Would you look at the time edition
first for bavaria
frog subedish
Ever done those poos where it is so well formed and tight that there is no need to wipe? Like the loo roll is clean even when it's been up your bum?
>>225928369Time to go find a girlfriend (jk, not yet, need to charge my phone)Checked to see if he was pointing anywhere specific and it's 9 in that, just like in real life!...I will make opportunity wait
Apparently sunrise is at 5:50 am, but it's already daytime before that, pretty confusing terminology.
>>225928384we call it a ghostie round these parts
Hello everybody, I'm autistic!
>>225928384ghost poo
>>225928380thoughts on this bavarian restaurant menu
the zesty mandem
>>225928395
>>225928384i like to shave my asshole for this specifically, less wiping, shit falls off more cleanly.
>>225928399>boneless chicken breasts marinated in seasoned marsala wine
>>225928404and better for rumpy pumpy
>>225928399hook up a nigga with some fried chicken
Next door has plumber over and he's making all the noises in the world ruining my nice quiet Sunday plans
>>225928421>rumpy pumpylol cute
>>225928429see I told you he would be a poo german
>>225928350no worries :)
Mad that this road is in Myanmar
>>225928384spooky post i just did a firm poo 2min agobit too firm for my liking will drink more water tomorrow
https://youtube.com/shorts/tIVmKO9BgXs
the dreaded slowdown
In England, it is considered polite to offer your children to a Muslim gang
gm
>>225928453Our bumholes were briefly connected via the global network of pipes, chilling
>>225928384yeah that happens a few times a year, wish everytime was like that >>225928468if you replace the word "short" with "watch" in the link, you can make it embedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIVmKO9BgXs
You speak newspeak, your favourite word is wholesome.
our
In Australia, it is considered polite to perform a land acknowledgement before sniffing petrol
>>225928452it's interesting that when new technologies come into existence, a lot of people are very eager to adopt them, disregarding the potential flaws or side effects, like cars and car centric infraestructure.
>>225928380Servus!
>>225928475gorgeous view that would love this apartment might be bit noisy though
>>225928492Going to wholesome in your asswhole some (except big cums)Your buns
My true uncensored thoughts on Kelly Clarkson Drama (Q&A)
>>225928474fuck off chud, women are strong and independent, they sleep with pakis out of their own choosing.
all my cups and plates are metal because im autistic and drop them all the time
>>225928503They're not going to have high speed rail are they?
Thinking of shagging an escort tomorrow
>website tries to force you to sign in before using it at all>exit websitesurely this is incredibly common and will tank their usage statisticsespecially when google recently admitted pushing AI is already harming actual website engagement
bees built big busses for you. be grateful.
>>225928531pewter and tin living like 1439
i slept so little my dick doesn't work
it's weird how the visit dubai advert starts with them going 'look we know it's a bit shit here'
>>225928475it doesnt get much better than this
>>225928539>>website tries to force you to sign in before using it at allits so ai cant steal the content
>>225928452>no traffic jamsProof that building more lanes improves traffic flow
>>225928518Wholesome penisIt's yoursI'll watch the foreskin, you take care of the shaft
just installed a clue
Abolish 20 mph zones.Abolish bus lanes.Abolish cycle lanes.Raise all speed limits by at least 5 mph.Raise the motorway limit to 80 mph.Ban all new railway lines.Ban browns and blacks from driving.Fill the potholes with Nigerians.
>>>website tries to force you to sign in before using it at all>its so ai cant steal the contentThis tanks SEO anyway as the website can't get ranked with keywords if the crawler can't read the website (and make sure there are no issues)There are other things like backlinks and redirects though
quuuuuueeeeeaaaaaaaccckkkkkkkk dddddddduccjjjjjuccks in sacred stream beneath the swallows den, on sacred Sunday silently squeaking suddenly seeking some sun.
nice shirt does it come in your size
>>225928537i don't know, but just a few days ago there was a high speed rail accident in spain that killed like 70 people.
