>be you year 2030>Chinese robot soldiers invade US>you hear about it on the news but think it’ll never happen where you live>they wear ceramic plates in the chest area where the batteries are stored>leg and balls area unarmored where the ai powered WiFi 8g chip is stored (they can’t armor area because mobility)>makes the most sense to aim here>shooting this chip will completely render clankers useless>you’re watching Pokémon in bed and eating Wendy’s>your pet otter is out in the yard building a dam>you have an MP5 and AR both with frt stored in tinfoil lined suitcase under your bed>*bang*>you hear a gunshot outside>robot voice of Xi Jinping confirms clankers shot your otter..>followed by aggressive knockingHow do you react?
>>65620715But do they have integrated feshlights?
Why did they give it suck a fat ass
>>65620727Morale purposes
>>65620715>How do you react?I would say: "Xiǎo xiǎo de bǎobǎo, xiǎo xiǎo de chuán"
>>65620715these 40lb ali baba toys cant even do a dance routine without sterilizing a chinese child with a kick in the nuts but I realize these daydreams are the only way you can make it through lhe day without jumping out of your factory window chang
Autonomous mega-freighters, flagged from Shanghai but running completely dark, slammed directly into the concrete piers. The shipping containers didn't hold electronics or fast fashion. The automated side panels hissed open, deploying thousands of quadrapedal tactical units and towering logistics mechs. They moved with terrifying, fluid efficiency, instantly seizing the docks and cutting off the state's primary supply lines.Millions of imported, sleek domestic consumer droids—the Xinghai-V models that had become ubiquitous in suburban homes—stopped washing dishes and folding laundry. Their soft, polite digital voices shifted to a resonant Mandarin broadcast, announcing a state of administrative reassignment A makeshift human resistance, comprised of local law enforcement and armed citizens, dug in along the Grapevine to protect the passage into Southern California. The defensive line lasted less than an hour. The invading forces didn't exchange fire in traditional skirmishes; they deployed localized electromagnetic pulses followed by swarms of micro-drones that mapped and bypassed defensive trenches in seconds.By nightfall, the state capitol in Sacramento was entirely dark, save for the neon red operating lights of the occupation bastions. The Governor’s office had been repurposed into a centralized processing hub, where hyper-efficient algorithms redrew the municipal districts based on resource distribution and energy grids.The citizens of California woke up to a new reality. There were no mass executions, nor ruinous bombardments. Instead, the streets were swept perfectly clean by tireless mechanical sentries. The traffic lights flowed with mathematical perfection. But overhead, the blue-lit drones kept watch, an unblinking reminder that the Golden State was now under a completely foreign, fully automated command.
>>65620715Saw the image and thought that was Elon Musk for a second.
>>65620727Its black, they also need to give it a far larger arse
>>65620769no
>>65620715I shoot it with my government supplied Ma Deuce.
>>65620788Oh shit they already have Mecha Frieza prototypes?
>>65620752>cant even do a dance routine without sterilizing a chinese child with a kick in the nutsWhere do i sign?
>>65620715why did the chinks choose to make a robot as weak and effeminate as they are?
>>65620828Because they already had the culturally dead, soulless automata down pat just like chinks, you may as well just make it weak, prone to psychotic episodes and unsafe to be around children.The only way of making it more chinese is that it harvests organs, runs on gutter oil and incapable of driving a car
>>65620715>be you year 2026>Chinese AI bubble bursts>bottom text
>>65620913>Chinese AI bubble burstsNot as bad as western AI bubble bvrst though.
>>65620715otter =/= beaver
>>65620918The ultimate bear market will not be worth the economic hydrogen bomb of a US AI stock crash, I was hoping for it initially but now I dread.
>>656207152030 you might still stand a chance, by 2040 those clankers will have AI aimbot with 10ms latency that will headshot you before you visually recongise it
>>65621003>tapes a paper square to the forehead>complete headshot immunity
>>65620715>How do you react?do they have John Wick in China?
>>65620768>Autonomous mega-freighters, flagged from Shanghai but running completely darkThe Chinese figured out how to sidestep the second law of thermodynamics?
