Henry Pelham edition
https://bonepill.io/
And for my tea I am having hash brown waffles, mixed vegetables, edamame beans and Chinese chicken pieces
/brit/ is a liberal general. all kinks are valid
>>225813415we don't care tilde
Fucking love the insult“Freak”It just has such a raw and hateful menace to itI’d hate to be a freak
And for his tea Mousenonce is having mouldy milk, reduced to clear egg mayonnaise sandwich he stole and a stale packet of pringles
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1793092737368823.webm
And the latest from Aisha?
>>225813396don't understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCw-OnwEKBw
>>225813457Explains everything on the site
>>225813415Employed tranny confirming she lives in a council flat That exact counter top has been used by the council for almost all socialHousing made between 2010’and 2025Skint mess
>>225813462nonce shit
>>225813479vile tory
>>225813467it asked me to measure my bum circumference and i'm not going to do that
did employed woman get doxxed???
"malfoid" reeks of white supremacy and misogyny ew
>>225813415>And for my tea I am havingThis is a Bigmanlee phraseBigmanlee was popular on /britfeel/ around the time the "Tilde" trip was still active. He has never been popular here. Curious!
>>225813462the soy right, as it were
>>225813511Why not?
Get your freak on!
trippy demmie
>>225813576get a fucking clue
This is what AI is doing. This is the story of 2026.https://youtu.be/9-6GuttRWGE
>>225813486Thank you! x
>>225813479I've seen it in spainos posts too
Releasing the freakish gimp creature I've kept in my basement as a sex slave for the past 20 years back into the wild
>>225813529>>225813479blud is scooby do
>>225813609*unzips dick* hold still
chicken, chorizo, and mushroom risotto for tea
Ni rorkwz younwhqveb a poo gimp
It's well established I live in a council house in the Sundorne area of Shrewsbury you mong
It is kind of mental how kitchen counter tops in the uk can literally expose you for living in social housing Same with those cheap light cream/orange coloured cupboards
rorke is a PAWB
>>225813654was just saying this down the pub
ziedbelg
Made some steak and prawns for dinner and now my entire flat stinks Literally impossible to make tasty food unless you live in a massive house
>>225813609you ok umpetal? x
>>225813652mixing cultures there, my autism is not happy
Posting to raise awareness
incelling a poo
i want thishttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1793123636346110.webm
the government makes most of its money from income tax yet doesnt seem to be that bothered about AI making thousands of people jobless
>>225813734well known that tilde is a vile rorke
Anyway
>>225813704get an air purifier
>>225813576
>>225813734damn shes based
From a distance you're a looker but you're looking exhausted.
What counts as a micropenis isn't standardised, but is relative to normal penis length in each country, therefore it's determined differently by different national medical bodies.Therefore a Korean man's penis is normal in Korea, but is scarcely above the micropenis range by British medical standards.
>>225813778Right well that's him done then isn't it
[Bilibili] yahya sinwar (embed)
The entire culinary world has spent billions throughout the centuries to craft beautiful and luxurious food yet still to this day it’s impossible to make a tastier meal than thisFry some bacon in a panButter two slices of bread and pour more oil in the pan Fry the two slices of bread on both sides in the oil, butter and bacon grease Add the bacon, cheese and a small amount of cranberry sauce and squash it down into a sandwichFry until the cheese is melted, finish in oven if necessary
after all this I bet Tilde doesn't even work in Shrewsbury
>>225813415based bean eater
*sound of a jet overhead flying me to korea*
>>225813801cut lines from the final scene of the bourne supremacy
>>225813529interesting, who is bigmanlee?
Piehead is now using a AI to edit someone's posts on 4chan to make it look like I made the posts
na nite ziggeh
>>225813854Similar to Mark but younger and not an alcoholicKay's Cooking's sonHe was just some fat dosser that was popular on /britfeel/ because he was a fat dosser
the risotto was peng fyi
cheeky wank to Amy Studtzoomers wouldnt get it
>>225813751you can't have it ok
>>225813904He does that on purpose for attention so don't repost it ok
>>225813883Oh yeah I know him. Didn't know he posted here
and then mousey bowed out. shows who really rules this general
>>225813941who do you think youre replying to big guy
We could've had Star Trek communism. But instead we have Trumpian Zionist Klepto-Fascism.Well done Rorke. Well done. I bet you're very happy.
