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Passionate loving sex with monster girls
>>65623682Based, FPBP
>>65623689I love shark women.
>>65623689shorks
>>65623682Do female orcs, ogres, oni, trolls, etc, count as monster girls?
>>65623694Yes
>>65623703Good to know.
scary floof?
I want to climb Mount Eiger
>>65623715Never relax around RPK
I like Paka because she's cute and soft, not because she's insane.
>>65623694yes, technically even elves count as monstergirls.one important thing to know that with monstergirls/mamono, connection to and embodiment of folklore and/or behaviour is often more the standard rather than a literal one to one physical comparison to a real life animal like with many furries.that doesn't necessarily mean the body can't be very monsterous, but it doesn't have to be very different from a human's to count as a monstergirl.
Trick or treat. Give me candy or I'll anti all your material and give us both hearing loss.
>>65623725So even creatures like nymphs, that can look identical to humans, count as monster girls?Interesting.
>>65623755*gives you a singular mini snickers* Alright then. On you go.
>>65623755*offers full size butterfinger*
>>65623759Among most of the very autistic, DOTR Justice worshipping monster enjoyers i know, they are.Normies might have very disparate definitions of what the line between monstergirl and furry are.I have some good charts but i lost them when my old computer exploded.
>>65623755I can give you this special candyit grows bigger as you lick it and is full of delicious milk
Happy Halloween anonshttps://youtu.be/8JCjeD6znaQ
>>65623790>>65623793Thank you!>>65623798I will anti material your favourite mug.
>>65623674scary wife, scary numbers
>>65623871She’s very good at playing airsoft…
>>65623881nobody's going to be faking not getting hit when you use a .22
Alright, let's settle which team /ak/ ishttps://strawpoll.com/e2naXmk1AyB
>>65623937I'm a simple furfag. And I also like strong and independent women... So, team werewolf
Guys, my aunt is coming over for a halloween party later and he's been messaging me all day talking about some 'fun costume' she wants me to see. But the thing is nobody is dressing up except for a few of the youngest kids in the family, and my mom said when she saw her sister yesterday and discussed clothes for the party she was just planning to wear a normal dress. I asked for a picture but just got a 'heehee (heart emoji)' and a close up photo of some random black lacey fabric. Dunno what's going on but I hope it's the kind of costume she's wearing UNDER her normal party clothes, if you know what I mean.
>>65623937wolfgirl wife for lifefamily time has me hyped in a way I can't recall feeling for a game since the faith trilogy
>>65623953How about wolf adjacent wives?
>>65623937Having a werewolf girl is almost like having two wives while still being in a totally monogamous relationship when you think about it, granted one of said wives is 8' tall, 500lbs+, and could swallow your entire head, but the fluffy post-coital cuddles would be pretty great
>>65623694They’re the best kind
>>65623937You can't do anything with the vampire girl during the day so it's werewolf for me.
>>65623937>wife that you have to lock up in a cage once a monthOr>wife you cant take outside in the day and is mostly awake in the am hoursYeah werewolf is the clear winner if you want a wife you can actually go out and do things with, unless you are a NEET a vampire wife is just a bad choice
>>65624001>>65624007what if you take her out with a parasol to keep her in the shade?
>>65623937Vampires are hot but I think Werewolves are better overall
>>65623691Uh that image is doing things for me, bro.
>>65624012That's not going to have complete coverage and you're going to be under constant stress from your wife dying before your eyes.
>>65624007>lock up in a cage once a monthCoward
>>65623694Dorks. All of them.
>>65624023Real snusnu hours
>>65624007what about people working night shifts who also happen to sleep during the day?
>>65623937>innawoods, stronk and hardy werewolf dogbro wifeNeeds
>>65624023>oni>katanaI thought oni traditionally used kanabou, the true Chad Japanese weapon
>>65624020>lock up in a cage once a month and lock yourself in with herNow we're talking, if you're a real man you should show some balls.
>>65624015Yeah. You're pretty much at her mercy underwater and her using her hand, which is the size of your head, to pull you against her breast just enough to feel a little squish is hot
>>65624050Wait, if you're both locked up, how do you get out of the cage the next morning?
