Sam Worthington edition.prev: >>225866416
futacock
>>225870847
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Mac%C3%ADas_Nguemaamusing read
Cousinberg broke his shin in a hockey game with his kid in the audience
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791499677327278.mp4
Shan't
why are men ok with doing nothing for their birthday
>>225870997it's not like i have a choice
>>225870997Wdym
>>225870997there is a lengthy history of bad things happening on my birthday
https://youtu.be/eBKpRFSDkSM
>>225871038We all get so drunk we shit ourselves sometimes budNo shame in our game
>>225871125surprisingly none of them involved alcohol. alcohol, for me, has been more of a troublemaking substance around Christmas.
>>225871125i have gotten drunk 1080p times i have shit myself less than 3 timesstatistically i do not shit myself
>>225870918I asked ChatGPT to make me an etymology map of the word plague and less than a minute later...not bad, and the strange geography may be due to a mix of different geographic projections. It offered to display all the minority languages, too.
>US Army Starts Practicing Digging Mass Battlefield Gravesumm
Never sadder than sad cause a brother is gladder than glad
I went to high school with this kid a couple grades ahead of me who was an extremely smart Ashkenazi Jew and captain of our academic bowl team. He once sat next to me on the bus and said "there are too many normies on this bus," and I said "they need to stay off my board," and then we shared a knowing look. I wonder what he's up to now. Last I heard he was hooking up with this milf many years his senior
>>225871184source?
>>225871225https://www.newsweek.com/us-army-starts-practicing-digging-mass-battlefield-graves-12633724
n***a just poop-rancheddas right
>>225871261those drones in Ukraine are seemingly scaring the pants off our generals.
>>225871273thoughts on vantablack liquid shit?
hope /cum/ has seen new lea seydoux video of her eating french food and dabbin' on the english corrshes so cute
>>225871175still waiting for the day that ai models can run d&d decently
>>225871296For me it is liquid smyrna green uni shit
>>225867050having sex doesn't make you a normalfag. I lost my virginity and I'm no normie
old wrestler shoot interviews
I wish girls would let me suck on their toes
>>225871296dinnae ken wha ye is spakin', wee bairn
https://youtu.be/qYx7YG0RsFYThis went so hard back when
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
>>225871450Finally, a serious country
>>225871408that's scottish get your accent right!
>>225871405This
>>225871450it really is the bong century of humiliation
>>225871450What the fuckThat's literally my fetishIt's not even that weird
>>225871553This is reasonable legislation in my opinion giving the increasing bmi of the british public and young people's tendency to repeat what they see in images and video
>>225871450Hope they get hit by a meteorite
>>225871553They deserve it. Look at how GB behaves in geopolitics for the last 200 years and you'll see how they constantly made incredibly heartless decisions just to hold onto their crumbling empire.
>>225871450good
>>225871574I'm saying they should have been more heartless caving in to their thirdie territories got them here
>>225871450throat busting fantasy bros...
I'm so fucking pissed at my mom for telling me I'm handsome when it turns out I'm not.
>>225871595Tell that to Cyprus, it's still in two pieces because of them
>>225871608Your mom wants to fuck you
>>225871450wtf is wrong wiv diss countryfucking english
>>225871615What would my Dad think?
So like are all you guys on the spectrum or what?
>>225871660He can watch
Bart Scott just got a broken wrist in my Madden '11 franchise.
>>225871671Yes
>>225871671i was molested
>>225871705>You probably did something
Dude I'm about to smoke this weed
>>225871184just part of the shift from coin to lsco. nothing ever happens
I was raped for years by my Uncle
>>225871731I'm kinda jealous. I want to feel how to feels when you're being fucked
>walk out to the kitchen>roommate is making pasta>"hey dude i ran out of sauce so i used some of yours">ask him if he's cooking for two because he used my sauce>".....no"bastard
imagine not living alonecouldn't be me
>>225871589ironic, considering how much you love boots on your neck you commonwealth FAGGOT
>"Big Dick Jim" we called my uncle
>>225871765Living alone is expensive
>>225871713t vivek
Brush your teeth.
The janny banned redditjeet for his melty this afternoon. Press F to pay respects.
>>225871794-100000 izzat
>>225871790That's just what big toothpaste WANTS you to do. Wake up sheeple.
