read more books edish
Make willy wanking illegal
this is "the new" because it was posted one second earlier
>>225903858isnt this my chemical romance
>>225903867sadly made by a yank
>>225903858>Mcan i get that in 3XL please
GET BACK UPSTAIRS MISSYYOU AIN'T GOING TO NO PARTY DRESSED LIKE THAT
Watching scat porn and doing pongy farts to increase my immersion.
women love gay porn
>>225903875how was she dressed thothe people need to know
turning my life around at 36 years young and finding my first girlfriend to have a house and children with
>>225903872
Liking fireworks is the lowest form of IQ >ohhhh colours in sky and bang sound ohhh
posted yesterday but everybody ignored me, quite rudely I must sayjust wanted to post these photos of British SBS(?) commandos deploying from a German Type 212A submarinea simple 'based' or 'cool' should suffice as recognition of my diplomatic post
well this is itthe worst day of the year for us fraidey cats
Lessons in how to deal with women.1. If you're a virgin, never, ever tell her you are.2. Treat everything she says as a lie.3. They are heartless manipulators. Everything they do is a test and a trick to bait you.4. Never trust them, ever.5. They cannot be trusted to maintain deadlines.6. They will mock you behind your back.7. Never do anything nice for them, there is literally no point. Do not offer them a seat on a train or hold doors open for them.8. If they work in a shop or store or whatever, just be blunt to them.9. Realise that they have no conception of honour.10. Treat them with no respect.
he's back and he's better than ever
>>225903904there was no American war of independencethere is no "independence day" on 4th Julyyou are still British and living under the rule of the British Crown
watching ass mothering bbw face sitting butt drop trampling fantasy choking fantasy play
>>225903905me unironically and I went to Durham University
Andy Burnham in the running for "most pointless political gesture of the year" award
>>225903903you're still in the first bloom of youth, you've got plenty of time
>>225903904now search for posts saying 'dogshit yank early new'
kojima-san...i kneel
unhappy
>>225903927that means it's an easy win . very smart political move
>>225903927>sorry about that stuff 250 years ago
>>225903893LIKE A WHORELIKE A LITTLE FUCKING WHORE, OH IF ONLY HER MOTHER WERE ALIVE TO SEE HER NOW
>>225903907stepped outside earlier and it was thronging with a veritable slew of ghouls, goblins and creatures most foulwent to the big asda you see
First for le new threadingtonBeat you all to the first spotHehe
>>22590390811. Remember to cherish them
yo burnybobs can I get an apology over how I still don't have a gf
will be in bed all day today to combat the "nigga"ween
>>225903907I'm not afraid of slags in skimpy outfits
Won't have another halloween on a saturday until 2037 ladsGet yourself out there
>>225903908incels in a circle holding hands and chanting this like a mantra
Sometimes I'll cross mum in the kitchen or something and she'll just start talking to me about something with no context.Like the first thing she says is "and it's foldable so you can pack it away easier" and I have to remind her that I wasn't part of her inner monologue so I have no idea what she's on aboutConcerning really, hope it's not a dementia thing
>>225903851Mummy tells me wanking is illegal and Jesus is watching me sin
>>225903974they're called hallowiggers. black people dont celebrate halloween
>>225903983 get your MUMMY to WANK you OFF!!!!
Right, best go sort that laptop etc.
>>225903982your mam's a schizo
im shy which according to women means im not worthy of love or happiness
Me? Looking to buy a ps4 with PT on it
>>225903982how old is YOUR MOTHER???
>>225903993But daddy has that job. Don't tell mummy.
>>225903933the beta britisher waits for permissionthe alpha yank does whatever he wants
going to eat eggs then go to gymtoil then sit on the sofa and eat weed gummies and drink wine and watch footy and eat things
I am English
what if you were disabled and your mum had to wash your penis because the carebames didn't show up
>>22590402260>>225904009no she's not be nice
rorke insisting to his mum he's a man now and doesn't need to use the wii wrist strap (he's about to hurl it into the 32" plasma during wii bowling)
Me? Lazy lie in and now some FFEZINE videographic masturbatory entertainment.
