Prev >>225870842Édition du Carillon-Sacré-Coeur
my sharkies suck again :(
White people who have sex edition.
>>225873666she won
man made horror within your comprehension
>>225873684Madarchod
>>225873653Quebec would be nice
>>225873686post right above yours
Do Americans typically do this
Only need one more piece for the McDonald’s monopoly thing to win $100K and I can’t eat any more hashbrowns
Spinster
>>225873666hope the sequel series is good, it has a very low bar to clear to be better than boruto but the series ended on a very boring and fairly predictable note which is unironically better than most shounen. unless hell arc completely shits the bed I think it ends up being #1 among the big 3 because boruto actively drags down narutos legacy and one piece is shaping up to have a very disappointing ending. can only hope it simply ends up being safe and boring rather than AOT tier
she's just like you and mebut she's homelessshe's homelessas shestands there singin for moneyla da dee la da ow la da dee la da ow la da dee la da ow
>>225873684fink you need jesus
>>225873733Didn’t the mafia get caught hoarding all the McDonalds Monopoly last pieces right out of the factory before they could get to goyslop consoomers
>>225873725Say the same thing twice just in case it wasn't understood the first time?
>>225873759Say the same thing twice just in case it wasn't understood the first time?
>>225873756No that was last year.
these documentaries are actually propa intrestin' tbf, recommend you watch dem allinsight intae britain's and western society's pastpropa intrestin' wun is the episode about computers in the 80s or summat. people had no idea wha was camin'
>>225873750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTykohWAPRg
I liked AOTs ending
>>225873733which state are you in and which pieces do you have? i have some. maybe we could split the cash
i just learned that it's legal to marry your cousin in the UKvery based
>>225873803Ground the thread to a halt award
>>225873803had to accommodate their growing paki population
>>225873865>Pushbeeplol
>>225873874Statistics suggest that a majority of their marriages are consanguineous. If you banned them from fucking their cousins and siblings, they’d go extinct
>>225873803I might be hallucinating but I remember a country, it might have been the UK, passing a bill to legally acknowledge child brides but not new marriages because many of the new europeans had literal children for wivesclown world
>>225873725You'd be surprised. It was national news a few years ago that half of an old nuclear missile from the Cold War was found in some oldfag's garage
I smoked a $15 preroll that was supposedly 33% thc and I got, like, a little high. Am I doing these things wrong
>>225873725Did you know US military tested agent orange in New Brunswick
Nobody loves me but my mama, and she might be jivin' too
>>225873965sheeiiiiiitttt
Remember that brief time when Hollywood and TV were trying to hire famous youtubers and then all of them were a disaster
>>225873961Yeh
>>225873961corr gud sodom album
sharkeis scaaaaaarrrrrrr
>>225873961I think we tested it on an island in Puerto Rico too>>225873995The band is great toohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Xssze9dU47I&
always a good sign
https://x.com/ImNotRegan/status/2102259918179086527
>>225873983fred did alright
>>225874013Why would you show us this
>clicking goshpedo links>replying to goshpedo
Going to fight with my mother tomorrow
God save our gracious King!Long live our noble King!God save the King!Send him victorious,Happy and glorious,Long to reign over us,God save the King.Thy choicest gifts in storeOn him be pleased to pour,Long may he reign.May he defend our laws,And ever give us cause,To sing with heart and voice,God save the King.
Update: anon has lost to his mother in a controversial split decision
>>225873668yeah?
>>225874071see >>225873997
drinking milk
halle berry had a kid at 47 and she beats him to this day (she's 60 now)
i have a feminine voice but im a guy
Some jeet is deadass eating curry in the computer lab for CS majors its stinking up the room
>>225874108Imagine a whites-only university VGH
ol' nerdass still in class this late:skull emoji:
>>225874100Honestly she seems like a cunt. I believe the child
>>225874118I wouldn’t be allowed in unfortunately
>>225874100remember when she had unsimulated sex in that movie
I bought a bottle of tequila and a shooter of moonshine for this weekend
>>225874127Womp womp
Jason will be playing WoW: Forever. Will you?
>>225874108is he at least using utensils?
Very sad about Patrick Stewart.
