the animals?
taking to the robot about sex again
my life is becoming seriously grimim looking down the barrel of 30 and i dont see any realistic scenario where i have a meaningful relationship with someoneim a completely neurotic drone
>>225926759
talking
meeow
dubs and I make a Vegemite sanga
>>225927100this can all be changed lad, I managed it. Things like confidence and being sociable are things you can learn at any age
>>225927112
>>225927110*floofs you*
>>225927112rolling for you x
Mr bean. Funny
a toast! to Mr. Bean!!
>>225927080the blonde is fit
Need to jerk off
right so jannyman nuked the thread because of the mentally ill canadian?
>>225927154need help...? x
APOLOGIZE FOR DRESDEN
Why even nuke a threat at 250 posts just let it get to 300 bakaa
Sucking a black man's big bbc
>>225927168Yeah
>>225927176we have so much in common
>>225927144invisiberg
>>225927171Nights in white satin, never reaching the endLetters I've written, never meaning to sendBeauty I'd always missed with these eyes beforeJust what the truth is, I can't say anymore'Cause I love youYes, I love youOh, how I love you, oh
desperately need gay bf
I wish Hitler lived to see blacked
proto-gf says I look like josh brolin
just found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
proto-gf says I look like Rogan josh
Just found myself on a black man's willy
>>225927208*dips a naan into you*
Thinking about heading to Ukraine and joining the fight rather than killing myself. Thoughts?
>>225927191>>225927210can we go one thread? one fucking thread? is it possible?
>>225927230Not so long as I post here
One of the desires of many women is to gently/softly nibble a man's ears and neck.
>>225927239I thought that's what guys did to girls not the other way round
>>225927219why not
right well
>>225927264yes?
>>225927272just got out of bed, that's what I say when I decide to get out of bed
shitting in denny's
jerk your dogshit incel penis
>>225927333grow up
Jerk your dog penis
it looms
>>225927342toby im a dog :3
>>225927333my incel penis is actually quite large and aesthetic actually
5th november should be a bank holiday
i'm catlick
>>225927359>5th november should be a bank holidaymake holidays for people, not banks you schizos!
Any girls itt? I am looking for a girlfriend... Though you are right the literal aspect of foxes (in human form) did show up so I will probably find a girl in the next couple of days. There aren't any real foxes here (ok there is 1 but nvm they had to use a human this time ok?)
doing the funky unc shuffle
Zap to the extreme
>>225927381freak
>>225927381fomyeg you evil ghoul
you ever smoke a britbong?
What they repeat>Pedo, evil, ghoul, freak, ugly, BBC What I repeat >I'm handsome >I will find a gf :)
Warren Buffet hasn't had a drink of water in 55 years Thoughts on that
>>225927414i had a drink of water about 5 minutes ago and im sooo poor and retarded
>>225927152yes I think so
Joe Rogan is my mum
>>22592741448 years actually
If you have bad thoughts all day while sitting at your computer, then have you ever tried removing yourself from the computer room (and practise mindfulness)? If not because it's negative aura or spirit, but because the negative thoughts at the computer have started making the scene be associated with that- with the sitting at the computer this whole during these negative thoughts times which could now be "in the past" or the "old you" and that, being the least you could say/take, is all of that energy being in one place and makes it easier to remove it?
So are white british boys retards falling behind everyone else or not? I browse britbong reddit and there's at least once a week an article from the mainstream news there about white brit boys in the working class being at the bottom of the barrel.
>>225927219How about keeping it on /cum/? You fat Yankee doodle.
Two girls love each other having homosexual sex
>>225927437Morning mouse
>>225927430joe momma then
...with the sitting at the computer this whole time during these negative thoughts section of your life which could now be "in the past" or the "old you" ...>>225927437
>>225927436how is she not out of breath after like 2 secondsmaybe they really are physically superior to us
>>225927437I dissociated adequately for most of the past five years I spent sitting at my computer.