>>225871754
for me,
>>225871790just did varg but thanks anyway
>>225871820I got a box of that rn but it has the mandatory bilingualism for the frenchies
Guys I've been pretending to have a gf on Instagram. Ive been using AI photos. I think my friends are onto me cause they wanna meet her. What should I do?
>>225871794you know he's going to come back even angrier 72 hours from now and crying about how brahims are oppressed on /int/
>>225871836say she died
>>225871836Deepfake livestream call where you pretend to be her talking to them
>>225871836say she left you for chad
Eating lunch at your desk? Telling your colleagues about your weekend? Gen Z thinks you’re the ones being weird at work.
>>225871836say she left you for Traquavius
>>225871175Wow, even AI knows Belgium doesn't exist.
>>225871895>>225871895So I should make a post about her cheating on me with Traquavius? I can probably make some pics of it and post it. I just need a good story.
7:38pm, pitch dark outside
>>225871914foul sorcery is responsible for this early onset darkness
gen II the GOAT because you can catch Rudolph in it
The new South Park episode is kino
There's a pre-lawsuit Les Paul being sold for five hundred
any girls here want to go stinky hot style?
Japanese video games have titles like >ペニスマンの冒険:伝説となれ
I'm genuinely concerned for society that girl scouts can't read their cookie boxes. Not only are their parents and their school failing them, but even their girl scout troupe or whatever the fuck it's called is. What happens when everyone born after 2010 is a literal fucking retard?
>>225872007>ぺのぼでとなわっかなsnh
>>225872009hopefully nuclear war happens before people born in 2010 turn 21.
>>225872009Why can't they read Samoas?
Why did the deep state frame Michael Jackson
>>>/trv/2919698
>>225870865
>>225870895
>>225872203Pfffft
Only one of these out in the town where my place is
>>225872188I actually have a FOID card. havent bought a gun yet though
>>225872241Kill yourself casino poster
Drinking tea
Drinking booze
>>225872188Sending this to my sister, hopefully she gets a rise out if it
>Haitian food is so fire bro!
>>225872306Nobody says this
>>225872306Literally zero people on God's Green Earth have ever uttered this collection of words in that arrangement
>>225872306said no one, ever.
>>225872306i dont get the hype around hatian food. i'm more of a bananas and rice kind of guy.
>>225872335>Yeah I'm sorry can I get the fly trap to add more flies to make this taste more authentic. Yeah I'm like half Somali
All hallows eve?
>>225872335Whose cuisine has bananas and rice as a dish?
>>225872349Americans according to Minnesota voters
>>225872007that could also be a japanese light novel title as well
>>225872306haitian fritay is deelish
Did you know the Haitian leader is a cannibalism murderer? His name is Barbecue
>>225872349sounds filipino-coded
>>225872306corr made sum of me own haitian dirt biscuits a few minutes ago
>>225872365>We fry stuff with batter in oil and it's like uniquely our culture. I know this sounds kind of crazy but sometimes we have it with beer
Why are millennials hated by every other generation?
>>225872365papercut on your dick hole
>>225872365I saw Fritay in a documentary today, so that's what it is, I thought it was the name of the restaurant
>>225872397Because they're awful people.T.zoomer
>>225872397No one is hated more than boomers
>>225872306j'aime bien le bonbonterre
>>225872397Zoomer envy of being the last generation to enjoy not even the good times but the gilded times
>>225872414I could make the case that I equally hate millennials as much as I hate boomers they have the same arrogance and self-importance
I feel bad for the boomers because all they did was fall for propaganda despite having the best opportunities in 250 years
corr still cannae get over dissperfekt /cum/ recepticle
>>225872413I hate millennials moreThey’re just as smug and self important as the boomers except they also believe they were the only people to experience 9/11 and the recession
https://x.com/mtracey/status/2115659978644025556
Hipster Millennials deserve to be beaten savagely
>>225872397i dont see anyone sticking up for zoomers. even alpha is making fun of them.
>>225872466I miss hipster culture
I cringe so hard seeing people wear baggy y2k clothes with holes in them. I hated having to wear that shit so much as a kid, mostly because my mom would buy me oversized clothes that I'd "grow into" but never actually grew into them and then they had holes because they were so fucking old. Or they cam with holes and the holes got worse.
