Welcome To The Salty Spitoon How Tough Are You editionPrevious: >>225681405
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>>225690694I'm so tough I get on a bus full of fragrant jeets first thing in the morning... in the summertime
Incels are basically like the women of men.
do you think there's any normies who would rather re-cel? like cel it back up and just be an incel?#celitup
>>225690838Incels: I hate women (bodycount: 0)Women: I hate men (bodycount: 109)
>>225690866Have you never seen the hoes who get an adult baptism and claim to be virgins after?
>>225690911wait you mean I can get a 30 year old wife who's based and trad and a virgin but also sexually experienced and knows how to fuck???um sweet?
>>225690935The devil hates this one simple trick
>tariff companies>they increase prices to pay the taxes >tax personal income>wages don’t even keep up with inflationget fucked goyim
Gave my heart with zero stipulations now I take careful considerations
>>225690902So?
>>225690985but you need to get a job son. get off your butt and get out there, start workin. we all gotta pay our fair share, freedom ain't free. me? oh i'm enjoying my retirement, my golden years. yep, worked hard all my life since 1983. we had some tough times but everything always works out in the end, just get out there and practise your handshake son.
Today will be a great day for the unemployed (/cum/).
Ripped a fart with zero considerations, now I have such tribulations.
>>225690985>if your salary increased 5% per year since 2020 you'd still be barely breaking even against inflation overall>things like groceries or gas would still be well above your wage increases thanks to inflation>most people are getting nowhere near 5% wage increases every year regardless Why are jews so evil?
>>225691046Ruminate on this for some time, then return
>>225691099if you ask an (((economist))) they'd tell you that to increase wages commensurate with commodity inflation would mean to bankrupt everyone. the company you work for would not be able to afford to operate if they spent that much more on wages and thus everyone would be unemployed or they would have to engage in mass layoffs which would subsequently impact the company's productivity, so they would lose either way. basically, the company can only keep turning a profit so long as they underpay you and you keep getting poorer. there's your society bro, enjoy it.
Just, like, go outside man. There's a whole wide world to discover that doesn't require you to goon to cartoons.
>>225691090Nod really. Being unemployed is grim af
>>225691123You think there is some deeper meaning in your post, but there is only a deep misunderstanding.
>>225691196Why would I trust an economist when they are just lying?Inflation is caused by fractional reserve banking.
Just like, go outside man. You're not going to make any friends or money by being an advice bro on 4chan (formerly 4channel (formerly 4chan))
>>225691249> Inflation is caused by fractional reserve banking.just stop lil bro you're making us look bad
outside, there are
>>225691288Let's hear this one. It's got to be good.
>>225691223Arguing with a goy only proves there are two
>>225691326Die kike
>>225691345Buddha said that
arguing about things
>>225691467Internet of things
relatable
i’ll become a terrorist when i discover a worthwhile cause. any recommendations
>>225691595Radical centrism
>>225691595ketchup is a requirement for all hotdogs and mustard is optional
>>225691595jews o algo
>>225691595Anti-immigration
^has yet to denounce the intifada
Idk what intifada is or what it has to do with migrants
>>225691278>4channelwoke 1.0 was crazy XXXXXXDDDDDD
>>225691783I think it's a Spanish song like the macarena
>>225691783some sort of enchilada
start up the algo and do the intifadayada yada yada yada yada yada taco
>>225691818The only Spanish song I like is despacito because the music video is not in america (where all Spanish speakers should be)
>>225691660hyundai palisade has a special holster for glass ketchup bottles
O algo is a racist white supremacist dogwhistle, o algo
Lost a lot of weight but still have a belly
>>225691875O algo o algo o algo o algo
>>225691875I always wonder why they pick on "o algo" but not "or something"
>>225691885i havent seen someone mention skinnyfat since 2018
>>225691911they simply don’t know ball
Headphones have mold spores
Crude oil prices have surged to $115 a barrel.
i’m really going mentally insane lately
Thread just got real slow
>>225692706Do you want to talk about your life?
>>225692428How?! You literally coat them in wax
>>225692749Not really much of a blogposter personally
>>225691875This guy looks like a fag
>>225692818Don't know but there's these black spots on it
hello
>>225692862What's good
>>225692887just woke up
>>225692887Man you are that weird Mexican homo poster
born to use grapheneOS forced to get laughed at for not having blue texts
need
>>225692983People who dress like this look like faggot retards
>>225693007good thing im a lesbian
>>225693040gay
>>225693040A BWC is the cure for lesbanism
woke up at 10:20 am award
>>225692983yes
>>225690985this is the way the the jew make moneylet the goyim deal in the real world
least mentally ill retard award
Tried Schweppes pepper sour cherry, which is super overpriced. It sucked! Worse than cherry cola!
