starbug edition
new thread new me, I'm no longer an mc
good edish
>>225872103for me it's carbug
First nigga was ghengis khan
john wilkes booth. don't think he should've done that
Can you "niggas" get some damn discipline and only post in the new when the old hits 310
I wish I wasn't so useless and unlikable not gonna I don't even talk to people on discord I can hardly even talk to people irl
African BM flatmate is singing in her bex loud enough for me to hear it through the walls
>>225873181lincoln was about to send them back I hear
>Can you "niggas" get some damn discipline and only post in the new when the old hits 310
>>225873175art is also about expressing negative emotions which what metal is morongermany also only "thrived" in that short timespan because of the marshall plan
>>225873205unfortunately we'll never know
>>225873191You remind me of yanderedevOnly the usa produces freaks like you
men who say they like black women are just scat fetishists. just say you want to cover a woman in poo instead of being a race traitor
Found this very interesting road sign in Austria
>>225873219I never asked to be born
>>225873225the no no zone
>>225873229coal
>>225873214https://voca.ro/1jXdb1baUpYb
>>225873228Wah wah wah who didSo focused on yourself so patheticFUCK you the reason people dont like you isnt because your suffering is unique and they cant relate, its because you make it your personality and they cant stand that you cant handle what everyone else deals with every day, even 5'2 meek women wake up in the morning with the same feelings as you but they nut up and deal with it while you mope and cry
>>225873262Thing is I failed miserably I have no reason to bother name one reason I should be happy
>>225873265Wah wah wah PATHETIC
the whinger feeds off (You)s
can't get decent heroin anymore, not even in seattle, it's all bullshit laced with fentanyl
>>225873271I know I am pathetic
cody i'm such a freaking failure bro i can't even bear to look at myself in the meer
https://voca.ro/17fQc1ujFEcM
Y'all remember Squid Game??
Bought an orthopedic pillow. Catberg is loving it
>>225873258>talk specifically about a genre of music>extrapolates about he thinks what music should be in general and lists a bunch of dinosaurs who wore wigsyeah no wonder /mu/ hates you
>>225873297classic catberg
>>225873281I enjoy the meer gimmick
what the FUCK is this?
>>225873262what do you post this shite
>>225873309https://voca.ro/14bEJOOsbCpr
yo who invited all these mutts to my /brit/
https://voca.ro/14RcG6QrEczt
>moo
>>225873403Dying
Bradley Walsh doing a poo a making funny faces
https://voca.ro/1iY4Dwvi69RC
Do Brits celebrate Mischief Night?
what does this mean? can i buy some ram for my computer now?
>>225873433definitely not
>>225873433never heard of it to be honest
>>225873292yeh awas absolute shit
in a doc watson mood
>>225873482I've got those deep River blues
anogenital distance
https://voca.ro/1chptxWaYRVs
>>225872103
>>225873445quite the reverse!
did my wee and it smelled like last nights curry
>The manosphere and online misogyny should be treated by the government as a public health issue, in the same way as obesity or smoking, experts have said.>the authors of a new report argue that a coordinated response is needed, involving governments, schools, health services and community organisations, similar to the public-health response to tobacco use and ultra-processed food.
>>225873519Mandated Adolescence showings in every town center
>>225873519mad how we've still got moral panics in 2026the "manosphere" literally doesn't existandrew tate is mocked by literally everyone
>>225873510what about ed sheeran he ugly af
>>225873519well yeah one of the most common reasons for women dying is being killed by a man
Doc Watson was much more famous for his flat picking. I don't think anyone would consider him a finger picker
>>225873419
>>225873539realised i said literally twice in this post and i didn't mean to ok
>>225873556I believe he was a hybrid picker. Which means he used a plectrum to pick the base notes while finger picking the higher notes with his other fingers.
