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idk if /asean/ experience it, but indog education literally inject us 10yo with ASEAN HistoryI still fucking remember founding 5 fathers of ASEAN at Bangkok 1967; Adam Malik from indo, Tunku Abdul Razak from Malaysia, Thanat Khoman from Thailand, S. Rajaratnam from Singapore, Narciso Ramos from Philippinesit's in my core memory also we have to memorize asean economic cooperation but it didn't happen. the project FAIL except indog and malay actually produce fertilizer
Good morningCurrent weight: 75.7kg700 grams increase from last Friday morning
you can't suffer in Philippines with this entertainment
>>225766424We don't know anything about ASEAN here in the Philippines. In the Philippines, schools mostly teach you how to become a docile worker or business owner, at your own financial expense. The Philippines doesn't produce fertilizer because you need to be industrialized and produce oil to make fertilizer.
>>225767935that make sense because indonesia had an oil surplus until 2003
>>225766643Filipino men and their weird obsession with competitive animal abuse sports like cockfighting and spider fighting. Truly a pinnacle of inferior intelligence.
>>225763194she looks like
so sick of retarded jawir presidents
Kota Kinabalu looks pretty neat to travel but the ticket is too expensive for me
apakah mayoritas cokin dan orang Kristen indonesia tahu kalau serangan teroris PERTAMA di Gereja saat NATAL adalah perbuatan Keluarga Cendana?stop living in bubble! kalian bukan org bodoh
I am concerned about the levels of female circumcision in Indonesia and the impact its having on the sex lives of Indonesian women.
>>225771701we cut them to seal the demon. imagine if we didn't cut them. do you want to let the seegs crazed demon run loose?
>>225771666nigger
>>225771883
Idubbbz lost his virginity in his late 20s. It's not too late for me... Yet
>>225772013do you really want a fate like Icuckz?
>>225772003
>>225766643its fucking over, the goyjins have learned of filipino kino entertaiinment.
>>225769112they yearn for the colosseum
>>225772100
>>225772100>>225771883
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>>225772325absolute hilarious once you realize that the most famous pinoy painting during the spanish era was about the roman colosseum.
Bro This shit was a vibe The crowd was very loud It's called rock and roll
>>225772427what is the painting called?
Why did the Philippines never prospered under American influence?
>>225772558we don't eat pagpag
>>225771666whore
>>225772483spoliariumhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoliarium
I have a conspiracy that ICE is implanting or falsely accusing illegally deported filipinos with child pornography as an excuse.
>>225772352>>225772384
In the night I hear them talkThe coldest story ever toldSomewhere far along this road he lost his soulTo a woman so heartless
>>225772588aye thank.
>>225772691yanc
>>225772691
>>225763194sea girls want be korean so bad
>>>/hr/5297192Kiss your senior.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wn1zUbk6tE
Working for a filipino sucks.
YE likes indog, this can't be happening fucking hellhttps://x.com/kanyewest/status/2114407186264924318
God, show me the way because the devil's tryna break me down
>>225769112Nah this is human instinct to witness combat in nature, ie. from Pokemon up to boxing, heck sports and e-sports can be combat witnessing too in a way.
>>225772887>>225772965
i gotta testify
we at warwe at war with terrorism, racism, but most of allwe at war with ourselves
>>225772616>>225772992testify what?
>>225772791>>225772992>>225773048
>>225772992
>>225773048I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin' extra fly'Fore the day I die, I'ma touch the sky
>>225773094>>225773121
>>225773121>>225773192
comfy
>>225773221istri kerja tkw ti mana 'a? barudak mondok?
Orang desa ngga makan saham BCAOrang desa yg penting bisa rokok kopi mancing
>>225773354ama judol
Ye lost chuds
Go blog
>have to buy my own lunch using my own money like a goy for the next 3 weeks because the office cafeteria is being renovatedI suffer.
>>225773207>>225773538>mr. lim provides him with free food at the cafeteria every day.
>food is free during work in malaysia
>>225773538my office bought us food from outside when the kitchen was out of service
>>225773538>free foodyou can't suffer in malay
>free food>free parking>free annual medical checkup>employee discount>nap room>shit pay>unpaid overtimethere is always a catch
Ye won though
>>225773759you can get shit pay and unpaid OT while having no free food and no free parking
>>225773759>no food>no parking>no annual medical checkup>no employee discount>no nap room>shit pay>unpaid overtimeHere in the Philippines this is how it works
makan siang gratis
>>225773791Indonesia but no parking...
>>225773610
I think I just fell in love with a pornstar
>>225773877Who?