>>225874143I totally checked out and forgot it's Friday
>>225874149your mom is currently playing with my balls
not really a big fan of myself myself
>>225874155Yeah
>>225874177same but u
>>225874177whats up fatlip?
>>225874177The kind of shit my mother would say
>>225874157Whats your weekend plan, I might finally hit up the famous Florida beach
>>225874189>Ain't got no homies that got my back,>Yeah I'm a brotha, but some times I don't feel black
>>225874194You look like an idiot
I can separate the art from the artist and say that Nicki kinda ate with Va Va Voom
>>225874191Hopefully sleep and forget about the week
>>225874208NIcki Minaj is literally the best female rapper. I don't care about her other decisions
>>225874207mr bully anon has said the same
my brain is so fucked up i cant enjoy anything. except for alien soldier that game rocks
>>225874265wow that image is hot, sau- omg what's up with her NOSE EW
just sneezed
>>225874265Same except I don't know how to go to the bathroom anymore
>>225874285kate beckinsale's daughter. there's more stuff btw
>>225874285So true
>>225874291Man she's like 25 now
>>225874316entire family is weird
pickle head bald ass manager went out of his way to let out a petty laugh while i was eating alone, i hope he keeps being an asshole so i can report him to hr
this is hot
>open YouTube video>script obviously written by AIugh
Poor bear. Imagine the smell
when i was parking earlier the neighbor had his high beams on and he heard me say: god damn lower your lights asshole. guy just stared at me loool. rough day, benchod.
>>225874291she has everything as a celebrity daughter actress and yet posts stuff like this about herself, it kinda made me a bit sad. truly, money cannot buy happiness past living comfortably. the rest of our enjoyment is stolen by the hedonic treadmill
>>225874365i mean everyone has their insecurities if you think about it
>>225874190ur mom sounds cute
>>225874189who am i kiddin who am i foolin
>>225874380I was hoping those would go away once I finally make it
>>225874456those desires will never go away but you can practice gratitude
What if i posted a picture of my dick, how about that cum bums?
>>225874482Please don't Think about how weird that is
>>225874482I'll ask my mom to rate it
>>225874482Sounds gay
You look like this
>>225874510how did you know?!
>>225874510I am skinnyfat
>>225874010fuck
>>225874482ive already done that here. its pretty rad
Gonna do this.
>>225874548devilish
I'm just fat I'm a fucking fatass
never dated award
>>225874523nows the easy part. shave your shitty facial hair, stop wearing graphic tees and get better glasses. and lastly suck my toes
>>225874570I want to get a woman. How would I do this in the modern age?
>>225874582>>225874571
>>225874582how would I know?
>>225874582I've only ever had sex with women, genuinely no idea how to date them
>>225874582It's pure luck frankly.
I'm homeless I sleep in my car and shit/piss in a public park late at night
Wow are we talking about sex, poop and pee, and how depressed we are again? No way! Maybe we can really shake it up and get into a fight about race!
I like grool.
>>225874610based.>>225874622BASED.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hhI5DqVtPlQCanada bros, its over
>>225874610Just like Nomadland o algo
They're talking about zoom zoom on /pol/>>>/pol/545176723
bad diet awardfrequent shits awardwiping burns award
Got a haircut + shave at the barber's today, cost me $10.
>>225874677>IS THAT... JEANS AND A BLACK SHIRT? AAAAAAH SAVE ME /POL/ I'M GOING INSANEreally?
>>225874681Mine costs $40
>>225874681lying faggot. You can't get haircuts for 10 bucks anymore
>>225874677whores
>>225874652REGULAR OBESE
Going to rewatch American Dad
>>225874707you would be too, if you looked like that. you lack in spiritual constitution. i could convince you to rim my encrusted asshole if i wanted to, dingle-berries and all. which i do....
>>225874734yeah you would be the kind of guy who watched american dad instead of vaguely tolerating it. bet you watched futurama too you stupid piece of shit
i wonder how many people here I would hate if i could see the totality of their posts like with zoom
>>225874749>bet you watched futurama tooNever bothered with it and don't have an urge to watch it
>>225874765Everyone who knows anything about me hates me
>>225874765then people would know my race and treat me differently because of it.