>>225813914>>225813941
>>225813959i'm team mousey, he absolutely runs this thread
I am going to try and level with employed tranny for once I understand you get some form of dopamine hit from being discussed on here but does the reality ever hit home for you that you are a mentally unwell, extremely unattractive, social shut out who on top of that is an ugly tranny living in a council flat and either working for minimun wage or on UC?
there's a lot of hair in my arsecrack. a mental amount
>>225813787
>>225813988get the hinge gf to trim it
>>225813821yankee slop that mate should be ashamed of yourself
>>225813988
going in the bath and will wash my hair afterwardsthank you x
>>225813988does it ever get matted into dreadlocks
wanking my arse straight off now
my chad mate literally had his missus trim his arse hairs and his cock and ball hairs
Trading my willy in to cex
kale mushrooms and feta will this combo work i will try it and find out in 16 minutes
>>225814055unused, but grade c
>>225813988dont cut it, I made that mistake in my teens
>>225813371The taking of Pelham 1,2,3You guys are fun hanging around, ezcept for the rightwing spastics.
>>225814049did he give you the hairs afterward?
>kale mushrooms and feta
just sneezed
rip anon he is making mustard gas
>>225814057sounds lushmaybe a bit of thyme? a bit of lemon?
>>225814086grow up
looks like it's a full moon out there tonight
in school used scissors and cut off my pubes in class and it itched liked mad thought it was a good idea at the time
>>225814003Genuinely the best tasting meal that’s physically possible on this planet lad
>>225814057kale is shit. Get on the spring greens.
>>225814084why do they smile like that?
>>225814114yeah it says it's a full moon on my watch
>>225813821this gonna do numbers on the social housing countertop
All the 5L bottles of water were sold out in Tesco today
Wish I understood the power I wielded when I was a kidShould have accused someone of being a nonce
Hum ShadowfaxShow us the meaning of tenor-bass
>>225814147the goyim have been nudged
full moon was yesterday
Me personally I’d love it if the world ends or some apocalyptic event happens as long as I survive
Just started a project to build a true to scale model of the Argonath
oh be quiet
How many Kentoids on /brit/?
>>225814153a lad at my school got restrained by a teacher and he shouted stop bumming me
step dad checks my post nowso if I want weed I will have to find some horrible disgusting chav to sell it to me and not just order it online like usual Cry
>>225814220corrr need to get my stimulant prescription in before they cut it off
>>225814236order some anthrax
>>225814220must be awesome to benefit from one of the many insane gravy trains in the uk
>>225814236where did you used to order weed online?
list of /brit/ usershttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIGOT_list
whens this war then
binging ben shapiro reacting to woke tiktoks
I remember a lad in 1sr year accusing our science teacher of being a nonce because he shouted at him and the teacher had a breakdown and started crying and gave a big speech about how something like that could ruin his life Really wish the kid had doubled down and kept accusing him
>>225814004aqua fps in the hobbit house
18:35 and it's pitch black outside
>>225813415
>>225814309faggot season
waitress' tit pushed up against my shoulder when she was putting my plate down so that was nice
>>225814259Tor
planning an extremely comfy evening
>>225814334nipple erotica
>>225814348how so
Got mild shoulder pain due to bad posture
Used to be friends with a nice Romanian lad, he’s in prison now of course
>>225814348bridget jones diary and a bucket of haagan daz is it
Me:Started stockpiling months ago because is was sensible due to current eventsEveryone else:Panic buying like sheep because the news told them to
weed is ILLEGAL in the uk
If the UK goes to war are they slower to force its citizens to join the army or nah?
18:39 and it's still dark outside
>>225813371>/brit/just wanted to share this lovely channel tracking a nurse's quiet daily life in osaka really relaxing content and well worth a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/@MiholivinginJAPAN
the employed woman "nigga"
>>225814393the scorpion and the frog
>Grand Theft Auto 6 Download Size Revealed To Be 210 GB
right so thats me on the tinnies and bokkles then
>>225814410Ktim, sitting here quite calmly while the rest of the country apparently freaks out about the lack of baked beans. Shan't be sharing my stash with them.
five mins until my riceis done and then i'll let them hang out for ten mins or so
mad how the button that launches a nuclear weapon on china is also the button that turns me into a rapist. butterfly effect init
just voted for Bibi
>>225814468>riceisAsian terrorists be like
>>225814424there was a japanese woman who would use her channel to show her countryside life and cleaning but it got overtaken by her husband's gaming and sim racing
>>225814454mmm oh no! there is no way my device can handle something so BIG !!
am gay
>>225814481how
>>225814481sc
>>225814488Osono's life is not so simple any more
>>225814488well he's clearly getting a lot more views
+10000 izzat for praying at Mecca
one of my most despised accents is the half-posh who talk with a lil urban twangutterly horrendous sound
I'll do something.
