Wanna hear a scary Halloween story?A german man possesed by demons walks to a church nails a paper to its door and it destroys Europe.
this one's scary because its true
>>225901892Even more scary story is that you can just buy a paper that says you're going to heaven
>>225902003some of the points he made were good. it wasnt all nonsense
>>225902003papists wont like this
>>225902003Orbital truke
>>225901892>>225902122>>225902080>>225902025>>225902003Ngl I am starting to think protestantism is unironically a bigger indicator of firstieness than race>Current superpower was founded as a protestant nation>Protestant countries in Europe like the nordics are more developed than catholic countries like Spain and Italy>Botswana is the most protestant nation in Africa and also one of the most economically developed countries in that region>Japan and South Korea became developed due to gibs from America back when it was dominated by Anglo Protestants.>In Southern USA, black catholic heavy places like New Orleans parishes have higher crime rates per capita than Macon County AlabamaAnd inb4 someone says "Nordics and England are secular now" even then their culture is firmly rooted in protestant ethos and work ethic
>>225901892>being a papist
>we will base our theology on the Bible!! t. protestants>the Bible was made up by the cucktholic churchWhat a fail ass denomination
>>225902003keeeeeeeek
>>225902003It was necessary to build cathedrals>>225902165Explain Botswana and Bavaria
>>225902003send that freak flying
>>225902165eh.. depends if its like a Methodist or an Anglican, they're hard workers. very smart people. but then you have Pentecostals. snake cultists, stupid people who speak in tongues and live by jewish rules from the old testament that arent the 10 commandments. bunch of loonies.
>>225902242damn nigga you retarded
>>225902165It doesn't correlate in all cases.There's France and Belgium. also West Germany (South part) vs East GermanyAlso, US protestants and European protestants are very different.
>>225902286Bavaria recieved federal gibbs until the late 1980s and many formerly east german companies were relocated there. It was a decades long investment that now pays off. And historically Bavaria was one of the poorer states.
>>225902344>but then you have Pentecostals. snake cultists, stupid people who speak in tongues and live by jewish rules from the old testament that arent the 10 commandmentsWhat's funny in our case is that naive intellectuals have been shilling for Protestantism (as a whole they didn't even understand there's many seprate types) since the 90s and urging people to abandon Orthodoxy for being too "backwards" and not "Western" and "modern" enough in their view. Most of those people listening to them ended up in the Pentecostal church.
>>225902455So you agree denomination does determine wealth but actual real world factors like geopolitics and luck.. A region can win a geopolitical lottery (Bavaria) while (East) Saxony can lose it.
>>225902514>does determine wealthdoes NOT
>>225902346You can't handle the truth
>>225901892Are lutherans the only protestants who celebrate Reformation Day? I wonder.Btw, Hungary is 11-14% protestant (Orban himself is protestant). You can't deny that you have so many heretics in your cunt.>>225902165>>225902201>>225902242Protestants are just a pathetic red herring that will die off naturally. A waste of time, really, and nothing to worry about. They'll all burn in hell for withdrawaling from the Holy Communion.Catholics' true rivals and worthy opponents were and always will be the Orthodox Christians. They clash on much more important issues. It's not a kiddie play like in the case of proddies.
>>225902003the bible is free to read online or at your local library, visajeet
>>225902165>famously known unified religion protestantismYou could have spared us from the stream of utter retarded shit your brain produced, Ranjeet
>>225901892Protestants were right, but their methods weren't good. Time was on their side, they should've lay low a bit more.
>>225902542>Catholics' true rivals and worthy opponents were and always will be the Orthodox Christians.dont protestants live rent free in catholic heads? i always notice it's always catholics seethe to protestants idk why?
>>225902003>jeet doesn't know how indulgences work
>>225902676It's the other way around actually.
>>225902676>i always notice it's always catholics seethe to protestants.You neef to lurk more because it absolutely is the opposite. And i say this as a atheist faggot myself so i basically hate both.
>>225902689 >>225902708no? this thread is one of the example, like it's already 500 years why do they always bring this shit lmao
>>225902542>Btw, Hungary is 11-14% protestant (Orban himself is protestant). You can't deny that you have so many heretics in your cunt.They are a plauge on our great nation
Ah yes, Europe. That continent that famously didn’t do ANYTHING of note after the sixteenth century.
>>225902676>>225902708Catholics bring protestants to laugh at them. Protestants are ones seething>reeeeeeeee papist mary idolatry icon indulgence saints purgatory
>>225902722Im not trying to convince you my nigga.Lurk more you'll notice. We literally have a schizo finnish poster who only insult catholics all the time.
>>225902514>So you agree denomination does *not* determine wealth but actual real world factors like geopolitics and luckYes. But nothing happens in a vacuum and (international) gibbs flow more often when the target aligns more so with the values of the gibbs giver. See the recent Abraham Accords.
>>225902760i didnt say only on 4chan, i implied to all social medias, it's always catholics seethe to protestants idk why
>>225902803>using social media
>>225902467That is really funny thanks for sharing. I can't even imagine what Romanian people sound like speaking in tongues. I bet it's great. I wonder if they get possessed by the spirit of Lord Dracula.
>>225902817>using only 4chan
>>225902834Yes.
>>225902846t.
>>225902803>i implied to all social medias.Sorry im not a gay zoomer like you so i wouldn't know that.>going on social "golem maker" media in big 2026, for other reasons than talking to your close friends.Get a grip and get off that stuff.
