next 15 days of the thread will likely be ruined as people keep responding to such posts.

>>45130700
>It’s actually crazy to me that this is the reality of things. Someone is literally threatening me, and we have to censor ourselves because of this.
Are you new to 4chan anon?
Literally every thread on this website is full of off topic posts or random troll posts, part of using 4chan is reading posts and deciding whether the post is a real genuine organic post or just some shitposting troll and then once you've decided it's even a real post you then decide if it's a post of decent enough quality to engage with and respond to and that is if the posts subject is interesting to you.
The muslim* poster posting hijab propaganda is not something worth paying attention to.
*If it's even a muslim, sometimes muslims do post such propaganda but you also have israeli false flags to drum up anti-islam sentiment because they think making people like dislike muslims will make them like jews (it wont) but either way anon it's not a "threat", the person is not a threat to you, you need to learn to ignore posts.

>This is why I’m saying we should just move on. If you really care about the lesbian community, it might be better to start fresh, because to me it seems like we lost our way here. No wonder women don’t come on 4chan anymore if this is what happens
I've been posting here in /clg/ for 13 years, I've been here for to long to just abandon it.
One of the things I love most about /clg/ is when posters than haven't posted here in years return and stop by for a chat, if I or we as a community migrated to the lesbian general of crystal cafe or lolcow I'd miss that hugely.

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>>45130772
>Why are you a shut-in NEET?
I talked about it a little bit last thread with germanon but I had bad social anxiety when I was 13 and ended up dropping out of school, I'm now 27 as of a couple of weeks ago so basically it's over, it's too late to learn how to be a normie.
>During COVID times I spent two years basically locked inside my room and I came back out and it seemed like the world went crazy
Was it hard for you to adjust to normal life afterword?

>>45130805
>>45130835
The post is from nearly two months ago so the thread it's in is no longer on 4chan.
There are websites called "archives" that archive 4chan threads going back to like 2010 or whatever.
Most 4chan users since like 2012 use the "4chanX" browser userscript, this script (among thousands of other things) pulls posts from the archives like what you see in my attached image.
Here is a link to that post on archiveofsins
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/44561601/#44634187

>>45131112
not new, just need to up my dosage of seroquel and take a break from the internet again. it’s clearly not good for me but i’ve been kicked out of my friend group for stating facts and now if i’m not at work i don’t talk to anyone other than my therapist or my cat. i dont know why i didnt just keep my fucking mouth shut but sometimes it feels like i literally cant help myself sorry for derailing the thread it just makes me so mad

>>45131361
Don't feel bad anon and we're always here if you want to chat :)

>>45130654
>And I’ve been ostracized from a LESBIAN friend group because I found out a girl I had been sleeping with fucked a trans, and i told her she shouldn’t call herself a lesbian.
>She later found out she caught aids from that. Serves her right for sleeping with a man
I'm dying......seek help

>>45131128
that's very interesting thank you for explaining how to access that

>4chans userbase has been declining for over a decade but I believe it's female userbase is down over 90%, perhaps most noticeable at /cgl/

Not sure if I agree with this anon >>45130654 about the cause lol but I really wonder what happened

>I talked about it a little bit last thread with germanon but I had bad social anxiety when I was 13 and ended up dropping out of school, I'm now 27 as of a couple of weeks ago so basically it's over, it's too late to learn how to be a normie.

Happy belated birthday, I turned 28 last june! and I definitely feel the same way about not knowing how to be a normie. I always knew I was different from all the other girls my age but I never understood why and then after my dad died of brain cancer in high school I started dissociating super hard and coasting through life.

>Was it hard for you to adjust to normal life afterword?
I guess I just meant to say I wouldn't call myself a shut-in, except for that part of my life. I've always gone outside and tried to be social, but I've never really actually had friends or a normal life. I'm in law school now because I didn't know what else to do with my life, and I basically either go to class, go to pilates, or sit in crowded bars/cafes by myself and imagine having friends, so readjusting back to that wasn't hard lol

Do you have any hobbies?

