If reddit was a historical event
>>225876613What was the end result of this again?
>>225876613Why does the guy on the left have no pants on?
>>225876663France's defeat and a loss of their youth that would cause them to have a demographic crisis to never be able to win a war against Germany alone again.
>>225876663Won a grammy but missed the big one
>>225876663To put back Poopland on the map
>>225876663Replacing one monarch for another.Because everyone thinks that painting is about the French revolution, but it's actually depicting the 1830 July revolution where Charles X was overthrown in favour of his cousin Louis-Phillipe.
>>225876663The replacement of the Bourbon dynasty by the house of Orléans (one of its cadet branches) under Louis-Philippe who himself was eventually overthrown in 1848
>>225876681>200 years and still cryingget bent kraut faggot, we won
>>225876675he was raped by big republican cock
>>225876663Thermidor effect. The more you look at it that seems to have been the point. Like all that happened was France becoming an empire, it wasn't an empire before, but it was after the revolution that was allegedly supposed to release them from the clergy only to put themselves under a single estate. Who really ran the estates general? It surely wasn't the public and France most certainly wasn't populist.
>>225876946who is "we"
>>225877067the goal of the revolution was to ruin western civilisation with land speculation, in other words, greed.
>>225877069ever heard of Polish Legions royalist germoid?
>>225877122Yes, I heard of these losers.Also, thank you for calling me after the winners.
>>225877154we won fag
>>225876663we have yet to see
>>225877330>bragging about 200 year old warsDo I get to eternally brag too?
>>225876663you being able to read and post on the internethard to tell if that's a good or bad thing
>>225878365yes
These Frenchman won 1776 for us.
>>225878443Only because you're outside that map be honest
>>225876946Lil bro your country disappeared from the map for another 100 years after this was over
>>225876663creation of the modern world reallysecularization, demonarchisation, abolition of the social castes and destruction of other forms of medievalism, mass politics (and the subsequent mass armies)most of european law codes are based on >>225876681france did self immolate trying to defeat britain, that's trueand desu britain handled napoleon much better than when they had to deal germany's double self immolation which resulted in brits pawning everything off to the americans i think americans are handling current russian self immolation pretty well
>>225876663king Louis Philippe of Orleans replaces king Charles of Bourbon.19th century france is just a series of bullshit decades
>>225876663Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité. >LibertéElimination of feudalism (“proto”-socialism/communism), emancipation of the Third Estate. >ÉgalitéWith elimination of feudalism & emancipation of the Third Estate; the overturning of primogeniture law(s), known as the bloody brutal rule put on paper by barbarians since Clovis in Western Europe favoring the firstborn. The firstborn got everything, the “spares” got the dust in the air (nothing). With the Revolution, no more disparities in inheritance *and* power to rule – hence, the [re]invention of republicanism & formulating elections (sortition). >Fraternité All men are born equal. No more difference between the firstborn and the lastborn. >>225877067“Bourgeoisie” and “capitalism” were (are) synonymous with republicanism. Once you understand this, you'll understand everything. That's why socialist & communist reading material appear to be such a babble. It'll be a surprise to many, less to those that know & understand, that neither socialism nor communism have anything to do with Jacobinism. Because the French Revolution was murky & muddied, and because Napoleon and the rest resisted as much as they could until 1814/1815, the monarchies/nobilities had a whooping century to write & rewrite history until the First World War.
>>225879898You have it in reverse. Horatio Nelson was complaining about republics before the third estate was even conceived. I don't agree with him, his problem was that republics don't have affection for their subjects, but acknowledges that kings can also make mistakes. His main problem with them was that they were always made up of people with poor character not that they didn't work. And Jacobinism feels oddly like the same thing as perennialism, like it's a contrived history similar to the way Brits and French used to think they were Trojans then that later was written off as myth. Like they wore togas and styled themselves after philosophers. It was like a romantic parody of Renaissance art.
>>225879898>emancipation of the Third Estate.how do you emancipate that which was never oppressed?