>>225902885>Avatar or signature use
>>225902846Based kek
>>225902897i'm an internet veteran, doe
>>225902542>Are lutherans the only protestants who celebrate Reformation Day? I wonder.Here the northern and eastern states have Reformation Day as a state holiday - mainly because they didn't celebrate the other, catholic rooted, holidays and complained about having less free time. Interestingly enough there are also some parts (like districts) of Bavaria and Baden-Württemberg that celebrate this day. One of my former employers was located in such a district and I surprisingly got a day off due to that. >>225902760>We literally have a schizo finnish poster who only insult catholics all the time.The Saaar poster or the MLP noticer poster? Or is there another one?
>>225902917anyway, my reddit karma is over 10k
>>225902930You're a prolapse veteran after anal sex at best.>>225902937Aren't they the same guy? They're more? Finnish posters are so unhinged i've lost the plot desu
>>225903004anal sex is good doe. try it
>>225903004>Aren't they the same guy?Are they?I've lost the plot too. Their spam shit really went out of hand.
>>225903023Oh you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>>225903048I think so. There also was a finnish tranny who made absolutely unhinged thread at some point (the one that wanted to go to Canada), but he went quiet a few month ago. Acked himself perhaps?
>>225902542>Catholics' true rivals and worthy opponents were and always will be the Orthodox Christians.Catholics already won that fight in 1204
>>225903158>finnish tranny who made absolutely unhinged thread at some point (the one that wanted to go to Canada)Oh yeah. That one was at least somewhat funny.
>>225901892Why do Catholics spend most of their time seething at protestants, atheists, muslims and other denominations? Is that because they are losing?
>>225902003bodied that freak
>>225902003nailed that freak to a cross
>>225901892>destroys europelol, 30 years war is unironically one of the greatest things to ever happen to the continent.
>>225901892Protestantism happened because of the printing press. The fact it was a German is just coincidental. It would have happened eventually in any country where the printing press existed. Once literacy and books spread, it was only a matter of time until the catholic church would lose control of its hegemony of the narrative.
>>225901892
>>225902514>So you agree denomination does determine wealth but actual real world factorsWell yes, but a lot of these are tied to cultural practices derived from denomination in a historical european context. >France and BelgiumFrance is a relatively WEAK performer in a historical european context, looking at things like agricultural productivity, manufacturing capacity etc. on a per capita basis. Like the only reason they were able to keep up with Britain at all was having almost twice the population and a much larger domestic territory. As for Belgium, its industrialization was spearheaded by a family of english protestants, and it's state capacity developed in its protestant region.
>>225902003Sent that freak to Gehenna
>>225902003Damn, I didn’t know Vishnu had game like this. Respect respect
>>225902344There's plenty of influential and intelligent people within the free church movement. Imc, industrialization and mechanization was spearheaded by a pietistic revival movement initiated by Hauge.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Nielsen_Hauge
>>225907463Protestants will never explain Eastern Hungary. Also I like how the map shows Orthodoxy as the cancer it is.
>>225901892have you ever heard the story of a fat corrupt priest whose congregation starves?
>nooooo you can't just read the holy book for yourself, you have to blindly follow the figureheads that the old fart in Rome put in charge, who talk at you in a dead language in mass>sure you can murder your neighbour and still go to heaven hehe just pay us a few shekels and all is forgiven hehe also give us your son to diddleWhy are cucktholics like this
>>225908092Protestants proved that the masses cannot be trusted to read a holy book by themselves.See Jim Jones, prosperity gospel, and all the other weird American protestant churches.
>>225904052Catholics are also completely and utterly mindbroken by Mormons You will have Latinos in some Favela who never seen a White person all their live obsessed with the idea of Cody the Tall 6'5 blonde Mormon coming in to take their tradcath women
>>225908172>Americans>reading
>>225908228We love to read. Let me tell you about it. I read John Grisham, Andy Warhol, Peter jones and j k Rowling. In the winter months u just stay inside and read all day. Other countries read way less than Americans because we have more money than them. Also I can read a book once a week
>>225908293Fuckin lol
>>225908172Yes, let's just ignore the resulting change in mindset that led to unparalleled economic growth and social progress.
>>225908293You tell him, Bubba.
>>225901892>A german man possessed by demons sends a telegram and it destroys Europe>A german man possessed by demons gets jailed and it destroys Europethese germans sure have a predisposition to being possessed by demons
>>225908182yeah yapping is their most common defense no wonder they lost Thirty Years War lol
>>225902003Actually, it just lessened your time in purgatory.Seems perfectly reasonable that a form of charity would do this.
>>225907293The 30 Years War was barely about religion.
>>225901892Look at the top of his head
>>225902003Bharatian Bomb
>>225902003big Izzat energy
>>225908182>You will have Latinos in some Favela who never seen a White person all their live obsessed with the idea of Cody the Tall 6'5 blonde Mormon coming in to take their tradcath womenFavelas are brazilian. There are poor neighborhoods in the rest of latin america but they are not called favelas. Brazilians are mostly protestant these days. You dont know what you are talking about and most likely you do not even speak spanish or portuguese.Mormons are not really even a visible minority. JWs and evangelicals are more common and politically relevant, especially the latter because of their association with your child killing country.
>>225908320Luther supported killing 100k Germans and he also sided with the wealthy princes when they wanted to seize public use land btw.I really dont have a problem with people discussing the historical and present wrongdoings of the catholic church, but protestantism has this pink legend around it, where people think its this super wholesome movement that only brought social progress when it also brought many terrible things. how many times has protestantism been responsible for the deaths of innocent people both in europe and elsewhere? its hard to tell>Yes, Oliver Cromwell's forces killed Catholic civilians during the Cromwellian conquest of Ireland (1649–1650), though historians debate the extent to which civilian deaths were a deliberate policy versus a brutal byproduct of 17th-century siege warfare.
