promenade en Paris editionold >>225891768
ello ladsspeaking of vamps in the last bred, anyone here watch this alfabusa guy? >https://www.youtube.com/@alfabusaI liked a lot of his masquerade hunter stuff but I feel like they kinda lost the plot >>225906989turn on the stove on this nigga's dime
>>225907315>turn on the stove on this nigga's dimeI texted him and he turned it on againhe's just afraid I'm wasting gas, but I'm not. Basement flat just requires a bit more heating bc the earth beneath is way worse for insulation
>>225907212ebin OP btw
>>225907381does he decide when the heat goes on and off? what kind of dystopian bullshit is this?
>>225907426they live above me and there is central heating in the house, they set it automatically so it goes off at night I think from midnight to 6 AM and now apparently they turn it off manually when it's a somewhat warm day too. I understand them, there are plenty renters who won't give a fuck if they don't pay heating separately (it's included in a generic price in my contract), but I'm responsible so I should have it available whenever I deem it necessary. It's fine, I can talk with them.
Repost.
>>225907315don't watch him but speaking of Hunterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epTufzrkmzkI really hope this is good
>>225907419my favorite old photo btw>Standing, from left to right: King Haakon VII of Norway, Tsar Ferdinand of the Bulgarians, King Manuel II of Portugal and the Algarve, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and Prussia, King George I of the Hellenes and King Albert I of the Belgians.>Seated, from left to right: King Alfonso XIII of Spain, King George V of the United Kingdom, and King Frederick VIII of Denmark.less than 5 years after this pic, their countries will be battling in the first world war and they'd be enemies
>>225907497meh, just some richfags desualthough it is an interesting photothis one is cool to me, but idk what would be my favorite
>>225907497WW1 was such a pointless shitshowan actual bloodbath that solved absolutely nothing and made problems 10 times worse
>>225907480This is some human rights shit.
>>225907562Because Austria wanted so bad TimmylandCrazy stuff.
>>225907552I couldn't speak ill of King George the Firstlad came here a Danish prince and became Greek to the heart, enlarging and reorganizing a war torn country. And then he was shot in 1912 and his successors were pure shit>>225907562at some point I wanna the zone rouge in France to exactly understand with my own two eyes how horrible that war isNo book can help you get it if you don't see the scale of events happening there
>>225907562well well wellit did change things and the resident Polish poster would disagree for example, it meant a lot for eastern-central European nationsalso it was kind of the ejaculation of nationalist militarism after decades of blue balled edging to put it in Magyar language>>225907570well it is but as long as it's fine when I text them I don't mind too muchhe should let me do it myself though, I've been living there for 2,5 years now and they know I'm responsible>>225907586for the major powers it wasn't primarily about territory thougheverbeitit was more a concern for them that Serbia would destabilize their own territory>>225907600yes I was generalizing ofc, but Wilhelm II or Nicholas II certainly weren't the most competent rulers for example
>>225907650>for the major powers it wasn't primarily about territory thougheverbeitOf course, it was about germany bloodlust too
>>225907680you wouldn't get it
>>225907650>but Wilhelm II or Nicholas II certainly weren't the most competent rulers for exampletrue, though in retrospective though i believe both the German and Russian people would chose them over what came next (and still defines their lives until the present day)
>>225907680>>225907715fuck
>>225907731well the centrist/social democrat governments of Weimar Germany were definitely better than what came before imo, they just had way worse cards to play with and harder circumstances to cope with so they are remembered less fondlyfor the USSR I guess I would agree, pre WW1 it was pretty authoritarian but the Lenin and Stalin era were even worse for people I guess.
>>225907791well, bad decisions brought this resultBut they all started by the initial crown of the jewel bad decision: the German Imperial gov paying for Lenin's trip to Leningrad so they'd sow discord to the struggling Russianstalk about the epitome of butterfly effect
>>225907485Hell III probably doesn't fit much, given it is more depressing than anything.
