Aberblack sheep edition
>>225792392check out the bollocks on that sheep
foy lool
right thats an arse covered with shite then is it
here we are then
Gonna try not to drink tonight
since when is sir keir starmer not allowed in /brit/?
>>225792403um
>>225792409right well they're massive bollocks aren't they
>>225792413WHERE??!
All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
Rorke....Rorke changed everything
>>225792409thats insane
theyve locked up poo seal
>>225792449ROOOOOAAAAARIIIIING
Arnaki sta karvouna
>>225792247um
not feeling very well an now I've started doing evil farts
>>225792435 (JF)R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol
>>225792449looked like young mihai in my youthnow i look like old mihaitimes up for melike it was for himrip
>>225792479that's a bloke
what are you even meant to say to a woman when you match with her on a dating app?I try to compliment her and get nothingI try to ask a question and get nothing
>>225792488Time was up for him because he fell to the gay death. Only applies to gays
>>225792481poo or sick about to come out
>>225792498fancy a shag?
>>225792498tell herI wonder how that pussy smell
>>225792498fuck knowsi can hold a conversation with anyone irl but i hate texting
I found peace in darkness, and comfort in solitude
>>225792512*twink death
>>225792498did you see the game the other night? the big fixture?
if the sun is so bigwhy won't it fight me
luis de la fuente just won men's coach of the year
so if you don't get hard when you see a beautiful woman in real life that's means your willy doesn't work properly
Want to play Pokémon Showdown? I'm on pc naow
We can't compete with China - they work 9/9/6 If the West doesnt start working weekends we're cooked.
>>225792560that means you watch too much pornography
>>225792560But but if she has her tits out maybe there's something to look at if you still don't get hard
>>225792490
sir beer drinkersir fag smoker
spent the entire day marathoning the Carrie series because i don’t have a job
Done my bollocks in
>>225792560it's quite simple if you don't wake up stiff you're dead
bullying hurts
banging my flaccid willy on my desk
>>225792560i dont get eroctions in public because its unbecoming of a gentleman
I miss the sex with my ex. We weren't really cut out for a life-long relationship, but we had so much fun in this regard. So many fun memories, like fingering her in the kitchen while cooking and then her flat mate would walk in and trying to keep it a secret. Or the public stuff we got up to. Fuck.
>>225792598it's fucking shit
should probably stop wanking everyday and make it once every other day
>>225792613She loves it
What's the meaning of life?
>>225792636>i'm 41you look about 53 mate
>>225792633once a day would be cutting it down, for me
>>225792454Those are far from kids, you absolute wuss. Besides you knew it was me, so I don't know what the tantrum is about. How much of a fag do you have to be to hate that sight? We will never be friends. Good night, and never speak to me again
>>225792633that'll happen naturally as you get older. don't force it. enjoy it
>>225792636she looks really happy
Are you going to take a stroll down the now pedestrian only oxford st? Do enjoy it.
>>225792636laying in a hammock on the beach
*runs off*
The Asian pint gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WwtGK32cQ8
just want to be put in a chastity cage by a fit woman and have her dictate everything i do
>>225792687it 8x lush
>>225792686state of that
If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
Reached a new lowTrying that rustlers spice bag
>>225792699...or be a dog
>>225792699The moment you regret it, and you will very quickly, I will jump in through the window and break you out.
>>225792725Needs to be speed up and be a jif
>>225792686hooting my arse off at his face
>>225791893>>225792172>>225792403how is this possible
>>225792686his fault for not tilting desu
>>225792725>t. plays with spiderman lego
>>225792725>Patrick Bateman on the right They have never done this
>>225792458Couldn't happen to a more deserving soul
>>225792751I do this
Listening to XIBALBA. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
john honey is literally a gta character that escaped into the real world
>>225792686Bit of a frothy/foamy pint that? Can I have some lager with my frothy foam please love?
>>225792653who are you exactly why would i know who you are you randomly quoted me then started posting up skirts of children
>No knighthood>No OBE>No honorary doctoratesIt's a fucking disgrace.
gently tickled the toilfus lower tummy earlier, closest I've got to her fanois so far
nth for the holodem
>>225792769poo seal done nowt wrong
>>225792798HERO.