>>45131361
>seroquel
>"antipsychotic medication"
not surprising

>>45131900
Be nice!

>>45131589
>Not sure if I agree with this anon >>45130654 about the cause lol but I really wonder what happened

>>45129171
Look at when activity spiked; it was obviously COVID. Everyone was online and couldn't go out, and right now we are seeing people readjust. If anything, 4chan probably underperformed other websites during that time period. Actual women are mostly leaving the site for Discord servers or real-world socialization; /clg/ is a vestige of the time before Discord, kept alive by people who can't or won't do those two things.

>I always knew I was different from all the other girls my age but I never understood why
Different how

>I basically either go to class, go to pilates, or sit in crowded bars/cafes by myself and imagine having friends
It's honestly more embarrassing to do those things and not talk to people than to be a shut-in.

>>45131589
>that's very interesting thank you for explaining how to access that
If you are going to keep using 4chan I would suggest getting 4chanX, it makes the site much more usable.
>Happy belated birthday, I turned 28 last june!
Thank you anon and happy 4 month late birthday to you too.
>and I definitely feel the same way about not knowing how to be a normie.
I'm not sure if it's something you can really learn, I mean like obviously you can train your social skills but for those of us that are really abnormal it must be a disability like autism.
>I always knew I was different from all the other girls my age but I never understood why and then after my dad died of brain cancer in high school I started dissociating super hard and coasting through life.
I'm sorry anon that must have been really hard to go through, losing one of my parents would absolutely end me.
>I guess I just meant to say I wouldn't call myself a shut-in, except for that part of my life. I've always gone outside and tried to be social, but I've never really actually had friends or a normal life.
At least you're trying right? I don't have any social advice sadly.
>I'm in law school now because I didn't know what else to do with my life, and I basically either go to class, go to pilates, or sit in crowded bars/cafes by myself and imagine having friends, so readjusting back to that wasn't hard lol
Have you tried going to a book club or any other interest group like that? I think people often bond over shared interests.
>Do you have any hobbies?
No, I used to play video games but haven't in the last 3 or 4 years.
What about you anon?

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>>45132045
>Look at when activity spiked; it was obviously COVID. Everyone was online and couldn't go out, and right now we are seeing people readjust.
That applies for the rest of the site but /clg/ was about as active during covid as it was in 2013-2020.
Additionally the /lgbt/ board was created in 2013 but 4stats only started tracking it in 2018 so that is something worth noting.
Also the covid boost wasn't actually huge, most boards peaked somewhere between 2008 and 2013, you can check for yourself on https://4stats.io/
>Actual women are mostly leaving the site for Discord servers or real-world socialization; /clg/ is a vestige of the time before Discord
I don't entirely agree, /clg/ has been here since November 2013 and our discord was founded in March 2016, our general only started getting slow in like 2023 and 2024.
If it was the discord that caused it to get slow it probably wouldn't have taken 6 years to start slowing down.
Though now that I think about it even after the discord was created most of our thread posters were also discord members and it was around 2020 or 2021 that the discord members stopped coming here so maybe you're right.
4chan in general is a dying site, the userbase is half of what it was 15 years ago, you can't really expect a general to not shrink in users.
>kept alive by people who can't or won't do those two things.
If I didn't have crippling anxiety I would've joined the discord and maybe eventually stop visiting the thread too.
>It's honestly more embarrassing to do those things and not talk to people than to be a shut-in.
Don't be mean.

>>45132327
>https://4stats.io/
Fascinating site. So maybe it really is just changing demographics/outdated website.

>/clg/ has been here since November 2013
I didn't know /clg/ was around that long; I guess it makes sense that 4chan would be ahead of the curve.

