zonkey edish
>>225896646zesty
UH, RULES SAY 310 MATE
>>225896655Meltdown
shrek
fun times with DJ Mya
we all irish r18 haplotype in life x
>>225896646LITTLE GAY UGLY STUPID FREAKSSTUPID ZONKEYSSTUPID LITTLE UGLY GAY ZONKEYS
horberge
>>225896646northern england > southern
Me is albania Me is balkan i am dangerous gang
Once upon a time this general actually used to be good
>>225896709>>225896720>>225896725scrimmy
>>225896737COrrrrrrrr fucking spaff
SEALS! SEALS!
just done a Jack roworth (shit in my bef)
Mousenonce is very upset tonight
>>225896741scrimmy? what type of foul british lingo is this?
>>225896737yeah, id probably kiss him so long as you guys didnt see me do it or know about me doing it
>>225896761YOU'RE A BIG FAT MAN!
>>225896739
>>225896707propa cute birbingtonshire
funny how youtube knows I am drunk so it recommends the same videos I watched last time I was drunk
>>225896773None of those adjectives are correct
>>225896775it takes a non brit to fix this thread
>>225896797YOU'RE A BIG FAT STUPID MAN AND EVERYONE HATES YOU!
(8) acting like a divastill looking manly (8)
>>225896737What's his endgame?
Julian
i like to move it move it
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-I3EJ1Yj9s
bear want because he know inside cube the jap
>>225896815literally my childhood
>>225896815orange cats really are the best.
i like houseplants ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhgthis is me at the drums
recently ive been seeing Silk road online and metin 2 videos on youtube
eh anglobros how do we explain thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce_word
thumbnail[YouTube] title (embed)
>>225896892grow up little nigga
>>225896901
Kind of mental how a graphics card can do trillions of floating point operations every second
Watching BlackBerry (2023) taking notes - I’m a future billionaire
>>225896869important information since you guys get a lot of shags.
>>225896915My brain can do more Stick a VGA up my arse and watch me fry their circuits
>>225896926not a pixel, fuck off JF
so where's the fucking Halloween theme
It's just one schizophrenic endlessly reposting fucking nonsense
>>225896933mad how you can tell he's a virgin within the first 13 milliseconds of looking at him
>>22589693310 million pounds is a lotEW doesn't work in Shrewsbury also
>>225896815kek strong 9/10 diss kittingtonshirnibba pretendin' he dinnae ken wha his own tail be daein'
>>225896949gone now due to woke
>>225896962how do you know
>>225896946
>>225896955I'm not a virgin though
>>225896974because she isn't bothered by anon niggas tracking down where she lives plus no one in that photo looks trans
>>225896990
All kicked off xxxI never change who I am xxx
well that's quite a coincidence
>A Meteorite Found in the Sahara Is a 4.1-Billion-Year-Old Piece of Marsdamn that rock old as hell
>>A Meteorite Found in the Sahara Is a 4.1-Billion-Year-Old Piece of Mars
>>225897005vagueposting again. nigga, talk about who you're talking about
In one week, possession of this image will be illegal under UK law
>>225897010how's that ended up there then
>>225897026
NGL Shingeki No Kyojin kind of goes downhill after season 3 the whole Marley thing is alright but the overall shift in narrative since the premise is very drastic and diminishes it's unique qualities
>>225897035tilde and sean allan showing up within the same minute
>>225897035lembit opik
they should print it out and hand it out in lidl or w/e
>>225897010every rock on earth is literally older
if i had a reason to go shrewsbury i would do it and film sacked tranny but i doubt she exists
>>225897043brits try not to censor everything challenge
i am spaino hear me roar
>>225896930you nasty rorke
>>225896849ok x
stop calling her sacked tranny or she'll become jacked tranny and knock your lights out sunshine
Not been on /brit/ for a while. Anything new worth knowing?
i downloaded the "nigga" virus
Plugging the aux cable up my japs eye and screaming
Bed soon toil tomorrow 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm
Don’t like how that guy looks at little girls.