skin is peeling off my thumb in large quantitiesthis is not good
>>225873539i find it bizarre how they're still hyperfixated on andrew tate's influence when he's rotting away in a cell and forgottenmost of those in the manosphere have now moved onto incel beliefs which has been promoted by clavicular and incel terminolofy is now rampant and used by normies (hypergamy, "maxxing", "pilling", "foid", "chad", sub5)wonder when they'll pick up on that and have a moral panic over itthey already did a few years back but now it's mainstream
>>225873539Think the fixation comes from education being almost solely staffed by misandrist left wing women and interpreting jokes and any vaguely misogynistic comments as systemic of some larger movement
elon musk should run for president even though it's not legal because he wasn't born in america, my nigga is known for bucking the rules anyway
>>225873589incels are the new blacksall of our slang comes from incels
>>225873595That's a bullshit rule
>>225873602seems reasonable to meyou know australia has had a few prime ministers who were born in britain (and they were the worst leaders that country ever hda), still trying to exert control over your colonial assets are we? baka
>>225873600so true. forgot about "mog", which seems to be used by literally everyone nowspawned on the darkest corners of the some incel forum in 2013 among a few indians
>>225873539>>225873589>“Men’s problems are framed [in the manosphere] as the result of feminism rather than structural conditions, and masculine identity is commodified through products and paid content that normalise and reinforce health-harming and performance-oriented masculinities,” the authors write.seems they are talking about looksmaxxing
>>225873614>among a few indiansGenuinely need to see citation on that one
>>225873616what makes it clear they are referring to looksmaxxing? seems like they're just talking about the manosphere in general. >>225873623the founders of the incel forums were wogs. they were black tbf not indian
>>225873635well they don't seem to be talking about tate specifically which was the contention (>>225873539 hallucinated tate out of nowhere)
>>225873654I think he makes a point clear though. When normies bring up "manosphere" they immediately associate it with tate. It's a way of bringing everything vaguely anti-feminist under the same umbrella so they can discredit it all under the guise of tate
Don't think this country has a very good future
is patrick stewart really dead? i thought it was a joke lads
https://voca.ro/1eC5YSbSRNhG
they should teach hypergamy in schools
>>225873623Most incels are brown so it's not hard to believe
>>225873711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8bH2P37kY
>>225873726They should
eating a carrot
>>225873755doubt this
Sir Patrick Stewart
Black men are sex Gods
>>225873758that would be a mistake
right then that's her bogged isn't it
orange you glad. :)
legatus quentillius scobuscus
>>225870338Anything spaki has come up with
>>>>kek this is me.>>>kek this is me.>>kek this is me.>kek this is me.kek this is me.
hi
played some overwatch. always makes me think about futanari for some reason.
>>225873781maaaaate
>>225873800Surely the wealth will trickle down any minute now
>>225873897https://youtu.be/-yXm-SV5OlA
>>225873897hope she gets raped and beheaded by pakis
>>225873917gp
someone help catbergs going sicko mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMwuQc1mwOcdamn this show was streets ahead
Having my arse perforated on the morrow
>>225873915umpacas
>>225873947that was probably the single most unfunny thing ive ever fucking watched in my life
>>225873938what's he doing x
>>225873988https://youtu.be/jPB_sKiW10A
mad how it's night time
Top 5 Spotify streamed songs / all time1. "Blinding Lights" - The Weeknd2. "Shape of You" - Ed Sheeran3. "Sweater Weather" - The Neighbourhood4. "Starboy" - The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk5. "As It Was" - Harry Styles
>>225874039early morning even
mad how it's night timemad how it's night timemad how it's night time.
>>225874054not a great selection is it
>>225874061not that mad
>>225874054foids love listening to wog songs on repeat every day
sex is too much exercise, reckon i'd rather wank
>>225874054Mad how I've never even heard of number 3
morning lads>>225873897she looks demonic
>>225874085none of those are wog songs
your motivation as a man should be to make women jealous and seething
revisiting some old pornstars i used to wank to in my troubled teens. nickey huntsman got fat as fuck
hol upEthan found out about Hila's IG post whilst he was on the podcast? and then it just goes all silent and awkward?actual lmaoscreechingthis shit has so many lawyerswho knew a jewish love triangle would be so dramatic
>>225874079okaay sis.
>>225874139who gives a fuck
mark your fun calendarsthings are about to get funky
>>225874139no one cares
>>225874139I don't understand how anyone can watch this shit with all the gross noises he's constantly making into the mic
>>225874139Layers of lawyers luv
my only redeeming feature is that i have a big dick, it's a shame people can't just walk around naked all the time, because i'd command respect the instant people laid eyes on my junk. on the surface all people see is a ghoulish incel, but underneath i'm packing heat
>>225874180you can send dick pics to women you know that right
>>225874135grow up
>>225874180It's uncivilized to have a penis larger than 2 inches.
>>225874187why would i do that? seems like an india-brained thing to do
>>225874193
>>225874180don’t have nude beaches in the us or something?