>>225773877momonogi kana?
screw owwa membership fee and sss niggers
shes not gonna fuck you chud
Make her knees shake, make a priest faintMake a nun cum, make her cremate
No more drugs for mePussy and religion is all I need
I think I fell in love with a pornstarAnd got married in the bathroomHoneymoon on the dance floorAnd got divorced by the end of the night
Why haven't humans figured out how to breed ACTUAL miniature pigs yet
>>225773932johnny sins
Black timbs all on your couch againBlack dick all in your spouse again
>>225773876
>>225773759>>free foodso they can keep you from going outside so you can stay in your cage>>free parkingso they can keep you in the office for a loooong time>>free annual medical checkupso they have a reason and know when to get rid of you>>employee discount they give you leftover product>>nap roomcongratz! the office is now your 2nd home!
>>225773932She's dead peach
>>225774371ចប់បាត់
IT'S SO HARD TO LIVE HERE IN THE PHILIPPINESLIKE OMG WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE IN SURVIVAL MODE WHEN YOU'RE BORN HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES. GOING TO WORK IS SUCH A HASSLE. THINGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE BUT NOT FIT FOR THE PRICE (BUBUYOG). LIFE IS REALLY A PAIN IN THE ASS, ALL STRESS. THOSE JERKS JUST WANT TO LIVE BUT THEY'LL STILL PISS YOU OFF WITH THEIR SHADY SCHEMES, THOSE DAMN PESTS!!!!! DAMNIT THIS GOVERNMENT IS FULL OF CORRUPT, STUPID VOTERS, A SCOURGE ON SOCIETY. WHEN I GET THE INFINITY STONES, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONES I'LL SNAP!!! IT'S SO HARD TO LOVE THE PHILIPPINES, EVERYTHING IS JUST A STRUGGLE, SO INCONVENIENT TO LIVE HERE. SO IF YOU EVER GET A CHANCE TO GO ABROAD, DAMNIT, DON'T WASTE IT. DON'T BE LIKE ME WHO WASTED SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES HOPING FOR CHANGE IN THIS COUNTRY, THIS DAMN LIFE.
>>225774131For what purpose, pets?
I dont care about stocks, economy, msci whatever shit in this country as long as i can watch KDM everything is fine
I have to make my penis half erect so i could pee without staining my pubes
Jadi Kicaw mania sambil jualan pakan burung enak kayaknya ya ges
>>225774667>For what purpose
>>225774690dollar reach 18100 again today
>>225774722and KDM just btfo the entire Ciremai forest fire with a tree branchDollar 0 - 1 KDM
>>225774765i will legitimately off myself if 2029 election is between him and prabowoor i'll simply abstain from the vote just like how i didn't vote for any presidential candidates in 2019
>>225774775I think anies is going to run for president again in 2029, if that's going to give you a hopium. For me, i'll stick with the nihilist option, like I always did since 2014
>>225774807that implies some parties will back anies, a very known non-partisan, again after the shitshow from 2024and we already got multiple parties already showed their support for prabowo for 2029 like jesus fucking christ dude will be 78 by then for fuck sake
sup
i dont know why lula winning the hueland election is so celebrated in many countries, i think it's understandable if it's like the 'good guy' winning US election because their foreign policy literally affects the whole world but shit brazilian president does will barely affect anyone outside brazil.
Wagmi bros!
What is life like for single moms in indonesia? And is the Indonesian police that bad? My fwb told me that someone broke into her house but she didn't report it because she said the police wouldn't do anything about it (her mental health doesn't seem to be in the best state anyways)
>>225775030are you a single mom
>>225775030In the Philippines middle class and upper class filipinos would rather hire a Boy or private security contractor to guard their homes with all their lives because the police are useless or criminals themselves. That's why it's common to see 30ft walls here.
>>225775056My fwb is>>225775114I thought duterte fixed that shit?
>>225775030I just got blocked by a single mom
This country is hilariously pathetic. Do we give our advantages to Vietnam that easily?
I once dated a single mom but she was a bpd bag of emotions and she didn't know what she wanted from lifethe sex was wild and friendship w her daughter were cool , but otherwise it was a shitty relationship
>>225775278Where can I meet Polish single moms
>>225775297literally everywherebonus: the like k-pop and korean culture
>>225775308I will visit poland next year, are there cougar bars in polan?