Yield and overcome;Bend and be straight;Empty and be full;Wear out and be new;Have little and gain;Have much and be confused.Therefore wise men embrace the oneAnd set an example to all.Not putting on a display,They shine forth.Not justifying themselves,They are distinguished.Not boasting,They receive recognition.Not bragging,They never falter.They do not quarrel,So no one quarrels with them.Therefore the ancients say, 'Yield and overcome.'Is that an empty saying?Be really whole,And all things will come to you.
some crypto site got hacked and 3 billion was stolen
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper
>>225874817Oh no!Anyway...
>>225874812This is the antidote to celebrity worship
>>225874819died of cancer in 1961
>>225874820it's a lot of money. The biggest heist in history
My local pub is so overrun by progressives, that the gay Jamaican guy who I am friends with had to tell me that the other regulars don't like me because I am white, married, and talk about career advancement. Where does the Whiteman have left if it is not the pub?
>>225874820
>>225874844>Where does the Whiteman have left if it is not the pub?Here
>>225874844>the gay Jamaican guy who I am friends withLOL
Ethan betrayed us
>>225874703>>225874706My barber is a bro who knows I'm poor so he lets me pay what I can.
goodnight
>>225874891I know a vey good friend that posts here from Chicago who has a similar dynamic with a fruity Colombian
>>225874951Brian?
Anti aircraft guns are apparently legal in the US as long as it's not fully automatic
>>225874943Good night bud
>>225874977>as long as it's not fully automaticWhatever happened to a little thing called the 1st Amendment
>>225874943dobranoc, panie psie
>>225874986You dolt.
wardine be cry
>>225874817I'll get it back
BMAM is my favorite porn category
Spiritually speaking do you think it's better to masturbate to 2D/AI porn or real people? Of course both are bad, but which is less so?
One battle after another is actually a good movie
>>225875189entertaining
>>225875120bowel movement aimed in mouth?
not enough bisexual men posting here
>>225875189Do you like black girls?
Sometimes, my roommate will decide to tell me facts about his day. I don't mind it too much, we're not friends or anything but he seems nice enough. The trouble is he is always high so it takes forever because he trails off mid sentence, or starts talking about something else, or even just wanders away without finishing the story. For example today he told me about how some old ladies mistook him for an employee at Target because of his red shirt. That was it, that was the whole story, but it took almost ten minutes for him to relate and he made it so confusing I was getting frustrated with him.
>>225875259I like all types
>>225875189It isn't>>225875259yes, funny enough I just hit on a Black girl earlier yesterday
>>225849350I spoke too soon lads, 2 chicks added me todaywe are so back
playing Skyrim lads
stop saying lads you fags
>>225875373oops forgot to mention I'm trans >__<
Just took a fat blumpf
>>225875259Different leaf but no
LOL
>>225875416what's funny?
My phone just glitched out for a second
My mouth tastes so funny I need to see a dentist
They're only making me do two captchas instead of three now
>>225875516maybe in 2027 you'll only have to do one
Went to get my haircut at the usual place I go. While this new stylist was cutting my hair, we had the most engaging conservation I've had in recent months. She was showing genuine interest in my work (which frankly is as interesting as watching paint dry, but I enjoy it.) and hobbies like no one before. Once the cut was done and we were at the register. She then started in on a pitch for a pyramid scheme she was involved with, that she thought I'd be perfect for.Highlight of my day, even after she tried to convince me I could make serious money selling knock-off energy drinks to my family and friends.
>>225875679Wild the woman who cuts my hair still wears a mask and doesn't say a word
>>225875679Fun.Is that pic real?
>>225875702I'm not sure it's from a meme that was going around 3-6 years ago.
