his name's darren
right wing libertarian beats left wing libertarian
screaming shitting pissing
>>225913272>>225913292lel, me after her saying "you're not like all the other racist guys"
i love ai
taking anonimity as a way that you can have any name or be anyone is NPC behaviour, the same NPC behaviour that takes "doing anything" as being a bootlicker
Nobody watches Hocus Pocus anymore
>>225913360most bulgarian girls dont like bulgarian men and are white only (sometimes they fuck turks if they have a big wallet)
>>225913361alri edgy contrarian
what Rorke looks like just before he stomps in a black niggas headwomen fucking him because hes hot all `niggas` dead
>>225913361i need to use ai to put my ex onto blacked.
>>225913394literally every family does.
The so called lads
>>225913398wow that's crazy
>>225913435right > middle > left
Hitler: 'oh mein gott zhat veiner schnitzel has given me ein gassen *BRAAAAAAP* mein intestines are doing ze blitzkreig on mein knackers'
>>225913435
right then that's an edgy cunt who will soon be banned for racism
Have any of you done urban ex in the UK?
changing my name to Ray Gapist
>>225913434How do you know? You stalking peoples' kids and watching what they do? Pedo
just done what i like to call a "high speed wank"
>>225913482because i talk to people at my job
>>225913497me? i cant do that. my cock is completely soft for most of it and only becomes hard half a minute before orgasm so about 20 mins in total.
>>225913463
>>225913454my name is karimdeet pradesh i have autism and this is my post
When I wank and get hard I'll build up and almost spaff but not really but after my cock goes soft even when I do actually spaff
>>225913521estrogen willy is it
>>225913544she's black only mate
we at /brit/ say " well done harry " !!
>>225913482why don't you have kids? or are you a pedo and can't do that?
>>225913555no, im white
>>225913567mad how my dad took my to football and had no consideration for my ears . i still remember the pain because the giant speakers at hampden were on the track right in front of the crowd
I'm Helen Keller
got the niggamortis on
Caturday
>>225913567more like fairy kane
>>225913567why's there two of him
>>225913647
she fucks dogs by the way
might write a book about 4chan.org/int/brtit
>>225913553I can cum in 20 seconds wanking. Maybe it's because I'm not having much sex and I never wank
I've been gangblacked
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793469394625414.mp4
>>225913662Cokeberg
>>225913632right so thats another usage of the n word outside of /b/. janny will be busy tonight
>>225913662goka gola
when i was at uni, halloween nights were always when girls went out in skimpy outfits and got shagged sillybrutal experience
>>225913639>look at instagram>it's in cyrillic and the owner looks like some arabhuh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1xxdgtWxmw
>>225913689Being born male in this period of history is genuinely tortureShould be legal to beat women
>>225913689What was the worst you witnessed?
>>225913676
we don't need Halloween anymore when there's already rapey foreigners everywhere
I'm breathing shallow and my tongue is dryBecome a shadow as my thoughts slip byLast one in the sunAnd still the first to see morning lightMy blue sky hooooomeThe miles alooooneI've fell and floooownMy blue sky hooooomeNobody is comingCould be my coffinIf i burned like a star, would you be my witness?CALL ME UUUUUUUUUUUP, I'VEGOT TO FEEEEEEEEL ALIVECALL ME UUUUUUUUUUUP, HIGHSET ME FREEEEEEEEEE TO FLYMY BLUE SKY HOOOOOME
>>225913679name of an album aka not racism
>>225913689the costumes ironically allow westerners to drop the
I'm in the rorke business
Got stinky farts and a Chinese on its way which will surely exacerbate the stinky fart situation
should I do drugs tonight maybe perhaps >>225913719she doesn't look like that
>>225913743tell it to the judge
>>225913713i mean the worst part was witnessing how fit they all looked with their tits outfew of my chad mates told me of how they got sucked off in the toilets by mutiple girls and it made me realise how i'm just not that guy
any good horror films on the 'flix lads?
