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>>225850099great edition!
TEEEEEELLLLL MEEE TELL ME THAT YOUR SWEET LOVE HASN'T DIIED
what's round, orange and has red spots all over it? if you guessed mars, you're wrong!
I'm just too white & nerdy.
I would very much like some latina cunt and ass on my tongue
>>225850131>>225850099KCHNK
goodnight
Cannot believe I'm going to die like this
>>225850258That's not right
Ded
Not too fond of lobster bisque it's overrated
This is not okay
>>225850440What about clam chowder?
>>225850485Thats good stuff
halloween in 2 days and I've only watched one spoopy movie, the kids on my street dont trick or treat here, I have no frens to do anything with, and its still sunny and just barely getting chillyI miss the joy of halloween when I was a kid
It's real dead hours
>>225850533>the kids on my street dont trick or treat hereSame. It's been like a decade since someone came to my house
>>225850477why are latinx like that
Why the fuck do I see blue fish when I close my eyes?
>>225850099Evens I get up at six and hunt Odds I sleep in and go to the stand mid day
ok. tomorrow Im gonna go on a big hike, hit up a coffee shop and HOPE I talk to someone, then hit up the library and see if I can find 'a confederacy of dunces' surely this will force me to be outside for more then2 or 3 hours before my inner bitch kicks in and makes me go home alone and miserable
>>225850590Dubs and you get a woman’s number tomorrow
>>225850619some things never change
>>225850533>I have no frens to do anything withYou live in the middle of nowhere?No festivals or parades, or disco/club events you can go to? Even if you don't make friends there's usually food and alcohol at these things. I always find it weird that people have such a hard time of meeting people these days. We live in one of the most social and friendly countries on the planet, I can not leave the house and do a single activity without people trying to make conversation with me.p.s. you have to be actually looking for friends and not just creeping on women if you want to actually have friends.
>>225850590>hit up a coffee shop and HOPE I talk to someonewell you have to talk to the barista to order the coffee so i think you will be able to do that
>>225850653that doesnt count, obviously
>>225850695i mean it might be the most organic conversation you have. most conversations you have with people you don't know come up out of some kind of overlapping purpose. i think if the goal is to be more social finding some kind of place to become a regular at is much better than finding some kind of person to approach
https://our-website-is-broken.org/
>>225850795
*adjusts ballsac*
3AM seems to be the time each day that /int/opeans are thinking about America the most
>>225850795Zoomie I'm mind broken what do?
>>225850882that link will give you a laugh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUDia4JXBE&Listening to the deluxe/extended edition of this album was a good choice
lol
>>225850971Dearborn is way nicer than its surroundings in Detroit that's for fucking sure though it was the first time I saw Arabic signage at McDonald's
What do you think Ethan Klein is doing right now
>>225851031Sleeping
>>225851039With who?
Why'd y'all mfs disappear?
>>225851176I'm like Andy Dick in Family Guy, when I show up everyone leaves
>>225851176I'm hungry and have nothing to eat
might try building my own coffin. that could be a fun project.
tomgirl character has just been introduced and my interest has been piqued.
>>225851253watcha watching?
>>225851261senki survival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vxhUxkcHYyou guys should watch this movie
i dont know who this ethan klein character is, i cant even if people are really upset or just memeing. its giving me charlie flashblacks where suddenly everybody on the planet but me knows all about this youtube guy i never heard of and they all care more about him than their own family for some reason
>Specified thread does not exist
I should have eaten more food today
>>225851394That's so me I only ate kind bars
Holy fuck my phone is hot
>>225851407Sexy phone
>>225851326They are just memeing.Ethan is nothing but a youtuber, wasn't involved in politics or anything meaningful. Some years ago he and his wife switched from making funny youtube videos into doing an internet drama/gossip podcast (they also got into making clothing and the fashion industry), this naturally turns into them giving their opinions on a variety of topics and Ethan was known for being moralistic, so through the years there were talks about cheating, and having a good marriage, and being a good parent, and people being idiots for breaking up their families. As usual the people who protest the loudest always end up being the most guilty, so people are just celebrating him getting his comeuppance.
