Malfoid edition
film about a gang of australian chubby chasers - plumper pumper
Monitoring all geopolitical situationsIgnoring my bank account
>>225762424I’d watch that
i have gone out drinking at least once a week for this yearalmost every night out involved at least one serious attempt to pick up a girlmy stats at end of the yearshags = 0girlfriends = 0i am the supremeincel
the year is almost finished and I only enjoyed about 5 days of it
>Malfoid edition
They love Bradley Walsh in Japan
>>225762402Same 2 step with you nonces every day isn't itClearly you live a very fulfilling life
>>225762471You have a picture of a little girl saved on your phone, not me.
>>225762424well done lad. dead chuffed getting the first post are you*crushes you with a giant acme brand hammer*
>>225762443Now the failed normie posts about black cock on 4chan no doubt
having gay sex with myself, no homo
May I fantasise about you?
im a supervisor at work and i really hate telling people what to do/let them know when they're doing something wrong because they get really bad attitudes
where does this obsession with "nigga" penis come from?
bradley walsh just ramg me and asked if you could stop posting pictures of him
>>225762557sccccc
>>225762551coward
I’ve got 1.2 tb of scat porn on my computer should I ever need to own one of those scat fetishists on 4chan.
>>225762551look at that fucking unit
>>225762495Just put the fries into the bag little man. You're too stupid to be a lawyer, same as a political man Put them in the bag right now else we will have a problem won't we
Wanked off to random burds on Vinted again haven't I lads
>>225762452This video appears to be altered
>>225762551Not everyone is built to lead
>>225762455powerful.
Right then got the scran from the chinese placeNever quite met a chinese girl with a full culchie accent but I did nowRibs were nice, ladsOnto the BIG cansOn a fucking Sunday like a madlad
hasn't been a happening for like 5 years
>>225762581I accept your concession.
Cant wait to replace my laptop screen so I can play some stalker.
remember my first drunk wank like it was yesterday
>>225762582Good deal tbf
lovely 'lysa
>>225762632fat mid hapa
>>225762611the italian restaurant owner when i ask him about lockdown protocol
>>225762612Good boy. This is your life now
learning japanese for her
>>225762643screaming
>>225762632we love this girl
>>225762643scccccc
>>225762643
>>225762581Do people who write things like this think it sounds cool or something?
>>225762679true
blimey there's a lot of brown people in the country now. you lads aware of this? just saw one delivering for Deliveroo! this is insane, people must be made aware of this!
>>225762720x
Board of Deputies of British Jews has declared that the Greens are a "racist party".A label they haven't applied the Restore, Reform, or anyone else.
>>225762731
>>225762632I love her...
>>225762745x
>>225762632shit piercing
x
>>225762432yes
Mad that thirdies got access to the internet and we're immediately utilized to start spamming interracial sex videos on it
Right, shower, teeth brushed and get my stuff sorted for tomorrow then aff tae bed.
for you, the chase is over
what set him off this time then
>>225762734Aye I know right. And you can't even point out Zionists in the UK deliberately conflating fair criticism of Israel with "antisemitism"
>>225762801a daring synthesis
>>225762790Yes mistress But brushing my teeth and taking zinc
Just watched bleeder (1999) reckon a few of you would relate to Leo
mousenonce vs a mcflurry in the atacama desert
gets dark out so early now :)
can finally wank to vanilla shit againquit porn 7 months ago, but still allowed myself to wank and it was nearly impossible without pornjust been watching tng and had a lovely wank to deanna troy's titsi feel normal again
>>225762823what's that about
>>225762823
>>225762849>had a lovely wank to deanna troy's tits>i feel normal againsure pal
>>225762849watching porn is so fucking indian lad pack it in
When I shit I wipe 1000 times and my bum still never gets cleanHowever my hemorrhoid does start bleeding and causing me intense pain I blame the Demiurge and his Archons for this, they torture my physical body to try to stop me from escaping this hell prison planet
>>225762868read my post again
>>225762817Grimmest film ever madeBrit thread wrought to screen
>>225762884don't know what tng is or who deanna troy is I assume that is a porn site and a porn star
>>225762893that ain't normal
>>225762905star trek
I liked that song Fuck You by the wee fat black man. Normie shite but sometimes that’s ok x
cross me again and I'll snap you like a twig
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vii7hG-mGso
>>225762893He's still more of a man that you'll ever be
The total suffering of your lifetime is less than 0.0001% or my suffering
>>225762931you couldn't snap a polaroid picturesettle down
>>225762931meet me outside falador west bank I'll spark you out ya daft cunt
You don't know pain
>>225762940no, mine's worse
last 3 hours of my 20s now then1 shag and it wasn't free
I like the chocolate " nigga " women ok keep posting!