>>225927445Good morning I woke up and seething black people beamed BLACKED porn into my head before I even opened my fucking eyes either as continuing the thing from yesterday which now probably was to hurt me emotionally and with girls I used to love or because I said to someone that the moment you wake up people are trying to get into your mind, and they're also seething big time
>>225927465I love you
How about it's a band and it's called Thin Lizzohttps://vocaroo.com/15xmb6TOOJmO
>>225927465ktim
toby :3
https://youtu.be/ut8pV0U2j2U?si=5LLUPgd66maEdTfq&t=1684
>>225927474
any submissive man in this morning?
>>225927529hell yeah dude! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4HcyV_YnN4&t=122schuning in
>>225927545Yes but only for women
Hi :3
>>225927494haha
>>225927548Based
I am made in the baroque style.
Lil fox aspect fella / "daaaad go find a girlfriend so that you can make me"
Getting all scared thinking about halloween next year
>>225927555
What's the current status of DTFIC's shapeshifting stance on marijuana.I hear dude weed lmao once a week but he also says that it's killing you and a molecule is somehow robbing your brain of B vitamins.
>>225927581dont worry you have a long time to prepare
>>225927567Call me incel o algo but none of this shit would've been on my screen again (not get saying this, not freaks sperging out, not you posting it) if the 19th amendment never came through
I'm insane
I am a natural jet-setting élite of the soul.
>>225927546always love your recs x
lock her up
I am a natural jeet-setting élite of the soul.
https://youtube.com/shorts/yq4XPJ2y1fQImagine being inside Kyogres belly inside Kyogres belly inside Kyogres belly inside Kyogres belly inside Kyogres belly inside Kyogres belly
>>225927622bum arse
>>225927546cookbro is that you
>>225927622Dogfucking resort
Would
>>225927622
>>225927643A horse stole your bitch
>>225927620thanks lad, something about 90s house that really lifts my spirithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uILnE_XCtuk>>225927638yeah, whats up dude
might pencil in a shagging of my own arse later
>>225927659you're such a bro, seriously...i love you a lot
got the fraiche on
>>225927669this is one of the guys who bombed dresden
>>225927670hehe
>>225927693You are odd.You are a freak.You should stop posting here.
retarded and ugly and poor me
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZB7S0g8aI2M
>>225927659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtuMcByO6Ow
>>225927720sc
>>225927716ur beautiful to me
Rorkean pirouette. thankyouverymuch.
Still thinking about the retarded and drugged up titcow who's parents kicked her out and dumped her on me and I saw her in the same state at the shelter the next morning all these years later. I wish I'd taken advantage of her desu and nothing bad would've even happened if I did, except her getting raped by homeless guys in the night so she probably got a bunch of STDS
fosters, carling, carlsberg, john smiths, strongbow.
lol
Only tasks for today are to install a water butt on my downpipe and get a birthday present for my mate sent. Then I will chillax and read my book. Nice Sunday today I believe
>>225927736just a bit of text on your screen though aren't ireal life could be the cunt who gave you a wedgie in school
>>225927756Fomyeg
>>225927723This is literally one of my favorite tracks ever <3 You have great taste lad! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjj0vzTU_Y
>>225927762Water butt? What about her butt? EheSex sex... Seeeex
>>225927777Could be post of the day my horny little friend
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1793495256458636.jpgSexo titcow
why are my legs kicking so much despite having just taken a load of drugs?
>>225927777quads of buttsecks
>>225927772>just a bit of text on your screen though aren't ifortunately i cant read so i see a person behind every post
had ideas of having a wholesome night last night playing stardew valley and watching a spooky movieended up drinking a bottle of gin, sniffed some of the chemical jew and had an extremely dodgy wank to euro porn
eupha my wife who loves me
>>225927813>sniffed some of the chemical jew
>why are my legs kicking so much despite having just taken a load of drugs?No, Yankposter caffeine is not a leg shaking drug.