>>225792817potentially damaging lie
>>225792527some people say you should just ask them out straight away
>>225792713not very bottom friendly diet
Not a good time to be a great white shark atm…
>>225792839you're one to talk
its good to sleep on your left or right side cant remember which one cos of your organs and thatwent to school with a girl who had her organs switched over her heart was on her right and she wore a bracelet all the tiem saying thsi in case she went ot the hospital and they couldnt find her heart
>>225792748janny was mad he didnt get to post then ew
Co-Op's Irresistible melton mowbray pork pies being £2 is fantastic
>>225792827level 1000 thug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JfHrEV78o
arrest the poo seals
>>225792687one day he stinks of fish the next he stinks of shit
*passes gas*
>>225792829she was trying to see where I was ticklish so I did the same in kind, turns out she isn't ticklish there but wouldn't say where
>>225792817email from HR in your inbox tomorrow morning mate
>>225792851yeah but shouldnt he have been banned after two deleted news
>>225792850The heart being on the right side is a known condition, it might not be allowed other organs. Women have their hearts more in the centre anyway
post that nigga SOULhttps://youtu.be/MWIHoXpn0Ek
>>225792817youre the fanny why havent you porked her yet
>>225792840Not a great time to be a White anything at the moment mate. But that all changes TONIGHT when Sir Harry Kane claims his Ballon d'Or.
muahahahahahaha
BRO
any ChannelFadge viewers in?
>>225792882>it might not be allowed other organsyeah? who are you? GOD?
been eating salad ingredients recently
It is 17 weeks where the lungs begin opening (their aerola sacks) and start functioning, 20-25 weeks premature The lungs are the first thing to form, and start near the top (head) of the foetus. I think it's 4 weeks. The GI and oesophagus form from the same line through it
>>225792924Salad is shit
Same x
any man here every been on an incel walk through central london from 1am-5amit rather interesting
ready for 'ween
They linked up
>>225792909COOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
>>225792892because she isn't single. She's coming to see me behind his back but draws the line at shagging until they've officially splitShe came dangerously close to being caught this evening and apparently had a massive argument recently so it seems the end is nigh
>>225792944Obese woman
>>22579293127* weeks
kino tiktok loss
>>225792924handful of spinach, half a bell pepper, carrot
>>225792952>gay man
>>225792946SCR
>>225792909Yea brutalist China for me and I'll wear my evil incel vampire cape
>>225792909lets go to fruitynigger aero-china
>>225792951is she fit/are you fit?
>>225792934salad: japan is good actually
>>225792946>both sad old dossers that live off benefitsseems like they'd get on
>>225792946.
–24+ weeks: The lungs start producing surfactant (a substance that keeps air sacs from collapsing), and viability outside the womb becomes possible with intensive medical support, though lungs remain immature.Which is then that many weeks premature, and when early pregnancy becomes viable
Would love to move to China but I wouldnt be able to post on the chan
>>225792951Bin her off lad if she does this to her current bf she'll be doing the same to you. Not a good start to be lying like that
>>225793000just use a vpn like you are right now
>>225792454>dtfic performative melty over seeing the most adult foieds in Adulttown
>>225792943bruh wutfucking wutsometimes i'll be smashed at that time but not incel walkingfunny to think u could have seen me >>225792817how did you pull this off and how did she react
>>225792914no no no never definitely not
>>225793007me on the bottom
>>225793007some neeky wifeguy made this
>>225793007*raises hand* guilty
>>225792909china mogs wish i could stay there but they wont give me bennies
23–24+ weeks: The lungs start producing surfactant (a substance that keeps air sacs from collapsing), and viability outside the womb becomes possible with intensive medical support, though lungs remain immature.Still going to shift it to 7 throughout all that
14th /brit/ Air Division, 49th Poo Seal Wing, 475th Tactical Fighter Squadron "Flying Bradleys"
>>225793007literally all me
>>225792988she's fit, objectively cause colleagues agreed with meharder to say for myself, far from a chad but I have a decent jawline and I'm not fat
wtf
would love to move to chyna but am not legally allowed to leave the country
DTFIC drove Quentin Scobie mad and ruined his life
>>225793007why are all the women wearing a hat?
>>225793023didn't ask for your grindr bio
>>225793007An image that bears absolutely zero resemblance to reality>Feminism benefits men
>>225793014I dont use VPNs. I also dont install mods in my games. Dont want Xi, a great man and leader, to arrest me
>>225793000The whole country is like a cut scene from FF7
>>225793007all of those bad ones are me except looksmaxxer
>>225793007chad can't meme
>>225793053LOL
ok
>>225792937Looks peng
>>225793038ok your life sounds peng. was it always this way? it's ok to say "yes"
>>225793007>reddit filenameif leftypol gets all the pussy in the world, why does he keep trooning out???
