What are the best genetic enhancements for a military war dog?
>>65608619https://warhound.com/>it's realSuper endurance and dinosaur teeth biodrone swarms, here we come!
>>65608619Make them smarter so they can more precisely follow commands and recognize their mission parameters, and live longer so there isn't as much of a turnover rate.
>>65608619I dont like dogs:/
>>65608655>slave cast of sentient feralsThe furfags would riot. But mostly so they can get their own four-legged slavewife.
>>65608619make them look like this
>>65608680Make them male, because female GIs have much lower rates of killing things they successfully have had sex with.
>>65608655Also that way they can start a podcast after their service is over.
>>65608676NTA, I would honestly just want dogs to have roughly the same lifespan as humans for personal reasons :(>>65608704jej
>>65608704>black rifle kibble company
>>65608694>male anthros get created and introduced by the military>Gay furries see this and enlist en masse to get some of that anthro bussy/dong>The American IT sector collapses almost overnight.
>>65608760lmao
>>65608704>>65608760
>>65608619>Genetic enhancementsUniformity in size. Larger heads for greater bite force. Hyper dominance and prey drive. Increased scent receptors. Feline night vision.>Cheaper better improvementsTitanium teeth. Sub-dermal tracking transponder.
>>65608619>What are the best genetic enhancements for a military war dog?More endurance during sex
>>65609052>Titanium teethThat'd be tricky to genetically engineer. The closest I can think of are snails incorporating iron sulfides (not metallic iron) into hardened parts of their bodies.
>>65609321No that’s already a surgically done practice. Usually when a dogs teeth break or chip which is common among working K9s. I say just do it before hand because there have been real world accounts of police and military having to yank a dogs tooth on mission and getting bit for their trouble.
>>65608680A man of culture.
sex w/ dogs
>>65608619>let's breed dogs to killIsn't that a pitbull?
>>65611023In the same sense a ghetto thug and a professional soldier are both killers. Pitties are too slow, dumb, and angry.
>>65611023Pitbulls were bred to kill other dogs. Mastiffs were bred to kill humans.
>>65608619Military-grade genetically-modified supercookie.
>>65611095Pitbulls were bred to kill actual male bovine lol.
>>65611846Nah. The progenitor breed was for bull baiting, but all pitbulls are now derived from later lines bred for dog fighting. Bull baiting was ded af by the time what we now recognise as shitbulls emerged.
>>65608694Why would a soldier have sex with their enemy?
>>65611846>>65611851This. You're thinking of traditional bulldogs (which were a mastiff/alaunt cross bred for bull baiting), pitbulls were a terrier/bulldog cross bred for dog fighting.
>>65608619wings
>>65611924>>65611851Source?
>>65611941https://uapbto.org/our-breed/history/Romanticized version but basically accurate. Wikipedia has a more neutral version but I assume you can find that on your own.
An internal explosive
>>65611927Best content USA ever made
Walking on water
>>65611956>pitbull organization>not revisionist historyYeah okay.
>>65608619Remove the immune response to foreign objects so you can just haphazardly shove whatever cybernetics you want into them without worrying about rejection and scarring at the implant site.
>>65611906
cant wait to see genetic super-soldier Nudogs face off against military Robodogs in WWIII
>>65608619A nice big double knotted dick for battlefield rape.
>>65608619Somebody PLEASE put ‘plierjak’s mouth on the dog in the centerI saw it in the thumbnail and I can’t unsee it
>>65615782Is there a clause in GIMP's ToS that specifies you have to be over 18 to use it or some other reason you can't do it yourself?
>>65608619So after all their trash flopped in Ukraine, this is the next grift they're going all in on?Can't wait for the expose in a few years detailing the horrendous dog abuse taking place, if they actually even do anything lmao.
>>65608619>>65608621Starship Troopers comes one step closer.
>>65615897>Ukraine>grift>looks forward to dogs being abusedYou are brown.
>>65616020>Making fun of a techfaggot's vaporware trash flopping in an actual war means im the le brown.He's not gonna suck your dick, Anon.
>>65616051It was mainly the 3rd point that proved your excess of melanin.
>>65615818I’m pulling a staff duty shift you fucking faggotI’m at 6767 Desert Storm AvenueCome fight me faggot
>>65608619longer lifespan
>>65608619Give them big saggy testicles.
>>65616052A snarky comment predicted nothing but this Godless technigger abusing dogs is me saying I want the dog abuse to happen?
>>65617000>its abuse because I said so
>>65617006>ESLGood to know that this faggot's greatest fans can't read English lmao.
>>65617007>you MUST accept my framing of the situation
I wish my dog could tell me wtf it's barking at this time. 99% of the time it's a dumb fuck durr but for the 1% I'd like to bring a gun.
>>65608619I remember like 15 years ago I was watching this psychotic German furry hold a panel on how to make IRL furries through genetic modification at a convention but kept getting side tracked on their military potential and the ethics of making a creature you would fuck and send to war and it was one of the more surreal things I watched on the internet at the time.Wish I could find that video.Anyway splice human and dog DNA together cause why the fuck not
>>65617066Can anyone think of in what this was done before and better? I swear I remember a live action bit like this from a movie.
>>65608619Memes aside, it would be dogs that don’t get swayback from whatever trash the military plans to burden them with, or high drive low self preservation mutts when they start tying bombs to them like the soviets did with their dogrades. >>65608663It’s because you’re nigger coded at a base level and the dogs know it.
Unironically thinking the other day about how of all the things to have earned a proverbial retirement its dogs.Been there since day one. No kvetching, bitching, or complaints. They don’t need to hurry up and wait for arty and drones. Unironically the things that would help the most in war would be for them to just be healthier in all honest senses of the word, which would help the war from outside the war in the sense that it would help man and his created spaces and from there on.Total death to spiteful sick disgenicists niggers
>>65608663Should kill yourself.>>65608680You too.
>>65608619>be 2033>world liberated by jew sniffing dogs
>>65608619massive cocks
>>65608619Is this going to be real or just fake nonsense like their “dire wolf”?
>>6560861940 year+ life span and no hip dysplasia.
>>65611994>don't like what i hear>can't be realYeah okay.