>>225927791Do the drugs give you free dopamine? Could be restless leg You could also be turning into a horse
I have a water butt but I haven't attached it to my drainpipe, I just have the lid open and let the rain fall in
no nut november is counter culture
Sex with Malfoid costume halloweeners (legal age)
>>225927830don't think you should drink drainpipe water anyway
caught myself doing the autism-bounce it’s so over
>>225927842his body, his choice
ViennaViennersWiennaWieners
M&S Foodhall
Today I might find a girlfriend but if it's Sunday I don't know about it and tomorrow is probably the day that I definitely find a girlfriend
HamburgHamburgers3:33
Yeah idk if I will find a girlfriend
>>225927813It's hard to do wholesome things when you're on your own. The siren call of degeneracy is too loud to ignore
my name is Jacques Clouseau and I would like to buy un amburger.
>>225927869Move to Southeast Asia and bring one back
>>225927820Did you get on the drugs last night as considered bulglad? I left before you made a decision
I will be 37 next month
>>225927901not true
>>225927901damn near 40
>>225927889>It's hard to do wholesome things when you're on your own.wrong, i often braid my pubes
>>225927830I fear if I do this then the butt will never get installed. Having purchased it yesterday I have a limited time in which to pull my finger out otherwise I'll lose interest and it will stay uninstalled forever
where is my bf why is he not posting
>>225927898https://youtube.com/shorts/pJ3WRzsBixc South Korean Jesus
>>225927912We can't all be as productive and mentally healthy as you though Hans
>>225927916haha finger in butt hehehehe
>>225927925i am no übermenschif i can do it so can youbraid away, little butterfly
might invest in some more coffee gear and become a full on coffee bro
>wholesomesome of the wholeevil newspeak word
in heaven with my girlfriend, my laughing girlfirend
>>225927919
>>225927919hellooo :)
>>225927900yeah, I haven't slept at all, it really sucks that it's dark and raining outside cause it would be nice to go for a walk in the sun
>>225927936Danke meine schmetterling
>>225927963
>>225927951hmm don't think that's you>>225927953he's not a filthy yankoid
>>225927956Hahaha oh no, what did you get up to? I must live vicariously as I have to stay away from the chems since I got veeeeerrrry close to ruining my life and the wife divorcing me due to my bad habits
What would sex with Derpy be like
>>225927823the fuck are you talking about in having kratom withdrawals dummy
You are so lonely that you pretend to be homosexual on an anonymous forum, and a thread meant mostly for men in other countries, so that the likelyhood of men from your community seeing you is minimized.
>>225927144Demon seat
>>225927826I'm having withdrawals for no good reason
a lot of frogs
>>225927985vivek von vagueposter
>>225927997frog board
>>225927997magnolia?
making a withdrawal from the _____ ____
>>225927995Kratom is a nasty one, always found it often had unsuspected side effects. Wasn't so bad with green but if I used red kratom it caused a ringing and loss of hearing in one ear. Nasty muck that stuff.
conductor we have a pogrom!conductor we have a pogrom!conductor we have a pogrom!conductor we have a pogrom!conductor we have a pogrom!
>>225928009Hoobes sex
>>225928009sperm bank
>>225928016don't know what that means>>225928017very good that's out number one answer
>>225928009spank bank
>>225928009nig__ arse shaking
>>225928011hmm I always take redmaybe your source was shittythis isn't a side effect, it's addiction, although I guess you can consider that a side effect if you wantit will happen if you take it consistently enough for long enough regardless of quality of course
>>225927981some coke and mdma and tiny bit of weed >since I got veeeeerrrry close to ruining my life and the wife divorcing me due to my bad habitsyeah one must be careful, I was in a same situation 5 years ago and that's why I stopped. but it was fun
hospital administrator is cheating
tea sucking limey
>>225928031Drugs is fun, glad you had a nice time hope you can sleep and the comedown is mild :)
Just got woken up by dogs barking. Two stupid fat women with two dogs each barking at each other.Honestly it should be legal to kick yapping dogs with steel toe cap boots and their owners should be sterilised
>>225928036I'll suck you in a minute if you're going to be rude (low moral)
>>225928036Apologise for Nanking
>>225928036Yeah g'day cob can I get a bento box and a pocari sweat, cheers boss
My name is John Thomas Bruce and I am from Banff, Alberta.
