lil monkey fella edition
He missed a post now his post is cringe
>>225931163hi
drinking already it’s ok thought it’s Sunday it’s allowed
i didnt miss a post DOE
>>225931178Hi I love you. I love CanadaYou're so special idk what to say
>>225930946It's a 3% brine solution so around 30grams of salt per 1 liter of water, otherwise harmful bacteria will grow, the low temp + the salt only lets the good bacteria thrive for the fermentation process to occur you have to take in consideration that we ferment the whole head of cabbage, we don't cut it up, also it gets washed with water or soaked before serving, that way you can make cabbage leaves filled with mince and rice since or nice salad, so most veggies like carrot, green tomato and cucumber is left whole, cauliflower and celeriac you cut into bigger chunks
>>225931156rip brother
Costa have started using the Christmas cups, tis the season
>>225931156karl
>>225931204forgot pic
Woman erotic novel idea: rape
Eating the leftover kets that the trick or treaters never picked up last night
>>225931156CALL DA AMBALAMPS
>>225931235ah yes, my autobiography
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793283705670175.webm
Women's erotica novel idea: woman gets addicted to heroin and sells her pussy to get it because that's free and she doesn't care narrated in VR and the book is about taking heroin and the reader is taking heroin and getting masturbated on camera
>>225931204>>225931229hmm i wonder if the cold makes its more tender too i might try something like this keep blogging about your pickling as you do it this year
>>225931246Some of the boys came trick or treating last night, it was funny seeing them come to the door. I obviously knew it was them and I could tell they found it funny too
Women's erotica novel idea: woman gets addicted to heroin and sells her pussy to get it because that's free and she doesn't care narrated in VR and the book is about taking heroin and the reader is being injected with heroin and getting masturbated on camera while drinking wine
woman gets addicted to heroin and sells her pussy to get it because that's free and she doesn't care narrated in VR and the erotica is about taking heroin and being on heroin while they are doing it
>>225931307Glad I didn't make the woman's erotic novel (raping) post that I was going to make
live on a hidden road so never get trick or treaters quite sad desu
>>225931307what is she doing under there
>>225931307whats wrong with her
>>225931307
Is your personal email just your first and last name and the year you were born or do you still use some edgy email you made when you were 13?
>officer I found this dead homeless girl>The officer:
>>225931288I would say it preserves the crunchiness, crispiness/freshness while at the same time not being raw, it's a really refreshing salad. You also put a horseradish root in the barrel which speeds up the fermenting process cause it has good yeast on the surface but at the same time has anti bacterial properties which is preventing harmful bacteria from spawning. I will keep updated when I start. Either next week or the week after that.
I am the isolated and mentally unwell "individual"
>>225931360If you're fucking them, why not give them GLP-1s? I wish that were me but not fat and with a girl and idc about the other stuff, and not being a fatty
what happens after death ladsdo we just start over again as a new person or is that it, no more life ever again
>>225931349shes getting eaten out by any guy that she can phone at a moments notice since there is know such thing as single women
[email protected]
>>225931360roar
>>225931360kek
>>225931400your reborn as a flower ok
>>225931400after death there is nothing forever
>>225931360right then that carer should be arrested for rape then obviously
>>225931400If a horse gets fucked or sucked by the owner enough times to learn (learned behaviour) (and you trained them like a good owner), is it still animal abuse indeed
>>225931360his life is a gay porn!
why do black and brown people commit so much crime lads?
right well the house opposite me has clearly been unmaintained for years since it has suddenly developed gigantic cobwebs all around its front door
>>225931400Wouldn't you like to know
>>225931379When it gets to 10-12C that's when I'll start, if it's 15-16C like it is now there's a chance of mold or the veggies spoiling too fast.
>>225931419where did he go?
>>225931427What if it was you and your carer was a fit blonde
having a black coffee for All Saints Day
>>225931419no more bing bing wahoo :)
australians try not to bring up black people for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)
>>225931439Frontal lobe innit
>>225931448get in there and demand squatters rights. that's 300k in your pocket
>>225931307Imagine filming yourself doing this nonsense, then watching it back, and then posting it for everyone else to watchMm
just had a coffee no special reason
>>225931448spooky halloween cobwebs
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
when you die you get reborn as a new baby. Of course it’s not you, so technically YOU aren’t being reborn but still.
>>225931379>>225931454thanks anon its already below 10C here and freezes at night also i will have to figure out how to protect it from raccoons
>>225931475they will be my bank now
If I were gay I'd just be a whore and take that PrOP (ehe) or whatever stop you getting aids and every night I would do an IV of penicillin because it is epic and get raped by guys but secretly enjoy it (I wouldn't enjoy it irl because I'm not gay)
>>225931490wrong
>>225931439Why do Sudanese and Ethiopian people commit crimes. Weird differentiation
>>225931419me to the "right well" poster
need the biomass gone
a nicole appleton wank and a £70 t shirtall saints day completed it mate
why is there only one football game on today
I'd go to a gay bar with a bunny costume in my bag and have free drinks until I got date rape drugged and get a train run on me in the costume 10, 5 years ago if I was gay, and then I'd kill myself when I couldn't wear the bunny outfit anymore. Wow really "YOLO"
>>225931439socio-economic reasons
>>225931559To wind up annoying little men such as yourself
>>225931559must be a big important match that we all have to watch
>>225931559rationing is in effect
>>225931559cause its all about the sellic today
>>225931568say that again nicca?!