>>225851404I feel like absolute shit but I'd wreck my metabolism if I had a snack so close to bed time
>>225851452thanks for the qrd man.
chick-fil-a is mid
>>225851495Their breakfast is fire
>>225851495their waffle fries and bbq sauce are good but yeah i agree
>>225851495It's literality the best fast food
>>225851545Its not even the best fried chicken slop
Problem, liberal?
>>225851683@grok make the woman a black man and replace rhodesian flags with turkiye flag
Might masturbate and go back to bed, idk.
There's so many political variations of the US flag bumper sticker that its impossible to identify them all
[Thread news] The current interracial marriage statistics thread unexpectedly features effortposts
>>225852176>>225852282ill punch your shit fgt
im waiting for an appropriate time to eat 2 jimmy deans english muffin breakfast sandwiches. just a couple more hours....
You hear about the ghost horse who broke his leg? They sent him to the boo factory.
>>225852522TIL
It's a plant so it's good for you
I almost pissed in my closet. I can't keep living like this anymore
>>225852739What's your problem
>>225852768I don't know. My head is fucked and I can't sleep
i choose not to sleep because i have free will
>>225852808Get your dad to blow some cigar smoke in your ear
>>225852808How did that almost cause you to piss in the 'set? You been drinking?
entering the mudzone
why are there split threadsam i missing something
>>225853044pumpkin thread was beat to the punch.this is the thread
>>225852898No. I've just been out of it
>>225853081pumpkin thread is nearly 4 hours older than this thread...
niggas eat fast food for breakfast
Saw a video on tiktok of this football coach throwing a small child probably 5 feet away playfully and the comments were full of zoomers acting like it was genuinely child abuse.I was the youngest in a large family and that was happening to me daily and half the time I enjoyed it. why are zoomers SO soft? genuinely?
>>225853140yeah but op posted his link too late
Tim Hortons slaves SHOCKED when Canadian orders in PERFECT PUNJABI
>>225853219
>>225853162Was it porn?
>>225853246King Frank
>>225853140pumpkin thread was late when it was made and the leaf didnt recycle
make canada chinese again
>>225853335Typical leaf
honestly it sucks bordering canada because it’s like having another california that’ll leak its problems into the first world. Nobody cares if you shoot a cartel, but as soon as you shoot a brown “engineer” the gun grabbers get their lawyers
how about Farts of Iron 4
I enjoy going back to WoW every few years with the friends but it always ends sad because it has community rot and everybody who still plays wow is a porn addicted retard NEET who only cares about playing the game PERFECTLY at all times, never enjoying anything just trying to be the best and readying 20 guides a day on how to play the game better because they have never actually had a job to put that energy into
>>225853365it’s rake season anyways
I truly don't understand chicken wing eaters. Nuggs and tendies are infinitely better but chicken wing KEKS just be like>Why yes, I do want to do more work for 1/10th of the meat, thank you.
>>225853425*rape season
>>225853468I’m not really a fan of any form of chicken tbqh. It’s probably the worst mainstream meat
>>225853505turkey is worse. AND porkin fact the only good pork is pulled pork and pork ribs.
>>225853520you killed the thread with anti-pork remarks :/
>>225854269pork sucks I only eat it to stick it to the jews and the muslims
Ladies night and the range tonightGonna try and meet a nice fat slut with a lot of tattoos
Only turkey legs are good and only if you eat them cold and salt the fuck out of them.
Did the baseball thing end yet?We didnt get much world series posting here
>>225853468Chicken wings are a vehicle for sauce, and flats are good enough to make up for how bad drums are.Yummy crispy skin and fat
>>225855199nuggs and tendies are better vehiclessimple as
All rise for the Brazilian national anthem https://youtu.be/lZWgo2Ak9sE
>>225855220Wrong. Nugs are tasteless, dry slime balls and taste only like vegetable oil.Tendies can be better if they're made by me, but I don't work at any restaurant.