>white girls (and for some reason blacks) inventing a new hairstyle during the sex position
right then that's someone declaring frivolous reports on a night when he knows janberg is out partying
>>225913811>anything you think of will become realityguess what im thinking of in this situation
>>225913827woah
my name is actually darren
h-hot
hello LADS how are WE doing this EVENING
need a movie movie gf
>>225913865miagine a huge horse cock flopping infront of you, Darren
>>225913866odd name for a scottish lass that
>>225913871watching filumsx
really boredmight drink
>>225913897nice which films “nigga”
>>225913911got zodiac on "NIGGA"
>>225913777>should I do drugs tonight maybe perhapswhich ones? I'm drinking n' doing shrooms again myself
>>225913902for me it’s drinking to stave off the hangover fear from last nights drinking
rorke cutting a hole through the bottom of the sweet bowl
the evening entertainment
love tammy so much
fuck my shit lonely life
>>225913971watching some clips of the pod since the news broke 2 weeks agogenuinely unwatchable bollocksthey even have a canned laughter track - for a PODCAST then I read it has a majority female audiencewhy do women have such EGREGIOUS taste
>>225913971do you really think that she would want someone like you rorke, you fucking goyim
>>225913893nobody has ever said she's scottish
cody graduated valedictorian
im on the Seacocks diet invented by the famous dietician and notorious homosexual Quincy Seacocks who would see cocks and then eat them
hey guys, just having a light pre lunch before the halloween candy feast starts
>>225913939haven't decided yet, maybe some snifferino, maybe some weed, maybe some mdma
>>225913939Halloween isn’t an appropriate time for shrooms imo
>>225913664
rorke peeking through the glory holeleftypol poking rorke in the eye
>>225913942i don't do thati drank on Wednesday though so putting myself through another hangover if i dojust feel like i should be doing something at least for halloween even if i have no mates
sexo
>>225913567Kane’s decision to leave Tottenham was a sound one for his football career. At the very least, he didn’t move to a rival club within the same league—a gesture that showed respect toward Tottenham fans. Son, however, currently finds himself in a very difficult situation. It has come to light that some of his younger teammates on the South Korean national team—who play for clubs like Atletico Madrid, Bayern Munich, and FC Porto—have been disregarding his leadership, leading to ongoing friction over the past few years. Because Son Heung-min has always treated his younger teammates with kindness rather than harshness, they haven’t felt intimidated by him—which, ironically, has caused him to lose his sense of authority. There was even footage captured by reporters' cameras showing Son’s younger teammates walking past him while ignoring him, which sparked a massive controversy. Son is too nice to be a strong captain.
>6pm>the younglings still are persisting with their infantile "fun"need these cunts in bed pronto
stolen some parma violets from the sweets bowl
Yes I'm getting drunkAlone
watching amateur ir
>>225914009the fact it is so wrong is what makes it so right
he is ET ok
There was a girl called Tamara when I was a kid and we used to call her Tarama which is a fish paste spread. Very mean, I saw her later in life and she was very hot.
>>225914047those are both men mate. bit gay
>>225914071alien “nigga” dog
every time I poo I get a sharp pain in my arsehole and then loads of blood
bizarre selection of drinks
>>225914011>Laura Juliet Kuenssberg (born 8 August 1976) is a Scottish journalist and television presenter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Kuenssberg
kids dont trick or treat anymore
Oh Michael Carrick...your TeamisRubbish !!