>If I didn't have crippling anxiety
Yeah, that's what I meant by "can't" or "won't"! Something about Discord or Zoom-type stuff really sets off my anxiety too. Made going to college during COVID really fucking tedious.

>Don't be mean.
Hm, I didn't think I was being mean but I guess I can see it.

>>45131589
Sorry Anon

>>45132451
>Fascinating site. So maybe it really is just changing demographics/outdated website.
I'm not sure where else people are going though, like tiktok obviously but that's more of a video platform than a text one and less about directly interacting with people.
I wonder if tumblrs user base has grown or shrunk over the last 5 to 10 years.
>I didn't know /clg/ was around that long; I guess it makes sense that 4chan would be ahead of the curve.
It was early 2016 when the name was permanently changed to /clg/ / cis lesgen, before that it was like 1 in 6 or 7 threads that specified cis, sometimes we would put cis in the subject field to discourage transgenders from posting (usually in reaction to transgenders trying to post) but that would then cause arguments with people saying it shouldn't be necessary and just the word "lesbian" alone should let them know they are not welcome.
The transgenders had a transbian general from the very beginning of the board too so we just sorta segregated from day one.
The permanent rename was actually caused by a transgender protesting by talking about their hormone drugs for 2 threads and repeatedly saying "well if you don't want trans girls posting here then you should specify that this is a cisgender only thread to avoid confusion"
Some didn't like the rename as they thought the transgenders would then rename transbian general to lesbian general, which did eventually happen but not until like 8 years later in 2024.
Technically it was "/wlwg/ - women loving women general" that renamed to "lesbian general" in 2024 but the /clg/ posters concerns that the transbians would take our name after getting us to put "cis" in our title did eventually come true.

>>45132451
>Yeah, that's what I meant by "can't" or "won't"!
I know! I was agreeing with you!
>Something about Discord or Zoom-type stuff really sets off my anxiety too. Made going to college during COVID really fucking tedious.
For me it's a dislike of things I say being tied to a persistent identity, like what if I say or do something that makes everyone dislike me?
It's scary, girls can be very judgmental, especially to socially retarded people.
I don't have accounts on any social media and it took me years of lurking and very occasionally posting here before I actually got comfortable doing it.
>Hm, I didn't think I was being mean but I guess I can see it.
I thought you were purposely trying to hurt her feelings, maybe I'm just really sensitive.

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>>45134957

I'm particularly active this thread because I'm on vacation. I'll go back to lurking and occasionally being deliberately annoying.

>>45132320
>4chanx
I’ll look into it! I actually (maybe embarrassingly?) use my phone lol so maybe if I survive long enough to make the switch to my laptop
>happy 4 moth late birthday
Thanks :)
>must be a disability like autism
I think you are right about not necessarily being able to learn it, but I don’t know if it’s a disability necessarily or if those skills just only develop at a certain age even
>>45132045
>different how
I’m ugly. And then I got an adrenal tumor that made me even uglier in high school, which luckily can be fixed but I never forgot the humiliation and the ostracization I faced.
>losing one of my parents would end me
It’s been a long time now, and I’m still working on my habit of dissociation, but honestly the pain never goes away you just learn to live around it. I really hope you don’t have to go through that anytime soon
>at least you’re trying right? Have you gone to book clubs?
Maybe to “I’m trying” but I don't actually know if I can say that. I tell myself I don’t have enough time to do things like book club or other group/shared interests, but I actually already know how it’s going to go for me, because I’ve tried making friends with other law students. I’m going to go to the events and either be too scared to talk to someone, or get drunk enough to power through, and have a good time, and then never hear from them again. I don’t actually know how to go from casual talking to someone once before class to being their actual friend. Why would I put myself through that at a club or something that’s voluntary.
>Video games
What did you used to play? Why did you stop?