Time for an early bedtime
>>225897098don't think so
>>225896737>>225896829
if they ban sph i'll kms
>>225897086do you like spider plants x
>>225897140gachimuchi country
rorke's op
>>225897144yes they look good x
>>225897161average brit desu
>>225897130no. never really is. ive been here less and less over time. but even years ago it was never really worth posting on here. the last captcha change was it for me.
>>225897171
>>225897194leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng *anime pose*
last time i posted on /brit/ was 2015this is my second ever /brit/ post
hi
>>225897246hi
why the fuck are none of you drinking?
>>225897268Do we have to report that we are drinking?
>>225897264
>>225897275depends. do you have a loicense?
>>225897268Mate I'm five beers down, give me a chance
>>225897268i'm quite drink
mi eat da peas mi eat da rice but on dah lawd mi nevar gwarn eat pussy
(consensual) sex with laura kuenssberg
Onlyfans was the 9/11 for porn
12 years a slave? must be easier than 12 years an incel
>>225897143all the banned stuff you can find on untouched JAV sites. take the JAV pill
Lots of pretty girls here in new mexico
he's so badthey call him bossthey call him boss
I get drunk in my social housing room, using my phone to endlessly update 4chan and XI spend what free cash I have on beer and food, with little to none for clothes or any other essentialsBut ah, a job. A job? Indeed, a job. None, I know afraid! I know, I know, I am a wastrel. A scoundrel even, as often as I may call myself such. Perhaps this was my fate all along. Hearing others masturbate in their rooms and being reliant on housing benefit.But you see /brit/, today is special. Why, you ask. Well, today I have been paid my benefits. And tomorrow, I will be getting drunk yet again. I am free, I will not hear you deny it. I have no family, no friends, no loved ones. But I have alcohol. And you. Cheers to /brit/!
>>225897387
>>225897316Hi quite drink, I’m dad
>>225897399A reply!But what is this, an image...An image of what? A woman. Bah! How many women exist that I have seen as such. The world is full of 'pretty women'.But real people? They are hard to come by. Perhaps I will find one...
we are the fucking /brit/ team ok
>>225897408hello daddy
Ill move new mexico
new mexico nigga loves his new mexico
Brits invented metal and were basically the only ones doing metal for over a decade and then disappeared once more extreme sounds came along. Very few thrash or death metal bands out of the UK. There are a few but nothing like literally anywhere else.
bailey demmie
mad how new mexico had no culture until breaking badthey literally put up statues of walt and jesse because they don't have anyone else notable
>>225897476never listened to metal, so I wouldn't know
>>225897488Have seen her anus.
I am shabbyA shallow, uncouth, even perverse little fellow. Tell the women this and they will laugh (oh but how they will, trust me!)But this state of affairs is unconventional. I would be homeless and still a drunk, sleeping deftly in the morning dew in my makeshift tent beneath the local bridge.I am a shabby man. Run down. I am an ugly man. I do not deny it!But were fate kinder? Perhaps I would be as you are now, stretching my limbs in gym mirrors and riding treadmills into my quilted duvet with expensive food (fish and rice and god knows) making life my slave.Oh but how now...
latina cock
>>225897499they have roswell and area 51 as well
>best darts player in the world>loses to a bloody womannice sport you've got there lads
just trimmed me nuts and bolts
>>225897161some of these brown cunts are so shameless it's bizarre man, genuinely couldn't act like that if you paid me
>>225897534>genuinely couldn't act like that if you paid mecap on rorke
>the ten worst performing economies on earth in 2026 (real GDP growth)hmmwonder why that is
>>225897541i dont wear them
>>225897551i don't know
>>225897525good omen for mug
>>225897551god still punishing haiti for killing their betters all those years ago lol
>>225897559it was sarcasm you apethe answer's obviousgo sit in the corner
>>225897572what is it then
might become gay
>>225897351this is true, slaves at least had sex
>>225897519area 51 is nevada
>>225897570mad that the moment they gained independence, the mulattos just started treating the blacks like second class citizensfreed american slaves transported back to Liberia in the 1830s did the exact same thing to the native Africans too>>225897577think there's some war going on in that area aye
>>225897577bad investments into bitcoin
Oh but how now, /brit/....Sleep? Gentle, I say! I am not hard for that I would not say, but sleep I no longer care for.What use is it in a world without dreams? Sleep is for the hard, who wake to grind and mill every sinew of their mind until pain and fatigue tire them beyond exhaustion.But me? Exhausted? HA!I am a man. A man I shall be. Lying in his makeshift bed, beneath his bridge, cold to the world as all warmth flees with the dawning of his age. Yes, /brit/, we all die! We all do. But how now...