>>225762970Shut the fuck up
Mmmmm, chocolate
>>225762975yeah thats what it was for meif you're here, you're here for a reason
>>225762975is this a riddle
>>225762962shooting hot ropes into a black goth girl would fix my whole mental
spending your Sunday evening sharing images of Nubian queens are you?
>>225762975based tadpole. happy birthday wagmi, lad
>>225762975grim
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>225762975good luck with your 30s!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlYrgAnFdwMasterpiece
>>225763006i turn it around in my 30s TRUST ME
Jumping up and down in my incel bedroom shouting BLACK QUEENS!
>>225762999yh
gay porn, I like!
>>225763040good man
me and my friend used to play the scooby doo game where I'd go under his bed and he'd come down and dry hump me
They love everything but straight white cis sex don't they
if you didn't have women offering you pussy in your 20s then it won't happen in your 30s
>>225763053haha naughty boys um x
>>225763053Jinkies!
>>225763053my neighbour made me play a similar game called car wash where she'd make me get naked and roll about under her sheets but then when it was her turn, she'd hear her parents coming and told us we couldn't play anymore
>>225763069Well they did (to an extreme degree) so now what
>>225763102right well if they did then you wouldn't be posting here would you
bad but i drunk 2 bottles of vodka a week for the past month and then ive checked my weighti still weigh the same as i did a month agoso the lies about alcohol being turned into fat have now been disproven since i drunk the equivalent of 14 McDonalds cheeseburgers a week (4400 calories)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGFpyuuchgChing Chang in a sunshine
>>225763046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voNEI6sN9DQ
I'll be dead soon
This swede got more than he bargained forHe will be converted x
Phil Foden gay porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcT-i9xzC-8sons
Brits losing their shit at the thought of stockpiling a few cans of food
>>225763123war crime
>>225763122>Ching Chang in a sunshinedidn't have to do alysa like that pal
>>225763137gp
>>225762443alright failed normiei've never been out in my life
>>225762765>>225762745>>225762720
australian rules gay sex
>>225763123ah, another great morning ahead!oh shit, it's not the morning after all! NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
watching classic who wants to be a millionaire
Why does it feel like my erection goes away once I'm inside a vagina even though it is still erect
>>225763118Seen enough of how you people think so I don't care about your cope/imaginary reality where you can make it up to be whatever the fuck fits your mindset You are alone in this world and this reply chain is a continuation of that
>>225763153you've been out since your mum saw your browser history
'''
>>225763176dunno I've never had sex
>>225763173scc
>>225763140yeah>please have enough food to survive a storm of 72 hours>...>WWIII IS ABOUT TO BE DECLARED
>>225763176Because you're inside the vast vacuum of space as it sucks in your pp
Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny To /brit/ Posts
mad how the normie masses just consume endless amounts of tv, social media, reels, sport, slop and feel no different after decades of doing the exact same thing
grim if this kind of thing ever happens herehttps://x.com/punishablepress/status/2114405151792365665
>>225763200queen shit!
I am a Christian
>>225762913>>225762962>>225762967>>225763012>>225763167I fucking NEED it
extremely late beer run to stave off the Sunday night blues
Getting recommended these Missing 411 videos. Seems to be about these yanks going deep into national parks, miles from civilisation and full of all kinds of wild animals and mysteriously going missing.Can’t imagine how that could be possible, certainly must be some sort of supernatural occurrence
I shit and I shit and I shit againEvery time it's painful hot sloppy mush that never wipes clean and is covered in blood
>>225763176think you're asking the wrong placetry asking r/AskBrits
Large areolas only look good on black women
>>225763157wish i could see my ex make a film with them
might kms
>>225763263
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>225763267um
>>225763299My post that
>>225763278Never seen east asians clearly
>>225763270>Can’t imagine how that could be possible,im the one killing themcosts a fortune to fly over, but it's my passion
Right that's a handful of nonwhite YouTube channels thumbsdowned to show me less of them eventually surely >>225763293So do it. Your life doesn't matter
>>225763324no I'm always squinting around them
>>225763270There are weird cases of children going missing and turning up miles away without a scratch on them.Some strange shit goes on in those Yank mega forests.