Personally I would kms if my dick was huge. I don't want women to receive pleasure during sex, and if my dick gave them orgasms I would be depressed by it.
would you fuck 5 lads if you got to fuck 10 hot women afterwards?
>>225874225Based
>>225874225but you can't get sex without a big willy
>>225874236I want all women to suffer from no-cum like women in China do.
>>225873225krauts have designated strangling zones? how efficient
women's sexual experience is very mentalif they see you have a big dick and are pounding them then they can have an sort of orgasm to the thought of thatbut they don't actually care about having a physical orgasm in that case because they like the feeling of being used and filled up
learning chemistry
>>225874255I think they should all be put to death via electric chair
Things you never hear a man say: >Thinking about getting dick reduction surgery lads...>>225874243Good. I'm not their play toy.
might buy some barefoot shoes
Arsed my niggering life up
>>225874288ktim
Rorke is CAPTURED and CONTAINED
>>225874273That's too hasty for me. We should keep women alive and tie their wrists to the pullup bar at the gym and use them as punching bags.
elves are vegetarian
>>225874295Look at him go
>>225874302those arent elves they're blokes in wigs
>>225874283I gotchu senpai
Might be getting a gf lads
>>225874317Explain the ears then
>>225874330traitorwhat about our incel brotherhood
>>225874333computr Al generation
>>225874330that's great, what's his name?
>>225874346your mum
>>225874346f1nn5ter
almost coffee time
i fucking hate all of you
apparently a black guy broke into captain picard's home and stabbed him to death, wow
I'm about to go to sleep
>>225874378I didn't know captain Picard was a racist
>>225874374even me? :P
another 10 trillion towards combating the toxic manosphere
>>225874393>>225873519
Western civilisation is killing itself and we have to stop it
bbws are now illegal in the youkay
>>225874401Your mum will have to go elsewhere
>Man spat on school girls’ legs for two years outside Yokohama StationSchool girls legs poster on a mad one
>>225874399impossible, the left has the youth
>>225874431yep it's oversocietal collapse within the next 5 years
>>225874438Won't happen
huge happenings imminentaround two weeks out i'd say
i'm exactly half my mum's age and she happened to be this age when i was born. what are the odds of that lads?
>>225874452depends how we define societal collapsei'm talking about mass unemployment, non-existent productivity, economic decline, non-existent fertility, mass virginity among men
>>225874139what tweeti dont give a fuck about him standing therethere was a TWEET?
>>225874476>mass virginity among mendoesn't exist
want to start going around meeting childless 40-ish year old women and knock them up before it's too late
made my coffee
>>225874493cream and sugar?
>>225874393>>225874397>>225873519see>>225873552
>>225874497a little warm oat milk
The whole thing about bread and circuses is even more relevant nowadays Porn and video games keeps incels from chimping out
>>225874506mass shootings were almost unheard of until the mid 20th century and that was before video games existed and before porn was easily accessible
>>225874514go back to your /cum/ containment zone
>>225874514Yeah but those civil rights acts let nigs do as they please
>>225874519i'm a brit on vacation
>>225874536>vacationRight well youve given yourself away there then haven't you
>>225874506the crash out is inevitable howetheverthere's only so much porn and video games you can consume over and over again everyday until you go completely insane
what if we match the incels up with the femcelswallah problem solved
>>225874545there really isn't
its friday today which means i dont have to work tomorrow
>>225874559ktim except I don't have work any day
>>225874541it's an old gimmick around here, and you my good man have just betrayed your newfag status
>>225874559hyped for diego day later?
been waking up with horrific morning breath ever since i started vaping, is that normal?
>puts cream and sugar in his coffee>impulsively brings up mass shootings>impulsively says "vacations">probably has interracial intercourse on his mindquintessentially british
>>225874568I've been on here for years and never seen it Then again I don't take much notice of what you yanks are up to
>>225874581the vape is drying your mouth out its not good for your gums
>>225874583you think perhaps i'm leaning into yank stereotypes on purpose while i have this flag because i think it's funny?>>225874587https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22brit%20on%20vacation%22/
Keep Britain trucking! brrrrnizipapizibiboo, brrrnizipapizibiboo, brrrnizipapizibiboo...Keep Britain trucking! hehehey!
