The average American in 2026 is an obese White woman named Mary Ann, who identifies as a they/them (genderless) but is still a woman in every other way, and she is single but she has a Black son and a "friendly" pitbull who she refers to as "my second son." Mary-Ann has a job, but her job involves waking up at 5 AM every day and driving 45 minutes to work. After she gets to work, she sends emails all day, her whole job is drafting emails, and she lets chatgpt edit the emails for her. Then she drives home and attends a local event where she complains about her own race and country, letting everyone know that she hates her race and country, and she urges everyone to allow illegal immigration.She spends the rest of the week traveling the country and having sex, but she is high standards so she only has sex with 6 feet tall 10/10 rich men exclusively. She listens to artists like billie eilish who sing about how white men make them wanna kill themselves, and she considers it the highest form of art, greater than mozart.Mary has a "i support palestine" sticker on her car, but she votes for democrats who support israel, she is easily fooled into thinking her party actually agrees with what they tell her on televsions.Lol.
