>put his brightness down
bros... i always do this

>>225925521
this is too funny, actual funny woman wtf

>>225925521
lmfao she's a better baiter than most people here.

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>>225926614

>unreasonably scared to death of the smallest bugs and spiders
>passenger princess (this town is unwalkable and you're 25, grow up)
>regularly smokes weed
>uses tiktok too much
>believes some dumb conspiracy about birds or hellen keller (goes with the tiktok thing)
>letterboxd "comedian"
>has loud tiny dogs, or has a sad giant dog trapped in her small apartment
>husky in a hot climate
>romantasy or college romance are vast majority of her reading list
>or just doesn't read at all
>buys merch from buc-ees or similar places
>goes to raves often
>ignorant about the world, like confusing swiss with swedish, not knowing why taiwan exists, or where nigeria is. this is basic stuff and you can't convince me otherwise
>brand worshipper
>no hobbies besides bedrotting
>evangelical
>mormon (ex-mormon okay)
>say they listen to country but its hick-hop or country pop from the last 15 years
>wants to go to thailand, dubai, or a shitty caribbean cruise. worse if thats the only time she wants to leave the country
>all her tattoos are those doodles, like something from a ballpoint pen
>stans celebrities (very different from just being a fan)
>every fit is just hoodie + sweatpants, for every occasion
>wants to be a stay-at-home wife in this economy, but can't cook for shit and doesn't want to do anything either
>says "I'm just a girl" unironically
>needs a man to do basic home or car repair, both out of principle and because she just can't. either of those could have me just roll my eyes, but both is the ick

>>225925521
>woman
unconscionable, I'm out

>>225925521
maybe being single isn't so bad

>>225925521
>Have tattoos
>Be fat
>Moralfag over age gaps when both parties are over 18
>Have ugly hands, feet, nails or toenails
>Have a non zero body count
I think that's it

Penis smaller than mine, that's all

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actually i love ncel bait
but still
---> elon mus x.com <---

>>225926069
Based list