>>225903982I do this but it's only me in the flat. I'll just say parts of random thoughts out loud. Sometimes by the time I've said it out loud I've forgotten what it even related to in my mind so it'll be stuff like:>just have to get on with it>just have to get on with it>do it every day>do it every day>yeah sometimes I get tired>yeah sometimes I get tired
>>225903927Why's his poppy upside down
>2-4 weeks without my game of thrones erotic fanfictionlads...i'm in trouble
>>225904015Fair assessment. Bless up.
>>225904058based tim
>>225903982>inner monologueshe really talks to herself?
>>225904015the only women for shy sensitive men are the sort who burp and fart however they please
wtf spooky theme
>>225904038The wall eyed expression and orgasm grunting really do it for me.
>>225904074it's called thinking, Cody
>>225904064Labour remix
>>225904087cody only has an inner mong-ologue
TURN ON THE BBC
>>225904087ye if you're low iqhow high iq people thought are instantaneous
>>225904058definitely not a developing mental illness to worry about
Why did you give her pickles?
Mousey all dressed up like a big mouse today with a tail and that.
get in lads GTA6 is a' downloading
>>225904068what does that mean
British politics hasn't been funny since Boris.
>>225904124BECAUSE I WAS TOO FOCUSED ON HER BOOBIES!!!!!
>>225904058do you have any that aren't indication that you're a 'cide risk
>>225904087dont know what you're on about as i think all the time. but i dont talk to myself. sounds like schizo shit
>>225903958not right
ok I might just stay up instead of going to bed. I've been up all night you see. and I've done the massive poo that happens every time I pull an all-nighter
>>225903961Simp
>>225904129thought it wasnt until 12 november
>>225904150>>225904080
>>225904150banned in the UK
was going to play my nintendo ds but none of the games are in their boxes and i can't find the charger so that's not happening
>>225904150dont think dojima should be doing that with chie and yukiko desu
I don't recognise any britposters, when people say "mousenonce" and "malaponte" I don't know who any of those despicable gremlins are
>>225904164Nah cartoons are exempt from this shitty law
BECAUSE I LOOK GOOD BECAUSE I SMELL GOODBECAUSE I MAKE LOVE GOODIF YOU READ THIS POST YOU ARE BLESSED BY CONFIDENT JAMES BROWN'S GHOSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM
hangover wank
just remembered the time I did that thing
>>225904122can see myself developing schizophrenia in a few years, certainly after my parents pass away and I truly have no one to speak to in real life. Still got a few years to go though.>>225904141I do think about suicide often but I choose not to do it.
>>225904165ffs what are you likewhat game were we thinking?
>>225904183they really aren't mate if your caught with suggestive hentai with underagers you're going to the girls in that image are canonically under 18
>>225904179bet you know sacked tranny you repulsive little twat
>>225904192ok she is drinking that can very incorrectly
>>225904209grow up insignificant man
>>225904204don't know how ive ended up deleting the word jail but yeh
>>225904192what does root beer taste like?
do we set our clocks back an hour yet or what
>>225904202pokemon diamond, or soul silver or final fantasy 3. all lost forever probably
Recently found out that yanks don't have communal toilets or outhousesThey literally shit in the same building they cook, eat and sleep inWhat the fuck?