>>225872495i actually agree pre-zoomer white middle class youf culture was superior to what it is today
I wanna live in bumfuck nowhere but I also want to live in the city
>>225872394an american posting this unironically
Just filled out a Sexual Misconduct Declaration form as part of onboarding at my new job. Guys, do not ever, ever ever ever, EVER try to date or flirt or fuck at work. That is how you end up unemployable. I obviously answered "No" to each but believe me, if you were obligated (under perjury) to tick any of those checkboxes "Yes" you would be dropped as a candidate instantly
>>225872397envy
>>225872522living in the city you know you have to survive you got to keep that dream alive
>>225872522similar sentiment express by both sylvia plath and aldous harding in her song "tock tock" from her third record warm cristal
chat, tell me, is the age of the supermodel over? what kind of socio-culturo-economic circumstances led to this?
>>225872541That's a bong thing unironically
>>225872566all your food is deep-fried, tubby
Late fall camping is gonna be comfyNo bugs finally
>>225872256No, you, there are people that would miss me, definitely not you.
me
>>225872574
>>225872597
The meanest, most toxic colleague in my graduate school program is a fat green haired they/them
Glowies take noteThis is an actionable threat against my toiletJust had chipotle
>>225872639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuaHiXpjx4
I'm a timid, kind 6/10 which results in me constantly making new female friends because I'm not repulsive and they love dumping their gossip onto me since I'm a great listener, and I always develop a crush on them and I always get heartbroken because I'm not handsome enough for them to want to date me and they think of me as a gay (straight) best friendI absolutely fucking hate myself
>>225872659LOL
>>225872683If you can talk to and befriend.them you have a leg up on many
M 37 Florida
Are you ever walking down the street and you see a random guy and in your head you're just like I'm going to rape you I am a rapist
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0Tomorrow morning's chunes
>>225872694It's not enoughI want a girlfriendI want a companion I'm too much of a pussy to ask most of them out.I can't stop sabotaging myself.I'm glad people enjoy my presence but I want to feel desired so bad and it hurts
There once was a mouse who lived in a tavern. One night the mouse found a leaky barrel of beer, and he drank all he could hold. When the mouse had finished, he sat up, twirled his whiskers, and looked around arrogantly. 'Now then,' he said, 'where's that damned cat?'"
>>225872712u have kik?
>>225872659God I love videos where news anchors have to not laugh at something funny on live TVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH1ZXibXk7o
>>225872728I didn't mean to say settle for that but you had a better foundation than someone who is scared of women
Brainwashing myself with hour 5 of Preacher episodes.
nitwit juice acquired
Ebert always hit the nail on the head
>>225872557>sylvia plathI could've fixed her
>>225872784No he was a dumbass who hated horror movies
Take a shit on your local millennials face
>>225872791By buying a fancy electric oven?
I called in sick today even though i wasn't sickThe fuck toilberg gonna do ?
>>225872258gp
Boss makes a dollar I make a dimeThat's why i post on company time
Im also gonna put 8 hours down for Thursday when i do my timecard tomorrow Toilberg and timekeepingberg can go FUCK themselves!
stfu I’m watching anime
How many times do you have to tap your foot while standing still to equal one step for healthiness reasons? Trying to get to 10k steps but i have can't move out of my position
>>225872723no but I keep my hand in my jacket so it looks like I have a snub nose
If both parties are mature, male -female friendships can last even if both parties find a serious relationship. It is actually more favorable for both parties to be in relationships in order to carry on the friendship.
>get called in bed at 6 am by my boss saying that im needed to cover a shift at a location 2 and a half hours away because I was on call today>wont even get there in time to open but said I was the last resort>45 minutes into my drive get called again and told I could turn around because they found coverage but I would be paid for drive time>takes an hour to get home with traffic, 30 minutes after I got home get another call>the person who they said could cover now has an emergency so they need someone but they said they are pulling someone from a local location so at least ill work close to home>work 12 hour shift>get home>drop my phone checking my mail and destroy it>lay in bed thinking about how shitty today was>realize my AC isnt on>thermostat doesnt have power>no breakers flipped>go into attic and notice the squirrel ive been trying to trap for weeks chewed through my AC's drop switch wire triggering an safety shut off>its right at the connector too so cant even splice it, its going to have to be completely rewired>work another 12 hours tommorrow and both saturday and sunday, had to call my family and boss from a neighbors phone and explain that they wont be able to contact meim so fucking tired man
I have had sex with girls before and have had multiple gfs but they have all been fat or uglyI've never had sex with a skinny or attractive girl or had a skinny or attractive gf and i probably never will because i am fat and ugly myself
Shut up. That guys watching anime
>>225872876I'm glad I was never important enough to get called into work. Or maybe they just assumed I was too unhinged to call idk
>>225872876What are these roles where randos can cover for you or vice versa on a moments notice?
