Garden centres
Cover your eyes wokes
>>225935991the lone stick is weak and breaks easilybut a bundle of sticks are strong and do not breakand what do we call a bundle of sticks?
>>225935958>hypocrisy is worse than child gang rapestarting to think this bloke isn't a serious thinker
Right then what's going on here
>>225936054
Just realised I've been walking around with a bit of poo on the back of my jeansNo idea how it got there especially since it's on the outside but was wondering why everyone was staring at meThing when I get in I'll put the jeans in the bin have a shower and then cry myself to sleep curled in a ball
>>225936027oh no leftymong wont like this one bit at all
bunch of faggots
>>225936027cauliflower cheese is for women and wokes though. anything cheesy or creamy is feminine
yep yep yep /brit/ has been code rotted
>>225936049Average fascist reading comprehension How you drooling mongs manage to figure out how to turn on a computer is beyond me
mac and cheese and baked potatoes you never see a manly man sit down to one of those
Wonder why traffic on this site is down
weird to think niggas in skyrim times was just eating cheese and meat legs and that's all they had
nth for the holodem
>>225936094
>>225936083>>225936102Talking nonsense
>>225936111don't need more do you
>>225936102instant mac and cheese is masculine
If you leave an item on the ground in skyrim ia it still there like a week later
Pickled onions
>>225936126you need veggies and bread
Sir Kier Anthony Starmer, Commander of NATO forces in Europe
>>225936094seems like he poked a hole right through your flimsy logic.
are mills
did not know this >>>/gif/31349944https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793207858836080.mp4>>>/gif/31350106
>>225936094>neo-nazis who are on the whole dumber and more violent than even the worst BAMEs
>>225936141nonce
>>225936153He literally failed to comprehend everything I said The fact that fascists are literally mentally retarded continues to prove itself true
>>225936181bigger knob than most of the lads on /brit/
>>225936161spillie
What would you say in response?
>>225936188
>>225936201you know the muslims you worship are also basically fascists right?
>>225936219Yeah, I'm free. You wanna fuck me?
>having a parcel delivered>courier just leaves it inside the door of the building>in a council estate in London>don't get an email telling me it's there till the next day>obviously it's been takenWhat a retard, so he got into the building but couldn't be arsed walking up two floors to knock on my door? I was in when it says it was delivered
>>225936181Well that's a big clitorini isn't it
https://www.galleryofbabel.com/
>>225936240"it's ok when darkies do it"there, i just summarised the left
mind your tone when you talk to me okcertified genius here
>>225936249Based
>>225936258belongs to the bames now
>>225936240You are so retarded its painful. Yeah no shit I've repeatedly said both sides are fucking fascists and retardedNazis and Islamists are both child raping wife beaters and ideologically almost identical Why is every one of you freaks literally incapable of basic fundemental level reading comprehension
Told myself i wasnt going to drink until Christmas, now i steaming. The government to to step in at this point.
>>225936258He obviously didn't want his job
>on the whole my mum is worse than pol pot>erm yeah pol pot did kill all those people but mum said to clean my room and then leaves the bathroom in a right state so that hypocritic cunt and pol pot can both sides can fucking rot!!!!
>>225936277Donold trump
>>225936258amazon always just leave a pile of parcels outside our building luckily there aren't many BAMEs in the area
>>225936259>>225936181AI?
>>225936283yeh alright calm down you gimp
>>225936277>4 mistakesfucking retarded idiot
>>225936277corr tell us about poo
>>225936277So smart you couldn't take a screenshotOr did you bait for this exact response
am cold
Anyone use 'Chance'? Since I deleted and reinstalled it I can't get the notifications to come up. It's really saddening me
it all seems so long ago
I think doing an online IQ test is already an indicator that your IQ isn't high. There's a reason official ones are done in person
>>225936246happy birthday
>>225936283people like you have zero parties to vote for
*points at you**Gets into fighting stance*https://youtu.be/Wk1re4nwXcQ
>>225936314I’m a phone poster why would I take a screenshot just to satisfy some little fucking neek on 4chan? That would be low iq
>>225936323turn the heat onget yourslef a cuppa
the female turd cutter
fuuuuuuuuuuuuark KTIM thats me
>>225936277Unlikely, I received a top 10% mark on UCAT despite being stoned out of my mind taking it.
official ipoo test
>>225936354you're the neek doing online iq tests no one is going to suck you off because you got a high score on your wee game that you probably attempted a hundred times till you got a number you were happy with to show your internet pals
burham’s broken britain
>>225936359we could share body heat...? x
>>225936378what kind of dog is that?
