Greetings and Salutations, /k/ommandos,Someone who still had the old email address I set everything up through two years ago reached out and asked if this was going to be a thing again. I haven't seen anything posted by anyone else yet but admittedly have been lurking less often so I could've missed it. I tried doing this by myself again last year and couldn't make this and real life both function, so I had to drop it. Now that there is someone reaching out to give some help, and he is someone who I know is legit because he shipped two years ago when I did it, I feel like I can commit to doing it right.Having participated back in the glory days of the website, multiple tiers, multiple shipping dates, actually helpful and responsive anons when it came to what they wanted or had to give, I know the true magic of /K/ristmas. Every year the handmade greeting cards go up, the tiger stripe and bayonets come out, and suddenly I remember that EVERY single person on the planet I don't know ISN'T (necessarily) a subhuman fuckwad. That there are actually some very cool, thoughtful, intelligent, talented, and hilarious sonsabitches out there still, and many of them in fact congregate here.So with that said, I am in no way promising anything as awesome as the site, or multiple rounds of shipping, or 5 different pricing tiers, pretty much all the cool shit that made it so glorious. This is going to be my third year doing this under battlefield promotion conditions, and after doing this a couple times now, I have a better idea of staying out of the sticky wicket, so the goal is keep it simple.
What that means is: ONE SHIPPING DATE! December 7th (tentatively) for everyone. If you are stateside, you make all the deadlines and its a Merry /K/ristmas for all. If you are international, there is nothing stopping you from shipping BEFORE that date, and the sooner it gets out the more likely it will get there, or into the hands of an Albanian postal worker, in time for the 25th. THREE TIERS OF GIVING: I have been poorfag status since getting fired in May, but I know there are many anons who are not retards and can keep their mouth shut and also keep a job, so I understand we have a wide range of people here. So I am thinking 3 tiers: $0USD Paper/k/lip, $30USD Zergrushers , and then $100USD Fudd Class Supercarriers (come up with better tier names you guys). But those are the dollar amounts, and again, this is based on experience of demand and then ACTUAL supply. Back when there was a large database of grinches, opening it up to $250 or even $500+ made sense, but we are working with limited intel, and if someone does get grinched, I want it to be an easy thing to make up. The above tier USD amounts are considered the MINIMUM value of the gifts you are sending. If you want to sign up for $30 and send $300, do it and be epic. SHIPPING IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE VALUE OF YOUR GIFT. For Americans, this is less of an issue, for international anons, keep it in mind. It cost me $67 to ship $30 of stuff to France in a large envelope two years ago.
/K/ristmas 2026 Sign-Up Form1. Name (Whatever you want it shipped to):2. Shipping Address:Include your full address, country, postal code, and any specific formatting instructions for international shipping. If your country uses a different address format, write it exactly as it should appear on the package.3. Gift Tier:- $0 — Paper/K/lip- $30 — Zergrusher- $100 — Fudd Class SupercarrierMinimum gift value in USD. Shipping costs are not included.4. Things You Want:Be as specific as possible! List interests, hobbies, desired items, brands, sizes, surplus preferences, or anything else that might help your Santa find something you'll love.5. Things You Don't Want / Can't Have:List anything you absolutely don't want, can't legally receive, or cannot use. Include relevant allergies, restrictions, or import limitations.6. Miscellaneous:Anything else your Santa or the organizer should know? Special requests, additional information, or whatever else you feel like sharing.Shipping Deadline: December 7, 2026 (tentative). Please make sure you can participate and ship in good faith!
Not one person is at least at little interested other than the guy who reached out?
>>65591333Give it some time. Come Saturday. I'm sure some will show up.Me personally, I'm broke and don't have a PO box anymore
I'm interested. I'll try to sign up soon.
>>65593247Hell yeaS G T S A N T A 4 2 @ G M A I LPlease use the form
HELL YEAH YOU MOTHERFUCKERSEXTRA FUDD CLASS SUPERCARRIER FROM GERMONEY COMIN IN HOT
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Cool! Do you plan to match yuros with other yuros to keep postage fees manageable, or is it gonna be intercontinental fiesta to make matches more interesting?