>>65624068Tell your mother what you're doing and ask her to come along next morning with the key, but warn her to knock first and wait a while before coming in (in case your wife is still transformed and chewing on you while riding your hard enough you're concerned for your hips).
>>65624068On a similar note, how do bus drivers leave?
>>65624088>hey mom, I'm gonna lock myself in a cage with my werewolf wife on a full moon and she's gonna go to absolute pound town, like we're talking 600lbs of fur and muscle with tits bigger than my head using me as a cross between a dildo and a chew toy, she's gonna be slamming her full weight down on my pelvis while I desperately latch onto her nipple like it's the only think keeping me alive which it very well may be... Anyway, can you come let us out in the morning?
>>65624102Probably not the weirdest thing an anon ITT has asked their motherYou could always just ask a friend aswell
>>65624102>I'm so glad I've raised a son that's become a proper man and not some tranny communist.
>>65624023d'orcs
talk about a rock hard boner.
also how do you defend yourself against an incomprehensible abomination (that wants to rape you and make you her hubby) and has the power to turn everything in your house into a morphing sentient piece of herself?
>IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'RE COLD>LET. THEM. IN.
I'm giving out candy if y'all want sum
>>65624035Like i guess, you could also just change your sleep hours from 24:00-08:00 to 18:00-02:00 if you work a 9 to 5 so you can spend the morning with herThough this talk of night shifts gives me a funny world building idea>vampires in modern times>only the top %1 of vampires live in mansions and the rest have to work normal jobs>vampires make up %80+ of night shift workers>world governments have largly stopped hunting down vampires because they are good for the economy
>>65624068Have you never heard of a timer?Bank vaults usually have locks like that, they can only be opened at a few specific times every month.Wouldn't be hard to use a system like that to keep a vault/cell locked for a 48-hour period every month.
>>65624176one time my brother ate ALLLL the candy i had gathered during halloween in one night and when i woke up and found out i also quickly found him hunched and vomiting into the toilet, crying. i laughed in that motherfucker's face while he was doing it.karma for stealing my candy, bitch.
>>65624176What's your costume? I'm recycling my cowboy outfit.
>>65624176Never accept any food or drink from a /k/ommando.I know, I've been here long enough to see some shit.I saw the aftermath of the infamous brownie incident at the tripfag meetup unfold live.
>>65623937Given that her ladyship can be quite... Vampish already, I don't think there would be much of a difference
thought i was on jp for a minute
>>65624203I like to go down
>>65624207Do they also talk about fucking sharkgirls and werewolf wifes?
>>65624164Defend myself?
>>65624212I like to cooch smooth girls with soft bush.
>>65623937I'm honestly surprised how close the split is
>>65624225>wife responds favorably to womb-rubsThat's a good girl.
This might be a trap, but I'd fall for it ;__;
>>65623958WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SOPPLINGS
>>65623952don't fuck your auntand if you do, don't talk about it her. I just finished an intense goon sesh, and i don't want to think about sex for a while.
>>65623952The aunt fucking will continue until the birthrate stabilizes
>>65623937i'm a born and bred (died and turned?) Camrilla man, so i gotta go with the vamp.
>>65624233i mean, they're just belly rubs, but i guess rubbing that part of her belly would definetly be more effective.reminds me of the fact that scratching or spanking catgirls on the area of their back right above their tails makes them cum hard.
>>65624282imagine running your hand from the nape of a catgirl's neck all the way down to the small of her back and she does the butt lift thing and raises her tail.
>>65624290Having a catgirl GF would get fucking exhausting after like a month, topps.That's not even mentioning that any given catgirl would probably start cheating immediately, sneaking out to bang any and all males in the neighborhood.
>>65624357>Having a catgirl GF would get fucking exhausting after like a monththe headbutting would make up for everything negative.
>>65624357>>65624387>very quiet>sleeps 18 hours a day>locked in my house and no interest in leaving Sounds like a dream bro.
>purring during sexAlso, this threads isn't the least bit /k/ related.