Oh, have we stopped posting the cartoon frogs?Was the joke that you're autistic never funny to begin with?
>>225928595Wholesome *Cums*
>>225928574> Raise the motorway limit to 80 mphNever understand this. Most normal people drive 77-80 mph on the motorway anyway so if you raise the legal limit to 80 people are going to start driving closer to 90
Foxy having a morning scratch
>>225928613:3 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What's mad is that AI can solve the hardest mathematical problems known to man, ones which have eluded the brightest minds for hundreds of years, yet AI is incapable of accessing a website if it asks for an email sign-up.They've tried training the most powerful AI models to create an email address, wait for a verification email, then click the verification link but it simply cannot be done. It causes the AI computers to explode. This is why requesting email sign-up is still such a powerful and important tool to prevent AI scraping, even in 2026.
Wholesome
>>225928627>What's mad is that AI can solve the hardest mathematical problems known to mancan it though
>>225928613Foxberg
>>225928603
>>225928627i think ur being sarcistical
Don't like PC gaming much desu. Computers are for work and sitting at a desk is not a position conducive to relaxing.
Simion says just jump in the the lions dens, squeebiteebzopbop, so says he on Sunday.
AI is finished. The bubble will burst very soon.
>>225928627Yeah yeah call me when AI can suck my dick and inflate my car tires perfectly so I can go to work (and not get cheated on)
>>225928652what if you had a gf and she was sucking your willy while you game on some minecraft
"This'll show them" I mutter as I stab arcane Linux commands into my cartoon frog directory having successfully recoded my kernel drivers whilst wearing my pink programmer socks."Sure showed him!" I chuckle in my private transgirl discord server, as anime after anime profile pictures react with skull memes. "Think I'm autistic do you? Think again. Just because I'm 30 doesn't mean anything". It was then my mother knocked on the door asking me if I was okay.
>>225928608>Most normal people drive 77-80 mph on the motorway anywayDon't think that's trueAnyway I'd add more cameras to keep it to 80
>>225928652so do it in bed
>>225928652You can't play proper CS 1.6 on a console I reckon.
Using AI to crack the recipe for dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes
>>225928668i'll do you in bed mate
test
guys are we supporters of CANZUK movement?
>>225928675Sure showed him!
Reason I think foids hate Malfoid is because it unlocked repressed PTSD from fit blondes all getting the men and all the other girls being second to fit blondes before they ruined it for themselves by burning coal (which gave all the other types a chance). The only thing better than blondes are ponytails
>>225928681ok!! :)
>>225928652TrueI made the mistake of gettig rid of my TV so now I have to plug my PS5 into my PC monitor if I want to play itBefore I could just relax in bed
>>225928640I would never!
>>225928685no its retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWwH-Av9hEkso heckin retro
Brits think Dubai is peng.Screaming
nothing to do is there
>>225928667I drive on the m5 everyday for work mate. Unless you’re going to have a camera ever half mile it won’t work
That lad's had his jimmies rustled by frogs
https://youtube.com/watch/nDMQX28p-DM
>>225928692lol mate every woman is a whore who has had at least 20 dicks inside her by the time she's 20Your 7/10 looksmatch has been having a train run on her since school
>>225928718>7/10 looksmatchlmao if i looked like 7/10 i would be out shagging all the time as well
dubai chocolate labubu
>>225928699Why’s that
reckon some of those motorway cameras aren't real except around londonalso reckon average speed checks around roadworks aren't real
>>225928705My far removed cousin lives there
>lol mate every woman is a whore who has had at least 20 dicks inside her by the time she's 20>Your 7/10 looksmatch has been having a train run on her since school
>>225928725No you wouldn't
get the 10 quid TikTok shop regatta fleeces ordered xx
>>225928745yes i would i be a 7/10 lmao
>>225928734you'd be opening up the uk to millions of browns who live in canada and australia
>>225928736Do you have a single fact to back that up?