I play stardew valley sometimes, I used to hike but now I don’t live somewhere I can, I bought rollerskates but have only practiced a few times before I stopped haha.
>>45132045
>more embarrassing
Yeah I thought you were trying to be mean, but honestly maybe it’s the self hatred but I kinda see your point

>>45132710
>>45132710
>It’s a dislike of… girls can be very judgmental, especially to socially retarded people
I relate to this a lot. The way something you say or did can follow you around on the internet is kind of horrifying. And it really sucks that this isn’t even really our fault. It’s just kind of something that was forced onto us. I didn’t choose to be ugly, or for my dad to die, or to then get fucking Cushing disease and look like a freak, just like you didn’t choose to have bad social anxiety. Lots of people choose lots of really bad, weird shit and people step in and defend them, but now for something that happened TO me I’m going to be an alien. I feel like the whale that sings a different song sometimes.
>>45134757
Is this the Mr. Flowers person?

Ye, I catch the blame for things I didn't do and it tickles me

>>45134957
>The way something you say or did can follow you around on the internet is kind of horrifying.
yeah absolutely true, 4chan is the only site with privacy anymore and even then there are tripfags habitual posters, so on and so on
>Cushing disease
People can get that? I had a dog with it, poor thing was miserable.
>I feel like the whale that sings a different song sometimes.
Are you talking about this one?
https://youtube.com/shorts/w4ibr9hL60g?si=A2ELlfx7zH6jySn-

>>45128981
>So you've never introduced a gf to her?
Nope. My mum and I are not very close, it'd take a lot for me to introduce a gf.

>Does she still live in the UK?
Yes.

>Really not at all?
There have been a few exceptions, but the only 40 year olds I found attractive didn't look a day over 34. The women in your video aren't really my type.

>If you do, tell me if it's good.
I'll get back to you in about 10 years.

>And it took her like 15 years to notice?
Yes... She doesn't have much experience with men either.
I think gaydar is a thing. I also couldn't believe anyone would look at me and think, Yup, must be straight. I mean I was wearing suit pants today.

>>45131589
>sit in crowded bars/cafes by myself
based

>pilates
Wat, you straight?

>>45135847
>Wat, you straight?
No I wanted to workout somewhere that wasn’t overflowing with moids but has lots of people around so I can pretend I’m not lonely. Its honestly super nice to be around a bunch of healthy women who aren’t maladjusted freaks, I get to imagine what being a Stacy is like.

>>45136016
Kinda sad actually but the instructor I like is really pretty and sends out an email to everyone after every class so I get a little rush from that too

how do you feel when straight women give you ''predatory male go away'' stare when they know you're lesbian?

>>45136202
no one knows i'm a lesbian

>>45136016
>>45136033
I get it but it's still kind of funny to me, pilates seems like an aggressively straight sport to me.

>the instructor I like is really pretty and sends out an email to everyone after every class so I get a little rush from that too
I had a professor in college who would send us mails to remind us of which writer had their birthday today and wouldn't it be fun if we read a poem by them to celebrate. She was very cute and SO smart. It didn't seem to matter which off-topic someone mentioned in class, she always knew all the intricate details about it.

>>45139074
>I get it but it's still kind of funny to me, pilates seems like an aggressively straight sport to me
Yeah, I would be VERY surprised if I wasn't the only lesbian there haha

>who would send us mails to remind us of which writer had their birthday
>It didn't seem to matter which off-topic someone mentioned in class, she always knew all the intricate details about it.
The pining I would do... Reminds me of my Comparative Constitutions professor, she had this way of acknowledging insightful answers that even had me answering questions. I still read her comments on my reflection essays if I've had a bad week.

>>45137327
everyone knows I'm a lesbian. classic soft butch look. short hair, piercings, tats. they don't give me that stare. they either move away quickly or say hi.

>>45139255
>Yeah, I would be VERY surprised if I wasn't the only lesbian there haha
I have a friend who is bi and does pilates, but she's lived a very straight life despite her orientation.