>>225874566ktim
>>225873377me, i love yanks
>>225874614
those who make or participate in early news shall never inherit the kingdom of god
leftymong has this bizarre assumption that nobody can come to their own conclusion on anything independently so it has to be some evil network of russian troll bot farms or something on the internet
/gif/ will be illegal to view in the UK as of November 6
>>225874640Yeah I've noticed that too
>>225874640okay botukraine must have stopped their drone attacks for the night then
>>225874650it should be deletednothing but faggot, cuck and tranny shit
genuinely don't know what i'm doing
>>225874650surely some of the stuff posted there is already illegal to view in the UK
London Bridge is falling down,Falling down, falling down,London Bridge is falling down,My fair lady.
Never had a plan in life Don't get how people have it figured out at such a young age and are working towards there goals before they even finish school I left school and just ended up doing nothing and still do so to this day
>>225874691>>225874695
lads i just found some pictures of jon venables, can i leave them here with you for safekeeping?
Just posted some anti Indian racism on reddit Could go either way I reckon
>>225874695their parents handed it to themlikely your parents were useless cunts and had zero planning for you
>>225874701The venerable Jon Poo, poopkeeper to his Royal Ladyship.
what books you lot reading them?
>>225874695A lot of people are just lying, nobody really has it figured out when they're a teenager and its a ridiculous idea to begin with. I've noticed most americans, especially online, are very comfortable with openly lying about their lifestyle and how much money they earn. Most of them are poor and lead miserable lives in shit hole towns with nothing to do.
>>225874709what kind of anti indian racism and what kind of sub did you post it on?
asdatoil looms
>>225874727There's plenty of successful people out there
>>225874695ktim ktim ktim !!!
>>225874727huge cope to think that most people are just lying and don't have it figured out just like youif most people were like you then there would be mass riots
can't believe that flamer ian mckellen outlasted patrick stewart
>>225874732hope the traffic isn't too bad
>>225874742>if most people were like you then there would be mass riotshow so
>>225874742Child mentality. You are a retard as a teenager and don't know anything when you leave school/college/university. Obviously they don't have anything figured out, why would you when you've never had a job?
jerking off doesnt even feel good anymore
>>225874695Parents were invested in their future. That's it. If you look at these super success stories, it certainly wasn't the children themselves deciding to go all in on tennis, mathematics, software, martial arts, whatever when they were... 3 years old. These people were guided by their parents. And it's not a bad thing. It doesn't mean that they don't have agency or autonomy (as adults), it just means that their parents directed the childhood portion of their lives in a very specific, intentional way that set up their child for success. It's not just a financial investment but it's an investment of time, effort and care. It would be nice to think the circumstances of one's birth don't matter but they do.
>>225874757is your willy broken?
yes yes very interesting but i’m doing a poo right now actually so could we not?
I'm old (28)
>>225874750fucking corrr she is well fit
>>225874769
>>225874757i got permanent dick numbness when they put me on prozac when i was a teenager, will never have a decent wank again and i will never forgive the psychiatrist who prescribed them (he was probably a jew)
>>225874756No one who goes into work has anything figured out, they just got it through their connections/appearance. It has nothing to do with how much they've 'figured out'>>225874759exactlythese people love to gloat about how "hard they worked" to reach where they are, when the reality is they hardly lifted a fingerin my opinion some my parents should just not be allowed to have kids
might get penis enlargement surgery
>>225874790Most people spend 45 years of their lives working. It has everything to do with how much they've figured out, mong boy.
just sneezed
>>22587479845 years of their lives working for absolutely nothing in return
>>225874801It still determines how they've got things figured out. Nobody who spends their 20s in their childhood bedroom unemployed has their life figured out.
that dad who parked his car, went inside his house to goon and left his daughter to die in the boiling hot car on their driveway has taken his own life
>>225874809Neither does someone in their 60s barely making ends meet who lives with a wife who hates his gutsAlmost as if all that working did fuck all for him and he knows no more than he did when he was 20s and unemployed
>>225874811great news anonthanks for telling us
>>225874821>Neither does someone in their 60s barely making ends meet who lives with a wife who hates his gutsThey obviously hadn't got their life figured out then have they you fucking low information IQ zoomer retard can you follow conversations or is your brain hollowed out?
in my school they taught us how to castrate a bull with a rubber band
>>225874809
>>225874831What would constitute figuring your life out after 45 years of work?