>>225763338Good lad, nice to have a hobby x
I've been very happily married for 9 years but my biggest regret is never shagging a black woman. Unfortunately I lived in a town of about 40k people and never saw a black person
>>225763069not in my experiencealthough to be fair I made no effort whatsoever in my 20s
>>225763232Slavery was banned in 1833
This is hell
>>225763360two truths and a lie
Dreaming of Dreamybull's bbc tbqhwyl
pov: you have requested a tutor in her first year at uni
>>225763360you should google africathere's a billion of them
>>225763360be thankful for what you have lad, many people don't have that
>vucic out>lula possibly innot a good day for rorke
>>225763373no, this is patrick
>>225763398neoliberal as fuck
Love being American because our team wins pretty much every foreign election. It's always are guy/gal that wins. We're the good guys.
>>225763069I had a glow up in my 30s
>aldi along the road from me is open until 10PM outside of sundayweird asf there's only 8000 people here there cannot be that many to justify staying up so late
>>225763394she cute
>>225763398
>>225763429the biomassians come out at night
For those that have been on 4chan all day, I assertively stopped the missus vacuuming upstairs earlier today and shagged her. She then prepped and cooked dinner. The plan was to shag her again tonight but I think I will wank instead
>>225763398who is this guywhy was ziedy obsessed with him
>>225763443
>>225763360Lucky. I bet you live in paradise. Also no wonder you're married and not smoking crack
>>225763364>>225763421that's just because when women reach their 30s they can't keep up their giga standards they had in their 20s so your ugly ass now appears on their radaryou aren't having a "glow up"
>>225763455Lloyd Blankfein. Former CEO of Goldman Sachs
>>225763447Cor sexy fetal alcohol syndrome down syndrome bitchNeed a gf that has a build they would use to sting preds
>>225763476a glow up in your 30s is possible
>>225763459
Boomers fought in WW2
bbbrapaholic
>>225763492
bizarre
>>225763492rorke m8
>>225763520Good grief
i still feel a little sad that assad is gone bros
>>225763506always makes me laugh when I tell nanberg that her generation ruined england and she says 'we won a bloody war'. silly cow was born in the mid 1940s, I doubt she contributed much
>>225763476Can just imagine the vile, festering little goblin man that typed this out.
>>225763520genuinely need her shit squirter melded to my lips
I used to stare at the cross, and cry out for God. But I'm not the person I was, dying inside, I wish I could drift away.I'm so tired of hurtingI'm in dark, dark heavenDark, dark heaven
just got back from a stand up comedy gig
>>225763549>na bro i am desperate for a 35 year old woman please give me oneyeah okay you can have them nobody else wants that
>>225763476you're assuming I'm exclusively going for women the same age as me for some reasonmost of the attention is coming from zoomettes
>>225763524Mutts law b: seething when it's not black women posted
>>225763544is he still living in russia?
>>225763506no they didn't, their parents did
>>225763573Any musical based acts? I don’t like them. I told the lads earlier.
>>225763575grow up
>>225763520
>>225763520>>225763538>>225763555She fucks BBC btwNo joke
>>225763593afaik yes
>>225763605Oh no, anyway
>>225763573was it good?
>most of the attention is coming from zoomettesi am still to see a single one of these mysterious 35 year old man x 20 year old girl couples which apparently every other millennial on 4chan has
>>225763476Holy shit incel just keep all your thoughts to yourself
>>225763573yeah he's a good lad is that comedy gig
>>225763476Did you have a nice trip coming over from /brit/feel?
>>2257636295/10
>>225763623I'm 50 and I'm dating a 19 year old. Lift. Eat steak. Buy a boat. Oh wait you won't you'll just quit like every other "incel."
late night watch
for me it's masturbating in an open field so that my seed impregnates the fertile soil of england, beautiful england
no beer leftno reason to be awake now
>>225763623you have to leave your smelly bedroom first
>>225763623here's one I'm currently chatting to telling me my age is a turn-on
>>225763623calm down, now is not the time for fearthat comes later
>>225763623the other day I saw a 40 year old guy with a girl who had to be 18, I mean she looked very young
>>225763674what's an unlisted video? never heard of that.
Normal life in Portland https://x.com/TheMAGAFolks/status/2114399074686505448?s=20
>>225763712Like a video that been unlisted.