Also we need a date for matchmaking, i propose end of october once weve gathered some participants
Binland reporting
Fuck it I haven't participated in anything /k/ despite lurking for years I'll sign up as soon as I'm off work
>>65589086I was wondering about this Sarge. No promises on being able to participate, but I am going to be shopping in the not too distant future.
>>65595311Yes that's the general idea, although some people WANT to spend the extra money and send to/receive from USA, and vice versa, so I was able to oblige two years ago.>>65595350Yea I've been waiting to see the response, I know there will be guys showing up in November asking about it too. >>65596228The nice thing is, you can sign up for $0 and then just make sure your person gets a postcard/letter/tiny care package of what you have on hand to spare. The poor of money are usually rich in cool shit and creativeness, I always try and send as many people letters as I can.Remember, the more ridiculous and incidary the packaging, the more watchlists you can get yourself (and recipient) on!
BUMPIN FOR ANONS
The Bump Brigade showing up right on time!We already have a Germ (past participant), a Bong seaman-for-hire, and the usual assortment of Americans looking to shoot a wad (of dough, worth of gifts, at their match).S G T S A N T A 4 2 @ G M A I L
Happy to sign up and glad you got help!
B U M P
Sniper reporting.
>>65600573This is my favorite part of the whole event, the /K/ristmas cards. I've gotten so many thoughtful cards, they all go up with the other decorations every year. And the best part? It only costs you time and postage.Join the Paper/k/lip tier today!S G T S A N T A 4 2 @ G M A I LC'mon man, just do it. Think of the children. The man-children.>>65600573
cmon lads, dont ya wanna get/give some cool and practical presents?
>>65589086I'm in, as always.Also in for Grinch relief if needed.
>>65591333Honestly not naming the thread "se/k/ret santa" doesn't help, I only found it just now by accident after ctrl+f'ing the catalog every day.
>>65607410YET ANOTHER /k/ommando emerges. This is shaping up nicely, but so far based on turnout, I think there may be two shipping dates, December 1st and December 15th. As someone who came late to this one year, I know that just because you will never leave this place, it doesn't mean you can't go a couple months without coming back.I haven't mentioned anything about grinch relief yet. I feel like we don't have a need for that just yet, but as new people come in, I think it's probably a good idea to add that to the signup, if there is anything you can offer for someone who gets fucked over. One of the things I appreciated most about whoever used to run the event was that they made sure no man was left behind.
There will be some artworks for anons!
Last years se/k/ret santa was awesome, i should be able to do it again
When is the signup deadline though
>>65607667Yea that was a mistake, hopefully people will do what you did or notice the picture. Honestly I thought most people end up looking at the entire catalog thread by thread to see if there is something of interest.>>65610673very special and amazing, one for year round and one for the holidays>>65611868Right now I am looking at Nov. 15 for a Dec. 1 ship date, and Nov. 30 for a Dec. 15 ship date.
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We can just let this one die and I will post a new thread with the correct Se/k/ret Santa and the full info for cutoff dates.
Is that time of year already?
Oh look, its the one thread a year or so I actually bother to post in.Red Moon is in for Fudd Class Supercarrier tier. Will post full deets when I can!
>>65622785Don't post em, email them to me at S G T S A N T A 4 2 @ G M A I LANYONE WHO POSTS PII/ADDRESSES IN THE THREAD WONT BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE, EVEN IF (ESPECIALLY IF) ITS YOUR REAL INFO.
I saged this comment so this one can die and I can post a more accurate and succinct OP so everyone knows what's up , even (wretch) ESLanons.Seriously though, great turnout from both the US and EU/UK so far. Nearly everyone is a return Santa, and based on the pictures from years past, they are generous givers. I would love to see some people at the $30 tier, and some more $0 tier postcard/letter tier. A lot of anons don't have money for that, and to me the spirit of this event is to bring some joy to the average 4chan user, who could most likely use the human contact haha.Keep sending in your info. If you are looking to do the Fudd class, please consider doing 3 entries at the $30 tier, that way you can get stuff from 3 different people, which is very cool.