>The pining I would do
Oh she was my highlight of the week for sure. I cannot resist an erudite woman. And I love to pine.
>Reminds me of my Comparative Constitutions professor, she had this way of acknowledging insightful answers
I teach the odd college class and really my main incentive is to make the students think I'm a hot gay milf.

>>45139829
>but she's lived a very straight life despite her orientation.
I imagine this is true for most bi women
>I teach the odd college class
What do you teach? Before I landed on law school, I used to consider trying to get my phd in Classics and becoming a professor

>>45136202
Aggressively return eye contact

>>45140322
>I imagine this is true for most bi women
I've met two kinds of bisexual women, the kind who has never been with a woman, and the kind who actually dates about 50/50.

>What do you teach?
Introduction to English Lit.
>I used to consider trying to get my phd in Classics and becoming a professor
Hot. What made you opt for law school instead?

Today is Sylvia Plath's birthday by the way, why not read one of her seasonal-appropriate poems to celebrate the occasion?

>>45143834
>Introduction to English Lit.
>Today is Sylvia Plath’s birthday
> I had a professor in college who would send us mails to remind us of which writer had their birthday today and wouldn't it be fun if we read a poem by them to celebrate
Taking after your favorite prof I see! Do you have a recommendation? I don’t usually read poetry that’s not in Latin or Greek

>What made you opt for law school instead?
A few different things. Be warned I overshare.

First covid ruined my life, I was supposed to study abroad for my final semester (and finally break out of my shell and be a normal human being) but they called everyone home and I lost my scholarship because I hadn’t taken enough credits. I didn’t know I could appeal that and so I sat in my bedroom for two years until I realized I was either going to kill myself or do something about it.

Second, Classics is a dying field and so it’s rare that any school brings on a new prof, and most of the PhD spots go to students from the Ivies. Also, a high schooler started sitting in on my classes and she was so good at reading Greek that it made me realize I was basically a hobbyist anyways.

So two years later I finished my degree but didn’t get to study abroad. Which it wouldn’t have gone the way I wanted it to anyway. (My penpal was so kind and interested in me, and then the long weekend I was actually in Germany for she realized I’m not as interesting or normal in person as I am over text and email, we never really talked again after I went home)

>>45144235
I started running room service at a hotel and realized that it wasn’t satisfying work and would never get me out of my home town, able to travel abroad, or afford to fix a congenital birth defect (tuberous breasts) that no other woman in my family has apparently ever had. So I applied to a municipal court near me, and started studying for the LSAT. I figured I would be good at “transactional law” which is basically just being the cog that writes and deals with contracts, and that I would almost never have to actually deal with other people in person, which made it quite attractive. It didn’t click in my head that law school would be three years of talking to other people and trying to network and now I’m not even sure I’m going to get a job. So that’s nice. I mean the career center at my school won’t let me not have a job, they’ll find me something. But it’s no surprise to me that this is again the situation I’m in

Have you always been interested in teaching yourself? What did you think you would be doing when you were younger?

>>45144266
Reread this and realized I’m kind of derailing the thread by whining about how much of a loser I am

>Do you have a driver's license?
Yes
>Do you have a car? (What kind?)
No, but if I could have any car I think I’d get the Porche Cayenne
>Are you interested in cars?
A little bit, I think the cayenne is a beautiful car but I would probably ruin it by actually using it as an suv and taking it out for really remote camping
>Ever had car sex?
No

You're not a loser, depression is one hell of a drug

>>45139576
yeah women don't really confront creeps like that (or those they assume are creeps) they just avoid them

>>45136186
She looks soft as fuck

>>45130537
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>>45131059
Why do moids have such degrading fetishes?

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>>45144235
>>45144266
You're not derailing the thread at all, we like to hear about our posters' lives in here.

>Taking after your favorite prof I see!
The opportunity was too good to pass up. Lady Lazarus is one of her most famous poems, I really like it too.
>I don’t usually read poetry that’s not in Latin or Greek
I'm repeating myself, but, hot.