>>225914061right so you plan on just raping them. got ittoo cowardly to rape today just like you are with war too. oh well
>>225914053this is probably the last night im going out on halloween, some faggot first year uni student always starts trouble
>>225914071hes one of them gay dogs you can tell
>Starmer tells Dublin event Europe can no longer rely on US to 'bankroll' its defencehe's back
>>225914056vile vile sweets
>>225914058KTIM
only been on two dates so far with one girlive never found a girl to go out with againprobably will die alone since my sister freaked out when i asked her because her friends are 3 years younger than me
will go trick or treating dressed as a rapist
>>225914102Can tell this pic is 10+ years old because of the nicce top
>>225914106i walked past like 10 kids trick or treating about 5 minutes before making this post
ethan is a true king, he loves that hebrew quirk chungus pussy and gets what he wants
>name is laura cuntsberg>refuses to be a cunt to the tory government letting them destroy the country with austerity
>>225914155bizarre lie
>>225914140bizarre and hurtful lie
>>225914104>born in italy>to a jew>has an english accentnever once have i thought she was scottish weird asf
hoorting
brother at a partysister out with her palsme in my bedroom
>>225914152they didn’t have buzzballs 10 years ago
everything's more enjoyable when you're drunk
couple lie detectors in tonight
>>225914198
>>225914190you can leave the bedroom at any time mate
>>225914190why didn't you go with your brother or sister? I used to take my bro when he was a teenager
>>225914212don't tell me what to do
>>225914208Me want beer
>>225914172one of them had this costumewould i lie about that huh
>>225914189
>>225914198depends what level it is. after a point you just feel sick and then you sober up from vomiting up the alcohol defeating the purpose
been stuck in my bedroom so long that when I die i'll be one of those bound spirits
>>225914186raised in scotland so she is scottish, this a core aspect of scottish nationalism
> KSI with his girlfriend at Hyrox Dr Umar get his ass!
>>225914216You're a rare good brother. Most older brother are cunts in my experience. My older brothers would rather die than take me anywhere or be associated in any way with me.
I want to oppress people
>>225914229don’t leave it then you mong
>>225914238i also just saw a kid wearing one of thesehow mad would it be if we both lived in the same little village
>>225914254ah right thank you anglo-saxon for defining my race i will be sure to consult you on fuck all more
a skeleton, ack!
>>225914238should make this but make the alien an old nonce with his trousers down
>>225914261why is he censoring her face? is she embarrassed to be seen with a washed up youtuber?
>>225914242you blind
>>225914275imagine haha x
>>225914276>my racebit racist
>>225914264wtf, why? don't you have a good relationship?
Scottish niggas when a Syrian: "just as scottish as you and me fae somewhere ay"Scottish niggas when an English "thats no scottish thats anglish"
High Street, Cheadle, 1972
>>225914250You're not supposed to vomit mate. Few pints on the verge of being totally bladdered is ideal
>>225914323This is false
>>225914296i dont understand what it isit looks like its from some kind of language learning website
>>225914212I’ve left the bedroom multiple times today, I don’t know what your point is.>>225914216Because why would they want me tagging along? I’m not the same age as them we are different people entirely they are both low inhib, I’m the opposite
>>225914108Oh Eddie Howe...your TeamisRubbish !!
needless to say i've got all the lights off and i won't be answering the door
>>225914261
What is /brit/? It's the No Chance Saloon. It's Bedrock Bar, The End of the Line Café. Don't you notice the beautiful calm in the atmosphere? That's because it's the last harbour. No one here has to worry about where they're going next, because there is no farther they can go.
Oh Rorke...your WillyisRubbish !!
>>225914291Probably because he’s mega famous and she doesn’t want all the attention
Brit boys rock the house!
>>225914326but being drunk lowers inhibition for taking more pints
>>225914356Why is she with a "nigga"
>>225914338>I’m not the same age as themdo people of different ages hang out only with the same age group in the uk?
>>225914358gp (good prose)
>>225914380No idea m8
>>225914389yes the uk is very draconianif you don't fit the standard tough shit
>>225914380because he's a multimillionaire and she's braindead
>>225914261ICE CHIMP SPOTTED
feel like shit
>>225914403>>225914415Does he have big willy
hhhhhnmmmmmm yes i would like to do some mandy but i know the comedown would comatose me for 3 days straight
>>225914356
lmfao the most funny post he's made
>>225914443ktim after my weekly bender
>>225914444
>>225914332it isnt ive been there
>>225914441no, virtually no willies above 7" have been found
at least with a millionaire nigga bf you'll be less likely to be the victim of domestic violence than with a regular nigga
olise slaying in that JJK drip
>>225914456Do you think Charlie downes is sitting on Rupert’s lap as he types these tweets out on ruperts account?