>>225793062Never played that game. But i dont like the look of that. Im sure I would find something I would like its huge after all
1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler
>>225793020why not? He's a good lad
the lizard is still there
saka just won the socrates award
he really has produced zero proof that he lives in nova scotia, has he
SAKA SOCRATES AWARD WINNER
>>225793098get it bbq'd
>>225793097oh I dunno about all that
>>225793007and yet every single women’s ex was abusive and evil and disrespectful towards womenmakes you think
>>225793105aint that where Ellen Page is from?
>>225793004I know, others have said the same but he relationship history has been all long steady relationships and she doesn't like drinking or partying so she's not your typical slag>>225793018we were just cuddling on the sofa and she was gently moving her fingers around my torso so I slid a cheeky finger under her top. She just took gently moved it to her waist, did the same when I tried stroking her bum before
>>225793062it looks cool and all but I don't don't find Chinese girls very attractive>>225793078thanks, it was good, that was dinner, dipped in honey and a big glass of cold milk
>>225793122GIWTWM
>>225793115I do not wish I were in tijuana eating bbq iguana no no no
>>225793105dtfic is spakiit’s a computer program
>>225793104only thing he's winning this year! (is that a good football joke?)
>>225793080no, I spent my 20s being repellent to women but have been having a slow and steady glow-up in the last ~5 yearsI'm still a virge fyi, I'm flying by the seat of my pants here
Spaki is a computer program
>>225792937corrr it lush x
>>225793122nah I'm a good man
>Anxiety>Bad breath>Acne>Shy>Yellow teeth>Balding>Short>Out of shapeList of things I need to improve about myself.
>>225793129oh i thougth u were at work or something didn't realise u already got her 1 on 1 shit lmao
what is all this anyway? please don't try to make me go insane I'm just trying to share photos of this little lizard person ok
>>225793175Thats fucking awful.
wild transformation init
>>225793188looks like dinner to me
they're shilling the edited videos of chongqing again
>>225793197Does she still have the massive miller's and huge aeriolas
>>225793173based if true
kane don't look
>>225793188lizardberg
might go for walk in the dark
>>225793169AI
>>225793197>>225793169Milkers
A walk in the dark?
>>225793230Poirots next case in the making
>>225793188he cute>>225793197she used to be normal looking, now she looks like she's 40 >>225793177do you guys make breadrolls in the UK?
>>225793246rapelad no!!
there are a lot of dragonflies here
let me guess........ somebody stole your sweet roll
>>225793220what could've been
This Saturday, my garden, tea and seed cake. You're all welcome to com.
>>225793242she's 10 there ya dutty bastard
eating a barmcake not saying what's in it
my niece just started school and all the white girls and black boys were partnered up with eachother for games meanwhile the white boys were told they were racist imperalists and left outside in the rain. when the parents conplained they were told they were racist far righters but they just want they’re country back like if you agree
>>225793272Poppy seed cake
yes I'd like to talk about such and such and the other with you but I absolutely must not do that
>>225793280wha tyone arth is thes tory of thisand look at the disapproving look of that woman in black lmnao
>>225793184nah she left the job towards the start of the year. It's been many months of, lets face it, orbiting, and multiple moments where I thought it wasn't going to happen and then all of a sudden she's coming round mine for a cuddle every other weekend and it's looking Iike something is happening
>>225793299fuck off diego
>>225793280>Nooooooo
>>225793278>10 years old and marriedBased child marriage especially if she ends up with huge veiny milkies like that
Do better. Dress smarter.
Deegs will love this news ok FridayI WillTellhim ok ..
>>225793308lol, robbers will start wearing niqabs
>>225793207the holiest of copes
Leftypol hates this
>>225793304how did you get the change to happeni know what u mean tho i was kinda pining after one girl from a friend group for 6 months and finally after a lot of effort she finally let me kiss her properlyand then that led tosleeping togetherand then she got a bf and it got a bit weird cos it's an open relationship shit and i think that's quite ickybut at the same time i dont exactly have any other options when it comes to hooking up with someone i know...
Awooga! Boioioioingggg!!
shat me knickers again
the toil freaks do be going to sleep because they have day 2 tomorrow loool
>>225793308Not allowed in France.
>>225793214it is wild how much you can improve yourself just by losing a bit of weight, cutting your hair, dressing better and having a basic skin routine. Kicking myself for not putting the effort in earlier but I had zero motivation or confidence
>>225793280fucking tits sex
>>225793280
still haven't taken the drugsthink it might be hours laterlizard is still present
>>225793336am I allowed to grill pork there?
who won the bally don dor then?
chongqing flied lice and egg chow mein with lots of katsu sauce and chips ok get that sent around asap !!
>>225793336Leftypol hates community.He hates third spaces.