>I sat in my bedroom for two years until I realized I was either going to kill myself or do something about it.
I'm not sure I'd have the energy to do something about my situation, chances are I'd continue to rot in my apartment for years. So I'm impressed, anon.
>Classics is a dying field and so it’s rare that any school brings on a new prof
That makes sense. Probably pretty hard to get a foot in.

>Germany
Was that where you wanted to study? I'm an expat in Germany myself.

>But it’s no surprise to me that this is again the situation I’m in
Is the issue starting a job you won't like or having to talk to people?

>Have you always been interested in teaching yourself? What did you think you would be doing when you were younger?
Teaching is just a side gig I do, I normally work in live music. It's nice though, I like teaching college students as the classes are more of an exchange, I get to hear about the way they experience literature or language. I wouldn't want to teach kids for that reason, where it's really just me giving input. That and I dislike kids. Around Middle School I realised I would like to study psychology and find a job in that field, and I had the opportunity to do so but decided to go abroad instead so that never ended up happening.

I'm pulling my N64 and Pokémon games out of storage to replace the batteries and give to my sisters kids. I'm keeping my Spanish localized version of Blue and a copy of Crystal since I have duplicates of those. They got gameboys already.

>>45148853
>Lady Lazarus
I quite enjoyed that, thank you for giving me a suggestion!

>So I’m impressed, anon.
Thanks, not sure that I think of it as impressive, but maybe >>45145021 this person is right and my depression is just making me be a little hard on myself

>Hard to get a foot in.
Definitely! Maybe if I won the lottery or something I’d give it another go, but that’s life I guess

>Germany
Ja!! Meine Deutsche ist sehr eingerostet(?) aber wollte ich in einer Stadt auserhalb von Nürnberg studieren.

I hope to go back someday!


>Is the issue starting a job you won’t like or having to talk to people?
Little bit of both. I’ve never been good at doing things I don’t want to do, but also people are cruel and that doesn’t seem to be changing anytime soon

>Teaching, seeing the way they experience language and literature
I think that’s something I love about both Classics and law (and learning languages in general). There’s something so interesting about the way people communicate with each other and what you can learn about their cultures and values through even something as simple as how they construct their sentences.
>Just giving input
Very relatable, again I think super relatable to why I wanted to be a professor, and why I’m willing to be a lawyer even though I despise talking to people. There is no better feeling then coming away from a discussion knowing both people are different for it.

>Psychology
Have you ever considered going back to school?

>Study abroad
Is that how you ended up in Germany or did you go somewhere else first?

>>45130654
>She later found out she caught aids from that. Serves her right for sleeping with a man
Holy kek, deserved

>>45155219
No one deserves aids, and it’s most likely a made up story to make cis lesbians look bad

>>45156424
Or she’s being genuine but actually is serious about being on an anti-psychotic.

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>>45128642
I know you don't care, but for the record

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>>45146061

Why are transwomen so obsessed with trying to get cis lesbians be attracted to them? There's nothing wrong with just wanting to fuck other women that were born with pussies. You can be pro trans and believe this

>>45134899
>I’ll look into it! I actually (maybe embarrassingly?) use my phone lol so maybe if I survive long enough to make the switch to my laptop
There are multiple 4chan apps for phones that have similar features to 4chanx also I don't think phoneposting is something to be embarrassed about, phoneposters have been the majority for over a decade.
>I think you are right about not necessarily being able to learn it, but I don’t know if it’s a disability necessarily or if those skills just only develop at a certain age even
I've never done any reading on the subject so I don't know what the expert opinion is and if social retardation is fixable but maybe.
>I’m ugly. And then I got an adrenal tumor that made me even uglier in high school, which luckily can be fixed but I never forgot the humiliation and the ostracization I faced.
You probably don't look as bad as you think anon, we tend to be our own harshest critics and get really self-conscious and hung up over things others don't pay much attention to.
>It’s been a long time now, and I’m still working on my habit of dissociation, but honestly the pain never goes away you just learn to live around it. I really hope you don’t have to go through that anytime soon
This hurt to read, I'm sorry anon.
>but I actually already know how it’s going to go for me
>Why would I put myself through that at a club or something that’s voluntary.
Maybe going into it thinking it's a foregone conclusion is counterproductive, perhaps thinking more positively would help.
>What did you used to play?
I used to play a lot of different things.
>Why did you stop?
Just kinda lost interest, might get back into it at some point.