>>225874759Yeah I got kids and I will do everything I can to make sure they are set up for success but some people are just fuckups who have everything handed them on a platter and still lead pathetic loser livesMany of these people will post sob stories on here like the OP and you shouldn't feel sorry for them
curry favourphrase disapprovingto praise someone, especially someone in authority, in a way that is not sincere, in order to get some advantage for yourself:curry favour with He's always trying to curry favour with the boss.It was a cheap joke, made as an attempt to curry favour with his audience.She tidied away all the books in order to curry favour wth the teacher.He tried to curry favour with voters by calling for tax cuts.Luxury trips have been offered to officials in order to curry favour.
does anyone here know how it feels to put your penis in a girl's vagenis?
>>225874799good micro gimmick
>>225874834now before we get started, did anyone lose a castrated bull?...because we found the rubber band*audience chuckles*
>>225874837You genuinely can't follow what I said, can you? I didn't say people have their lives figured out *because* they work 45 years. I said not having worked a job before in your life is indicative of not having your life figured out yet. You asked why, and I said because people spend 45 years working so its an important aspect of life.
>>225874853just shut up mate
>>225874851poo shouting
>>225874860pipe down
>>225874860Done him
>>225874853Just put the fries in the bag wageslave
i feel like shite on account of having been awake for almost 24 hours and spent the time doing drugs and gooning
just yawned
>>225874877no wonder you're unemployed
Right well that's two absolute virgins going at it then isn't it
>>225874853You are genuinely too retarded to hold a conversation with
>>225874878Coom, force a meal down, go to bed. Nothing good beyond the 24 hour mark. The brain chemical tanks are empty, you can put more drugs in but won't experience the same high you felt at the start of the session.Heed this warning.
>>225874896lil zoomer can't even follow the conversation
Must be great being big and strong cause then people won't bother you as much
>>225874899don't worry about it slick, this ain't my first rodeo
right well thats a forced gimmick right well
im swedish
zoomers get brutalised on this website
british people: what if groceries were affordable british government: NO MORE FACESITTING
>>225874922how so
unc got his life "figured out" because he worked 45 years for nothing and thinks it's le funny that zoomers don't have their life figured out because they aren't willing to slave away for no reason
>>225874927how about you grow up and stop watching porn
>>225874853Grow up or shut up you stupid fucking dickhead (I agree with you but I'm a bitch and susceptible to herd mentality)
>>225874935Your original post was a le sobbing depressed zoomer post here btw just to refresh your memory >>225874695
>>225874944literally not me
my penis contracted and expanded as it spew my evil spunk inside her filthy cooch, the anticrist was conceived, I just knew it
>>225873738wouldn't mind a subby incel bf desu
Hit the Wo-o-jak, and don't ya come backNo more, no more, no more, no moreHit the Wo-o-jak, and don't ya come back no moreWhat'd you say?Hit the Wo-o-jak, and don't ya come backNo more, no more, no more, no moreHit the Wo-o-jak, and don't ya come back no more
boo hoo my life is over my life a movie covid ruined me boo hoo hooheh...stupid millennials think they got it all figured out...
first they came for the loli and i did not speak outthen they came for the facesitting and i did not speak outfinally they came for the futa and there was no one left
>whoa whoa did you just suggest you know anything about the world if you haven't worked for 45 years?
>>225874952meltdown
>>225874963meltdown
>>225874944I'm the original anon You've been arguing with a different guy I would ask you rescind your nasty comment about me
>>225874967>>225874965melty !
jayden, 25, unemployed, never seen a vagina in real life before, says hes got it all figured out
>>225874936i'd kill 200 MPs before they take my porn off me
unc, late 30s, stacks shelves at asda, virgin, says he's got it all figured out, even more so than the unemployed 20yo
>>225874979when you make multiple posts you're actually having a melty ok :/
i have a little over 7,000 pounds in my stocks and shares isa and a mere 3,000 in credit card debtsafe to say i have it well and truly figured out
I'm having a melty that I can't talk to me new brit friend I made because they wont be hear right now hmmmph!
I weight a little over 7000 pounds
Americans be like "I weigh £200"
Had a lovely dream that Mousey found love
>n-no YOU are the virgin!nice one hunter, back to pretending you don't need a job in an increasingly fraught and escalating tense household where your parents definitely haven't given up on you
>>225875011>>225875011
>>225875012>>225875012>>225875012the new as it were
for fucks sake this happens to me every goddamn time
>>225875024done you sorry pal x
>no no no you must work you must understand! you must because you cannot possibly have figured out life! why do you think people work 45 years of their lives? it must mean something!
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