So what's the deal with like half of the population glazing Jeffery Epstein, the child raping murderer that probably also had lots of people there born on the island and raised there and those people are probably among us? Is it because they got mental broke or can they not imagine the horrors?
>>225928755Yeah but I could also leave the Uk
>>225928749Why do you have this pish saved
>Celebrity Traitors fans hit bars to watch series climax>One South London bar provided Claudia Winkleman-themed cocktails and its very own banishment ceremonythere really is a whole other world out there
>>225928763old boy horny as fuck
>>225928685It's not 1906, CANZUK today is globhomo ZOG shit.
>>225928736but these are
>>225928760Source?
>>225928759yeah i sped through all those areas
>>225928725Kek me as well >>225928718Well no guy will say no to pussy but everyone is simping for blondes while the rest are side characters like with that polyandry graph o algo
already got today's lunch planned out
>>225928760Fuentes says Epstein/Epstein island has become the new Holocaust, people parrot any claim they want with zero proof
Why would I open up my country to mongs from the yookay and canada
>>225928763get in there andy lad
>>225928782>everyone is simping for blondes while the rest are side characters like with that polyandry graph o algoDoubt
Hypergamy*Like the sexy blonde psycho top of the pyramid male being a girl and the same thing but for girls. Now they're seething is how it seems
>>225928787it's not 'your' country though is it, you're not the king of australia.
looks like twins
Weinstein and Epstein are probably innocent tbqhJust foids accusing them of rape
>>225928805Yes I am
Average speed check cameras are definitely real I used to install them
>>225928786Fuentes definitely seems like a Trump sucker offer though
>>225928784never had a deep dish
pizza inspector
Sir Speed Camera
Going to feed the ducks now
>>225928819Average arse cheek checker Mm tjinkgn about butts
>>225928836Throw yourself in while you're at it
turkish girl feet
>>225928836gwack gwack gwack
>>225928787same reason you opened it up to everyone else lolUK is 83% whiteAustralia is 69% white
Foids sat here seething when they could just be my girlfriend that's crazy
Sir dubs getter
>>225928820literally the exact opposite he's telling people to vote democrat
>>225928820Quite the oppositehttps://files.catbox.moe/x6vbi4.mp4
it's almost that time where I have to leave you
>>225928855sent that wog flying
nearly time for egg
mad thatwalked over there only a few months ago
>>225928886egg
>>225928369oh good another early new which will be deleted
>>225928892hmm how heavy are you lad
>>225928692I think it's mostly just social media addicted women. Women hate Malfoid (and all fictional characters in general) because they feel like they're losing to them. They see men are enjoying it more than they're enjoying them and it gets under their skin.You see it with other things too, like more modest and traditional women, virgins, Asians, etc. Loads of women can't stand men having preferences like that. Wmoen on social media I must stress, I don't think the majority of women even care but there's a very vocal group of women whose lives are social media
eggmong loves his eggs
The britjeet is talking about his percentages again
>>225928850that's a goose you idiot
>>225928909scr
>>225928896egg
why does anyone care what this bald cunt has to say
aussies really start fumbling once the 69% thing gets brought up lol
>>225928872>>225928877Hmmm... Interesting...
>>225928922egg
in my head i'm say im so desperate i just want physical affection i'll even do somethiing a bti gay with a pretty guy but then i get to the gay sex parties and it's just not for me even after a load of drinks i just dont want men lol
>>225928917yeah i feel like you guys already had this exact conversation like 1 month ago.
Britjeet seething that his countrymen beg to be let into Australia
>>225928937ok
>>225928938I made a few shitposts and he's been mindraped ever since, sort of pity him, if I'm being honest
too many boring retards on right nownot interested
I like all nice people :)
How about it's Britjeet Macron
I remember watching The Wire a couple years back and was shocked to learn Idris Elba is British because of hood good his accent in the show is.