>>45134899
>I play stardew valley sometimes
Are you one of the anons who was talking about that a couple of threads ago?
I bought stardew valley in 2016 played 15 hours and then never touched it again, I don't really remember much but it was quite fun I think.
>I used to hike but now I don’t live somewhere I can, I bought rollerskates but have only practiced a few times before I stopped haha.
If you are interested in rollerskating maybe you'd like roller derby, it's supposedly super gay and could be a place to meet people.
>Yeah I thought you were trying to be mean, but honestly maybe it’s the self hatred but I kinda see your point
So I'm not the only over sensitive one.

>>45134957
>I relate to this a lot. The way something you say or did can follow you around on the internet is kind of horrifying.
The way people stalk and harass "lolcows" is especially scary to me.
>And it really sucks that this isn’t even really our fault. It’s just kind of something that was forced onto us. I didn’t choose to be ugly, or for my dad to die, or to then get fucking Cushing disease and look like a freak, just like you didn’t choose to have bad social anxiety. Lots of people choose lots of really bad, weird shit and people step in and defend them, but now for something that happened TO me I’m going to be an alien. I feel like the whale that sings a different song sometimes.
Yeah being different kinda sucks.
>Is this the Mr. Flowers person?
Yes, as is the post beneath yours and I believe the one beneath that.

Sorry for late reply I had a 3 day ban

>>45135847
>Nope. My mum and I are not very close, it'd take a lot for me to introduce a gf.
Do you wish you were closer with her?
>There have been a few exceptions, but the only 40 year olds I found attractive didn't look a day over 34.
That's kinda surprising to me. The age range I find attractive is very large.
>The women in your video aren't really my type.
Is it because they are Asian?
>I'll get back to you in about 10 years.
If /clg/ even lasts another 10 years.
>Yes... She doesn't have much experience with men either.
I can't imagine taking so long to realize what you are attracted to.
>I think gaydar is a thing. I also couldn't believe anyone would look at me and think, Yup, must be straight. I mean I was wearing suit pants today.
Is it just a visual appearance thing or more vibes based?

>>45144391
>Reread this and realized I’m kind of derailing the thread by whining about how much of a loser I am
I enjoyed reading your posts anon.

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>>45168569

>face sitting porn now illegal to watch in my country
It's over...

>>45168559
but at least you owned the troons, right?

>>45155080
>thank you for giving me a suggestion!
Anytime. I'm glad you liked it.

>my depression is just making me be a little hard on myself
It probably is. Depression can really destroy your self-image.

>Nürnberg
wew, in the South? Are you aware what the rest of the country thinks of the South?

>There’s something so interesting about the way people communicate with each other and what you can learn about their cultures and values through even something as simple as how they construct their sentences.
Yeah, totally! A single sentence can carry a lot of information. It's also fascinating to me what sort of concepts exist in other languages. It makes me really receptive to how trapped we are in experiencing the world through the language we are using.

>There is no better feeling then coming away from a discussion knowing both people are different for it.
Agreed. How many times has it happened to me that I mulled over an idea in my head without coming to new conclusions, then I mention it to a friend and a whole new world opens up through their input.

>Have you ever considered going back to school?
I've considered going back to do a Master's or even a PhD. I don't think I'd have the capacity to start an entirely new course of studies right now. Just thinking of doing a Master's in my own field is sending my stomach turning.