>>225775297there is even a scene of single milfs invading spa resorts looking for oriental young mencome to any place ending with -zdrój, they are the spa townsyou'll never get more sex in yoiur life
>>225775439Dunno bout it, but I'd visit fancy restauranst if you want to score a granny
>>225773791grim
>>225774228
How do I get a job with no degree
>>225775598supermarketjk I don't wish that to anyone
>>225774807Anies is like indog Bernie Sanders. He will keep trying but he just don't have the face.Indogs love electing idiots as politician.
>>225775440>>225775482Thanks and where are the young women (from late 10's to mid 20's) hotspots?
>>225775632same as polaks
My mom doesn't understand how PAGIBIG works. I keep telling her it's not subsidized housing and their rates are the same as banks.
>>225775030>but she didn't report it because she said the police wouldn't do anything about itKek that's so accurate
Imagine Indonesia without all the palm forests and oil mines, we'd be doing way worse than Philippines
>>225775643young hot chicks hang out at psychiatric wards and art/music univeristiesI'm still in love in a few girls met at a mental ward
Imagine the Philippines without child prostitution and mail order brides, we'd ve doing way worse than Cambodia
I wish I could just order a gf
>120+ replies in >90% of it is just a zutted malayshit replying to himself LMAO
>>225775720The problem with gf and or wife is the recurring fee.
when she want attention she disguise it as a post
>>225775587>>225775742
>>225775680Not mentally ill, art hoes please. I'm looking for traditional polish lady...Apparently there are a lot of them in eastern Poland.
>>225775826well then, bars close to universities and rock-metal bars, concerts, also you should consider metally unstable ones, those are crazy in bed but don't expect a long time relationships
>>225775868What cities would you recommend for dating?
>>225775935the cities with art universities for u, the girls there are often interested in the oriental culturesmall 10k -zdrój towns if you want to enjoy a spa w hot milfswarszawa, poznań and kraków would be the most obvious options, but there are too many colored ppl to my taste
I'm leaving Vietnam soon, and I'm going to live in the Philippinesand finally get my driver's license there at LTO
>>225776034Thanks king, i wish you have great sex soon
>>225776100no prob bro, come and fuck those hoes bad
>>225775646indonesia but upside down
>>225775822
listening to Tony Hawk 2 soundtrackoh hell can't stop us nowohhellcan't stop us now
how we stop the black panthers?Ronald Reagan cooked up an answer
endless rain, fall on my heartkokoro no kizu nilet me forgetall of the hate,all of the sadness
>>225776213
>>225774645IS YOUR COUNTRY OFFICIALLY ENTERING SURVIVAL MODE AND LED BY A RETARD?NO? THEN STFU, UNGRATEFUL BLOODY BASTERD BENCHOD!OUR SUFFERING IS GREATER THAN YOURS!!!
black punk rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYkz5CBMas
>>225776287At first, I thought he was doing 4d chess.Now, I admit he and his administrations are just plain retarded even IF they have good intention in mind.Things are simply beyond their comprehension.
kill 02 voters
>>225775030we are one of the lowest murder rate countries in the world, yet petty crime is rampant. the police are too lazy to investigate minor cases.
A guy I knew in school is living in a big ass mansion with 7 fucking ford rangers in the garage.The wealth distribution is insane in this cunt.
>>225776404why does he need so many fords
>and finally get my driver's license there at LTO
>>225776453I think it's easier to pass the test there than in Russia.
>>225776430For status.Status is really important here, so you have people going into debts just to buy a car and iphone 18.
Wealth distribution in the Philippines is all of the money go to the 0.001% and expats while the locals are on a free for all dog eat dog survival mode.
Dawg, if I was you, I'd kill myself
>>225776497Maybe indogs and flips can revisit communism. Maybe it will work this time.
>>225776404*wealth disparityi live pretty comfy middle class life but i'm literally 1 step away from poverty. yet i see a janitor at my office with literally nothing in his name but his clothes, and my boss who spend almost every single evening after work to eat at high-end resto in upscale area.
>>225776476I don't get thatI get owning two cars and two phones one of which is for entertainment (get a tablet at this point)
>>225776544it's not about functionality.It's about showing off how powerful/rich you are.It's akin to how nobles show off their luxurious shit.I know a police officer, who had to buy an expensive car, in order to not be mocked by other police men in his department.
She find pictures in my email
>>225776575but that's fucking dumbmaybe I say this because I'm poor
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
>He doesn't have an iPhone Duo
>>225776610wy do you let your woman browse your email
>>225776469are you russian? so, how do you love this sticky hot humid weather compared to your home?
why did indogs voted for this guy in the first place?
I don't know what it is with femalesBut I'm not too good at that shit
>>225776606More of an asian mindset thing.