>>225693154Can someone photoshop her gun and shirt to glock (perfection)?Then would
cherry coke is gud
I November i will have been a user here for 20 yearsThink they'll give me some sweet flair or a plaque?
>>225693552Pillar of the /cum/ cummunity
>>225693552you'll get a 4chan gold account
20 years ago i was a lurker on somethingawful
20 years ago I was in 2nd grade
I'm gonna win the bronze medal at the big retarded crashout pissbaby meltdown olympics
was in 2nd grade in 1995
>>225693836me too
Around 2000 i posted on harmony central forum. I wound up there in search of electric guitar reviews. They had an off topic forum called open jam. It was this with accounts and emoticons.
I had a bad week what do i buy to be happy?
early 2000s got access to a.o.l., spent alot of time in atheist chatrooms, camwhores . com, rotten dot com, and fark
there's a new Steve King adaptation coming out on Shudder today! I'm optimistic cause The Outsider was great recent King TV and cause he described it as a cross between The Thing and The Silence of the Lambs!
>>225693942no newgrounds? I used to visit newgrounds back then a lot, that was one of the wellsprings of edgy 4chan humor, along with Something Awful, which I visited rarely
>>225693762If you troon out and self immolate, you could get first place
>>225694014a bit of newgrounds, and other such sites. it is all a haze, in my memory. played a lot of total annihilation and battlefield 1942 (omaha map), back then.
>>225694061Roast troon sounds like something from a Dr. Seuss book lol
i am a pilgrim and a stranger traveling through this wearisome land
>>225693893crepes
I left /brit/ foreverI'm here now
The Young Turks have put out a documentary about Lindsay Graham and the fact that he was a homo being blackmailed by Jews. I have been saying this for years: most politicians in the west are blackmailed sexual deviants, and I’m not talking about married men having affairs with their secretaries, I’m talking about way worse and disgusting things
>>225693402
>>225692903Nope
Unclestein and dadwitz are boomering out and talking about politics again.
Unclestein is talking about some crazy woke thing he saw on fox news.
>>225694375Whats the topic of discussion for today?Is it the islamo marxists burning down paris?Is it the hindupobic ohioans rejecting vivek?Is it the mullah loving libtards getting triggered about little girls getting bombed on their way to school?Is it the homophobes getting triggered at lindsey graham for fucking male prostitutes?
>>225694331why should i care. bros dead
1800s USA and Japan is an SS tier aesthetic collab
>>225694560SS obergruppenfurher Commodore perry doing a collab with japan where he forces open their country at gun point and makes them accept neoliberal capitalism
>>225694620without this there would be no 4channel
my entire extended family are 80 iq retards from rural iowa
i don’t care about anything and my life has no purpose
>>225690694Won't fuck me but gets viciously jealous any time I talk to or look at another girl. Freaks out and says she will "kill that bitch" because a girl was being nice towards me. Why are they like this? Let me hit or I'm going ghost like Danny Phantom
>>225694682Christopher poole was not Japanese
>>225694743in many ways he was
Today is the 70th anniversary of the beginning of the Hungarian revolution of 1956.
i'm japanese, in spirit
>>225694694I'll trade you all my brown neighbors for them.
Professor Jiang is a propped up NGO controlled fake redpiller.Notice how he suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Nobody ever heard of him, suddenly he's all over youtube.He's a plant. Like Jordan Peterson for the 2020s after Peterson became obsolete.
Cannot stop hiccupping
>>225694813Can you post a link with sound?
current brown neighb's are infinitely better than the prev white trash family
>>225694881You should buy lottery tickets if you're really that lucky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4zAThXFOy2c
Jersey mikes or jimmy John's for lunch?
>>225694362I got some big iron for her right here
need gock
>>225694813>cuh once or twice is cool, but 80, 90 times man
>>225694945I'd rather go hungry
>>225695000Well what do you recommend?
>eat my own boogers, pimple pus, blackheads, earwax, and eye crustWhy aren't you immunemaxxing? I haven't been sick in over a decade
>Macron claimed the riots in France were AI videos Is this nigga for real? Lmao
Lindsay Graham had more escorts than the strait of Hormuz. More lube is flowing than before the war.
do you have tattoos?
Being a job-haver is marginally preferable to having your head exploded in slow motion by a slow motion laser cannon from space. By the way, anybody remember Laser Locks? It was like a lock for your locker that you would open with a laser pointer. Lasers were predicted by Albert Einstein. The stimulated emission of electromagnetic radiation.
>>225694945Jimmy John's
Japanese people hate French people for ruining their tourism zone with brownoids
>>225695076No
>>225695059Tons of ai images and videos made and amplified by israeli accounts have been exposedThe one where the elderly couple are forcred to undress is an AI image made by an israeli and there have been tons of israelis on twitter making ai images of the protesters with Palestinian flags
>>225695086Jimmy John's owner kills endangered animals for sport.
for me, mr goodcents
>You better start a-walkin' babe>Love takes miles
Teeth are burning I wonder if it's from grinding or cavities
>>225695170Mr Goodcents is perfectly decent but never stuck out with me. Wish I had a planet sub near me
My mom can't do literally anything without asking chatgpt first now. AI chatbots are turning people into actual robots.