I really fancy this 55 year old I do Parkrun with, she's like the sweetest woman ever so bubbly and nice, and very friendly. Always touches my arms lol
>>225763692>dark eyesffs lad. I hope that means grey or hazel
The last white owned food place in my hometown shut down recently. Within 6 months they'd put a fucking 'ki takeaway there
>>225763605You see white woman and think of black cocksI would say that anyone who can't go without talking about black dick is not welcome here on the internet, outside their fringe groups where they talk about (which is full of Indians)
https://voca.ro/15v1F80AH3XO
>>225763730shags for grandmothers
>>225763712You can't search for it anywhere you can only access it if you have the link or if you're the channel that's uploaded it, it's like the middle group between a private video and a public video
>>225763712its when the video is only accessible if you have the specific URL, you can't find it through the search
>>225763712one which can only be accessed by a link
>>225763712it's when the channel unlists a video from their library and you can't see it only if you have a direct link
>>225763729don't get it
genuinely hilarious when the 30yos have a melty over the most minor remark
>>225763751In this specific circumstance I was correct to bring up black cocks as she did onlyfans and took BBC on there
>>225763730GET IIIIIIIIN, ladFuck her in her sandy pussy
>>225763741they're hazel, I'm not brown-eyed scum if that's what you were worried about x
>>225763769I meant you can only watch it if you have a direct link, it doesn't come up in search or anywhere
>>225763780Think it was more to do with you being a mental case than them being offended
>>225763599no musical based acts >>225763620yeh was pretty good. >>225763629im a comedy expert now so i think this one needs work
>>225763780because on 4chan they are virgins at 30something seriously wrong if you couldnt get the courage to ask a single woman out in your adult life
>>225763761>>225763765>>225763768>>225763769You were much more helpful than the original mong, thanks lads. I've seen a few vids appear in the random playlists before and they appeared to be unavailable on the channel or in search. nothing too questionable though
>>225763780>gets utterly btfo by multiple posters>s-stop having a m-melty!!
your nans a slag
>>225763819I’m not a mong I was being cheeky. It’s what friends do x
>don't get it
>>225763783So you're the type of "people" to subscribe to OnlyFans. Probs a fucking jeet or paki too
is the bitter virgin trying to distract himself from the misery that is his life by making other bitter virgina feel worse is he?
>>225763841Dead now, of course
>>225763838it was a ruse, wasn't it. you rascal
>>225763854Actually i viewed the videos of her on a popular leak site known as simpcityNever paid a penny for onlyfans
>>225707616
>>225763823>>gets utterly btfo by multiple postersyes "btfo" by confirming the point that millenial incels larp as having girlfriends in sixth form >>225763857cant tell if this is directed towards the larping millenials or us
Sisterberg on a madness once again We love Halloween nigga
what do you think it was, lads?
for me it's Kat Dennings
>here's why a virgin in his 30s posting on an incel forum is actually superior to a virgin in his 20s posting on an incel forum>t.
>>225763906pegged my arse
>>225763857Good post and way of putting it Maybe come back and post it when they're doing this not 9PM on a Sunday
rorke demanding his mother adorns his bedroom in the finest cuir de cordoue and then taking a hammer to the cow's head when she buys cheap anaglypta instead
Never heard a shagger insult other lads by calling them a virgin. Never heard an intelligent person use the term midwit Funny that
>>225763943shut up midwit virgin
>>225763943>t. midwit virtgin
Shockingly mentally ill threads whenever everyone's forced insideThe quality of the threads this weekend has been almost as bad as the covid era
might buy a bar of gold
>>225763906awkward sweaty lesbian sex with blakeney
I've only seen Ari Shaffir, Louie CK, Joe List and Jim Norton.
>>225763906flashed her tuppence at the teller in coutts
>>225763959Prefer a bar of chocolate desu
>>225763906signed up for dickdrainers presumably
>>225763959do they sell them there?
sir pizza cake
Women
>>225763980excellent biscuit that
I have had sex at least 50 times. Maybe more
>>225763943>Never heard a shagger insult other lads by calling them a virgin.deanos do
>>225763953>>225763954One of the great traditions of British comedy double acts here
>>225763980you stole the joke I was about to makegive it back. twat. lol
want to rip my skin off, doesn't reel right
>>225763885whats her name
>>225763153in other words u shud be an incelnothing worth than should not be an incel yet am
Do what you do in the name of love
>>225763987Both minging. Send them to india
>>225763943literally all shaggers use virgin as an insult
>>225763906Signed the contract with BLACKEDraw
>>225764010Except cousin fucking or child marriage
>>225763906bought a one way ticket to experience Congolese sexual prowess
>>225764027I’d love to see her on that desu
New>>225764046>>225764046
Cockmogs me
>>225763991your arse must be gaped raw
>>225764062>>225764062>>225764062