>>225776642do your officials really wear this>>225776661we have moneymongers here also, but I hever heard of a man who owns the same 7 car models
>>225776642because of muh strong military guy
>>225776696the 7 models might be weird when I think about it. Usually, it's 7 different type of cars.
>>225776725that or the guy can only afford to mass-buy Ford kek, and can't buy some of the more luxurious shit
>>225776635I love going to the sea.And these countries have air conditioning, so it's better than dying from the heat in Europe.
Should I pay 90k pesos for an under the table deal to go to Greece for their winter seasonal jobs? The 90k guarantees people with no relevant work experience can leave quickly. Not sure if you'd actually end up in Greece and not Cambodia though.
>>225776725cyganie/cigany/cygany (the lowest caste of indians who were exiled from India) often like to show their wealththey drive expensive BMWs and live in villas and nobody knows whet they do get their money
>>225776786you probably end up in somewhere else nowadays.The government has been sucking up to the US, so they removed the scam shit now.
>>225776642jewkowi (the former president) endorsed the white haired guy first since both of them came from the same partyjewkowi realized he needs someone who can continue his legacy (his son), but his party didn't want him to be more powerfulprabowoke (the current president) gave a seat to jewkowi's son to ensure his victory and both of them agreed and made an alliancenote that both jewkowi and prabowoke were once a rival and apparently they're still a rival considering both of them try to sabotaging each other
In my fantasies you're all cute femboys.
>>225776862even me?
>>225776786You can pay 10,000 euros (and get that money back every month plus salary) in Germany for an Ausbildung. just learn German at b1/b2, you will get a education and job for that price.
>>225776862I look like this though
>>225776875I don't want to waste more time or money on learning a language tho. Just need to work 3-9 months and fuck off back to the Philippines to retire.
>>225776875I thought ausbildung is free?
>>225776862sorry bud. irl im big burly manlet.
>should i >i dont want toyeah no just isekai yourself.
>>225776642to dab on 'em brit vassal state
>>225777046This is a proof of financial stability and a deposit that is returned to you every month around 800-900
Why do filipino employers demand a degree for a shitty retail job
>>225777118dear christ on the cross I need a woman in my life
>>225777156what type though?
>>225777118my penis erectif only yt women all act cute like this instead of acting like brutush orcs
>>225777184ideally a white mentally unstable goth-arthoe age 25-35 who aklso loves pets and listens to metal
>>225776862
Guys, i just got raped yesterday...
>>225777340based
>>225777340rate the experience
>>225777340it isn't raped if you enjoy it.
how do you develop thick SEA skin that everyone else has?
>>225777577just play dota2
>>225777598already did.
>>225777617hm.... try roast me
>>225777577I'm surrounded by filipinos.
>>225777636puta ina mo.
>>225777646thats the best u got?
>>225777674I don't really talk a lot when playing moba. Been that way since Dota 1
Flips, what are your memories of this place? Do you still own anything from them?
what's a swagapino
>>225777674Mak kau hijau
>was told that I was offered a software job by a friend in the gov>dad rejected it because he wanted me to work and get big money from corporation in the middle of developer layoff and economic crisisdamn it.
> sister uploaded 3 pics on her fb showing off her boobies and thighs Looks like we are gooning tonight boiss
I still don't have a job. The employers here are worthless.
>>225778268sauce?
>>225777715alot.bought my first 4gig usb there which i used to save episodes of hentai and naruto hentai images that i shared to my classmates.and a fuckton of cd that i used to burn my downloaded pirated anime (downloaded the torrent then delete file and never seed like a true brown parasite)when i started working i personally bought my first phone (all my phones before was bought my parents) a fucking china phone and it fucking broke after a month cause i got caught in the fucking rain.man those were the days.
What's your usual ping to European game servers? Because I suffer here
>>225776862omg hi anon~
>>225777761you aren't ready for that knowledge yet
Crazy how lalamove, joyride and grab drivers are now joining reddit.
>>225777674you don't look like that
>>225776823Philippines but muslim and jawir>>225778268Proof?
>>225778268poor anon. you can't see her boobs or tights at home so you use her pics as a last resort?i teach mine to cover her legs and wear oversize shit outside, but she can wear whatever the fuck she wants at home.
Indonesia is real life Cyberpunk 2077 but Nestle and palm oil companies.
>>225778443>Ikea sharkEvery fucking time
>>225778317Back off freak she's mine.
>>225778853see >>225779390>>225779048I'm too busy with werks
>>225779349in russia ikea shark was popular before tranny coup d'état anyway there is better plushies from ikea
I don't want to doxx myself but fuck it.