Alright my fellow gaymersSeems like this year the last day I'll be working will be 23 december, and the first day I'll work next year will be 11 januaryThat is still subject to change to but that seems the most likely
>>225907650would he though?sure the end of the war and the miracle on the Vistula bought them 19 years of relative freedom, but it also sowed the seeds of 50 years of polish slavery and oppression
If I could get lots of shit done quick, for which maybe I'll work in late as in until 9 PM on some days, then I could start earlier on the 18th of december instead of on the 23rd
>>225908151you will take holidays, and you will like it
currently devouring tuna pasta salad
>>225907929afaik Bolsheviks were a significant faction in Russia before that point already, I'm not sure how much weight that decision really had.>>225908167pretty sure yesI think most Poles hold the outcome of WW1 for Poland in good regardthat what came later was even worse doesn't change that imo
>>2259081803 hours gymcel sesh followed by 2 hours of goon sesh followed by 11 hours of vidya seshfucking peak mane
>>225907939Or maybe it does.
>This episode includes discussion of disturbing events, including sexual abuse and violence. It also contains racist language.>If you feel distressed by the references in this story, please speak to a health professional, or an organisation that offers supportwhy are bongistanis like this also apparently catnigga can't legally watch facesitting porn anymore cuz he can face up to 2 years in prison for it
>>225908857wait if the UK now bans face riding, will they ban The Blood of Dawnwalker?if you go down the vampire romance route the Egyptian vampire lady rides Coen's face with her pussy, that's highly illegal in bongstan I hear
>>225908857What’s an unenforceable law for 500€, Magyar?
>>225908903>Egyptian vampire lady with her pussy>(((Coen)))'s faceIdeal magyarcel weekend plans o algo>will they ban The Blood of Dawnwalker?Yes and also bg3 fr I wonder if I should cop that game someday tho.
>>225909977Why is the human shaking his hand with a monkey ?
>>225909977
Lost some frustrating Crash Bash games
>>225910190ill join you later if youre freein bed right now napping
>>225910233>nappingyou are awake thoughbeitevernapping means you are sleepingnini muah type of shit
>>225910233I'll probably playn some GTA now
>>225910263keki am in the process of a nap attemptmuah nap nap>>225910272have fun
Saw some kids ringing at doors, I unplugged the intercom
>>225910498rude grinch
>>225910535I don't have candies and I don't want social interactions with them
>>225907650>krauts were still allowed to keep all of that and still chimped out
Will watch House of Wax tonight
>>225907212Where is the spooky Halloween edition? Where is it?
>>225911387Right here
>>225911387>if you want something done right, do it yourselfSadly I expected someone to do a better job
>>225911460Allow me to search for it with my exploratory spiked bat.>>225911517Maybe a little friendly punching will move their asses.
>>225911727*create a good edish*still got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
>>225911517>>225911727I was sleeping :(
>>225912178Was half expecting the pants to rip open right before she sat, now that would be something.>>225912186:(
>>225912186
Took a solid 3 hour napparino after my giant meal. Feels good man.
Had some games ready to be played this day. Instead I’m playing Castlevania.Didn’t even play Diablo this year, I blame the demiurge ou algo.
>>225912279the real horror
>>225907212G'd evening GENTS How are you enjoyong this haloween? I just came back from a cosplay fest I went to with my sis and some of my friends (I was the Punisher).
>>225912737Lmao
>>225912178are you trying to get catman arrested? >>225912757imma go see a play with my mum
>>225912757Being slightly sick.>>225912958No no.
https://www.jetpunk.com/daily-trivia7/10 fumbled at the end with 3 wrong answers in a row
>>225913031stupid Churchil question fucked me over.
Watched the movie Mar Adentro by Alejandro AmenábarIt's based on the life of Ramón Sampedro, a galician man who suffered for decades, may he rest in peace,It felt a bit slow but honestly it's worth watching.
nap completeno one cared about the funny pic i posted award
>people are trick or treating in their carsStereotypically Maltese and more American than Americans.
>>225915131>funnynothing funny about that one chefglad to hear you had a comfy nap thoI think I'll make dinner now then later play some vidya then read manga in bed
>>225915226Are Maltese Mormons too?
>>225915600wdym its funny because i said soim just gonna chill and see if kids come before i eat the candy
>>225915805>kids comeAre you folx so cucked in goymany that kids go trick or treating?
>>225916021sometimes, in my time here it happens randomlyi always feel bad when they come and i have nothing so i just prepare to avoid feeling bad
>>225916045>sometimesgrim
>>225916084what's the issue? let the kids have fun and go out man
I'm watching this live here in SP: ¡Viva España!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zodHvHl92U0
>>225916094>what's the issue?It insists upon itselffurther discussion is not required if you do not inherently get the issue with it
IT BEGAN IN AFRICACA CA CA CACA CA CACA CACA
>>225916339absolutely grim that outside generals every thread is racebait
Forza Inter
>>225916560i get your issue, americanization and whatnotbut i mean everything is americanized everywhere, look around you manhalloween is atleast fun and joyful>>225916618both are british flags
>>225916622Made a meme parlay with Inter winning but some ligue 2 game will fuck me up, sad!was right on roma - tottenham - bologna
>>225915766There's a lot of Morons here, yes.