>>225931511you will be fucked until you cant walk properly
>>225931568what
i LIV for the ARS!!!!
my dad once stayed in hotel room in London that cost £1000 a night!! But he didn’t pay for it of course it was his company but still
niggas dress like this and dont see any problem
>>225931598>>225931602Being fucked on the drowsy part AND part where you're weak when on them, through the entire thing constantly getting fucked. I wouldn't even clean the cum off before putting the costume on and go out to get fucked more with a massive boner in it which is also full of my own cum from getting pounded in the ass, as nd
>cartoon depictions of little girls
Would like to inform the lads that co-op are doing these new white chocolate, maple and ginger cookies and they are fucking incredible.
>>225931639tranime is so ugly
wanking. feels good
>>225931659do not tell me that, need to lose weight
>>225931439high testosterone, master morality
And putting ketamine up my ASS via someone's cock and everyone getting high on ketamine fucking me or I suppose eating the cum out my ass, and then overdosing and fucking dying so I don't even kill myself to live over and over again in that lifetime
>>225931687
>>225931494You put a lid on it, the only downside from the whole thing is that you have to use plastic barrels. The lid has to be left to breathe, not completely sealed. Btw not all cabbage is suited for this type of fermentation, we use a specific cabbage called Kiose - Кьoce Picrel is how the cabbage should look at the bottom, also it has those curls on the end of the leaves, you can't use Dutch or German cabbage. I'm not sure if they sell this in Canada, they also call it Balkan cabbage in some places. When November comes farmers markets sell this exclusively for fermenting so there is no wondering which is the right one. The leaves are kind of fat but also tender and sweet, if you put those flat leaf cabbages that have tno meaty part it's just gonna get soaked and wont have a good texture. If you somehow find this sort of cabbage you need to make a X cut and the bottom so the brine penetrates.
>>225931687nothing gay about it
Treated myself because it's Sunday
And putting ketamine up my ass to get fucked and be on ketamine (everyone else gets high too ok). Not going to go off on a tangent, not that it matters other than for gay people itt to be like, "haha based" and maybe pop a lil boner
I see gaynonce is posting again..........gaynonce is my least favourite dolly......
Alri x
>>225931701Nothing gay about putting drugs up your ass if it's not via someone's cock to drug you but it's a bit "gay"
arsenal liverpool todayso I got that going
>>225931700you have no idea what raccoons are like lolthanks for the advice ill see if i can find those cabbages worst case i make kimchi again and grow those in the garden next year
lock toby in the gay ketamine rape dungeon
>>225931703shouldn't have bothered
wouldn't life be grand if instead of fighting and fucking and doing drugs and arguing we all just played pokemon all day
just won an award
>>225931746>Doing drugs and playing PokémonFONT
>>225931746pokemon sucks
>>225931734Oh yeah I forgot racoons can open up things and have little hands lol Worst case scenario you can ferment carrots, small cucumbers, cauliflower which is my absolute favorite.
>>225931750widest arsehole?
It would literally be more socially acceptable and would work if a woman went out in public to do drugs and pass out with a sign on her saying she is free for adoption to go lock in your house ("no ugly guys" and remember that would still be socially acceptable)
>>225931771yh..
>>225931768yumdo you put horseradish in there tooand do you peel themlots of that stuff at the store right now
>>225931779you are mentally unwell and need help
he's so badthey call him bosshe's a boss
>>225931790Yeah a mentally ill girl from a mental asylum would save me you're right
>>225931659Sounds mint but I only have a morrisons near me and their cookies give me the shits for some reason. The chocolate, hazelnut, and caramel cookies from tesco are class though.
all I’ve heard since 9 o clockhttps://voca.ro/1itF8mzkGdSL
stargate went a bit shit when jack left and they started getting intergalactic spaceships and shit
*panting*
>>225931455mushroom kingdom
andrew tate sending a radio signal to rorke’s brain telling him not to get the pumpkin spice latte
Might do no booze november
>>225931859that's fucking ridiculous
happy Samhain lads
>>225931866You calm down
OK can we all stop being gay pls??
>>225931789yeah you can put a horseradish there just in case but I put one small root 5 inches in a 60 liter barrel, not peeled but washed very thoroughlyso if you are making 10kg put a small nub maybebtw the whole thing takes about 3 weeks, at least when I start it here at 10C, if it's colder where you are it might take longer, if it's already -10 you might wanna start it indoors for the first few days otherwise the yeast will be too slow
Going to have a cig
/brit/ is a straight man's general for straight men
>>225931825how do all the worlds they visit speak englishI saw one episode of SG-1 and there was a subplot about having to translate the planet's texts... while the people on the planet were speaking perfect english
hidid everybody have a fun halloween? >>225931746>just played pokemon all dayktimalways got at least one Pokemon game on the go
>>225931882This guy gets it
Why do Chinamen and all them other Orientals be having those eyes?