>>225853162>why are zoomers SO soft? genuinely?Not all zoomers. The ones using Tok are going to be the retardo queers as a general rule
I just read about this indonesian/african guy who used to be president. Never heard of this guy before. Apparently he was super into fantasizing about gay sex and androgyny
youtu.be/MDiTkOj42F0my disabled wives
>>225855446Gross
>>225855486
>>225855541
https://youtu.be/ujjW0Gd19ag
>>225855541But he is literally yucking your yum so that image runs counter to the stiuation, doesn't it?
by the bogload
>>225855716I don't see any quotes retard
>dont yuck someone's yumVery yucky thing to thing
youtu.be/utlSZNPsgIAare yal'l halloweening this yearlast i did was in third grade
You ever encounter a guy who makes you think man this guy is full of shit. disingenuous type ykwim
Just smiling, grinning, and laughing like an idiot school child for "no reason" Yeah ok...
>>225856054He can't keep getting away with it
>>225856054why you being the joker dude
why do i keep waking up during the nightlike three or four times every night I'll wake up for a few minutes
>>225856361sleep apnea
Addo stann i miei Umaruamice
>>225856419but a doctor told me i don't have sleep apnea
>>225856737you doctor raped you
mornin' yall
>>225856800
Dogberg
>>225857108Catstein won't like this one bit
Some of you have never posted on Krautchan or Ylilauta and it SHOWS
>>225856878Lmfao that is actually wild that his medical license isn't suspended
>>225857226of course, I am not a pedo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw&t=41s
>>225857313Browns have free license to do whatever they want into canada
soon
i've lost about 20% on my google stocks. i demand a refund!
huge day for the black community
I will never own a home
>>225857519I used shibari or gun oil brand
Game publishers are discovering that making games geared towards homosexuals is a failing strategy because they all spend their money on AIDS medication and drugs, leaving nothing to spend on video games
>>225857519I used to use this stuff to run wires through polyurethane tubing
>>225857638I think it has more to do with the fact that they're a vocal minority so trying to make games for them is boxing yourself into a niche market. Not an especially wise marketing strategy
>>225857675Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Tomorrow is my birthday and I don't feel excited at all. I keep thinking I am older than I actually am, which just makes the dread worse. Being an unc is a fate worse than death.
We are neon and beyond, that's what we on and beyond, yup!Neon and beyond, that's what we on and beyond, yup!Neon and beyond, that's what we on
>>225857752Are you also a fellow last century Chad?
reagan was president when i was born
>>225857802Anon... I was born after 9/11...
>>225857859You’ll never be unc, you’ll always be a child
Burgerbros, why do some of you pretend you've never seen rye bread and it's impossible to find when you can literally get it in any supermarket? Is it a pathetic attempt to curry favor with le ebin nazi flag posters, or something?
>>225857859You’re a permanent nephew, not unc Sorry
>>225857915Krauts have nothing so they pretend we don’t have a concept of a bakery and only eat Kraft singles and wonderbread
>>225857519Just remember to have fun
My friend told me about a time she was about to fuck a guy and he had a micro penis and she immediately started cruely laughing in his face and told him to never call her again before leaving the room while still laughing. Fucking BRUTAL. Pretty unattractive to me though. That kind of mean spirited attitude is a massive turnoff for me I think I just lost almost all attraction to her after she recounted that story.
I cut my food budget to $2/day by eating only ground turkey, potatoes, and vegetables
>>225857993WowGood thing I don't have a micropenie
>>225857993Also she said she'd known him for years at that point and that they were "really good friends". Wonder how she would feel if I stopped mid-stroke and said "your pussy is too loose" and left while laughing. Actually horrible person for that
>>225857993nightmare fuel for me as a small penis-haver but at least im so ugly i'd never be put in that situation in the first place.
I think R*ddit is far toxicer than any 4chan boardWhy they have so much accesses? Is humanity over?
>>225857993you posted this yesterday or maybe even in this very thread already
>>225858102Actually that was me, anon and I just have very similar experiences
>>225858099Every website is toxic now
>>225857956No I know the euros that post here are petty faggots who get all their information off reddit, I'm talking about fellow burger flags acting like gruyere (or whatever) is some exotic delicacy no American has ever heard of. It's weird.
>>225858099reddit is where ugly and fat bitter women go to vent
>>225858165Those are teenagers who live in Nebraska and don’t go to the grocery store with their parents
>>225858099>Why they have so much accesses?its a (shitty) aggregate for news and memes.
