She's a life-changer!Miracle arranger~!Descendant of the nonvirgin frog Earth creator! Gundam to semen, she's a shota chaser!She'll love to help with your sins!
>>51326853She loves little boys
>>51326853I'm not really looking to join a cult right now so...
I love Sanae!
why is sanae even portrayed as a shotacon
>>51326919She's one of most popular characters for H doujins. And shota happens to be one of the most popular categories for touhou doujins
>>51326853Fanon Reimu>Canon Reimu>Canon Sanae>Fanon Sanae
>>51326919The same reason Alice is used for mindcontrol
I think Sanny should stop hanging around little boys.
>>51326919I always assumed it was because of her fanon otaku fixations which in turn are stereotypically for young males, which means that she of course wants to fuck the boys that the things she likes are made for.Which is an odd jump considering otaku who like touhou are themselves constantly assumed to be pedophiles but whatever, she makes a good shotacon and is the kind of girl I crushed on really hard when I was a kid so I like it.
I think Sanae has a very healthy sense of relationship and would prefer men aged 18 and over instead of young boys
>>51327155She would, if Kanako and Suwako didn't always steal them
>>51327212>Kanako >steal Yeah... that ain't happening
>>51327219What are you trying to say?
>implying Kanako can't score
Why is Sanae the one into little boys when Suwako turned herself into a little girl
>>51327235>Implying that she can
>>51327155As both a "modern" schoolgirl and "traditional" miko, she should be known as the enkou touhou and exclusively for ojisans.
>>51327492sanae is probably in her 30s today
let's assume that sanae finished high school before the moriya shrine was transported into gensokyo, that puts her at 17 or 18 years old in 2007, when mountain of faith happenedthis puts her birth in the year of our lord 1990 or 1989, therefore sanae would be 36 or 37 years old in the year of our lord 2026
>>51328429Sanae sure knows a lot about tentacles...
>>51328797she's well-educated after all
>>51328429>>51328813people who talk like this are not intelligent, especially not women who talk like this.
>>51332770Why Sadnae
>>51332777she lost the game
>>51327155Sanae looks so mature!Sanae looks so disappointed!
>>51332778But that means she gets bullied with kisses all over, by me!
>>51330009I could say the same of you, anon.
>>51332777Because snek got eat :(
>>51332868Holy shitShe's such a fucking dork, I love her
everyone loves sanae!
It is incredibly dangerous to fall in love with Sanae.You see, she is very beautiful and friendly. Sanae will gladly speak with anyone and her charms will disarm you, drawing you in. Maybe you don't care that much about cold fusion or mysticism, but when she talks about it you'll listen anyway because she's so attractive. Eventually you'll want to court her and to do so you'll become familiar with her interests, studying all kinds of books and learning esoteric arts, which Sanae will gladly assist you with as she'll be overjoyed to have someone who shares her interests. If you're stupid, you'll listen to her advice about belief and begin to trust your intuition, soon you won't be burdened by thinking and act without hesitation. If you're smart, you'll consider her catchphrase about common sense and begin to think about things in many different perspectives, and as a hard math problem becomes trivial in different dimensions, many new horizons will open for you.In any case, you'll probably find yourself thinking about Sanae less and less and soon your life will be consumed by your own goals. It won't be a conscious choice, just a side-effect of your new ambitions taking priority. After a while you'll stop thinking about Sanae at all, remaining on friendly terms if you happen to serendipitously meet in your adventures, but whatever you felt before will fade away. Perhaps one day she might see you with another woman who was attracted by your drive and nostalgically consider about what could've been, before she moves on to give a lecture about Quantum Wave Functions to a passerby who happen to ask about how wind works.In the interest of the continued balance of Gensokyo, I kindly ask you do not consort with this shrine maiden!
>>51333581Seems like her knowledge drives anyone away from a romantic relationship and inspires them. I don't see why hanging out with her would be a bad idea, and even if it happened like you said love fades
>>51333581She's a dork, not a nerd, anon.
Sanae's main source of income is sex.
>>51333581No no I'm gonna remember Sanae and hang out with her every day! I'm gonna be with this dork forever!!
post the frogs go mlem mlem one
>>51334058she's a dorky nerd!
>>51334325
>>51334648wasn't there an animated one?
Anons, say a number between 1 and 444 and i will get one pic from my sanae folder.
>>51334656148
>>51334656use these digits instead
>>51334657
>>51334661
>>51334656I confess my biggest folder is flan folder with close to 600 pics.
>>51334683My biggest folders are my porn folders which are all composite (so SDM has its own folder, Koishi sharess her with Nitori and the Moriyas, etc) so while my biggest is well over 1000 it's also split up between six characters.My biggest dedicated normal folder is my old Yuuka one which has just barely 200.