>>225897583the buck breaking kind thoughbeit
>>225897499seems like a legit horrible place to live. the weather and it just a giant carburb. dire.
We all die, /brit/!We all do...
>>225897583the masters would breed slaves to create bigger slaves so there actually were incel slaves who the master wouldn't allow to breed for beign too runtish.
>>225897587bizarre lie
AI is collapsing
>>225897635how so
crystal methfentanyl oxcontin
>>225897635good
>>225897635So am ISix beers now
>>225897642it told me
an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin
2nd night in a row of night fog halloween lovers can't believe their luck
>>225897660havent had blueberry muffins in about a decade, could demolish one right now
>>225897660blik
UHHH MOUSEGOD MLP BASED?OKAY? ````````
Wish I had narcolepsy so I could fall asleep at will
>>225897660beautiful
>>225897660
rorke, black, a slave, getting buck broken. leftypol breaking his bum arse.
did you know oxford is the blueberry capital of canada?
what's the gayest name?
did a think
>>225897725I'm getting real tired of you FREAKS stealing our place names.Get your own.
Wow you're so cool anon!So anyway, as I was saying. I have this thing called a vagina? Could you please, please, please, hurry up and put your penis inside it!
I’m an utterly evil and irredeemable villain of a person but at least I’m not a trannyWait yes I am
>>225897727Alex
>>225897742ok i will do it !!
>>225897752grow up little man
>>225897733didnt really work though did it, about as relevant as we were before
>>225897727toby is quite gay now that i think about it
>>225897752Name on Sacked Fanny
>>225897760Little lady if you want to be nice about it>>225897764You had to think about that?
>>225897774>You had to think about that?About as hard as your parents did
ahh ke gaa, luuu
Wahey Sherrock beat Luke Littler
>>225897733such a real post about a real brown person in that guys head
I measure the length of my cock in nautical units
thinking about my future gf getting railed by jamal after the friday hallowen party
>>225897779Christ
Ok I just cummed okJust come back to say I’m going to bed now so if it gets boring in here you know why ok bye
cogito ergo cum
>>225897793money laundering
To cum, or not to cum
I'm gonna come
my cock is 3 picometres short of a bwc
oh my god end october already
of all the left wing idiots out there im not sure if americans, greeks or australians are worseours are freaks but they almost seem normal compared to theirs
sir Hasphat Antabolis
Asking the lone helpless female working at Primark if they have clothing specifically for "BWCs"
>>225897867monobrow waifu
loving the youtube mix tonight
>>225897727has to be gaylord
screamhttps://youtu.be/cUU4UuMTUVI?t=127
when quoting leftypol nonsense you should us this as a reaction image
chills
that guys penis is 0.00005486 nautical miles
>>225897883ah this is brilliant
>>225897727liam
Using the rope I planned to hang myself with to measure my penis
>>225897903are you called liam
>>225897908and the measurement ?
still occasionally thinking about that performative anglo who did pushups out in the open and theres just nogs everywhere making fun of him and yelling at him
rorke with a pout because tesco is calling it hallloween and not allowed all hallowed evening
>>2258979320.00005486 nautical miles
Why do men on the Continent spend their time protesting, looting, and setting things on fire instead of working hard?