>>225793330hs
>>225793354Why is she recording tho
>>225793351haha i've done all that since my early 20s was called "fashionable" "cool" "good skin" "pretty" etc by girls didn't get an shags tho cos i'm sadly straight but effeminate short and not sexually appealling
>>225793264*suddenly pulls out a sword*NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>>225793363Don't be fucking racist
>>225793349hijabs are allowed (except in the public function), face covering aren't
>>225793367disingenuous question
>>225793362Ngubu
>>225793351i'm next in line. watch this space :)
duolicious gf has stopped replying
>>225793377You're fucking racist
>>225793385how is it
You went too far Mousey. It's over for you
>>225793293kinda shit leftypol types with one hand as a 'joke', only for it to have actually happened
>>225793400well yeah
>>225793384Amaze
>>225793329
kane and yamal side by side, top 2 then
maaaaate
People say my celebrity lookalike is Jeremy Clarkson
SOME PEOPLE DECEIVE US WITH LIES DIVIDE US, DERIDE US, AND FEED OUR CONFUSION BUT ALL WE BELIEVE IN IS ON THE LINE THERE'S A LIGHT THAT LEADS US ALL INTO THE FUTURE SO WE WILL RISE ABOVE IT MAY FEEL LIKE WE WILL LOSE BUT AFTER FIGHTING, WE WON'T REGRET IT VOICES JOINED IN UNITY STANDING FOR THE TRUTH WE WILL DEFEND UNTIL THE END
>>225792950>chengdugay capital of chinaso hes getting wanked off in there basically
how are they still so bad at football
right well that's a frozen dr oetker ristorante quattro formaggi slid into a 200 degree oven then
>>225793430Sorry to hear that
>yes it is a 10 year old with a wedding ring on, that makes you a PAEDOPHILE Are they going to be spamming that next because of a face picture that you claimed is of a 10 year old
>>225793441yeah they should be better
>>225793444Alri 190
>>2257934244D chess
>>225793363whats katsu got to do with china you stupid retard
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqy0r3n17gjyo>Justyna Hulboj and Lena Czepczor,>Hardeep Bhachu and Jasskamal Riyat>Judge SinghSome eastern Europeans run down by some pakis and some sikh judge. Normal day in the yookay
megamelty
sent all my rent money to princess chelsea again haven’t i
"grow up"
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225793471>Hardeep
>>225793324sir thomas shelby
>>225793471They're all English rorke
>>225793477i don't get the pointif he going to drink out of it something
Are you are you coming fir the na nnanananana mmmm nana
>>225793481i will produce one ok
DIE! DIE! DIE!
playing some demo off Steam where you kill loads of Scotch bastards lmfao it's well good
>>225793362r1b
this is the new ok >>225793513>>225793513
>>225793503My Daaaarling
>>225793280ok i will drink it !
China. Why can't we have this
Going to play some 7 days to die one of these days
>>225793508ok I will play it!!
you know what's really funny is for a time I thought that possibly ____________ was __ ______ but I realized that couldn't be right and now I know that ____ who ______ __ ___ __ _______ ______ _________ ______ is in fact __ actual ______funny huh?
>>225793508Off Steam because of woke banning it
>>225793518you are taking the piss ok
>>225793539
>>225793495ye
>>225793451why are you talking about a ten year old's 'milkers' mate?
>>225793410aayy homes…the wokes got us by the cajones ese…nuestra raza blanco es finito o algo…the puta wokes won homes
>>225793546
>>225793554She hit the wall bad at 21
well guess I'll go look at facebook again I don't even like facebook but this is how things are now
>>225793531does she get tyrone with her fried chicken
>>225793566
>>225793554wtf happened after 20
>>225793589who is that
>>225793608That's when most women hit the wall ime
>>225793614Friend
>>225793337months ago I confessed my attraction to her and eventually she told me it was mutual. After that it was really just a case of keeping in touch, not too much and not too little, with just a hint of flirtiness to avoid the friend zone, while I patiently waited for her relationship to collapse. There were signs of cracks for a while, it's not like I was just hoping it might happen, she told me the only reason she hasn't split yet is because she feels a bit sorry for him
>>225793471
>>225793624I disagree
>>225793630small wiggle
>>225793636Me when someone says mean thing to me
>>225793390god speed lad, I believe in you
>>225793635while u were working together? risky business
>>225793644Check this one out. I couldnt get a full photo of it. But it was huge.
>>225793672what is he doing in there? eating old rotten wood?
>>225793690My guess is hibernating. I dont know
the new?not using that earlymong's
mbappe won
>>225793706Just whipping one up if you're willing to wait a mere 300 seconds
>>225793706get it deleted
>>225793668faint heart never won fair maiden