>>225904204Well they are from the suffocation and choking law, which is what I thought was being referred to when they said it was banned in the UK
>>225904241You? NoEverybody else? Yeah
I set my cock back an hour
>>225904241it's already been done mate
>>225904243Gen 4 sucks
went outside for a moment and saw a pumpkin and got scared
>>225904266pUMpkin x
care for your worthwhile penis today lads
>>225904243good gamesget them found >>225904265does not
>>225904260>>225904262ffs im so sick of daylight savings time. just want to be back on standard time again
>>225904266boo! lol x
watching every single episode of the Simpsons saved on my hard drive and deleting any where Homer chokes Bart just to be on the safe side
>>225904281Cannot stand the niggerfication of the English language
sick of these nonces
not fair I didn't get to shag my fit teachers
It young chick chatting up night for me x
Took a wicked shit and now I feel like a new manGoing to marry me a gal from Oxford and move to the city like proper folk >>225904266
need to stay off the booze for long enough so i dont answer the door drunk for the trick or treaters later
>>225904328Let them trick or treat in peace ok bastard
>>225904338I'm goin into the city laaaaaaa
мeнтaл илнec
>>225904331>trick or treaters in the big 26not a thing
realising how there is everything happening right now all over the world and it's always happening all of the time
>>225904347Say that one more time and see what happens
>>225903837can't stand this cunt
>>225904364Still a thing in white areas
Women are evil
>>225904317at least you had fit teachers
>that old guy who goes to my gym every evening wasn't there yesterdayoh no
>>225904370
>>225904392Must be why they hate you
who was in the wrong here
jobs disappearing at an alarming rateniggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
>>225904385impression I get is that parents escort their kids to 1 or 2 friends' houses to chap the door then head home. Sometimes they even drive between housesI don't see a lot of kids knocking random houses etc
>>225904411trotsky as always
operation barber fuck my shit up in t minus two hours fifty five minutes
still feel quite illperhaps a second coffee with wake me up
I GOT THE PAYBACK
>>225904425based stalinist
>>225904378he did a debate thing on piers morgan recently and there was a bit where he was trying to pretend he wasnt that rich>net worth: £100million
im literally unemployable, my destiny is to end up like seaside mark but worse because i don't care to drink
>>225904385>>225904417the white millennial parents are so afraid of everything that they just do "trunk or treat" here now. all the parents go to a parking lot and the kids go from car to carit's quite depressing
>>225904411capitalism of courseobviously people should earn enough money to live happily
>>225904444join the /brit/ mercenaries :)
might hire an escort for an hour but it feels a bit sad hiring escorts on halloween
weed is being delivered today :)
>uk>white areaslmao
predictions?
had about 3 huge poos in the past two days and now my back pain has disappearedmental how I was so constipated I had back pain
>>225904440he recently did a video for his youtube channel claiming he was always against the iran war even though previous videos and tweets show him attacking the labour government for not going into iranhis whole persona as the principled tradconservative is fake
>>225904454Nothing scarier in this world than dressing up as someone who'll shag you for cash
you can make bechamel sauce without making a roux
>>225904480what about a tiger
ok this is epic
Thousand Year Madchester Reich
>>225904428despise a Saturday haircut. Obviously it needs doing if you're going out later on but it's the worst dayit's fucking rammed so not only are you sat there waiting but then when you do get in the chair the guy is desperate to get through the haircut as fast as possible because there's already 4 other cunts sat waiting to get their hair cut as well so you end up with a lower quality haircut
>>225904489with what? cornstarch?
>>225904496we as a nation are „mad for it“ !!!
>>225904471dodgy halloween costumes in the crowd and shite football
>>225904496seat estimate?
>>225904503you can just mix the flour straight into the milkthe fat is a fugazi
>>225904491Tigers don't fuck strange perverted men at the dead of night for money
>>225904444what makes you unemployable. im a lazy alcoholic and i hold down my shit job fine
once saw someone selling a fake Pokemon Ruby for £5 on facebook marketplace
>>225903837i will read tomorrow im hangover today. started finally reading 1984 and its good so far
>>225904489how
>>225904528i cant write a cv i dont have any skills or experience or education to put in one
>>225904538>revealing what book/film/TV show/game you're enjoying mid-way throughIs it your first day on the internet lad? Leave this thread now the moment you read my post. Close the tab now NOW.