>>225875783>a meme that was going around 3-6 years agoGood, thanks I feel like much less of a retard
The suicide hotline really told me they haven't heard from me in awhile
>>225875679Wonderful story anon thanks for sharing
Did 4chan die again?
i wish
relatable
>>225876040What is dead may never dieOr something like that
https://a.co/d/04fAkpwa i bought this just now
Personally I do think that an adequate level of personal fulfillment and satisfaction can be found in consumerism, and people who say otherwise are just too poor to indulge in it. However I am poor, so I suppose this theory may instead be based on a post hoc justification of my own predilections for buying things I don't need. And perhaps because all man is by some act of divine influence perpetually just below achieving what he desires from life, my fate is to never have enough money to thoroughly enjoy consumerism, as doing so would satisfy my soul like a greedy truffle pig. Yet I shall trouble thee not with further musings for I am but a low tier wagie
>>225877085It's too late for thisPost this again tomorrow
you look like thisIll post whenever and whatever I want
I think im becoming one of those guys whos obsessed with asian women unfortunately which means i also probably look and act like one
ive been taking fish oil pills but i cant swallow so i just bite them. the taste used to make me wince now i actually dont mind it. i imagine this is sort if how women come to appreciate the taste of cum
I suffer immensely due to not living in Dallas TX where I went to collegerino
>>225877441Its Dalpur, Takshashila now
Thank you Canada for porkThank you USA for beefThank you Mexico for pork.2Thank you all
>>225877720thank YOU for jav
>>225877720Thank you for miku
I am a dentist and you are NOT I am a dentist and you are NOTHa haaa haaaaaaHa haaa haaaaaa
Bonne édition
Gypsy dentist or Woman driver?
>>225878609Staying home
>>225878761smart
ass burns and I'm nowhere near being done wipingprofoundly sick of this literal shit
>>225877441did you move because of a job?
>>225878833top 10 anime moments I wished I had a bidet
>>225878883do you think gay men are more likely to own a joe bidet
>>225878941I assume most people would just use a removable shower head
>>225878609>>225878761Ling ling and a fat american
>>225878941No, zesty niggas love poopoo
dey eat da poopoo
>>225879112like ice cream
>>225879018>ahh yes 911?
>>225878862Steers and queers?
It's kind of funny how you need a license to teach and shit but literally anyone is allowed to homeschool their children
our infinitely growing pyramid scheme economy would be great if we reasonably mastered space travel before implementing it
>the Israeli far right's reaction to the Israeli election results
>>225879246What's even funnier is that homeschooled kids have higher average test scores than public schooled kids
>create more efficient methods of working>work the same hours anywayscan't wait for the clankers to steel are jerbs
>>225879369If the technology makes you 50% more productive, but you work the same hours, and earn the same wage (stagnant since the 1970s if you control for inflation), then toilberg gets to pocket the difference.
>>225879430I think you mean financeberg
>>225879448It would be toilberg in this case. Financeberg’s main method of directly extracting his pound of flesh from the average individual is through mechanisms like mortgages. Unless you mean cases where financeberg is your de facto toilberg, like your firm being bought out by private equity o algo, or it just being a big public company with major investments from pension funds and such
>>225879544You're being silly. How does it explain the result of financial changes in the 1970's?
Race conscious Cr1tikal:The nigger situation is insane
ヒロシ、マンコ破壊者:ファイナル・バウト!(Snk , 1990) For the Neo Geo
How are my beloved /cum/bums this fine friyay morning?
>>225880139キモ
>>225880141>celebrating the weak endwageslave mentality
someone really decided to ban kinder eggs when avocados exist
>>225880139gross
>>225875416If I was rich I would just live like I do now but more extravagantly. Nice place, sex tourism (not epstein tier just frat tier) philanthropy etc.I feel like these richfags don’t know how to enjoy life.
>>225878862I'm stuck in Austin making minimum wage
radiation level rising
Sick and tired of /cum/ posters making /cum/ posts
please love england x
>>225880550konnichiwa, dude
>>225880561british people are rude and nasty
>>225880576>>225880561what class and ruleset are you playing in WoW: Forever
>>225880471
feeling tarnivorous
>>225880600I don't play these gay slop unless you invite me
>>225880634You are NOT invitedhttps://wow.aethus.pl/Play this instead
>>225880561You guys are like French people who speak English
>>225880649>.plNo thank you I'm not a Euro Thirdie
>>225880487I'm under the impression that both are shitholes
>>225880675Nobody invited you???
