Haven't you heard the Nip adage "When three women gather it gets noisy" or words to that effect?

Alice have plenty of threads but she is getting love in none

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>>51361947

>>51349207
I work in a dollar store in the ghetto so 90% of people I wait on are hood fucks who can't read but work on cars and shoot people and think anyone who doesn't do either is a pansy. But yesterday, in came in a scrawny white kid with long hair, not too different from myself (probably early 20s so not that much younger either) wearing a dress up doll shirt which I complimented (despite hating that show and initially mistaking the shirt for rozen maiden) and he loudly responded and talked openly about it being an anime he liked, name included, surrounded by said hood fucks in the most stereotypical hyper-autistic virgin nerd voice you could imagine (that made him sound like a bit of a downie but not too much for that comparison to be accurate).
Despite everything I've said, I fucking loved him and want him to come in more because he is the only person to come into that store to see the world through the same lens I do. More autistic and probably less educated or lived but nonetheless the same idyllic start, even if he has shit taste and evidently cannot hide his powerlevel to save his life.
Alice is literally the exact same way, any ill word I say towards or about her is 100% in pure adoration and I do not want her barely functional self in any other way. Her adorable Kennedy-era retardation is a spec of light in the increasing expanse of grimsokyo and her obsession with soft and cute dolls makes it all the sweeter. She is also a blonde and a loli and I love blondes and especially blonde lolis so that is a big plus.

Alice smells like pee. Marisa and Reimu don't want someone like that around.

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Hisoutensoku was the last chance ZUN gave to Alice, but she bungled it and jobbed to a fairy, so Cirno got to have a game of her own while Alice was forgotten.

She is popular where it matters: porn

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>>51356344
In my experience, the only girls who contend with her for best pornhu are Patcho and Reisen.

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>>51349289
Thank you for your story.

>>51348102
Sorry who?

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>>51367738

>Hey, shouldn't we return him to the village? Reimu will get mad if she finds out
>Don't worry, we'll return him tomorrow morning. Besides, you want it even more than me, don't you? Come on, I'll let you go first

>>51364898
Sorry but I want a Patcho and Alice 3some.