>>225914456sccccc
>>225914456he's gone mental
>>225914491don’t think any amount of money domesticates a “nigga”
>>225914498*dead pan stares*yes...*stares in silence until interviewer walks away*
>>225914491nfl players making millions per annum still beat their gfs "nigga"
>>225914456Fucking right. You tell em Rupes
>>225914491
>>225914413That's unfortunate. Here there was always someone with an older brother or cousin or a sister and they would sneak us into parties or whatever. Theres a bar/concert club I used to go to where people from 18 to 50 would hang around with each other.
>>225914520scr
Family oriented events are depressing when you have no friends or family
>>225914456i thought he was compromised but maybe not
how do i close pandoras box?
>>225914563what have you done today to get a gf?
>>225914563
>>225914563doing anything without a girlfriend is humiliatinggoing to dinner at christmasgoing to a club or pubgoing to a church (hello i am incel chud maximus and wish to partake in your church)
>>225914577its not actually him he has no idea what goes on with his twitter account
>>225914456legendary chudout
flocks of birds and critters and deers and such gathered around me today to plead “who will take care of us when the “niggas” have replaced you?”
>>225914635yeah tbf i can't imagine an old bugger saying "anti-white bullshit"
>>225914589BRAD BRAD
Rorkes costume not going down too well
>um no i havent seen poo seal
>>225914535high functioning autist life
at least compress your ai slop before samefagging thanks ok
fucking mental and i mean genuinely mental that some of you go about day to day life without using some kind of substance
>>225914701rooooooooooooooooooooooorke
>>225914701you have to admit going out in full uniform swastika and all is a bit much
>>225914701I've seen this only one time here years ago
>>225914711i just replied i didnt make the image ok
>>225914701me minding my own beeswax
>>225914715will be mental with supply collapses next weekmillions with no access to alcohol etc
>>225914723you know that `nigga` didn't just buy that for halloween
>>225914701>orange cat earsI’m gonna cum she’s so fit
>>225914715I've never drank or smoked in my lifeI used to drink energy drinks but I don't anymore
so many sad brown people on x trying to de-nude white celebrities with AI
>>225914715now being sober is like being on drugs
>>225914701remember when prince harry did this
need a gf to tie me up
>>225914723Fucking woke cunt
>>225914774she is evil ok
>>225914754generational ktim
>>225914770had to marry a black as an apology
meanwhile if you go out as Stalin or Mao nobody would give a fuck peculiar
>>225914701>oi rorke you can't be racist you need to support me fucking black guys
what if he dressed up as voldemort
>>225914774this except she needs to wearing latex
>>225914793no one but internet brained tankies would know who those are
Why's Tom Riddle called Tom Riddle?That's the riddle
>>225914723no i dont because i was born after 2000 so all the ww2 cunts were dead
>>225914798
>>225914793nobody would care if he went as a caricature of hitlerthe historically accurate SS officer uniform however...
>>225914701she doesn't even know why she's angry she just knows she needs to be angry when she sees a swastika
So women going out in lingerie for Halloween is cool but I can’t wear my Hitler costume? Woke nonsense
what the fuck
>nobody would know who stalin is
>>225914869women were lingerie for chadyou wear nazi clothing for fellow chudschads beat chuds
>>225914857what would a caricature of Hitler look like?also I think you are wrong
put on my regular clothes and realised i accidentally dressed up like goebbels?
today's the last non-freezing day of the year I'm afraid ladsfrom tomorrow onwards you'll have icicles on your testicles
nth for the baddiedem
>>225914880ok i will watch it
i've got my gay porn trainers on
>>225914885if you dressed up like stalin i genuinely don’t believe most normies would see that
>>225914909
what age is too old to dress up as Hitler for Halloween
you lads doing an all-nighter on tuesday night then?