>>225695291planet sub... haven't thought of that place in like 20 years, think i had a nice pastrami 'wich from there
>>225695310fatherberg is the same
>>225695086>>225695144>>225695170I ended up going with jersey mikesThey had a deal for a mini sub and chips for 8 dollars
>>225691875who made the o algo meme, was it /int/ or the sharty? then again theres so much crossover between the two its hard to tell them apart sometimes.
>>225695121>ignore the 90% to focus on the obviously fake 10%Alright nigga
It's okay boys. It'll all be over soon.
>>225695344It was 100% a sharty meme
Good morning
>>225695363If you can't see the phoney baloney kosher rightoids and their jew masters are trying to manipulate you into supporting their terrorist child killing state that hates white people and wants them dead then you're not gonna make it
A church in Karak, Jordan was attacked by gunmen during a funeral. At least 20 were killed and injured. The videos are too gruesome to share. The terrorists ignored the bordering Israeli military outposts and massacred defenseless mourners instead. Crazy how this always happens
I want to kill myself.I have zero hope of ever finding a wife. I have zero desire of living a life alone.
>>225695344I never really learned what sharty is and honestly that's fine. 4chan is enough 4chan for me. I dont need more 4chan 4chans on top of regular 4chan.
>>225695482Cool it with the anti-semitism
>>225695482nmp
>>225695515The sharty is our rapist
>>225695515Its 4chan but focuses on soyjaks
>>225695515the sharty is the red headed step child of 4chan, it is the mutated offspring of /qa/
>>225695556Lame. We've been stuck with that meme ever since 4chan culture flattened out and died and could no longer generate anything new. Just soyjaks forever. I guess they have embraced it.
Im a young 28 year old man in the prime of my life with my whole life ahead of me
>>225694945Firehouse >>225690694She either has not realized or doesn't care how checked out I am. I'm so done. I miss being single so much. This bitch is toxic as hell and she doesn't even put out anymore so there's 0 point. It's taking all my willpower not to go get in my car and just leave while she's in the shower.
Of course the world ends with a whimper. But a bang would have been a lot more compelling. Nothing can ever be cool anymore. I demand a cooler death.
>>225695381>>225695680What happened
>>225695629>more
>>225695692The usual (nothing)
>>225695513are you alone though? what's your relationship with your parents like?
>>225695760I have several good friends and a good relationship with my family but it's not enough. I need someone to cuddle with, someone that I'm closer with than anyone else
All safety is an illusion. It belongs to the past. You were safe but are not.
I can understand the religious thing. There is really no hope for most people. So why not visit a purveyor of hope? Get you fixed up with what you need, but you need to believe, and I don't.
>>225695779obviously no attractive female wants to cuddle with you, and never will. you are annoying
>>225695433>you can't hate muslims and jews at the same time o algoQuite possibly the brownest take of all time
>>225695883I'm sorry for annoying you. I'll kill myself shortly.
>>225695513>I have zero hope of ever finding a wifeIt isn't all its hopped up to be man. Most women are a source of nothing but agitation and annoyance. They aren't really biologically wired to be much more. Cuddling is nice yeah but besides that you'll probably find yourself feeling more lonely than ever before when lying right next to a partner.
i like jews and israel seems like a nice enough place
kissu
I should sleep all day
Coworker I hate got firedWe /partyrock/ nowhttps://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8
i had a strange dreami was friends with a priest and he invited me to his "humble" home which had two pools, and there were busty women in swimsuits who swam with usthere was a also a flat chested girl
need sleep
>>225696097Shes black though
>>225696097Somalis are funny because they convinced the world that they were refugees when it was the ones committing the war crimes fleeing the country, not the victims lol
I'm sick but not sick enough to feel badMy stomach is JUST fucked up enough that I can't drink . My chest is JUST fucked up enough that I can't enjoy a smoke. I'm JUST not fatigued enough to be able to sleep. So I'm stuck awake and sober, no stogs, with absolutely nothing to do and no energy to do it
What the hell was Ethan thinking
Just ate the jersey mike subIt was goodAte some jalapeño chips with it tooAnd a mountain dewAnd two mini Hershey chocolate bars for dessert Cost me 8.75
>>225696076>"Party Rock Anthem" is a song by American electronic dance music duo LMFAO featuring English singer Lauren Bennett and American producer GoonRock.GoonRockers WW@?