I'm asking a woman on a date today
what’s madison wisconsin like
doubt the rye bread, or whatever, in the average grocery store here in anyway compares to proper bakery bread
>>225858214Saw one of those at the zooHe looked VERY comfortable
got mad at a video game this morning and felt ashamed of myself for caring about it that much
>>225858214Ears
>>225858248I think it's less shameful than getting mad at someone on 4chan, which I do frequently
>>225858248I stopped getting mad at video games when I accepted that my reflexes are not as fast as they used to be when I was 16
mostly stopped playing games
I play video games for about 2 or 3 hours a week because I have no free time
>>225858173yes I felt like, there are a sense of incomprehensibility and annoyance, like having a conversation with a narrow minded woman>>225858189must burn that site
>>225857993I have a friend with benefits who encountered a similar situation apparently, but like a soldier she powered through and helped him finish with her hand/fingers. She's Korean and the guy was Chinese apparently.
got a lot of (You)s maybe i’ll end up on r/4chan
Nothing says San Francisco like the smell of shit in the morning
Good morning everyone :]
>>225858473Reminds me of waking up next to my bf <3
Yes, I'm going to order slop. But I have selfish reasons. Today is my Friday and I need coffee to make it through the day. But I'm not just gonna order coffee, I have to pad the order out with something to eat for lunch, even though I'm not hungry
random france google maps
>>225858534BasedReal men don’t wipe The layer of crusty dookie is there to protect from ass rape
>>225858526>>225858605Good morning Krusty Crew!
Balder than a tire on a 2009 Sentra in downtown Chicago
>>225858589could be a nice background for an album cover
If I could live in the USA, this would be my state preference>1. Montana>2. Alaska>3. South Dakota>4. North Dakota>5. WyomingThoughts on my list?
>>225858682Based pajeet frontiersman
>>225858682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xzwZ0srGk
Need to piss really bad brosHold on, I’ll be right back
Hey guys, chillDudes pissing. Wait for him to get back
got something brewing in my bowels myself from my morning coffee
18-19 y/o Canadian twink/femboy butt smells something like a cinnamon roll crossed with a butter tart crossed with an apple pie. Warm and inviting, but a very similar scent
My.... ehhh.... name.... eeeh.... is..... eeeeeh..... Rolando
There’s a clear effort on Zionist run platforms like TikTok to socially engineer a gender conflict between white women and white men.
>>225858748Alright bros I’m back nowWhere were we?
Back from the walk of incels. Keith Urban's yacht rock album is fine. Its' strengths are how it tweaks the production excesses of the 70's to make the songs more tasteful & Urban's country twang, which makes the songs sound less nerdy and solemn than the sentimental 70's soul singing of the originals. But most of all, it is a testament to the power of AI-curated playlists, judging by the song selection.
>>225858781Kill yourself faggot>>225858801Hey guys he's back
>>225858794I…..uh….am, how you say? A registered sexual predator?
I’m very good at understanding foreigners who can barely speak English
>>225858795White women have done that themselves
Taco bell or mickey d's for lunch today?
>>225858795sort of thing a dumb person says
Inloathe sweets but I ordered a little piece of carrot cake because it goes well with my coffee
>White women have done that themselves
Your mother is a gay whore
>Your honor, do these sound like the actions of a man who has had "ALL HE COULD EAT"?
>>225858682Alaska can be kino but dont try and larp as daniel boone just live in anchorage or somewhere with more than 200 people
>>225858807I still don't know what "yacht rock" is supposed to be. Its just soft 70s rock with a little motown and new wave thrown in
The Federal government actually sends you an annual check for living in Alaska. 20 years ago it was $2,000 a year.
hello
woke up at 11:20 am award
>>225859249How can you manage
>>225859034Living in Alaska is awful and not worth the 2kT.2 years
>>225858824Your boy butt smells like freshly chopped habanero peppers, cumin and red chili pepper flake because you're always angry. Maybe when you learn to be nice your butt will smell like campfire smoke and maple sugar.