>>225904511Oh yeah, my mother does that sometimes but I feel like cooking off the flour a bit makes it taste better, also it's richer with the butter. Greeks put eggs in the bechamel and that makes it even more decadent.
just get an SIA license, the exam is so easy even a severely autistic person can pass it
>>225904538L dies in 1984
uooohhhh I forgot to buy a costume so I won't look spooky for the halloween season uoohhhhh boo hoo
>>225904058I had a roommate who kept muttering his inner monologue under his breath all the time thought it's really weird until I noticed at home that I sometimes do that too probably because I never talk to anyone and wear earplugs 24/7 so I don't hear myself muttering
>>225904538Lelouch kills Dumbledore
wanktoil completed now I can go back to sleep
new car doesn't charge my phone as quicknow I have to remember to charge my phone at home cause the drive doesn't do the jobdont care for thisI hope one day I can have sex before I die
post them
>>225904563yeah just get a job where you have to deal with pond life scum 40 hours a week, simple as that
>>225904509loads
>>225904585>I hope one day I can have sex before I die*presents pooey hairy arsehole*
>>225904573>wear earplugs 24/7 so I don't hear myself mutteringbecause of the dogs screaming
I am guarding the front door of the Homebargains.Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
im naked
>>225904646like my cat
>>225903858here's forty shillings on the drumfor those who volunteer to cometo 'list and fight the foe todayover the hills and far awayo'er the hills and o'er the mainthrough flanders, portugal and spainking george commands and we obeyover the hills and far away
logging onto tits and bums dot com
was lost daydreaming about some horrid scenario and living out how I angry/upset I would be in that scenario and then someone asked me if I was okay and no one has ever done that before
willy turned into a cauliflower mid wank
>>225904686good rangers boy
>>225904594all you need to say to them is not today sunshine
>>225904686runtier men than this have families
>>225904700love cauliflower meused to think it was rubbish but its good in fact
weed soon, come on postniggas
park run? donemens mental health coffee with the lads and lesbian ladette? done
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793283705670175.webm
these undies are too tight, my balls hurt from wearing them overnight
>>225904700hate cauliflower me used to think it was rubbish and still do
>>225904736good man. clue gained
egg?
>>225904545just go to an agency any 70iq monkey can get an industrial job flipping pancakes or putting the cherries on cherry bakewells
>>225904754ponce with your gordon ramsey slop eggs
>>225904700*gobbles it up*
>>225904754>thatll be £19
>>225904754eggs on toast with a sausage and some menstrual blood? id probably pass on the blood
>>225904754>that sauce presentationyou aint michelin
Happy heavenly birthday Sir Jimmy
>>225904737irish revisionists have ruined him because their ancestors lost. if you read into it cromwell really didnt do anything he didnt have to
>>225904760not when you live in bumfuck no where and not enough money for travel
>>225904780i do it for the (you)s
>>225904783certain type of boomer rorke cannot go a whole day without mentioning him
>>225904783wow he was born on the scariest day of the year
well said zaz
>>225904795catberg in dire need of the catkins
every week of my life is hell week
>>225904783Reminder that he died beloved by all, never faced any criminal charges, crushed more narni than we'll ever see in our lives and was knighted.
>>225904816zarah talk about something other than palestine challenge
>>225904822mad how he can't find a tshirt that fits
Mad how every year in Britain is shitter than the last. How much shitter will things get before we finally turn the corner?
>>225904844
>>225904846woke sizing
you don't see many bames going in for halloweenI think they consider evil spirits to be quite bad juju and not something to be trifled with
>>225904874sex
>>225904857i'm eating some nice egg on toast with a leftover sausage so it's not all bad
My mill grinds flour and spiceYour mill grinds rats and mice
>>225904886got some mad christian relatives who think trick or treating is satanic
>>225904886yes I do
>>225904910i have a salt mill and a pepper mill and a coffee mill
>>225904795>>225904590Beautiful bergs x
>>225903927Well you either are or you aren't
>>225904754Looks delicious ignore the h8r bois
>>225904837True
It's Caturday
>>225904837protected by israel have been advisor to Ephraim Katzir
>>225904930Rats and mice I say
>The estimated cost of slavery reparations owed by the UK is over £18 trillion, according to a report co-authored by a UN judge, which suggests this figure may actually be an underestimation.bloody pay up rorke
LIVERPOOL
>>225904886halloween is a christian festivals so the muslims and hindus wouldnt be in on it. diwali is on the at the same time. the nigerians christians would have the same aversion as the salvation army probably
my yank coworkers laughed at me for saying "zed"
>>225904857need the uk to split up first
>>225904886pretty smart tbf. if you see an empty castle on a hill only a retarded white person would go in
It pumpkin night
>>225905015why why zed
those japs are ruddy mental arent they haha
>>225905027>BOO
>>225905037boomer rock
>>225905048omfg is that a pair of FLATFACED MONGOLOIDS?? how sovl
>>225904993Even if we did give that money you know for a fact it would mostly be embezzled or wasted
I love listening to zed zed top and jay zed
brotherstein says he wont miss any of my family when he goes to uni and refuses to tell us anything about what he likes what music he listens to etcdont think thats normal for a boy raised in a loving well off family
>>225905054based rock :)
>>225905072What's he studying
>>225905073i dont listen to anything made before i was born (2003). just not worth the time
>>225905072probably watched skins once
I`m spooked about halloween ..