>>225914715can't risk addiction me
>>225914950why
>>225914950Why would I?
>>225914950why what's happening
>>225914948people frown on it past 80 cause then it looks like you were a contemporary of his
>>225914774mhmm
>>225914941pipe, moustache and communist imagery and most people would hazard a guess of 'stalin'
to be clear, whoever is an enemy of America is a friend of mine
>>225914950yeah you?
*enters brit*
"nth for the baddiedem" I scream as my mother waits on hold to 111 for the 40th minute, attempting to have me sectioned"nth for the baddiedem, nth for the baddiedem, nth for the BADDIEDEM!" I cry. But it falls on deaf ears
remember house of the dead
>>225914969always so fucking jarring seeing this video, went to school with her
halloween 2013 was the last time i saw a lady's bare breasts in real life. it was in the men's toilets at the student union.
Oh god yes yesss I am pooing
>>225914261has he ever had a black gf
>>225914971>>225914974>>225914976uh you knowthe big olelection thing >>225914994I am regrettably employed
>>225914991first heil hitler bbc
anyone else proper fucking hate normies?
>>225914991nah wtf i was going to post thismental it had half a million likesgen-z has been completely cucked and goons to bbc
>>225914985reckon if you told them they’d respond with “ah yeeah okay now i see it”, but most would not recognise it methinks
>welcome to the debate
>>225915001yea i loved it and had it on wii too
>>225915016don't think any black celeb has being a black woman must genuinely be horrible if we're being honest desu
saw a fit girl earlier dressed as ash ketchum with nice boobs
>>225915018no i don't know
>>225915018foy
>>225915035four eyed freak
>>225914900like wearing a fake moustache and doing your hairthe equivalent to the SS costume would be like an NKVD or red guard costume, but likely nobody would recognize those in the first place
>>225914980world war two ended 81 years ago though so people in their 80s would be too young to have fought. Hitler would be 137 if he was on the go today.
DUDEDID YOU SEE THE WAY HE KICKED THAT BALL?YOU NEVAAAA WALK ALOOONEEE!!!!PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY WHILST MY LOCAL CHURCH FALLS INTO DISREPAIR!! I LOVE BREAD AND AND I LOVE CIRCUSES!
>>225915006saw a lass I went to school with posted on /brit/ a few year ago. when anons would post the daily mail night out slags, I was shook
Right the lonely porn addicts spamming their nsfw content are they?Can't wank in peace but need to expose everyone else to their grim fetishesThrow them all in the biofuel furnace I say
>>225915035that's a fat pussy
>>225915044oh yes Konstantin Kisin my favourite englishman here to tell me civic nationalism is actually BASED
>>225915086just looked in the mirror did you
>>225915044Konstantin Kisinguys
>>225914997pete doherty on his way to get some heroin and/or breakfast
>>225915082church is circuses you utter MONG
more like Konstantin Kissin my ass
>>225915083it's mental
>>225915044Three retards
>>225915082You don’t get to talk.This >>225914991 is your culture. You ruined the world, /brit/ supports Iran
>>225915096no, im 5ft11 11st11
>>225915105will the class war save me from hell
oooh i didn’t have a job and now i have a job but i got the sack oohh ooohhh because i’m shy and so i read keats and yeats oooooohh now i’m poor and sad ooo
>>225915152
>>225915105grow up little boy
>>225915154>>225915154>>225915154>>225915154
>>225915105why's it so BORING then
>>225915052Idris Elba's wife is black
>>225915125Just looked it up and apparently he spent the last week hiring a bunch of escorts/"models" to make dozens of random thirst trap videos, and half them are "AI Generated" For what its worth his name is Antonio Brown and he's known for being retarded and he's probably going broke
