There hasn't been an incident in a while. Reimu must be paranoid at this point, right?
she must be napping three, no, four times a day by now!
>>51360058Lazy Miko!
>>51359812I wonder about that. If an incident doesn't crop up for some time, say, a year or so. Would Reimu and the other incident revolvers think it's suspicious? Would they cause an incident where there wasn't? Idk
Also, when does an event become an incident? Cirno accidentally freezes the Misty Lake. Is that Event or Incident in classification?
>>51360904I think it's a scale thing, if something happens that threatens the whole of Gensoukyou then it's a incident, this can be applied to pretty much every incident past EoSD
>>51360914>Everyone in Gensokyo runs to Reimu>"What the fuck did you giggle dicks do now?">"We can't set the clock on the VCR."
>>51360958>Reimu beats the 4th animal yakuza boss because she happens to be along the way.>Reimu beats a Waggy recolor, who reminds her kappas exist.>Reimu beats Nitori until she agrees to go around and fix everyone's clock. Nitori can't fix it because the VCRs require some proprietary tool the tengu have.>Reimu beats Sanae, because she's Sanae.>Reimu beats Momiji (miniboss, no dialogue) then one of the not-yet-seen tengu to get into the tengu village.>Reimu beats Tenma.>Reimu beats Sagume because the resetting of Gensokyo's VCR clocks was a Lunarian plot.>Ending reveals Sanae went around and fixed everyone's VCR for them.TH21 ~ Blinking Verdant Apparatus.
>>51360904>>51360914How many men have to get paizuri raped to death before an incident is declared?
>>51361911If an incident doesn't threaten Gensokyo, then it doesn't HAVE to be solved as long as no one complains... and those guys are certainly not complaining
>>51362087>We received reports of Yuugi, Shou and Meiling going out and hugging human males and telling them it's OK.>Alright, which one of you motherfuckers snitched?
>>51363108Why the fuck is shou among them?
>>51363162Shou wouldn't hug people? Is she mean?
>>51361911There's no way that cat's boobies are THAT big
>>51363251I want to be hugged by Shou :3
The next incident is Gensokyo suddenly drops it's barrier and one human woman comes in and starts shit.
>>51363755>and one human woman comes in and asks for the managerftfy
>>51360914Not true, PoFV was a natural ocurrence, MoF was just a moriyan humiliation ritual, TD and DDC did nothing but introduce more religions on gensokyo
>>51363943All of those literally did threaten the balance of gensoukyou, or I guess it would be more accurate to say that they seemed like they could have.
To celebrate 30 years of Touhou the next incident is every previous incident happening at once, but the original culprits aren't the ones doing it.
>>51363846in that case reimu just leads her to yukari and whatever has to happen happens
>>51360904https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Reimu_Hakurei
>>51364224So Cirno lighting off fireworks behind Reimu's bedroom wasn't an incident?
>>51364639Only if she gets killed for it
>>51364639Who the FUCK gave Cirno fireworks?
>>51364652clownpiece's idea
Incident: Some one has been stealing everyone's underwear.
it was MEi did it like THIS
>>51364777Is that really an incident level threat?
>>51364927Yes.
>>51360058cute dog
So there's like, no over arcing villain in Touhou, huh? Everyone gets smacked into place by Reimu and whoever else tags along to solve the incident, and even become friends with everyone?
>>51368873The moonies are overarching fuckups, but does not answer your question.
>>51368873I am the overarching villain, I have been responsible for every incident thus far
>>51368895Even the whole Jailbreak King incident?
>>51368904Someone has to put things into motion, don't you think? Just wait till you see the next two chapters, you'll understand.
Is it an incident if I take Rumia, Cirno, Wiggle, Mystia and Dai-chan into the human village to trick or treat?