>>225904972Happens
>>225905095kek my mate did and acted exactly like that
>>225905072Is he the incel freak outcast of the family or is that you?
I’ve had no appetite for lunch recently even though I’m skinny af I guess the fags are taking their toll.
>>225905082maths or computer science idk, he wants to get in on ai stuff >>225905095no he wont watch stuff like that
>>225905088holy zoomeroli
>>225905072Clearly he wasn't raised well if he's that shy
my major professor (maths) in uni/grad school was english so i picked up some things okay
>>225905110…me>>225905115hes not shy he has loads of friends outside the house but is an arrogant prick at home and always disrespects mumberg to her face for being loud and not that smart
Women hate shy men so in return I think they should all be beaten
>>225905130he'll grow out of it
>>225905110ktim only happy birthday i got was from a mate
mumberg used to make fun of me for showing interest in girls and when i started dating would constantly insult themnow she wonders why i dont talk about my personal life with her
Led Zeppelin would be great if Robert Plant didn’t sing, bloke sounds like a strangled kitten.
im roy cropper
the 70s is the spookiest time period because it was a time of lots of experimentation associated with the diverging pathways open to us post war. we were out the immediate recover and the boomer's children were coming of age, america had supplanted the british empire. and from that we essentially scared our selves and voted in reagan and thatcher to sedate and dissociate
going to start cooking sooni need some food becaause i still feel very shaky and frail
>>225905188get the custard creams down ya
>>225905155was on the phone to mine once, she was arguing with me and she broke out "I don't even know anything about you, don't you think that's sad?" as if it were some 'gotcha' that would make me open up to her. I just calmly replied "yes, I do think that's sad".
>>225905214Listen to this wise soothsayer
>>225905227sent that cunt flying
>>225905177thatcher won 3 in a row because things were actually quite good. thats why people voted for her
>>225905088human artistic endeavour peaked in the 90s you silly sausage
>>225905095never saw itany good?
yes the weed has arrived lads let's fucking go. SEX ARSE!!!
>>225905256never saw it either
>>225905072He sounds based, as they say
The spoopy skeleton is scaring me
mum bullied me for being figures with my own money as a teen, kept being like "oh youre buying toys? you want toys?". and then when she found i ordered a new one and hid it so i could open it and bin the packaging when nobody was around she came in my room and was laughing as she turned it upside down looking for it. shes fine with me now and tries to be supportive of my interests
please can we produce a fresh thread - i do not like ` roy ` edish ok
>>225905255>human artistic endeavour peaked [when i was a teenager]
>>225905072>loving familymight not be the same from his perspective
>>225905289in english doc
>>225905249Their short term gains are the reason everything is so shit nowBoomeroids and older Gen X who voted for Thatcher should genuinely be used as biofuel
my brother used to play competitive csgo and i hated him so i would turn the router off and on while he was playing
>>225905303gp
>>225905289Damage is already done though. Her behaviour made you what you are today.
new >>225903839>>225905270>>225903839>>225905270>>225903839>>225905270
>>225905283Add the following to the custom filters tab on your uBlockOrigin browser extension:s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/*
>>225905281this is me
>>225905281this looks like a ` pirhana ` bradley ok
>>225903839>>225903839>>225903839