My Sanae's at 1884. Get on my level.
>>51334731Proof.
>>51334738Technically it's 2602, but that's counting subfolders with games and CG sets and stuff. That hardly counts.
>>51334724I do that too. My Tei folder has reisen and eirin. My flan folder has remi, my yukari folder has ran, my Rin satsuki folder has the other unnamed girls. Suwako shared place with sanae however i had to create an independent Suwako folder with kanako because she was taking too much space that should belong to sanae.
>>51334724>>51337533This prompted me to actually look. My main folder has 251,455 images for the girls (Broken down into subfolders for the girls and a few mixed folders). That doesn't include the separate douj folder.
>>51337607i want her to kabedon me
>>51337651She is a dork. She would trip or put her hand through a window while trying it.
>>51337810then she would lose her balance and accidentally pin me down to the floor instead
>>51337813A floor kabedon in time saves nine.
I wish Sanae was real, I wanna spend every day with her>a humble 1.22gb>1425 filessad
>>51343340>I wish Sanae was realShe's not?! My whole life is a lie...
Green slut.
>>51343646Seven-Colored Slut
>>51343573Sorry, I meant that she's not real HERE, Gensokyo is too far and I don't have a passport that'll let me in...
>>51345239I can teach you how to go to Gensokyo, but remember; it is an one-way ticket.
>>51334656259
>>51345405I'm ready, I can do itWait but I have all my gunpla to bring
>>51345430Sanae would love to play with your gunpla...
>>51345430Same. I need to bring my Gunpla as well as all the stuff for playing Mobile Suit Skirmish et al. We should also get Alice in on this, since she likes strategy games and she can animate our models.
>>51334731You are like little baby, watch this
>>51326919Her type requires her partner to be extremely open minded, especially to autistic hobbies, be extremely energetic since she gets bored easily, and also endure, because she's quite the haughty and dominant girl when she believes she has the spoon by the handle (always). Older males would see this and say "Wow unique gf material" or "I would make her a good wife", then get folded like an omelette when they can't keep up.
>>51345987I wish she'd look at me like that every day!
can we all please stop with the sanae slander
>>51348694This, she's made for doting on and pampering me exclusively
>>51348691Sanae is a better person because she won't let a young man develop alone.
Indeed!Think about how you were growing up just starting to like and want girls, how insatiable this new thing you discovered was and how much you hoped a cute big titted older girl would throw herself in your lap to take care of you, how this hope would underpin every time you'd crank it, and even when you weren't you'd still get wrapped up in outlandish scenarios that'd always end in being able to have free sex whenever you wanted from now on...Now, think about all of that, but Sanae is there!
>>51354619Sanny is not beating the allegations.
>>51354619Get the fuck out of my head, there's rats in there
I wanna build Gunpla with her for the rest of my life.
>>51355449assuming that her appearance is kept youthful due to her status as a living god, it'd probably get pretty awkward later on in life
>>51354976But snakes are great for dealing with rats!>>51354779The only thing left to alledge is that she hurts those boys, which both their feelings towards her and tapes she's let them make rule out as a possibility.
>>51356411>But snakes are great for dealing with rats!Well then I guess she's free to live there forever without having to pay any rent!I don't know whether I want to be her friend, lover, care-receiver, or boyslave...
>>51355497But no aging applies to everyone in Touhou, so I think it’s more of a “the flow of time itself is convoluted” thing.
RIP
>>51357501I'll help but does it have to be with my teethWhat happened
>>51357586I don't know really. That artist disappeared and everyone memed that he died in Ukraine or Georgia or Azerbaijan or whatever the fuck
>>51357607Well I hope he's okay, anyone who likes Sanae is a good person
>>51357612Most of his Touhou art was NTR, straight cheating and unhappy/remorseful prostitution. But the girls were hot.
>tfw afaik the artist for picrel never draws hentai for Sanae because she's his favourite>>51357620Well I hope he's not completely harmed, some people who like Sanae are good people
i love sanae!i also want to make love with sanae!
>>51357633>most lovey dovey touhou hentai artist refuses to draw hentai of a girl he lovesis she actually his fucking mom or something?
>>51357607>>51357612Not in Ukraine. He was a Russian and disappeared around covid and he was in pretty bad health, so a lot of people think covid got him. In any case it has more-or-less been confirmed that he is dead given how he didn't even respond to his friends.
>>51357637Fusu is so based.
>>51363036I understand that common sense has no place in Gensokyo, but but did we have to throw out the safe-words too
>>51363054that's just how sanae is
>>51363061>picNeed need need need needI wanna be her retro property