>>225780119thank
>>225780119is that you?
no matter what kind of loser I might be, I would never share pics of my imouto on the internet.
Does this thread ever stop thinking about sex or homosexuality for once?
kys pedotroon
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>>225780236Stop. Posting. This.
If Gen Z are supposed to be dating less then how come my mom has 1 body count while my female classmates had children from different fathers
my bodycount is 4
slut
my future wife is fucking someone while I am posting about anime girls on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>225780491your wife is this anon's sister >>225780119
>>225780598dub, and it will be true
>>225780295Internet and cellphones made hookup culture easier.
>>225780119is that legal in Malaysia
>>225780598do it
>>225777340i was the yujiro who raped indoanon
>>225780119>pit creasedammit I just fapped
>it's marriage seasontime to ignore invitations.
what white collar jobs hire non degree holders?
>>225781590>saying no to free buffet and alcohol
>>225781625>freeIt's ain't free here.It's 25$-50$ per wedding which is why I am avoiding them all.Now, imagine going to 3-4 weddings
>>225781660the fuck? you pay? to attend someone's wedding?
>>225781712mandatory gift money.That is why everyone here hate wedding season.
>>225781660>paying to watch someone else get married Cuck moment
>>225781743not as cuck as the groom.Imagine taking a 10k+ loans from the bank to give to the bride's family for used good.
>Bongbong Jr 2nd out mazal'd everyoneHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this country is amazing
>>225781619Receptionist/Guest Service Agent in huge tourist hubs. you only need street knowledge+languages
>>225766643>>225769112It's just something that's a mix of hard-to-rig gambling and competition-not-dominated-by-the-rich. Any kid can go into the jungle with a flashlight in the night to find spiders, and any guy can raise fighting chickens. They think that by training them or breeding them well they give themselves a competitive edge. They think that they can look at a chicken or a spider and assess its fighting qualities, giving themselves a competitive edge in the betting. But at the end of the day, it's the dopamine high from winning the bet that keeps them coming back.Now look at esports and tell me how it's really all that different, other than the obvious that it doesn't involve animals. But people say cockfighting is bad (when you're letting the chickens act according to thier instincts, literally what they want to do) while they suck down chicken meat that comes from a factory farm where chickens live in tiny cages covered in shit until they're stunned (not even killed most of the time) and have their feathers ripped out and processed.I don't think spiders or chickens have the mental faculties to warrant the kind of pity people pretend to have for them when it comes to things like spider or cock fighting. Stop being retarded.
This Russian exchange student has been at my uni for a few weeks, and I wanna reach out to her (just got her ig); but she's 1.85m and I'm a shy manlet...any tips asean bros?
>>225778420game gì đây bro, t đang học tiếng nga và cũng muốn kiếm vài khứa vodka giao lưu tiếng nga
>>225782852Black baby breeding bitch
>>225782996
>>225766643We did this back in elementary school and we (with my classmates) figured it would be more profitable to sell the spiders we hunt than gambling them. And then the school admins caught up to our little cartel because they found out we were staying in school so late because some of the stronger spiders are nocturnal o algo.
I think it's now safe to say thatPDIP>Gerindra
idgi
>>225783033>t đang học tiếng ngakek, mày học từ tiếng pháp, đức đến nga. cuối cùng đéo biết nói tiếng nào trừ tiếng anh
>>225783033>ngamore like nyaa kawai desuits Call of Duty 4
>>225783652đụ mẹ mày cút về xàm đi, bố mày hỏi học hành nghiêm túc nhé, đang học để đọc Macтep и Mapгapитa với Пoкoлeниe П
>>225782996lips too thick
>>225782996Natrahas are the worst foids in universe
bucky cho?
>>225784591you will never have her Rizky, gonna ask her to go buy some russian knigi with me tomorrow
>>225776862my grandma told me im handsome
Last night I saw you in my dreamsNow I can't wait to go to sleep
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRISTJESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOUYES I DO
uhh guys?
got hiccup what to do
scare yourself
i will kangkang you in your country
>>225788395pattaya pattayahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ReJoJyKsk
American nobles were decided by the market, not by birth.
six seven
>>225781928remove the human rights of every single retard who voted for this fucker
GUYS
>>225781928At least his father had the guts to shut down electricity, radio communication and raise the prices of salt and sugar when he needs to steal money kek
>>225780119nah, Ayen's sister was better
KYS NONCE
Good morning saars
saar...
cmon
FUCK IT
new/bago/baru>>225795288>>225795288>>225795288
bump it
NOW
pasok/masuk>>225795288>>225795288>>225795288