>>225814488content creators are basically prossies in that they will do anything the customer asks
>>225814454>deleting a quarter of drive space for ONE gameBAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>225814550Vocaroo your nasally incel whine for the rest of us to judge please
>>225814454The juice ain't worth the squeeze
>>225814558You are the bootlicker anon
>>225814577>a quarterdoesnt sound so bad
roooooooooooooooooooooooooorkey roooooooooooooo *dabs*
need my arse shagged rotten
>>225814458Based preparedbro
>>225814582I once vocarood my voice in response to an australian who immediately conceded defeat
>>225814577can only play 1 game at a time anyway
yo cody i just found a quarter
>>225814618I know this isn't true because nobody has EVER conceded defeat on this general and absolutely never will.
>>225814577theyll do a cloud/streaming version
>>225814618remember that lol
>>225814596FINNA DAB ON EM
Dad's gone schizo listening to right wing youtubers and preppers. The gas is cut off and he doesn't want to turn it back on. There's no heating or hot water. He's stockpiling and the house looks like a warehouse
scran
>>225814577i only play gtav anyway. i just spend all day driving around aimlessly while listening to stuff
>>225814658ever
>>225814646https://voca.ro/1n6YfiY2Tgwg
Cyraxx was the reason why you don't fuck your daughter but he's not even inbred
don't think my dad has ever thought about politics in his lifethe other day he asked me who the prime minister was
post then
>>225814729you never had much hope did you
have a visceral disgust reaction to seeing videos in 60fps unnatural, abominable, wrong
>>225814700sccccccc
>>225813821Will try this
>white supremacist wannabe shooter>he's half-blackomdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZCd7g-zGgg
heartburn has subsided and comfort resumed
>>225813821that does sound good
>>225814231BILLY NO MATESBILLY NO MATES
what do you do if high school girls stare at you
>>225814700howl
>people still consume ai-generated crime-slop with ai voiceovers and boring dogshit footage with a guy going " but then THIS happened"
Shag them
>>225814793i call it secondary school unless you mean they're schoolgirls who are high in which case i would tut and wonder where are the parents
>>225814793Steal their lunch money
have been unemployed for 16 years now
tried a soju earlier really terrible to be honest evropa has the alcohol game on lock
*millennial pause*yeah so erm... fanks for the award
>>225814838why?
High school girls staring at you is just a compliment or them thinking you're a complete freak
>>225814848reminds me a bit of rodney from only fools
>>225814516scream
>>225814838thats longer then ive been alive
when will gta6 be on PC
>>225814855lazy, selfish, unambitious etc.
>>225814848dont bully r 'arry hes a good lad
>>225814888couple years probably
This 7PM nighttime has me motivated from the dark but it's not too late to cleanFor today? Cans and bottles
workers of the world unite
thoughts?
>>225814855Don't want to workYou don't need a job to survive in Western Europe
>>225814919i have them often
>>225814848w englandspainards probably seething about laminate jamal
>>225814622lockdown soijak party done broke his goddamn mind
>>225814889you must have shit clothes and never travel anywhere cool
>>225814908only a minority of the workers still working on gta are in the uk they'll just send off the few remaining jobs to the usa and india
Envious of Harry Kane.His thinking patterns are like:>hungry now, better eat>match soon, better practice>lads are out drinking, better joing them>mrs looks sad, lets cheer her up>morning time now, kids need to get ready for school>sleepy now, time for bedthis is how men should be
>>225814935is there more to life than survival?
I'm the only non-incel here
>>225814945Hope you put an end to them
>>225814888early next year
>>225814570>content creators
>>225814954Aren't they from the UK
>>225814935see >>225814952
>>225814951umm meant for >>225814772
>>225814952clothes are more bland than outright shit but basically correct yes
>>225814968why? they're nice thoughts
>>225814954>only a minority of the workers still working on gta are in the ukliterally the oppositemajority of the developers are british
>>225814998grow up mate
>>225814975yeah but now owned by an american publisher and the majority of the devs are not in scotland anymore they're outside the uk.