>>225880628I wonder where the idea of the destroyed abandoned ruins comes from. They really only exist in the Americas because all the natives got murked. And even then, they don't really exist in north america because they got built over or destroyed
>>225880742romans I reckon
dreams were particularly violent last night
>>225880742Herodotus was writing about the ruined temples and cities of Egypt 2500 years ago.
>>225880471I’m not interested in philanthropy due to living in a diverse, low-trust society.
>>225880589yeah
>>225880742>>225880838This has been going on for about as long as civilization has existed. There are documented cases of peoples encountering unidentified ruins in pre-Roman ancient Mesopotamia.
Mummyberg gave me 300 dollars to take care of dogberg while her and dadberg are on vacation
>>225880742>Wrætlic is þes wealstan, wyrde gebræcon;>Burgstede burston, brosnað enta geweorc
Massive shit brewing...
Massive shit (post) brewing...
>>225874044Based
Baby raxx
https://youtube.com/shorts/4wnTl_GLZkg
My shit was painful and i will most likely be chaffing the rest of today
hawk poo-ah
looks priddy kewl ngl
Got $39,200 in my bank account
i can stand a lot in this life but humiliation hurts me and i am humiliated at all times as a scrawny awkward autistic incompetent incel freak
>>225881567can you send me 30k30k 30kcan you send me 30k
What do you think the first human being looked like?
>>225881639Yo momma sooo old...
and it's Day 4 of Cardiovascular Health Awareness Week, and I will say I have sinned via a Monster and a quadruple dose of matcha lattes (just two today, tho). Looking like a garden party tomorrow, I might be looking at daydrinking followed by shroom tripping. It's a hard knock life, I tell ya.
>>225881462Fighter jets are objectively cool as fuck
New Zealand was uninhabited until the year 1280
theres an indian name thats literally called "Ajeet". bro you cant make this up
just wanna cuddle
I hate missing deals, man
Firstable, you need to tow the line to get by in this doggy dog world, to not end up as some kind of escape goat, which most of us already are, for all intensive purposes
>>225881918a gang of jeets walking by blocked me from parking in the spot I wanted. How is everything they do absolutely haram?
> made it to Fridayfrick yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Its scary to think about the fact that every impressive technology of the past 3 centuries was made by a jewish man.
>>225882088hell yeah
youtu.be/IBy7TCSY2wksoundtrack for a 40 year old neet on friday
>>225882293I never watch your videos because you exclude the https://www. which makes the links unclickable
>>225882340skill issue.
why do jeets mind being called jeets when jeet means victory
>>22588229330 y/o chud soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ExEQ0F8Vaw
Anyone who "feels" like they should have an opinion should get shot in the head
>>225882363They don't like being reminded of their brown skin and indian origins
>>225881462I used to watch them do this while I was on night shift. There wasn't much else to do anyway
hello
>>225882549You first
Gonna pick up the 98 civic i bought after workWhat mods do i do?I already got bronze rpf1s and a puerto rican flag for the rearviewGonna get oed lights and get the tint murdered out you know?Its gonna be so sick
>>225882601get fucked cunt
woke up at 10:30 am award
>>225882088reddit
>>225882671im going to bed
>>225882621tits or gtfoAll of my arguments are objective and backed by evidence
>>225882645Why do people mod economy cars, but not their fridge or washing mashing?I've never heard of someone putting a high performance air filter in their clothes dryer
>>225882031talk about a blessing in the skies
>>225882691i apologize for my ironic shitposting not being ironic enough.
>>225882714Back by your ass into someone's cock you fuggin fag
pain
>>225882722Back when shitbox civics were cheap you could slap a snail on one and be fairly quick compared to more modern and expensive carsObviously current production cars would stomp one and the civvies arent even cheap because we crashed them all up having fun
It's just another day and it's not over'Til it's over, oh, 'til it's over
need to buzz all my head hair off
NEW>>225882983
>>225882722car modding has been made accessibleit probably costs 1,000-1,500 dollars to change the intake and exhaust and chuck in a tune for 100hpmeanwhile back in the civil war you had to harbor freight weld your own camshaft or tranny adapter if you wanted to do that without immediately exploding something, or look at inputs and outputs of something paperclipped into your ecu