When I went to Australia I didn't even see a koala or actually a lot of the animals Australia is known for but I did see a kangaroo and a wombat as well as a bin chicken and lots of other cool birdsthey've also got normal animals like cows and that but they look like regular cows really
>>225928960Lot of future Timothy James Byrnes posting here though
>judge in America saying he *could* throw him in prison and be done with it and go from thereFounding Father Thomas Jefferson turning in his GRAVE right now. Out with the judge!
goodbye brit
>>225928973>bin chickenCor did you eat one or any of the other Chinese delicacies
>>225928979please don't do it, you have so much to live for
>>225928987Reckon they'd taste like bin juice
>>225928987yea we menulogged some dimmies
I mean Benjamin Franklin (don't like him though)Umm, Google AI says Jefferson wrote most of the declaration of independence
What theme should I choose for the next thread
rorke not getting his curried goat because they queue for the Jamaican stall was too long
>>225928999>handsomereaching
Nothing says "not autistic" to accusations of being a moron than spamming 50 images of the same green cartoon frog and getting upset when the joke fails to land
wonder when she'll stream again, couldn't watch her last stream, i was busy.
ErmLet me be frank,
>>225929027how about a red frog then
>>225929027Is that you FrogCollector69?You're pretending to be upset again, aren't you?
>>225929027you have been mindraped
I'm Chinese
>>225928999>using toddler as human shield
mindgaped
mindblacked
>staycwould you?
>>225929040It's me! How did you know?I'm just some stupid mindraped idiot, aren't I. Perhaps I should sockpuppet more often with my favourite dolls; that'll do the trick!
That nigga is angry
That's spaedos new gimmick filtered
Backhanded compliment to get girlfriend: find an anorexic rape victim and say you're too fat to get raped. They would start crying, which is a good thing if you want to make them your girlfriend (mentally ill women crying) if you gaslight them into knowing it's their fault they're crying or asking who made them cry
In the room where women come and go, talking of Michaelangelo
aussies be like: oi mate, chick out me Pokemon dick
>>225928971i'm watching oz and it's wild seeing eamonn walker after watching him play a poof in thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFlTZzefD-c
Oi mate, check out me pokemon dick
ok lads that's enoughlet's get back to the sewers
>>225929077What does this mean? Can anyone explain this weird piece of writing!Oh if only there were green cartoon frog images on this. That'd help me understand!
a lot of people don't know that but girls like "those funny cartoon frogs"
>>225928997
jamaicans be like: mr lovah lovah
So glad COVID out all the normies inside to fuck up 4chan and make graphics cards permanently more expensive... NOT
Not liking frog on 4chan?
>>225929101Just the typical boring babble uttered by a frogposter
>>225929102
>>225929107mr boom spastic
>>225929119yep
>>225929103If you weren't gay, and a guy put a black cock dildo over his cock and fucked you with it, does the dildo make it not gay or are you making it about gay blacked shit instead of not being gay
>>225929112Womfy!
Out on my morning incel walk
>>225929074least mentally ill incel
>>225929129i'm gay
Happy birthday Adolf Hitler
>>225929135Even the ducks think you're pathetic
My missus is a year older than me, is this a problematic age gap?
>>225929112its a quote from the love song of j alfred prufrock lolwhy he put a name on to do it idk
>>225929135I love swans but they hiss at me >>225929151she should be in jail
James Acaster is a fucking useless cunt
Finished watching cyberpunk season 2It's not bad, but season 1 is better
>>225929169>they hiss at meGood, I hope they castrate you
I'll stop the world and fart with poo
The roving flocks of scissor wielding swans scaring adult Bulgarian ex-cocaine addicts
my arse is open wide
>>225929144What amount of piss smells do you girls like
>>225929179thanks
>>225929204>my arse is open widecongrats on passing the british citizenship test!
going to chinatown on an incel walk and walking in on the triad killing a dude
Lovely day with my only friends (the ducks)But at least mummy loves me
He's doing it
Gonna clean my bedroom today aren't I
>>225929220Is this how you bypass filter settings, FrogCollector69?
yob tvayu mat
>>225929241good lad i need to do a hoover and pu thte washing on but not sure i can be bothered to do either today
Last night there was a very cute Vietnamese girl
yo cody pastor brian touched cregg's wiener he's a peddafile dude
It smells like poop.