Off to bed soon x
Done shitting what did i miss?
I’m horny and home alone
STUNT COCK!
peter steele very charismatic enigmatic character heftae be sed
>>225872931>t. Kevin McCallister
>>225872921Bro said
>>225872916pharmacist for a grocery store chain. im in a cluster of 3 stores that are 2 hours outside the city with all of the rest of the stores in my district so coverage is a nightmare when things go wrong
"Big cities" are such a fraud, its only one known part or areas and the rest is just irrelevant filler.
women be horny as fuck when youre a rich tall chad
I'm deeply empathetic to the struggles of lesbians. Facing the entire world, it's frightening. No woman should have to suffer alone.
i don't get along with the majority of my male coworkers, but the majority of female coworkers are nice to me in a non-romantic way. i don't get along with moids because i'm lone wolf sigma. fucking long ass day today can't wait for tomorrow evening.
>>225872880the only skinny girls i've ever fucked were hookers
https://x.com/Wkchfltbgvehj/status/2115739768751558844
>>225872947I bought the essential oil of a jeet flower called ratee and the room smells very floral now
>>225872759I appreciate your words of encouragement
>>225873032That sucks. My wife is skinny, it's nice.
>>225873087Wow you're cool
>>225872432awesome honkers
>>225872880I used to be like this and always ended up with the fat or ugly chick. Idk what happened but I found my wife who is a 10/10 size zero model. Life is good.
lissenin' tae spiritual healing by death while finkin' bout catyank
69 bottles of beer on the wall69 bottles of beer(You) Take one downPass her aroundSixty oh who gives a crap
listening to jazz
>>225873125
What would you like with your ketchup sir?
>>225873153a double cheeseburger
back in my day, niggas would reply to mildly funny posts with "is this the birth of an epic new meme?"
>>225873162Can i get a pleaseburger?
>I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES
>>225873169*kicks you in the testicles*
Dad asked me what I was reading on my phone and I had to explain to him what Kiwifarms was
>>225873163I'll bring back this gimmick
Browsing escort listing again
>>225873183Try your worst
>>225873190Why is 4 funny? Is there a meme I missed?
>>225873193How has inflation hit the prostitution market?
>>225873193anon thats the family photo album
>>225873208I think its mocking the whole '67' shit, kinda based if it is that way. Very 2016 irony coded.
>>225873217$400 per hour is on the lower end of things now.Average I've seen is $600 per hour
>>225873184I switched to porn because it was easier to explain ahh
>>225873184Grim.
do you have a hard r in your life whom you blast with the n-word every single day?
>>225873242I don't say that word because I don't want to hurt black peoples feelings.
>>225873232Damn are you browsing the premium site? Go the the bargainbasement
>>225873242>do you have a hard r in your lifeNot a single one ^0^
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>>225873232whoreflation is out of control
>>225873242I am the hard r in my life.
>>225873156There’s a nice steakhouse near me that offers 1/2lb patty burgers, presumably made from ground up trim from their steaks. You can order it with an extra patty for a total of 1lb of meat (i.e. 32oz of beef; substantially more than on offer in your pic), and the price comes out to the equivalent of a little under US$17; includes fries
And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta'Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deepUp three-sixty-five a year twenty-four seven'Cause real gangsta ass niggas don't sleepAnd all I gotta say to youWannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas'Cause when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do?Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I broke my back. Spinal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6g4k7yYhMphwooooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrkek rember in youtube interview singer sed his voice was influenced by motorheadsound nuffink alike kek
>>225873208You know the PHP security vulnerability that caused 4chan and many other websites to go down for like 36hrs? That was because some Indian web security firm set their password to the number “4,” and they got hacked
>>225873294a pound is 16 oz not 32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1LifYJtmDM&list=RDO1LifYJtmDM&start_radio=1Sabbath reincarnatehere dem diurgic gallop's of Lord of this World projected 30 years intae the future
Everything bothers you
>>225873330Isn't it 12?