>>225927936>>225927956>>225927969>>225928003I strongly hate frogposting. It is just avatarposting for soft autistic people. Imageboards should have a range of images, not just frogs with various facial expressions. This just isn't good and I've noticed it's mainly non Brits who do it. You don't get many british frogposters yet almost every non-brit in /brit/ spams frogs
watching person in apartment across the street through their bathroom windowit's weirdwatching person in flat across the road through their toilet windowit's odd
>>225928050was he doing it in public?
Derpfucker
>>225928036I'm drinking coffee you bastardman
just emptied my bin
>>225928045they aren't giving birth to the dogs
>>225928053daddy said pocari sweat tastes like medicine but I think it's good and tastes like grapefruit
My name is Chandler FitzStablehand Manners and I am from Troon Knob, Mashpee, Massachusetts.
the holiday trumpet goes doot dootholiday time
>>225928060im sorry!!
geoconnections on some bullshit yet again
>>225927790we love her here
> strongly hate frogposting. It is just avatarposting for soft autistic people. Imageboards should have a range of images, not just frogs with various facial expressions. This just isn't good and I've noticed it's mainly non Brits who do it. You don't get many british frogposters yet almost every non-brit in /brit/ spams frogs
>>225928093
>>225928075They're runtish individuals Tbqh owning dogs in general is runtish and I hate dog owners in general
>>225928098Is she a porn?PLEASE tell me she got her tits out
>>225928041Yeah I had fun, this mdma was really good, I hadn't done that in 5 years probably. I took some 5HTP and it supposedly helps with the serotonin depletion but we will see, I don't see myself falling a sleep, best case scenario is I fall asleep around 8 and sleep till 6 so my schedule doesn't get fucked up, it would suck to fall asleep now and wake up at 9 desu...>>225928060I'm not autistic at all, I just like the frogs, I think its fun. I don't see what's the problem.
>>225928104ok
what's a good horror film to watch that's not supernatural
>>225928124Wake in Fright
>>225928060
>>225928124Twilight
>>225928128I already do that, but I asked what a good horror film is
>>225928124don't breathe
First it's not natural. Preferring "thick" girls means you are a HOMOSEXUAL (KYS). So called "thick" """women""" would have already been dead in any natural scenario, it's unhealthy and disgusting. You soycucks are only encouraging this trend by empowering fat WHALES!!! The older genereations knew that slim girls MOGZ but the LOW TEA FAGGOT GLOBASLIST NIGGER INBRED HOMOSEX OVERWEIGHT SOY RETARD INCELS FEDORA TIPPIN NECKBEARD REDDITORS VIRTUE SIGNALING COMMUNISTS FEMINISTIC PROPAGANDA JEW FREEMASON DEATHNICK LANDWHALE RED HAIRED MICROPENIS TRANSSEXUALS VEGAN BUGEATER NERDS COOMERS PORN ADDICT BRAINWASHED GOYSLOP ESTROGENIC KLEINFELTER LASER DEPILATION RECESSED HYPOGONADAL MOUTHBREATHERS NORWOODERS
>>225928142but then I'll die
October 31st is the anniversary of the foundation of the Wanking Men's College, in 1854.
>>225928124all films are supernatural
>>225928136Barbarian
>>225928109>I'm not autistic at all, I just like the frogs, I think its fun. I don't see what's the problemyou people spam them every single post you make. it's spam and avatarposting and childish and annoying and uncreative and outdated. you are not British and you are spamming our general with images of frogs to flirt with a gay autistic german who is spamming pictures of frogs to flirt with you. it shouldn't be possible to not see the problem actually
>>225928144you are having a menty b
>>225928144I fucking love fat girls and girls who aren't fat but have fat arses
Is that satire
>>225928151oh yeah that one looks good>>225928142not bad but seen it>>225928128added to the list
>>225928144got kicked out of a costa for saying this
I have a strong affection for irreverent and mischievous men
>>225928166>Is that satirei wouldnt know im not so good at detecting satire and/or sarcasm
>>225928155u r mean
>>225928144got kicked into a costa for saying this
>>225928167>>225928146Barbarian is fantastic. Justin Long's best performance
>>225928155Ok then filter me so you wont see the frogs, I'm not spamming anything. You are the autistic one for having such a fit about this nothing issue.