it was my roommate's birthday yesterday. i got him something pretty basic as a present because i don't really know him that well and he's kinda had a few pissy moments as a roommate.well, i just found out i was one of the two people who interacted with him in any way regarding his birthday. how do people live such lonely lives? in my friend group we always make a big deal of things, big bar crawls house parties etc etc. TWO PEOPLE?? and one of them is just an online friend? I am the only person IN REAL LIFE to say anything regarding his birthday??????? I have officially stared into the void of true loneliness and everything me and my friends have said about being socially anxious seems like a gigantic meme now
One of Death Grips's albums is called Niggas On The Moon. Two of the guys in the band are white. Do you think MC Ride, the black guy, lets them say the album's name? I tend to think that MC Ride is probably the kind of black guy who doesn't give a shit if you say niggas, but who knows really
For me it's the woods in the pacific northwest, no people just trees and 'squatches
Just met a black guy named Ichabod and had to run to the bathroom to laugh
>>225859369That goes hard as fuck though
>>225859255what
>>225859318mule my beloved
>>225859318I have zero irl friends other than my wife, we pretty much only interact with our immediate family as well
>>225859186fuck you
>>225858473nonexistant issue unless you purposefully go to the tenderloin
>>225859333MC Ride probably doesn't care, but even if he does, Zach Hill would easily overpower him in a fight anyway. Zach is 6'5" and ripped as FUCK and built like a freakin tank.
>>225859369Ichabod Crane
>>225859369That's a classic nameI bet you're named something like Cody
>>225859426I was stalked by a homeless woman for half an hour in SoMa
>>225859411dzień dobry, japończyku
Chop the top off a Porsche that's a headless horseExtendo long as an extension courtBitch I ball like JordanAnd I play full courtAnd if you're not my type them ya know I gotta keep the shit short
>>225859537>he lives SoMA
>>225859555>Chop the top off a Porsche
>>225859555Interior crocodile alligatorI drive a Chevrolet movie the-ate-er
>>225859549donranoc, przepraszam
>>225859318Some people just don't make a big deal of things like birthdays. I haven't properly "celebrated" my birthday since I was like, 10 years old. At most I go hang out with my bro and we get some food or go shooting or something.
>>225859594Did I say I lived there or even in San Francisco?
>>225859363It's pretty rad
>>225859638why would you purposefully visit SoMa? there is literally nothing of value there besides the total wine liqour store
>>225859379To sleep in so late, I mean
I have to go on a long flight soon and it's giving me anxiety because I'm terrified of having to shit on the plane.
When will we ban this demonic sport?
>>225859699Why?
>>225859699Going anywhere good?
>>225859715get rid of helmets and thin-out the shoulder pads
>>225859715Despite thousands of years of progress, most humans are still tribalistic at their core. It will be a long while yet
niggas be like"this terlit too scawy"
>>225859718It's too close to strangers and I worry someone else will have to shit at the same time and rush me by pounding on the door or something. I can't shit in the airport either unless I'm at the gate VERY early or it makes me nervous I'll miss the flight even if it's not a realistic concern. I probably won't have anything but water for almost 40 hours.
>>225859747It's probably not just blows to the head causing it I imagine. Your brain is part of a hydraulic system, after all.
>>225859602Good one
>>225859620>>225859394I think both of you are doing it out of preference and frankly it sounds chill as fuck. Love going out to the gun range, and lifeberg with wifeberg sounds like a good deal too. The difference? Living that way out of preference versus no other option. My roommate is unfortunately pretty unsocialized and he gets really angry easily and my time at the college dorms has been seeing him drive people off mixed with him saying to me stuff like, "yeah i got nothing going on all day so if you wanna hang out you know yeah we should" and it feels bad but i know like, if i invite him to stuff he has blown up on my friends before. just awkward, i feel bad for him. i think given some time college will be good for his social development
>>225859778I can't imagine being this scared of absolutely nothing. Do you even go outside unless it's an absolute imparative?
>>225859715I probably have this
All the job postings are gone
>canada US mexicoSurrounded by shit and the walls are closing in
>>225859820I have a normal job and stuff. I mostly poop at home.
>>225859811Is he an only child
>>225859849Only chumps shit for free
>>225859845I know a post was a scam or secretly a pyramid scheme when they reply to me Every once in a while I accidentally apply to obvious scams
Had to chill for a minute. Now, I'm gonna go to the megamall to buy a couple of essential oils for the vaporizer.