>>225936347Voting won't solve anything
another bradders show>A brand-new quiz where contestants can win a million. But there's one huge secret twist in a night of drama, tension and life-changing outcomes. Would you take the shot?
hes got all these replies scripted
>Voting won't solve anything, I'm going to sit on my fat arse posting graphs on /brit/ instead.
>>225936393maybe :3do you like hairy french men?
>>225936436Twist is Brad's had his cock out behind the podium the entire time
>>225936432horrible tan, ugly fat hands would not hold/10
>>225936445>Certainly that will fix my country
>>225936389Look how rattled you’ve got because I scored higher than you on an IQ test this is crazy lol
might eat food
>>225936453...oui
>>225936455pulled a john barrowman
>>225936445Rattled
>>225936477are you a cute girl?
im an ugly girl with big fat boobies
What would jumping on stage in front of the UK Prime Minister and doing a lap dance fix?
>>225936518oink oink oink
>>225936518No that’s vile
>>225936517yeah with a cute willy
wanking my cock to a fine red mist
>>225936476FOOD ALRIGHT?
Just put £300 on my Sendico account forgetting that it's November and I need to start buying for ChristmasLynx sets for all this year
Waiting musichttps://youtu.be/lyXFFuLZN2Q
people who inhale gas from those little cans or balloons or dusters or whatever are so fucking grim
>>225936545corrr corrrri'd share body heat with you
>>225936378oh hes had too many pies xD
Going out
well rorke?
>>225936518would feast on her arsehole like a truffle pig
>>225936546are you aware there’s a jeet who posts here using your flag? just making you aware if you’re not
>>225936277mogged and I'm hungover as fuck
>>225936583>Hold on let me get my glasses
>>225936571mm
>>225936588vomit
>>225936583yeh, the fence its on
developing a secret handshake
>>225936617
>>225936595dios mio
.... dinner ..
>>225936617That is basically what it looks like whenever gay people support Muslims
>>225936283we're going to deal with all of you
can you do burgers in teh microwave theyre frozen solid
>>225936658
>>225936670Only the precooked ones
>>225936652that looks good ok but it’s from reddit isn’t it
>>225936670yeah why not it's beef you can eat it raw
>>225936663yeah? you and your cokehead football hooligan wife beating mates gonna kill everyone who doesn't vote restore are you?jog on you rattled incel mong you couldn't deal with washing your own fucking laundry
>>225936596Clearly don’t know the definition of mogged-10 iq points
>>225936436alright leaked the twist, bradders get to rape you rotten live if you lose
I'm horny
>>225936703wait and see
right well getting hungry now aren't I
>>225936658>>225936683+3 shekels to your shabbos goy bitcoin wallets
We got our Italian Greyhound a little sister
>>225936377she better come with a free bidet
>>225936161pure sex that one
>>225936754*Spits in your face*
>>225936757italian gayhound
>>225936617the bus is clearly visible to him but hes still turning rightis he a retard?
>>225936782
>>225936277that's actually bad
>is he a retard?No he's just Venezuelan
>>225936754t. dhimmi
>>225936161>>225936779
vuvuzelan
>>225936734im alright thanks
>>225936794
>>225936724lol, you'd piss yourself if I came at you irl mongboy
>>225936842you that funny looking?
right
why are there no good interviews with schizophrenics or people in psychosis online
might go get some food from the local food place
>>225936874sccccccc
>>225936874wahaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
the WOMAN messed up in the remembrance thing in the football
>>225936880you can talk to mousey for free every night
European NBA league opens next year and there's gonna be at least 2 UK teamsDo you think it will succeed or flop?
hes done himself there tbf
>>225936833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rztF25s1MRo
https://vocaroo.com/1iZYTKfO8vZP
>>225936822Here's that kid I was telling you about
>>225936922I'll be going for the Romanian King Gypsies
they sure do love they watermelon
>>225936617shouldn't have hit the brakes so hard. Probably injured some passengers the cunt
>+3 shekels to your shabbos goy bitcoin wallets
>>225936027Looks great. Any recipes you'd recommend?The BBC recipe seems very simple, but I'm wondering if it would be much better with spices like cloves or nutmeg.