>>225876663France bodying the entirety of Europe for 15+ years. Effectively creating the idea of a united germanic people after humiliating them on every metrics for over a decade.
>>225879898primogeniture is righteous and good. why should everyone get scraps if instead one can get stability? remember that the franks did not fully practice primogeniture until after the treaty of prümthere are measurable psychological differences between the firstborn and other children. liberals just turn out to be out of touch due to the tabula rasa delusion again. it is also a good thing that the firstborn gets reparation from the parents, because the firstborns are usually worse off developmentally than the other children due to the inexperience of the parents.
>>225879898republicanism and capitalism are synonymous with historical materialism / communism. Once you understand this, you'll understand everything.
>>225879152>Zhou Enlai quoteIt was too soon then. At least from a non-german perspective. But today, not anymore. Even gullible fools like you should wake up to the reality of the revolution, but due to emotional attachment of LARPing as Jacobins, it eludes you.
>>225880289Someone started reading Max Weber.
>>225880190>Effectively creating the idea of a united germanic people after humiliating themYeah, that's why the first enemy that the French Republic faced was a unified germanic army under the leadership of the duke of brunswick.>France bodying the entirety of Europe for 15+ years. Yeah, you sacrificed all your "best" men in one generation so that you could never win a war against Germans again without sucking American or Russian cock.
>>225876613I didn't know reddit was chad as fuck.
>>225880322Why would I willingly read a 18th-19th century author. Might as well get my ideas from tiktok.
>>225880359What exactly was Chad about France destroying itself so some Italian Manlet can LARP as emperor for a few years?
>>225880352Pretty sure our "Best men" died in WW1.
>>225879898Only a shithole like 18th century fr*Nce could have such an issue. A land of milk and honey such as England recognised the King's God-given right to rule benevolently
>>225880394Louis Philippe was simply the chadder ruler, faggot.
>>225880394What exactly was Chad about Germany destroying itself so some austrian Manlet can LARP as Napoleon for a few years?
>>225880476Pandering to burgherly values is gay. Karl X. was the last serious French king. You can tell that he was worth his name by the fact that we still translate his.>>225880479
>>225880479The Austrian manlet fucked you and he didn't fucked you like an equal fucking another equal. he fucked you like a small side dish on the way to fuck the real shit. He also made your WW1 hero as the leader of a puppet state under their control.Nothing can unfuck you from that deep and complete humiliation.
>>225880549Cope seethe and mald, mon ami.
>>225880479It's a different story cause we were always on the defence.
>>225880599>Cope seethe and mald, mon ami.Dejavu monsieur.
>>225880509>the world really getting rough>lets go back to monke and smell our farts.Peabrainer loving other peabrainers.
>>225880319what kind of vagueposting larp is that my ancestors weren't nobility, im not gonna cry about french king losing his head and french nobility losing most of their privileges
>>225880549>Occupies german territories longer than their occupation during the actual war.Yawn. Double yawn even.>>225880631>It's le diiiiiiiifferent story cause we were always on le deeeeeeeefence.All the earliest Revolution wars were based on defense too, you german snake. Like when we beat your ass at Valmy with an army of starving peasants.
>>225880549Well you never were our equals to beginning with so that make sense. We're an older civilization with a much refined culture and history. Your pathological inferiority complex, that shows even here on 4 chins, doesn't helps your case.There is ONE nation better than us in Europe and we're using it language to argue at this very moment.
>>225876785>>225876788I'm glad some people know that this painting is not about the 1789 Revolution at all but about the 1848 Revolution (with Louis Philippe as belgian anon said)Which makes german OP look even more idiotic, when you see his arguments.Its what happens when you spend too much time on /pol/. Sooner or later you look and sound like a fucking retarded, like this new batch or german posters we had recently, if they are even germans to begin with.
>>225880394You are so incredibly cringe
reminder that jews are the way they are becauae they come from germany and they learned all their tricks plus sociopathy and playing the victim card from krauts.
This all happened because they kept marrying our royalty to Austrian princesses with 2 digit IQ
>>225881476Other way around.
>>2258810491848 was just as reddit as the revolution before it.