>Is that how you ended up in Germany or did you go somewhere else first?
Kind of, I knew I wanted to go to Germany before I got accepted into university but the two luckily coincided. So I went shortly after graduating High School but had I not got into uni I probably would have just looked for a job here in the interim.

>>45165766
>Do you wish you were closer with her?
I'm fine with the way things are. Maybe we'd have a different relation if we both lived in the same city, but I'm not even sure about that.

>The age range I find attractive is very large
I've noticed that the age I find attractive is usually close to my own age. Like I don't find women in their early 20's attractive anymore, they look like children to me, whereas I thought women in their mid-30's were kinda old when I was in my early 20's.

>Is it because they are Asian?
No I'm into Asians, the women in the vid just kinda look like mums on botox to me. The 49-year old in the far back is cute.

>If /clg/ even lasts another 10 years.
We gays will find each other somewhere.

>I can't imagine taking so long to realize what you are attracted to.
I came out young so my experience was different too, but I can kind of understand that it takes long to figure yourself out. Especially when you are constantly bombarded by the demands of every day life and being shown images of what you are supposed to be attracted to.

>more vibes based?
This. I can't really put my finger on it but sometimes I see a woman and just know. And if I'm uncertain I pay attention to the eye contact. I interact with big crowds at work and you'd be surprised how different the eye contact is with queer women. Now this reminds me of when I worked some gay artist a couple months ago, and I guess many guests didn't clock me as gay. Then I mentioned my ex-girlfriend to a co-worker within ear shot and
suddenly all the girls were giving me long stares or began winking at me.

would you want to try eating human meat if there was an ethical way to do it? (maybe it's lab grown or something)

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>>45169948
Not if given a choice. I would rather go vegan than willingly consume human flesh. I would rather starve to death. I would consent to being eaten however, given that I was already dead and it is an emergency situation.

>>45168569
I'd give up all my porn to own the troons

>>45171204
but wouldn't that make it even more over? lol. ban porn, ban trannies: how long before someone hits on the idea of pride burqas that "protect women and girls" from being eyeraped by evil men? i detest atwood but it really seems like that's what you people want, with a veneer of humanist secularism

>>45171479
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about dude

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>>45172759 >>45175274 >>45178414

>last ditch lesbian bar
>masks mandatory since covid-19
>they decide to have a mask-optional night once
>chimpout in instagram comments calling them eugenicists and ableist
>the bar will close down now
>one of the founders works 4 jobs paying off the debt

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>>45172759
some audio of it here

>>45172755
wait is this actualy only reaching this thread now? this has been old news for weeks atp. listen to the original blocked and reported episode about it theyre funny

>>45175274
I recall talking about it, but I don’t recall if it was here or not. Even the roach lord did a video on it

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>>45175274
thats because this is a chud thread for talking about trannies, and not about queer stuff

>>45178173
witnessed. thou shalt not delete

>>45172755
a case of you reap what you sow
as in, you try to cater exclusively to whiny pissbabies, don't be shocked when the whiny pissbabies turn on you

>>45093606
>I google lens searched your image because I wanted to find the source and instead found an ai slop clone insta.
the ai version isn't even nearly as hot as the original pic

I'm looking at paper stock that will feed into a Gameboy Printer. Surprisingly available and cheap! Apparently a digital sports watch company deliberately hasn't changed their hardware so they could continue selling the paper their watches use to fans and hobbyists

>>45176644
>queer
Gay not queer

I'm already getting tons of ToTs, you guys giving out candy? I love it, giving out the full sized bars again this year. I used recycled decorations and spent everything on candy this year. It's worth it, seeing all the little shithead's eyes light up as they see or feel the big candy hit their swag bags. Most of my sisters kids are teenagers now and are 'too cool' for free candy night, so I'm handing out calories instead of collecting