>>65624398monster girls are living weapons
>>65624236The way I see it is either you shoot and "she" disappears before hunting you in a terrifying way. Or you get a hug as the sweet embrace of death in a more peaceful manner. Also just LOOK at that bush!
Happy Halloween, lads
>>65624429Leva even got some tits for Halloween I see
>>65624398>isn't the least bit /k/ relatedDon't know if you've noticed, but the board has gone to shit for a few years now and the jannies only make it worse.
IT'S HER! IT'S MY WIFE!
>>65624433monstergirls are an improvement though, monstergirls are the last bastion of romance.
>>65624419>monster girls are living weaponsYeah.The new Jurassic Park/World movies suck, but they did introduce some interesting ideas, even if they did it in a retarded way.They also cast that redhead milf smokeshow with the >40lbs of tits&ass, which I appriciate.
>>65624435At least post her witch costume to keep it thread relevant, where's your Halloween spirit?
>>65624435Pretty
>>65624446halloween is gay.
>>65624435Actual delusional paranoid schizophrenia.Seek professional help, please. For everyone's sake.
>>65623937Vampirefags, explain yourselves
>>65624442>that imageYou just know.
>>65624454i just like the "elitism" of vampires. like ojou-sama shit. also the stereotypical pale milky white skin & dark hair combo, unf
How are you even supposed to defend your property in this situation?
>>65624195Datface. I'm basically just gonna wear my Serbian stuff and play accordion.>>65624197Wise decision, for the Twix will be extra salty this year....MUHAWAHAAHAWMUHAWAAW
>>65624454
>>65624492Cute, while I prefer werewolves I can understand the appeal of this
>>65624487What is this supposed to even be, zombies?
>>65624505>What is this supposed to even beIt's clearly just thinly veiled pedo shit.Whoever posted it should be B& and become anhero ASAP.
>>>65621471ill claim 4-5
I love monster girls
>>65624511
>>65624511>you leave that fictional character alone!!!kys nobody cares newfag tourist GTFO.
>>65624512Ain't cheetahs the most human friendly/compatible/whatever big cats out there?
>>65624520>>65624517yee
>>65624538the real egyptians supposedly hunted alongside them.
>>65624538Yes, cheetahs are actually incredibly awkward and neurotic animals and bond with humans pretty easily just thanks to the fact that humans are a predatory animal that aren't trying to kill them.
>>65624538Cheetahs aren't technically big cats (lions, tiger, etc).Cheetahs are the largest members of the small cat family, the same family as domestic house cats.They're big wussy softies, a lot friendlier than their xboxhuge man-eating cousins.
a cheetahgirl would act very clingy to you but always be a bit nervous and antsy and will hide behind your back when the big liongirls and tigergirls show up.it is your sacred duty to protect her from bulli.
>>65624492>Pointed earsNEVER RELAX
>>65624547actually, mountain lions/cougars/puma's are the largest of the Felinae subfamily.this is also why they can't roar and do the troll deathscream that makes you think a woman just fucking died a few miles away from you.imagine a cougar girl screeching like a howling banchee only to stare at you smugly and laugh at your fear when she's woken you up lol.
>>65624551yeah thats one thing i dislike, the japs always want to give non-elves elf ears
>>65624547>cheetahs don't count as big cats because they can't roar>snow leopards somehow get away with it despite having the most awkward sounding "trying not to wake mom up "roar"" ever
d'aww
>>65624551Around Elves, be yoursElves! Remember, it's always okay to relax and let your guard down around your state mandated Elf wife. After all, you have no choice.
>>65624575We should've never gotten so involved with Elfrael... Now look at us...
>>65624556You ju..
>>65624556Brown girls tribal girls makes my pp the big pp.
>>65624538most autistic of the big cats >>65624551around elves watch yourselfs!
>>65624597Cheetahs are absolutely the kind of animal that would cry itself to sleep while listening to mommy asmr videos
>>65624608h-haha yeah who would do that haha
>>65624575But my state mandated Elf wife looks weird...
>>65623937Well, it was a close race, but it seems /ak/ tends to lean more towards tomboys than goths
>>65624642I think /ak/s just full of furfags
it's not furry if they're anime
>>65624642Once again posting the futa werewolf pic. When will you get tired of it, you sick fuck?