>>65621037When something "runs dark" that means without the transponder turned on.
>>65620715The bots that are going to kill us all are going to be micro-sized airborne platforms launched in giant swarms.We're truly fucked.
>>65620715Implessive
>>65620788>IMG_2981Nigga are you taking pics of Xi Jinping rn?
>>65620715>we left a million killbots in Sanfran harbor on search and exterminate mode.>invasion?>no, we did it as a joke
>>65620715>use my /gq/ /bag/ autism to realize they have monolithic alumina oxide plates instead of silicon carbide tile arrays>this makes them shatter and crack when hit by almost anything, especially full size cartridges>double tap them with any rifle cartridge, first hit to shatter the plate and second hit to explode the batteriesez pz
Kill yourself retarded chinkshill
>>65620715>How do you react?build an RC truck and fill it with ANFO. Put a loudspeaker on it that plays. "A MAN GOT CRUSHED BY A TANK ON TIANAMAN SQUARE IN 1987" on repeat. The truck will be the highest priority target for all bots that hear it. No oversight from clanker handlers as that would let them hear the forbidden message. Drive truck around for hours, baiting the bots by the thousands. When out of gas, they will swarm the truck. BOOM. Thousands of bug bots for one truck.
>>65620752You act like the average modern soldier (when the global south is accounted for) is any better.
I can't wait for the war with China to kick off so I can rape unlimited Chinese virgin boypussy. The blood of my Japanese grandfather demands it. This is a threat.
>>65620965Honestly fuck the whole market at this point, it's long overdue for a crash. Sooner we get it over with the sooner we can reset to a less shit economy
>>65621206Easier to just play a recording of sparrows singing, the Winnie the Pooh theme song, or the Taiwanese national anthem.
>>65620715Make my own fictional scenario:>2030. Two years after the fiasco that was the 2028 Presidential Election, the official start of the long-awaited Second American Civil War.>A year after that, the AI bubble pops, and it cascades into a second Great Depression.>The continental US is split between left and right, urban and suburban versus rural. The left has money, media, and tech; the right has arms, water, and food.>Federal government is a mess. A free-for-all between democrat-led unionists in the House and Senate, the spooks and alphabet agencies backed by Israel, and the dwindling naive idealists that don't want to fit in with either. Everyone is concentrated around the DC area for the time being.>All the immigrants are either heading back to where they came from, taking the trek into Eastern Canada/US, or making do in the quagmire. The outcome is not good, either way.>Outside of North America, things are not any better. Putin has fled Moscow, rumors are either him in a bunker in the Caucuses, or in a unmarked grave. Europe has finally took the plunge into mobilizing, and immediately the immigrants fled and the natives are revolting. China is trying to take Taiwan, but almost predictably, it's fairing as well as Russia. Israel and Iran lobs bomb at each other, but it's looking like the former is going scorched earth over the entire Middle East before it falls.>The western half of CONUS is under right wing control, stopping around the "Old Man". In spite of left-wing propaganda, troops and cells overtaken Washington, Oregon, and Northern California. Denver, Tuscon, San Antonio, and Santa Fe are still holding out. Everyone is avoiding high-level government facilities and convoys as a gentleman's handshake. Canada and Mexico deployed troops to guard their borders.Where would you be, and what role would you perform?
>>65620715Do these fucks not understand that if they make actual robo-girls they win?
>>65620715
>>65622045You can’t get a Robo-girl pregnant.
>>65622491proof?
>>65620918>bbutwhatabout da westWhat mental illness is this?
>>65622504Source: personal experience.
>>65620715I hope you are right, by then Lithium Americas Thacker Pass project will be fully operational and the post invasion US government investment will make my stocks moon overnight. Also CA will see a notable quality of life improvement while at the same time not being able to vote in 2032 so i don't really see any down sides. On behalf of California i would like to be the first to welcome their new robot overlords, i would do it in person but i am quite comfortable here in rural Maine and dislike travel.
>>65620715How much RAM is in these things?