>>225897727callum more like cum
>>225897951The majority of our offenders tend to be Japanese males due to their extra tiny penis sizes
>>225897951They don't need to work when the government pays them
>>225897951the french think hard work is a type of bread
Mad how low IQ people exist Gives me the fear
>>225897966Howling
>>225897971You probably think it's a type of fudge, fat cunt
>>225897973huh???
heard this song in a video of a ukraine drone strike on russianshttps://youtu.be/mXmBjZtOTuM
https://voca.ro/196WiJ4z1jmx
I'm feeling unsettled
There isn't any good facesitting porn anyway
just had a wank
Bradley Walsh cum face
>>225898000do you like morrowind
>>225897044fell
QRD on Edinburgh?
right that man with his cock and balls and tits out has been up for nearly 2 hours, wtf are the jannisaries even paid for?
the future of britain will be state sponsored wanks where you have to apply for an audience with a wankesse, usually a fat nigerian migrant who was told she'd be working for the NHS
>>225898029It exists
>>225898029It's a city in Scotland
>>225898030meanwhile i got banned for a month for """"racism"""", think the mods are just tranners themselves
>>225898038Bizzare lie
>>225898043they must be
two years in the tower of london
>>225898038wrong https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edinburgh,_Indiana
>>225898023https://voca.ro/19Fus9EJISsk
It's actually sad how much I see non whites now Like I heard of other areas being overrun but it's worse when it happens to you
Laid in bed in my horrid solo incel council flatThis is torture
>>225898055>The racial makeup of the town was 99.18% White, 0.13% African American, 0.13% Native American, 0.07% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 0.22% from other races, and 0.24% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.07% of the population.err it sounds better than the UK
My karma was saintly, very very high, so that radio DJ never said a word after I slaughtered every single ghoul outside Tenpenny Tower.
>hur dur my name's rorke im an ignorant bigot>hello my name is leftypol i love our multicultural society
>>225898060oh x
>>225898069oh wait that was the 2000 census it's 92.2% now, nevermind
>>225898061It’s actually fascinating to observe themThey’re so soulless and disgustingAlways got like 7 kids trailing behind them and they’re always shouting at them in their weird languageAnd if they’re on public transport they’re just mindlessly staring into their phone as it plays a TikTok with a trending song like 20 times on loop
>>225898055jesus...
>>225898061Even worse when you live in the middle of nowhere and they start spawning in
Rorke: he's got the biggest cock I've ever seen, I wouldn't suck him off Leftypol: that is why nobody will remember your name
why do you think im so fat? it's because i eat pussy then i dont exercise
Christy Mack mentioned
>>225898103Recently been thinking about how it is to deal with people with a low IQ and how difficult they are Then you realise the majority of these biomass have like 90 IQ or below
First wifeIn 1888, the first Mrs. Pruitt suddenly died from poisoning. This event shocked the citizens of Edinburgh, but no suspicion was directed at Pleasant, at all. His seemingly righteous way of living prevented any investigation into the matter, leaving the people to wonder if the death was just a simple accident. Mrs. Pruitt's death remained an unsolved mystery, and Pleasant continued living as a respected and honorable man.[1]Second wifeA year or two after her death, Pleasant met and married Naomi Huffman. The Pruitt household seemed to have returned to its previous happy state, but not for long. In 1896, the Edinburgh community was shocked yet again, when it was learned that Pleasant had accidentally killed his wife. The grieving farmer explained that he had been cleaning and loading his shotgun in the rear of the house, when the weapon accidentally fired. Naomi, who was in the summer kitchen, was struck and instantaneously killed.[1]This claim did not satisfy the neighbors, who recalled the first wife's death, and demanded that the authorities start an official investigation into the matter. Pruitt was arrested, but since there was no clear motive, and the fact that the couple lived happily together, the jury considered that the two deaths were mere strange coincidences. Pleasant was let go, but the trial had cost him much of his wealth.[1] He began to travel extensively, eventually meeting his soon-to-be-third-wife, Winnie Berry, in Iowa City.[3] The couple stayed there for some years, before moving to Indianapolis and settling on East Ohio Street, along with Winnie's 14-year-old son from a previous marriage, Jesse.[2]