>>65624454"Werewolf girl" is highly nonspecific and has a lot of variance in the details whereas "vampire girl" has only relatively minor variance in details, and both are hot so I went with the "safer" option>>65624565Baby cougars have spots? I never knew that
HAPPY WIFE :D
>>65624705
>>65624712getting tricked by Springfield would be such a treat.
>>65624717
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>>65624720>light paper bag full of dog crap on her front porch and runs awayhere's your trick
>>65624720>tell Super Creek you'll play goo goo babies with her>never show upHaha, trick!
>>65624712>>65624718Thy cup overfloweth
>>65624727>eyes up here Anon, you naughty boy~
>>65624732If Springfield said that to me I'd melt like a witch
>>65624625damn bro tell her to shave her legs
>>65624672i dont see a penis there buddy
is cyberpunk 2077 worth playing yet?how's the anime (havent seen either season) ?
>>65624625>drow spiderkill all drow, also kill the Harpers and god Gond for being agents of stagnation.
>>65624789What, wtf?
>>65624787It's ok if you don't go into it with huge expectations. Same for the two anime.
>>65624787No. I still get frequent crashes on the times I reinstall, between mediocre to meh gameplay.
>>65624672when she shoves her fat cock in my mouth>>65624787the anime is pretty good, though very under-baked in a lot of ways. Haven't played the game yet, but guessing from the /vg/ threads it's basically just a GTA clone with cybernetic super-powers. Also, there's a billion different porn/appearance mods that are actually high quality. Super unstable game though, shit breaks every update.
Getting this mf was hard as fuck
>>65624746if Springfield did that to me, I'd be so distraught that I wouldn't be able to sleep without auntie
>>65624857It took me 3 years to find volume 4
>>65624890For some reason it was reprinted in my language a few months ago. I even bought it cheaper than the first ones.
>>65624895Nice, I paid $120 for mine, worth it.
>>65624867wyd if your umauntie pulled this in front of you while you two were on an outing together
Aw yeah, time for horror movies (granted the first in the line up is Underworld which isn't really a horror but whatever)
>>65624948I just got done watching 1978 dawn of the dead myself. Might watch Doomsday next.
>>65624895I want to get Rally Vincent pregnant.
>>65624712>>65624717>>65624718>>65624732I want to bury my face in Springfield's tits.
>>65624947Drop that nasty bitch instantly.
>>65624454https://youtu.be/RkGGL8KwZi0
>>65624948>UnderworldFine I'll watch it.
>>65624597Damn.. what kind of stuff the Roaches where eating in ancient Egypt??
>>65625125you wouldnt make a move on her?
>>65624948>Just finished, last time I saw the movie was at least like 15 years agoGod damn what a cool movie, I miss that era where movies weren't afraid to take a silly concept and just run with it without winking at the audience every five seconds
I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMASTHERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEEDI DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREEI JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWNMORE THAN YOU CAN EVER KNOWMAKE MY WISH COME TRUEALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS (you)
>>65625139It's fun, enough it.Anyway, gonna try Ginger Snaps next since its the first thing that caught my eye, guess this is gonna be a werewolf themed halloween
>>65625245*enjoy itand forgot my pictureI might be a little drunk
>>65625250Big chocolate wolf girl butt...
>>65624423>Or you get a hug as the sweet embrace of death in a more peaceful manner. Likely, and preferable. But there's just a slim chance she's actually looking for a husband and just can't turn off the cryptid menacing shit even when she's trying to get a hug. >Also just LOOK at that bush!I see you are a man of taste and high culture, just like me.
>>65624419Year of being a /k/ommando and going innawoods and innazone has finally payed off. We have found werewolf girls and cute skinwalkers and shit.
>>65624947Peak 35yo single aunt behavior.
>>65625265Imagine the smell
>got drunk at bar>two costumed foids in their 30s touch me and introduce themselves for no reasonThe fuck
>>65625338I thought you liked skanks, what's the problem?
>>65625338Sorry to read that you fell off the wagon. I guess "alcoholic" should be added to your dossier.