Who needs war. A few undersea cables cut, or a couple of gas pipelines bombed. A cyber attack on specific data centres and cloud services. The attack would result in complete chaos. Far more likely than an armed conflict. Try not being able to hear you home for a week in the dead of winter. Have access to clean treated water for 3 days. How about not being able to pay for anything, or do anything that requires an internet connection. I know people who would have a melt down being unable to access Instagram for a fews hour let alone anything else.
>>225936617Brought a smile to my face. Based bus.
hopefully the new is not a `roy ` edish i do not enjoy those at all ok
apparently glp-1 drugs are horrible for hair people cheating at weightloss also will go bald now
>>225936754>.t seething jew
rorke living with his parents in whitebridge population: 1488. the one bame resident is the post man, who is one of the good ones
i forgive you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtuOdOvEXo
>>225936999Post scalp
palestineberg: i am oppressed by the jews are starving me and they burnt my family alive with their air stikes. rorkestein: i am also opressed by they jews, they tricked me into watching sissy hypno
>>225936999https://vocaroo.com/1fjSixeNhUBO
Friendly reminder that the countries with the highest searches for gay porn on pornhub are exclusively majority Muslim
I'm off, see you soon
LOVELYOVELY
>>225937095me too lad got stuff to do for dinnersee you later yeah?
>>225937109on the cans
>>225937109LOVE big tits
might tackle a difficult jigsaw
rorke lacking seretonin
>>225936980Thing is chaos is just chaos, you need to actually act on these things, else it's just temporary discomfort. Also there's the rally around the flag effect, if everyone suffers and knows who caused it, it can actually cause people to become united rather than divided.
>>225937109can you not. it's november
>>225937137Ian
https://youtu.be/8YEi00mJoQc?is=sC93tulTBOYPOyjFKino vocal performance
>>225937109proto-gf has almost no boobs at all, it's pretty much the only fault she has. Need to get her to gain a bit of weight
use a mugshot to suggest that she is trouble and not in trouble. Meanwhile when it’s some black kid gang member who’s “missing” (county lines drug dealing) they use a smiling family photo.You don’t hate the police enough
mr lovah lovah
>>225937165her face isn't symmetrical, her jaw is bigger on the right side.
new niche rorke talking point just dropped
>>225937204No ones face is symmetrical
>>225937204most peoples arent mr argentine
anyone here rate alastair campbell
Your response?
no nut november doesn't include bumgasms
rights for gaysoh yeah
already failed NNN did a big cum to zoey amara's fansly this morning ffs
What a scary costume
>>225937226>>225937238which side of your face is the civilized one and which side is the chaotic one.
>>225937268breaking the laaawbreaking the laaaw
goran why do you never reply to me
i think my left side is the face of a bastard, while the right side looks more gentle.Maybe this is why AI faces look off, they're perfectly symmetrical.
>>225937269yes it doesno nut means no no bum nut too
>>225937295Don’t know I try not to look in the mirror if I can
Rorke getting BBC blacked
I don’t want to be mean but this is horribly inaccurate
>>225937331shush u jarring twat
>>225937365Hellraiser
>>225937373
hasn't this country apologised for slavery multiple times already
did zoey's cock has shrinked from locktober?