>>225931896Aaaa play me in Pokémon again sometime
>>225931630rare ultima online sighting
What I say the morning after browsing Grindr
>>225931876it goes between -5 and 10 centigrade for the next couple weeks might be able to get away with doing it in the garage as it isnt insulatedit will be small scale because i have little room for it and no big vessels anyway
>>225931915god made them that way for a laugh
egg
>>225931882Men mog
nap time on the cards for me got nowt else to do
>>225931934the eggdem
Post racism towards Asians anywhere else and you'd be banned faster than you say say "Chelsea are bad at football" so why is it acceptable here?
mad how much better I feel after a 'fee, reckon I'm addicted
>>225931966Jannies can't control us
>>225931966banter init
Buy ephedra online
i thought tigers were just female lions
Flashed my cock to one of the trick or treaters yesterdayWorried about the consequences now
>>225931924Ok, just remember everything needs to be submerged in the solution so you might need to put a heavy plate on top (not metal), I usually put a big blue flat limestone cause it's a big barrel.
we love our chinese girls don't we lads
>>225931966janberg fears us. we can bring this board to its knees
>>225931995Black cock
>>225931998oops I meant cobblestone not lime lol - big difference
all arses have consequences
trick or treat horror movie but the trick is being raped and the treat is also being raped
What you lot call "racism" Rorke calls "race realism"
any good films going? something with a bit of religion, nuns and that, it's sunday after all
*panting* d-do they have wolves in Poland?
The scene here is so messed up any older, out of shape disc figured leather face type character can come here and get £120 per hour with ease. Fully booked, all day every day.What is actually going on!? It's ruined
nigger or treat
Bouncer confiscated my bag last night which was pretty humiliatingHe's probably snorting the cheapest, most disgusting bash in all of London as I type this
>>225932025rape isn't funny to joke about, mate.
>>225932001Are chinese girls easy? I'm considering going to see the great wall next year, do they typically go for foreign guys or are they just gonna steal my passport and kidneys?
>>225932038alri Michael Jackson
>>225931998>>225932018i might just look for some proper fermentation crocks or do it in jars with those little glass weights probably will cost an arm and a leg these days though everything is so fucking expensive here
>>225932050nigga I'm incel
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793538162492857.jpg
>>225932037Wolves aren't real mate they're like skeletons Just little fables to scare us for Halloween
>>225932038How much coke was she snorting? Jesus
>>225932047>rape isn't funnyporky pig raping elmer fudd
Locktober is over but my key holder isnt responding to any of my messages lmaoooo
oh he likes that :)
>>225932038No younger girls taking the older women's place because of shit like onlyfans and premium snapchat. Why sell yourself for £100 an hour to a few locals when you can get that for a feet pic to a guy halfway across the world. It's just as dire where I live, a few 50+ with an army of regulars who seem to be doing it for the love of the game, the only under 40s you get are romanians and brazil nuts.
>>225932066I was well good at this gameMight reinstall later see if I got my moje still
>>225932073White men are paying for the privilege of having sex with that. I'm sure you wouldn't for free
>>225932079Because they're talking to 1000 other guys and her boyfriend
>>225932087he like it pumpkin
new bloke starting at toil next weekwe'll have to get him down the pub to break his spirit
rorke going on a wotanic holiday to germany and getting eaten by a wolf
>>225932102I would from behind and double wrapped
>>225932079Wickes have got a sale on if you need to pick up an angle grinder
i like the smell of the dishes when they come out of the dishwasherespecially since i started using FINISH POWERBALL ULTIMATE
>>225932050she is american
I am heath ledger joker ok
>>225932154ok i will eat it !!
>>225932001quirk chungus fat hapa
>>225932112yeah he like it :)
>>225932171vgp
>>225932155I know I'm asking about chinese girls from/in china generally
>>225932176likes*
>>225932174Based
>he uses dishwasher podsoh no no no no
>>225931896>always got at least one Pokemon game on the gowhich one? x
>>225932001she looks a bit bulbous here
having a cup of tea and im goign to but 2 trillion sugar in it
>>225932185dunno as i am a virgin freak you see
>>225932100No there are tons of young women, they're the majority. The fact it's possible to make money selling pics just makes them value their vaginas more, and I can't even blame them, guys buying the feet pics from OF girls are absolute losers. And the fact that lip related even gets customers and not only that charges the price of actual pretty women says a LOT for anyone in the industry. You've got to be able to charge more and you definitely don't need to make an effort because look at that. These desperate cunts really messed it up
>>225932187yeah he like it :)
>1488... another number.
>>225932191Soul Silver and Ruby currentlyPerusing the Yahoo Auctions for a cheap B/W copy for after
dodgy stick has the films The Devils (1971) and The Devil (1972) mixed up, fucking bastards
