You are about to get Mom'd
Step aside bros... I'll hold her back!!!
I FUCKING LOVE HAG MOM THREADS
>>51348215
My dick could tame them all
Do you think there's some sort of nonaggression pact in place for the hags should one of them ever find a boyfriend
>>51348260no shot
>>51348260Once you get mom'd by a hag she shows you off as a trophy sonhusband to the other hags. It is one big competition.
>>51348250Makai mom...
>>51348354she somehow cheated the system to become a momthe other hags just can't prove it yet
>>51348354canon babymaker
>>51348269>It is one big competitionI bet Eirin takes selfies next to unconscious men in her ward to show off later
>>51348369whoa
Hagslop to study for my finance exam...
>>51348369big Tewi is too powerful
>>51348369 #must be the growth spurt huh
>>51348400some kind of incident, maybe
>>51348417
>>51348215>>51348276I love my hippie naturist mom who:loves, endorses, and practices masturbationloves, endorses, and practices public nudityloves, endorses, and practices free loveloves, endorses, and practices open talk about sexloves, endorses, and practices the human body and its urges being naturalloves, endorses, and practices taboo for the joy of casting it away
>>51348597Your mom's weird lol, mine just bottles it up until she takes it out on me
>>51348375You have a beautiful mind
>>51348280You've been noisy about perverted DVDs for a while now!
>>51348872Ahh....Tewi....Tewi
I want to marry this hag
>>51348215good
>>51348215>>51354850Sadly, I don't think they'd like a fat manlet with a little willy ;-;
>>51354856maybe you can blend in with the hobgoblins, they seem chill
>>51354861That doesn't make me feel better, I want to be ravished by mommy youkai
>>51350256That's an auntie
Why is Yuugi hanging out with the hag squad?
>>51354998because she's reached the wine aunt stagewhile not full blown hag she's getting close
>>51355121I would let her take me bar hopping, I trust her to keep me safe
How many of them are still virgins after all this time? Surely someone must have been able to settle with a nice young man
>>51355121She's like, mid 20s, body wise. Everyone else there is late 30s to mid 40s.
most hags are at least 5 meters tall, a good chunk of them are bigger
>>51355219>She's like, mid 20s, body wisewhatever helps you sleep at night Yuugi
lol
>>51355234Bros she doesn't look old at all. She looks in her 20s
>>51348215>tfw in my late 20s>starting to realize "hags" are my age>mommy stuff becoming more and more unappealingIt's fucking over, bros. Enjoy your youth when you still can
>>51355468>Enjoy your youthlol you're the baby in this thread bro
>>51355468just be normal and accept that you simply now have adult woman fetish
How the fuck is Yuugi here but not Kaguya or Mouku?
>>51355506theyre too hyper and spunky to be hags
>>51355517They're fucking older than Ran.
>>51355524ran's tall and has big boobs, that makes her a hagmokou and kagugry are squatty chestlets
>>51355506The world isn't ready for a thick Mokou mom.
>>51355457
>>51355547I think she needs help putting on her bra.
>>51355506It's an old image, I don't really put Yuugi anywhere in the hag list, she's too confident both to be doting, or to have hag-like self esteem issues (clothes no longer fitting, trying to wear clothes associated with school).That's my life, although it's up for debate on many points.
>>51355571Excluding lolibabas is dumb
>>51355468>Tfw 23CAN'T RELATE AT ALL MOMMYYYY I WANT MOMMYYYYY
>>51355571Seiga is an actual mom.
>>51355847Somehow forgot about that, my bad. My mind got lost in fetus jokes.
>>51348375What is this? Did you make it yourself or is there like an app or a website?
>>51348375>>51355889secondedI NEED this
Yuugi is the type of Nee-san who will jump out and scare you just so she can stick your face against her chest and rub your hair when you start crying.
Older ladies make me feel so good.
>>51355889>>51356518I slopped it with the free claude. I can tell you how to make one if you want:You'll need>Hag sprites (I got mine from a touhou ace attorney game)>Stage background>Touhou assets (I dumped them from th8)>Flash cardsFrom there it's as simple as computah make me a fps with these flash cards. Also use these assets I (((legally dumped))). There is some trickery involved with getting the dialogue. Like "for the sake of humor have mama Eirin be weirdly over affectionate in her dialogue towards the player". Also you'll probably need to do it through a couple different sessions if you're a free cheapskate like myself. It's very easy to modify too. For example, yesterday I added an affection meter that scales with how well you are doing with the questions. Good luck if you try!!
>>51357013we live in the fuckin future
>>51348215I love Yukari and Eirin most
>>51356735Cute