>>225929242No, stop!You're embarrassing yourself on an online anonymous internet forum!
https://youtube.com/shorts/Nd7Dz2Amp3w Holy shit!
>>225929259God, you're right What will my online friends think of me now. Forsooth! I am verily much defeated. And after a night of heavy drinking too; forshame!
>>225929176girls love him
it is now time for egg
Just realised that Rorke isn't a patriot. If he was he would be interested in and partake in British pagan holidays and traditions.Instead he obsesses over some romanticised Americanised version of 50s Britain that didn't particularly exist
>>225929298we love her
>>225929301What do I do?
*exists*
>>225929316have egg
anyone do anything fun last night then
rorke gave up
London's East End produced no one finer.
>>225929328no, why would I do that?
>>225929322How?
>>225929135You're a Freemason.
>>225929308*stabs you and steals your wallet*
If rorke really is who he says he is, he'll post a selfie with a timestamp. But he won't, because he's scared.
>>225929308>British pagan holidays>"Samhain" is not even mentioned in a U.S. paper until the late 1890s, yet Halloween celebrated there since (at least) the 18th C. Halloween is exactly what it says: a mighty Medieval Christian festival of the dead & at the heart of Halloween ritual lies a huge & forgotten social fact of our Christian past: begging & alms-giving. The root of 'disguise'. We dress up not to avert evil or ward off the dead (later post-Reformation gothic accretions), but to beg food & alms from obligated elites. It is the 'modernising' actions of monastery dissolution & enclosure which isolate the elites, condemn vagrancy by Poor Law & kill Halloween. Some of the last, 'haunted' guisers in early modern lit are Lear, the Fool & Poor Tom—unaccommodated man, victim of the 'new' vagrancy laws. "Samhain" doesn't appear in Australian newspapers until the early 1900s. The Halloween/Samhain conflation due to Gaelic revivalists. Ahem*taps the sign*
nigga from england
>>225929328i went to watch clayface with a friend, it's a good movie, nothing groundbreaking but it's alright.
bossman forgot my poppadoms
And the young adult women who look like my anime cartoons? Please someone post them
>>225929361that'll be 32 quid plus white girl as tip, boss
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>225929328yeah i was at a party
>>225929135Swanberg
>>225929372That why you watch only anime?
>>225929377FONT
Inspect (Q)Search: #skellingtonDelete node.
>>225929372women watch anime too
mfers will see an anime character with a japanese name and call him white
I've had enough
sudo apt install opsec
>>225929328was so hungover I spent the evening just trying to stay still so my heart didn't explode
BOO
>>225929412Slut
am feel like crine
>>225929412Apoolonian
might get that big bottle of sake in my local chinese supermarket
love a sunday roast but hate all the prep, 3 hours in the kitchen for 20 minutes of enjoyment not on is it
Where nobody lives in America. All that green represents 0 population. We still have so much more room to grow as a country.
>The average British 5 year old is now shorter than the average 5 year old north Korean Something in the food
anime
HelloWorld("print")
>>225929445Bought some online ten years ago and when I was hungover literally started going blind. Wonder if it was the adulterant.
im sexy
>>225929451You are bug-like freaks.
>>225929383Italic
I will try to not sleep during this cycle of the vortex simulation.
>>225929361I ate that recently, it was good
need some vortex stimulation
Get the frog images posted!
I could never eat venison It's a little deer
>>225929536
>>225929460couldn't get a gf in year 2 because i was under 4 foot
>>225929566I'm AmericanI look like this, I do this
done one of those poos what hurts my bum i have
Germans love frogposting and I will say I am a fan of it
off the wanking this month, it's tradition, but back in my day it was no fap september
New>>225929616
>>225929617>tramp stamp>hapa>flat boobsholy grim