of course it starts coming down right after I light my cigarette bastards
shut up yank
el nino is going to cause me to quit smoking again I suppose
>>225928175>>225928179So you see what I mean about this being extremely soft and autistic? My theory is that the soft autistic continentals post here and use frogs as comfort blankets while the Brits who post here are autistic but harder, posting behind laughing bradders rather than crying frogs
mad that they did blackface in the mighty boosh
>>225928196i feel called outmaybe it's because you called me out
>>225928196That actually sums it up pretty well
>>225928204it's fine
Need to take dogberg out for a walk soonish. I love him and he love me
got called out in /brit/ today
>Although not a lot of graphic nudity is show, rape, father/daughter incest & inbreeding are strong themes in the film.>The evil entity is seen nude while running around. Breasts are fully exposed, simulating breastfeeding maliciously.>There is talk of rape and incest, not explicit, the only real nudity in this movie is barely visible breasts on the monster, but on explicit.could be passing the family watch test
did you get a lot of sweets last night?
>>225928219wait no if it's got a monster it's supernatural
does anyone have the apu with the mouse on his head x
Do NOT post the frogs on my website. It makes ME angry and YOU autistic!
>>225928205>>225928214webm posting begins now
>>225928219when i say "my life a movie" this is what i mean
>>225928231No, but I've got a reality check for youYou're autistic
>>225928231no
>>225928231
>>225928221zero, but I ate a pretty good chicken soup and a tripe soup at 7am
Not seen any mouse around here fren
>>225928245yay x
Stroking to ASMR https://www.reddit.com/r/EarLickingAsmr/comments/1tlz3r7/mewlies_22/
>>225928238ok
>>225928246>zeroyou misspelled herobecause you are my hero
>>225928243This news to me
be careful about the flirting german, germans are notorious poo people
>>225928265I bet it is
i like this image ok
what cheeky things have you lot done recently?
>>225928230many monsters are of this world
I'm wet now
>>225928273got wankered at a gay sex party on friday night but still failed to pull
>>225928269wrong(but true)
>>225928272chargin up
>>225928261lel, do you know me from /ck/?
>>225928273shoved a cheeky finger up my arse while having a wank yesterday
And the freaks are awake
>>225928273posting the frogs to rile up that one guy
>>225928275I don't think this one is OK!!
>>225928273stole some cutlery from a halloween party
>>225928286i know you from /med/ and i also ran into you on /pol/ once and we were the only ones who were wholesomeposting
>>225928291Yes mate, you're not autistic at all
giwtwm
>>225928298so how do you know I'm cookbro?
>>225928307dunno your posts always seem wholesome
>>225928303need that done to me bollocks
>>225928302oh yes I is
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
yeah its all the white middle class stealing chocolonely because of the bloody cost of living crisis
slept for 10 hours
>>225928328
>>225928316I mean that doesn't make much sense, maybe I posted some food on /pol/ or /med/
>starts coming it down KTIM when I'm taking zinc and see an attractive girl
>>225928343i seem to recognize you often i cannot tell you why
>>225928328not me. love them
>>225928238Good post
>>225928291corr cheeky one you are
>>225928341i slept like 4 hours, if that.went to bed at 1 am and woke up at 5, rolled around in bed for 30 or so minutes before giving up. Surprisingly the sun was already up when i looked outside.
>>225928335to be fair I am middle class and often steal luxuries to keep my big shop cost down a bit. I have actually stolen this choccie before (fits neatly in the back pocket)
New>>225928369
Yes mate, nothing screams widing someone up more than dumping your obsessively curated hard drive file of cartoon frog images as a 30 year old man