>>225814958The best things in life are free
>>225814955and he found a loving plump fertile childhood sweetheart to settle down with too
>>225815007but my narrative
>>225814998Right well I'm not proud of it but I definitely would shag this large woman
I was looking for a job and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>225814998cockberg is screaming at me over this one. fat girls rule the world
>>225814998zboyla thet hogh
>>225815037nice clothes though
we are the umpops umpops
>uploaded my porn folder to Google Drive by accidentfuck
just finished dragonball gtover the past 2 months or so i rewatched the og dragonball to this point from start to finish
misspelling spoiler that hog directly in response to that one lad saying he uses the term to find fat fitties in the archive is an underrated recent gimmick
>>225815083We are bloody not
>>225815043tell it to quieten down
neet mentality is fascinating tbph. totally willing to miss out on essentially most of what life has to offer in order to stay in a smelly bedsit all day. very strange.
Just remembered cybergoths used to be a thing from about 1997 - 2007 Then they all seemingly disappeared overnight...Think some YouTube video of them dancing got turned into one of the internet's earliest cringe memes + they kept getting attacked by the "chavs" as they were then known, including a murder of one of them just for being a goth iircI wonder how many other subcultures throughout history have been lost to the void...
Need a hobbyAny suggestions?
um danone x
>>225815088Right well that'll be that scanned and indexed and added to your permanent file and advert suggestions list. Hope there's nothing questionable in there.
>>225815091scream
>>225815091also the guy who filters the phrase
>>225814848What's the millennial pause?
>>225815097My problem is I need to be suffocated to death by your ample bosom. I don't think I can go another day living without it.
>>225815102basically every subculture except metalheads has disappeared
we are the granddaughters of the cybergoths the chavs could not stab
>>225815111stamp collection
>>225815118yeah i checked and nothing to bad other than it all being interracial
the zoomer freakout
>>225815144gp
>>225815089that's very commendable as dragonball is about 90% filler
happy slap a goth to death
>>225815170
>>225815154wmbf?
japanese women should all do porn
>>225815170I'd kill you easily you VPN abusing nonce
onion bhaji sandwiches are peng if you use ciabatta rolls, loads of butter, mayonnaise and franks hot sauce
El mono estadounidense
don’t understand how tearing up a farmers league is worthy of a ballon d’or
>>225815190post wrist
sick of playing video games. i don’t want to fucking play them anymore but there’s nothing else to do
>>225815193right well I won't be making this ever
>>225815141still some punk folk about
Watching some IMWF porn x
>>225815118nothing but ads for peanut butter and adultwork
>>225815205it is when an English does it
hi
>>225815185na. bmafno idea why but that's the only porn i watch>>225815188all women should be in porn by law
>>225815214well you should, little pigling that you are.
>>225815181need her to gain 3 stone
Every man who watches porn should be fed feet first into a biofuel incinerator
>>225815220irish man welsh female
if they did awards for the football played in my local area itd be called the ballon p'oorcus we're all bloody skint
>>225815273
>>225815102maybe its because now that symbol she has on her mask means they have AIDS or are "pozzed" youre going to flip out at this because its the simps first reaction but its true
>>225815269yeah she's too old for the skinny 16 year old look nowshe'll regret it as she gains wrinkles without that necessary fat
Get the "nigga" poo out now!!!!
>>225815168tbf i switched to kai (edited with american music) halfway through the frieza saga
Im fat and got plenty wrinkles from smiling all day every day
meltdown imminent
>>225815306I think only very few people see a biohazard symbol and thing of gay poz AIDs fetish content, but I suppose it depends what circles you run in eh?
>>225815306you sure know your pozzing m8
*starts screaming*
>>225815354no,l butthew, it doesnt its bad optics if poz parties co opt your symbol
too early ok
need to gain a few clues
just saw someone I grew up with doing well in life and now I'm depressed
>>225815417feel happy for them and you can use that happiness as fuel for gaining a clue or two
got the george michael on
in bed
>>225815440what clues would that bealso I'm not happy for them or angry? I just think where did it go wrong for me
>>225815349>>225815349>>225815349