>>225937365Le Empire Windrush and British values
>>225937365Yes thank you to the 800 wind rush people who came here and saved the country
>>225937381me in real life dont test me pal
>>225937290why are you browsing Fansly during NNN you spastic, obviously you're gonna cave
>>225937395you guys didnt even do proper slavery, this is bullshit
>>225937421i'm paying for it would be a waste of money not toclown
eating burger and egg
my name is jeff
>>225937395arabs never apologized for slavery despite mogging the west at it lmao
instead of not nutting I am multi-nutting
"It has been found that more symmetrical faces are rated as healthier than less symmetrical faces.[3][17] Indeed, facial symmetry was found to be positively associated with the perceived healthiness of the facial skin.[32] Also, facial asymmetry was found to be correlated with physiological, psychological and emotional distress"Need to lower my cortisol so my face looks more symmetrical
>>225935991I look like that
>>225937441should kill herself asap
>>225937365Rorke's grandad on his knees crying tears of joy in portsmouth
rail replacement service back to my minging incel hovel
>>225937441this is a piss take she's just making excuses for him being a sub5 freakif chadsworth slows down at a yellow she wouldnt care
>Highly conspicuous directional asymmetries can be temporary ones.[18] For example, during speech, most people (76%) tend to express greater amplitude of movement on the right side of their mouth. This is most likely caused by the uneven strengths of contralateral neural connections between the left hemisphere of the brain (linguistic localization) and the right side of the face.
>>225937413Read his book and really enjoyed it
Gf is getting me Opd El Paso enchiladas for tea.Get in lads!
don't hear much about vertical farming any more
youtuber i watch has started wearing pink headphones with cat ears and wearing womens tops
poo
>>2259375435 star post
haven’t had a wank in almost three months don’t see much of a point in doing anything anymore just wait around until the escape of sleep reaches me
>>225937516can't believe spherical cows never took off
Told 'The Group' they could shove their c-consciousness up their arse
>>225937455phwoarrrr baddiedem
>>225937561if i go to bed too early i wake up after a couple of hours and can’t sleep for the rest of the night, so I can’t even escape this dour existence through unconsciousness
>>225937561been pulling my cock off all summer think i'll start decreasing my output when winter hits
i look down on right-wing people. they are stupid
>>225937606Why do you keep posting her
>>225937574Imagine filming all this then going home to your smelly bedsit and cobbling together this dross
>>225937561doctors dont even sort this out anymore its long
>ex-loved-it-in-the-ass-14706120Right well that's NNN failed already
eating
>>225937574get her off that bike and onto a bame i say!
>>225937443hi jeff nice to meet you
shagging rorke and pinning his arms down so he cant wank as its no nut november
>>225937626>so why don’t you get a job and put something on the bloody end of it!
eva going off to thailand to get shagged continually whilst i am denied all month
>>225937686
>>225937707i imagine rorke is capable of an anal orgasm but would be ashamed of it afterward
>>225937732storke
so this is storke
>>225937642ummy
willy just fell off
>>225937783*glues it back on*
>>225937740helps to hide your face under the pillow if you feel ashamed
[b]ump
Brother just airs all my messages nowUni changed him
>>225937881bet he watched skins once
You fill up my senses,Like a gallon of Magnet,Like a packet of Woodbines,Like a good pinch of snuff,Like a night out in Sheffield,Like a greasy chip butty,Oh Sheffield United,Come fill me again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18RRHzI_UQ
Pre toil mania kicking in hard and heavy
>>225937887Never seen it
>>225937896it’s magners not magnet you prole
liversissies...
Went on a walk earlier and fed oats to ducks and swans and coots and moorhens. Also saw a grey heron and three cormorants, two of which were doing some sort of big wing mating dance thing. Mad what you see when you leave the house for a change.
evens chip shop odds air frier
>>225937939
ayre friar
new>>225937971
>>225937939Went for a walk and saw a bunch of Indian men in flip flops standing about in the street
>>225937912Magnet is John Smiths.G et a clue you Southern gimp.
think that is a pelican isn't it?
jannington
right well that's been deleted
good riddance
janmans done him
>>225937978
>>225937986wrong
big iron
>>225938078>>225938078>>225938078
>>225938077>>225938077>>225938077
>>225938059lmao get rekt mong boy
>>225938112you lost
>>225938323I won. John Smiths is Kino. Goodbye gayboy!!!!
>>225938525it’s weak piss actually magners is for chads