sorry nigga but I'm just not reading all that
Third wife and suicideEventually, Pleasant was left without money, so his wife suggested that they turn their home into a boarding house. The business was going well, but Pruitt, who barely worked, began growing more and more melancholic. His worsening behavior resulted in him having problems with how the house was managed, which caused some boarders to leave, and thus, quarrels between him and his wife began. No longer feeling love towards her, Pleasant began plotting to kill her.[1]On October 9, 1902, not long after Jesse left to go to school and after the same old arguing was going on, Winnie went down to the basement to work over a washtub. Pleasant purportedly followed her down, only to renew their quarreling. In the heat of the moment, he attacked his wife. Grabbing a nearby knife, Pleasant stabbed her twice to the heart, while still hitting her in the face.[2]Winnie's face was horribly disfigured, with both her eyes punched out of their eyesockets. Pruitt left the basement, with the likely intention to escape immediately. For an unknown reason, he returned to the basement with a fully loaded .38 bulldog revolver, and subsequently committed suicide by shooting himself in the head, his body falling on top of his deceased wife.[2]well... THAT happened
>>225898105That's literally my circumstance
20,000 leagues of not reading all that
sex with women
https://voca.ro/1djb6Ek5PUji
>>225898104christy mack was a queenloved her back in about 2013I think she bogged herself though :(
>>225898129It’s insane how stupid they areMost of them can’t even understand reason at all, they just operate on basic instinct like “I need, I take, I eat” doesn’t matter if someone is in the way or has it
>>225898130>>225898145good heavens
i want ot dnksfvnjdgnkldfdgfnkldgfnkldgfnkldgfnkldfnklnkldgfnkldfnkldnkdkldgf
>>225898184YepWe're in for a rough time
>>225898222ok
and i want to die ok
Cannot fucking wait for the nimby posts online about fireworks needing to be banned because it scared their cat/dog/budgie/captain tom sex arse/lee rigby this bonfire night
>>225898232watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD6Kp-tvqoY
>>225898232I want to hug you
>>225898232me too a little bit but we can't die ok xwe have to keep going x
>>225898238grow up tiny man
what do most brits think about andy bumham
>>225898264don't know i haven't spoken to anyone in months sorry
>>225898264honestly have no idea, he's basically northern keir starmer to me but seems the internet idiots havent caught onto that yet
>>225898254What I say to my dog when I let off a firework in the living room and lock him in with it>>225898264Is this fucking r/askuk? No? Fuck off then
lads you need to stop with the constant neuroticismjust find something, literally anything to take your mind off it because doing that everyday is going to make you suicidal
>>225898264He's more popular than Starmer I think he's just a bit more charasmatic These people are basically just a spokesman though anyway
>>225898276hate this makeupthe blush and red noses look horrid
>>225898276higher combined body count than holodomor
>>225898244then this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogGC8q5JMh0
took the next week off work and was supposed to go on vacation with my wife but she came down with the flu so now we're just staying home
>>225898286
>>225898272I honestly think this is in part because he capped bus tickets or whatever
might wank my arse
>>225898264don't know, don't care, don't fucking ask ok
sir andy burnham
>>225898288Do we even need to say it?
where is hewhere is my subby hubby
>>225898326who's the asian one on the left
>>225898331putin
>>225898331xi's secret son charlie
Should i go to bed
>>225898354no you should stay up and tell me about your day
i can't find gay communities in my local area but i can find gay sex. sad!
I'm going to bread
he waiting for the new
>>225898358hello I think I recognise you from before, do any kind of communities exist? I wanted to look for something to make friends but I don't think there's anything that actually exists any more, everybody just has their friends from school and that's how it is forever
NEW>>225898370>>225898370
>>225898375>>225898375
we are not using the editionless mexican new
luvly world, this