>>225857638>>225857725Consumers, including many literal homosexuals, do not want a videogame that is just a millennial tumblr self-insert character nagging the protagonist about gay shitSo many game studios go bankrupt before learning this lesson
>>225859853parent problems with a side of serving in the military
so much pain
>>225859912>NOOO HOW COULD EVIL EA KILL BIOWARE THEY WERE SO GO-
Yellow white man here, how does the ukraine war and iran war end?
>>225859849Are you just mentally ill then or something?
>>225859955Russian defeatStalemate
>>225859964Where do you think you are?
>>225859984>stalemateProbably more like a return to status quo or something along those lines
>>225859955second coming of christ
>>225859984>Russian defeatlol ukrop fantasies
>>225859948Bioware stopped being good long before the wokeslop though, DAO to DA2 was one of the biggest downgrades ever even if you try to blame the time crunch on EA you can still have a good story that doesn't completely shit on the first game with shit gameplay, they had both shit gameplay and a shit story, and if there really was that much of a time crunch they could have just recycled from the first game which was pretty much perfect as is, I will never stop hating these faggots for not ending the warden's story properly
>>225860041Nobody cares about your slavshit e-speak, niggerYou smell like shit and curry
>>225859984>Russian defeatLmfao it will be a North and South Korea situation where they are technically still at war because no one will admit they lost but agree to a stalemate
This was one of the most pointless, wasteful, needless wars in history
>>225860078>the ukrop is now copingkek bitchmade slave
>>225859984US has to get mad and leave, then Israel beats up Iran every 6 months indefinitely. Russia has to have political instability or Ukraine has to run out of people. Afaict
>>225860098It’ll be an Afghanistan situation except without the total occupation and puppet government America lost in Afghanistan and Russia will lose in Ukraine
>Redditjeet is now a ziggerWhat is up with this guy?
>>225860148That seems like an important difference
>>225860127Europeans like to pretend that they are LE PEEFUL but they are truly no better than Arabs when it comes to warmongering on their own continent
Ukrainian males wont even exist after the war is over
>>225860041I don't know how it isn't already one desu. Russia was a regional power at best before but now they aren't even that. Their massive stockpiles, their professional army, their vaunted airborne forces are no longer strategically relevent
>>225860148>America lost in AfghanistanUnlike Russia in Ukraine America was actually able to get to the capital and install a puppet government WHICH IS A VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION
we never lost a war if you think about it
>>225860185Indiana always have been
>>225860199The French revolution was a mistake
>>225860237>America was actually able to get to the capital and install a puppet government WHICH IS A VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONyah, and how did that go for us?
>timmler is here now defending ukrainiansa sad retarded life he has
>>225860249He used to worship NATO because orangeman didn't like it and Turdeau/Carney did
>>225860253you can thank the ancien régime for that
>>225860253definitely untrue. political theory and democracy at its zenith, and a rightful destruction of the arisocratic class
>>225860256Nta but it's worth noting that ukraine's government can't hide in poland until russia gets bored and leaves
>>225860256A lot better than it's going for Russia we were actually able to capture Afghanistan which not only is Russia not able to do in Ukraine but also was not able to do in Afghanistan itself lmao
>>225860298and russia cant reside in Ukraine either without getting merc'd by drones, whats your point?
For who?
>>225860198Yeah, because Slavs can try but can’t actually copy what we did in Afghanista and Iraq, so they have a long drawn out war with a military instead of militiaThey’ll get tired and leave like they did with Afghanistan >>225860237Yeah and who rules it right now?It’s the Taliban again
i miss cockeyed dot com.
>>225860185Stop fantasizing about brown people everyday of your life.
>>225860291The french aristocratic class, at that. Even afterwards they took that to an extreme even the brits found absurd
>>225860288>>225860291>in an amazing coincidence, jews got emancipated and everyone just started chimping out killing peopleBelongs in the dust bin of history
>>225860320Blame that on the Afghans unironically
>>225860308>we were actually able to capture Afghanistanoh really?
NEW>>225860344
>>225860316My point is that the situation is different
Russia genuinely lost to the Chechens and had to beg other Chechens to come save them
>>225860355Russia lost 15k in Afghanistan
>>225860346>and everyone just started chimping out killing peopleyou have a microscopic understanding of what actually happened
do you guys like coffee
every day i have two same mealsmeal #1>two bananasmeal #2>5 eggs fritatta with mortadella and sour cream