>>225873217whores are now refusing service to customers if they're too ugly or awkward because of the push to see sex workers as actual humans
You know the story of Saddam Hussein when he said he intended to treat more than 200 people infected with AIDS at his own expense, and when the patients gathered, he executed them and said: "I don't want any of you in Iraq."
>>225873330As a Canadian, I can’t use metric or imperial properly
>>225873308>>225873208The PHP and SSL incidents were completely unrelated.Basically a jeet company provides website certifications. Certificates are supposed to be encrypted with a 256 bit key (think a number combo so large it would take computers billions of years to crack). Some jeet set it as 4.
Post the first thing that crosses your mind
Freshly squeezed boobas
>>225873371Bitch mother come light my bottom
now mix sum dat sabbath wiv sum 80s yank punkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=effUB0_T1pE&list=RDeffUB0_T1pE&start_radio=1
>>225873371We all do that already
>>225869018That show looks garbage. Slop or slops. 2000s celebrity culture was grim.
>>225873089Yes, think better of yourself and you can obtain the same.
>>225873364>Basically a jeetMy life is really going to be 9/11, GWoT, woke, Orange, woke, and jeet.
>>225873393>GWoTGay Wanking on Trannies?
We need each other more than ever
>>225873393>GWoTGame Without Thrones?
>>225873371I just peed out a flat, soft, white solid object. It hurt when it exited but it was fast.Google AI says there are a few common explanations.
Registered for a really cool internship today
>>225873407Glob of sperm cells that got lost on their way out the urethra on your last goon sesh, if I had to say
>>225873407It means you're gay unfortunately.
>>225873397screamin'
>>225873413I got friendzoned today but she's vegan and accidentally used a racial slur recently so a bunch of people I know are enemies with her so maybe it's for the best
I feel like I have a microtear in my aortic chamber
wew
>>225873429Good on her for beeing a vegan but racial slurs can hurt feelings and that is bad
Gape of Troons
don't talk to me until I've finished licking my window
*licks your sister's muff*
Look out the window and admire the view
>>225873450Aphex Twin...
>>225873441Is this allowed? The Pope is technically also a king. How is a foreign monarch allowed to vote in US elections?
>>225873450Hopefully you don't have any enemiesApplying a film of cyanide to a window is a well known assassination technique for high priority retarded targets
>>225873429Friend zone is a state of mind. Most women don't have it in their character to properly break up with a guy. They don't want to make him feel bad, and they don't want to feel bad as a result either. If a chick you're into ever drops the "let's just be friends" bit, your only option is to completely cut her off and move on.
>>225873371peepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoo
>>225873407https://youtube.com/watch?v=p5N6SQWB1xM&>>225873429>I got friendzoned todayGrim, I got rejected today too>she's vegan and accidentally used a racial slur recently so a bunch of people I know are enemies with her grim
>>225873461
>>225873441he's writing his own name in all the fields
>>225873471Me if I had the Death Note:
>>225873463>They don't want to make him feel badyou dont know women at ALL, lmao
>>225873463Or you can just keep fucking them and they can break up with the cuckold beta orbiters instead
blasting Sabbath
What is buddy doing
>>225873483I do. I have had several partners and am now married to the love of my life. Women don't want to humiliate you.
>>225873444Her story made it seem like a drunken mistake, it's too complicated to explain but she's definitely not racist, maybe stupid though. It wasn't the n word>>225873463Oh I never actually confirmed, I just think that's what's happening since I didn't notice any flirting behavior besides talking my ear off>>225873465We suffer in this society
Sex
real men became pirates
>>225873509i keep listening to gfe asmr when I go to bed recently
>>225873525That is very unhealthy
>>225873506ross sed diss joke in friends >>225873514corr weird ass kittingtonshire
this peach schnaupps is DELIGHTFUL
Foreign names are so hard to remember
>>225873509corr would absolutely slot me willard up in her jam jar
>>225873509I will never have this>>225873506>We suffer in this societyTehe funny thing was the girl I hit on was part of a mental health program at my uni
>>225873554well I know what I'm getting next time I got to costco
>>225873554Do Americans really do this
>>225873571get me one
>>225873576This is Canada check the English and French writing
>>225873554>3LBtabarnacje ne le comprend pas
>>225873582C’est ça la blague
hab niggas be line"In the but!"
>>225873554Might be better if they made into an actual pie
>>225873653>>225873653New
>>225873441The pope is voting for that cool nigerian immigrant for treasurer