>>225916809There are*
>>225916661>americanized everywhere, look around youThe city, sure.Where I live, not really. Though it is slowly starting to go in that direction. It is disgusting and TGD would fix this.
why do people just insta leave
>>225916882Dunno maybe the tank game isn't very popular
>>225916809Eh.
>>225916900my teammate doesnt know we're a team
>>225917107Can you hit each other in team mode ?
>>225917146yeah
wish it would stop matching me with people playing from the moon man
>>225917226sent that freak flying
>>225917263Maybe there are limits too it desu>>225917281I probably just jinxed Milan now
Didn't win the same contest that I won last year, but I did come runner up and won $100. Gonna donate the money to cats (I like cats). Winning story was good, but my favourite was another runner up which absolutely prosemogged me.>>225916882>>225917107Is this basically Bomberman but Crash Bandicoot?
An increase in sale of latex for All Hallows' Eve.
am back from the play, it was not good.but one of the actresses was cute, stage actresses are cute and I love them
>>225917574it's mario party more likeexcept fun
>>225917574Nice.Don't have much other than that to say. Well done Catnigga.
>>225917574Congratulations Catnigga, impressive consistency
>>225917574Congrats Chat Nègre, you deserve it! Glad to see that your talent is justly rewarded. Lotsa shrimps for catters.
>>225917574Based.
>>225917574Sad that I’ll never taste the deliciousness of your prose with my own eyes.
>>225917574Not enough sick fetishesyou know what to do
>>225917636I have never played Mario Party, so my brain went straight to Bomberman. Now that I've googled it, your comparison seems apt.>>225917695>>225917708>>225917799>>225917817>>225917825Obrigado. There were 50% more entries compared to last year so there was some stiff competition, and every story that placed was excellent. I will hone my craft and try harder next year.
>>225917574congrats catman!I wish I could read what you submitted without it doxxing you
>>225917962Where was this, so I can feast my eyes on the entries?
>>225917885>Not enough sick fetishesI'm breaking out the anal vore next time.>>225917996>>225918159As much as I love my /med/ren, I don't want any of you to read my niche fetish fap fantasy stories. These are between me, my ISP and Jesus.
>>225910116>all black with eye slitlooks like a cross between jihadi john and a weeb fr fr :skull:
>>225917574With so many references to fetishes in your writing by other /med/ders, I do have to ponder if you joined a kinky writing contest or just a regular one.
>>225917574good one gato negro>Gonna donate the money to cats (I like cats)you can tell he's a real writer because he immediately gives his protagonist(himself) a clear character motivation, an essential step in a good character arc ou algotruly the feline's "writer brain" never shuts off
>>225917962>stiff competitionI bet it was.
Has anyone in /med/ read The Witcher novels? I just finished reading Thrice-Bound Fool by Buehlmann and I'm looking for a new fantasy series to dip into. Only read like half of one before.>>225918445It was a kinky writing competition. All I want to write is kinky stuff.>>225918549I always donate my winnings because it feels weird taking money for writing stuff, like it's a bit unearned. Might have something to do with the fact that I never buy or pay for books, I just pirate them.But all that matters is some vet wagie is going down to the store to buy 15lbs of frozen shrimp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYxIlKiqh38'emmie
>>225919154Read book of the new sun instead
>>225919154>all I want to write is kinky stuffI find the market to be extremely lacking in kinky fiction targeted to males. Everything seems to be for women or troons and every text is at the least cringeworthy and at most absolutely bad and insulting.This makes me extremely sad because I do love to read some kinky stuff, sometimes it’s way better than porn because you can simply imagine the setting and action and it makes your brain matter really work (to increase blood flow to your lower body).I still remember the biggest hard on I had in my young years when I discovered how my penis worked, it was reading a short story in a book about sexuality my parents had (hidden, found by me). It was extremely vanilla, a young couple on vacations that after a good day of activities went to sleep, and the warm weather and the slight breeze running through their skin made them stick closer together while they were asleep, and it made their subconscious minds tick all the boxes and wake them up to a glorious sex session (with a bunch of biology stuff explaining some bodily effects in the mix).
Good night, sisters.>>225919242Still haven't played since my first sesh last week fr.Apart from watching the movie I mentioned and doing some quick cleaning that didn't take me more than like 45 mins I completely wasted the rest of my day.
no kids came this year i am very saddened
>>225920229You'll have to wait for the eid
Now that I think about it, parents had a couple of “hidden” books about sex education and it was glorious once I found them. Especially the comic about all the stages of sexuality in life (it had a long tirade shitting on Freud), because the drawings were absolutely delicious for my nubile young mind.
Probably made a number on my mind, like a videogame Easter egg unlocked or something.
>>225920320hahi wish i could feed kids candy like i feed crows peanuts in my balcony
>>225919154so you don't read? (kindle isn't reading chud)
>>225914884Galician existence can't stop influencing Spain
>>225920528Positively.
my favorite spanish movie is the platform
>>225919750You know what? I think I will.Your sugar is mine.>>225920004>I find the market to be extremely lacking in kinky fiction targeted to males. Everything seems to be for women or troons and every text is at the least cringeworthy and at most absolutely bad and insulting.It's no surprise, women are troons are like 95% of smut readers. Romantasy in particular is like 99% female. Even in this fetish, women are way over-represented as writers compared to how many in general have the fetish. Women just want to read and write smut more than men do.>I still remember the biggest hard on I had in my young years when I discovered how my penis worked, it was reading a short story in a book about sexuality my parents had (hidden, found by me)Son found the smut drawer. Thank God it wasn't anything freaky, otherwise you would have had some very unwanted insights into your parents' predilections.>>225920473I read pdfs on my PC downloaded straight from oceanofpdf. If that's not reading, then I'm an illiterate peasant, because I refuse to spend money on books.
>>225921211I like to think my parents are extremely vanilla and it it their son that is an absolute degenerate, further curated by a certain Portuguese female. It helps me sleep better at night.
perils of the warp
i am now the reverse of doxxed, everyone irl knows of my online activity. over.
>>225922556How so?
>>225922310
Ayo /med/! I missed posting here for Halloween but I hope everyone had a great, fun day today. I got a bit sad today, and some bad/sad things happened to my bf with his friends, but some back massages, hawk tuah and ear cleaning and we're both in a good mood again!>>225917574Holy shit congratulations Catnegro!!! Not only you got second place in a writing competition but you're donating the money to some kitties? I will pray to the Lord a cute portuguese wife is brought to your doorstep with the intentions of sex + smelling as pronto as possible. Plus damn, I already enjoy thoroughly your posts 'cause each one is like a mini story on their own. I hope someday I manage to find any book or story you write, even if I don't know it's yours.>>225919154>It was a kinky writing competition. All I want to write is kinky stuff.I hope the women into kinky millenial novels come running at you demanding you for more sex scenes in graphic detail with vampire CEOs.>>225922556Do they know about us? I mean, I'd be more embarassed at anyone I know IRL knowing about the extensive health details of Magyarino's penis and his semen adventures. I mean sadly my bf knows 'cause every now and then he lurks here and I tell him "oh look Magyar posted about his gooning sesh again lol"
>>225923196no clue, got it from /brit/
>>225922656>>225923218everyone knows about xher (4channoid person) and they are teasing me about dating xher, which i am not doing. also, when they ask me how we met i have nothing to tell them because i am not going to say we met through the chinz, obviously.
>>225923916Wait... How famous are we talking? I have an idea of who you could be referring to but... But is it C? Is she from Spain? I thought this one person was from the US. Still, eh, if you're ashamed of going out with someone perhaps the healthier thing for both of you is not hanging out, idk. Between the fact you're maybe giving yourself a bad impression to people who know you and the other person feeling bad 'cause they can notice you don't feel comfortable seen with them, I'd just... Tell them directly, I guess.But I can't tell you what to do, I'm just saying I like to keep it 100% real. To avoid issues with people.
>>225924029xhe is not famous, just some random 4channoid. are you thinking of chicken or however that "person" is called? it's not xher.it only bothers me because i might now be known as the chaser, despite not being one. also, it's also annoying because i try to keep my internet personas separate from my irl one, but this time i couldn't do it. however, i'm going to keep hanging out with this person because xhe is kinda cool and not a normgoy like the rest of the people i know.
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