Absolute bowl filler today
>>225696237Somalis are black like Italians are white
for me, sea salt and vinegar
>>225696277That would have been almost $20 in Canada
>>225696260I feel bad for hila she was so loyal to him in everything
I am checked out. She should have let me smash. I literally don't care anymore. I don't even wanna fuck now. Overplayed her hand. Her dad was right that she doesn't know how to keep a man, lmao. Why would I stick around when all you have to offer me is problems, headaches, disruptions to my life, massive drain on my finances, and then you don't even give up the pussy? The arrogance is insane. She seems to think I'm just so madly infatuated with her that I'll just put up with an infinite amount of BS with 0 benefits. Gonna fall flat on your face because I am done. So done. Not even worth arguing anymore I'm leaving.
>>225690838Why? Incels are not regularly effeminate, as far as I'm concerned. There is a difference between that and simply being unattractive or just not interested in promiscuity or STD's.
>>225696237Other Africans view the somalis as we do gypsies in the West
>>225696324Same here he probably only got the half sub. No full sub combo from Subway let alone Jersey Mikes which is more expensive, is gonna be under $15.95
A blitzkreig of off topic posts and posts disrespectful of other people's culture in the past few minutes
>>225696076Not fired, but the lazy guy quit so thats nice
>>225696352Thats because Somalis unironically go online and call other Africans slaves while claiming to be Arab and not even 1% black
>>225696388Go back to Russia.
>>225696374>>225696324I got the mini sub
>>225696388Janny ass anon
>>225692526Sorry about that. Why? Also, the field of Psychology must be taken back from the woke activists in some places.
>>225696076I didn't even like most of it, but early 2010s pop music was so happy and optimistic compared to the current meta
Brent Crude Oil has reached $117 per barrel
>>225696402What The 'slam does to non srabs>>225696425>Mini subPicrel.
dimwits love politics
Name one Somali that has greatly contributed anything not even to international society but to the society of their region.
>>225696519you love cock
>>225696519Americans are inherently apolitical and treat electoral politics the same way people watch spectator sports
who's the bigger lolcow sv3rige or vegan gains
>>225696562What is there not to love?
A racist post outside of /b/ has just hit the thread
>>225696548Somali Challenge: Impossible
>>225696602Announcing reports ahh snitchnigga
Some dude pulled a Frank Castle in France against all the muzzies
Running late to the MVA
>>225696658Where in my post did i announce a report ?
I have rightoid chud fatigue
>>225696703Snitchnigga
>>225696321These bags got ridiculously expensive imc for some reason after the Plandemic lockdowns; ice cream, cars, etc.
Janny likes Somalis apparently also I'm eating World War I candy btfo
This whole rotten, nation destroying system is unsustainable. The parasites that run it are incapable of preventing a societal crash and with it their own demise...
>>225696813Unironically blame your parents they allowed illegals to steal your job and bring the cost of your housing up
>>225696756Shut the fuck up, you should be truncheoned to death
>>225696251>no contextGo see a physician.
wish it were 1998 again
I heard a “first worldist” claim that India was a “civilized western first world country” just because it isn’t Muslim-majority.
>>225696897Nobody intelligent has ever uttered those words in that order in that kind of sentence
help theres indians outside
>>225696881That was the year i entered this god forsaken dungeon of an earthA most horrible year
>>225696929Fixed ithttps://youtu.be/q6Vj40bdbho
Homophobia, transphobia, racism, nativism, belief in God, traditional gender roles, anti-capitalism and anti-Semitism are third world values that have no place in the West. First Worldism Over All
>>225696780After the holocough chip prices in particular skyrocketed, a single bag of Doritos or Lays is like $6 here now
>>225696985Thank you JD Vance
>>225696978in canada were only allowed to wield kids calibre BB guns.
>>225696548>performs quick online search: “famous somalians”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Somalis
The united states lost a war to somalia
Slept 4 hours the night before last, slept 5 hours last night, had a bunch of my blood drawn this morning, and now it's time to go off to workll
>>225697093The whole point is that you're supposed to name one off the top of your head dipshit
>>225697121We lose every war because we refuse to do what's necessary to win
/cum/ how do I find love?
its the white mans fault
The United States has actually fought wars in the Middle East since the times of James Monroe being the president
The united states was beaten in war by the following countries (keep in mind all these countries are brown and third world:VietnamIraqAfghanistan YemenSomaliaIran
>>225697093>all literally who
>>225697121>>225697162The Canadian military tortured a bunch of Somalis, that was pretty funny of our native troops to do
>>225697162>the libtards didn't let us press the "win instantly button"When i talk about all the wars america has lost this is always the first and last line of defense
Weak bait is weak bait and I don't respond to it directly
>>225697205Vietnam isn't brown
>>225697240That's because its obvious which is because its true
>>225697195You might want to take a look at a fucking mapMorroco, algeria, and Tunisia are in africa not the middle east
Canada will be the 51st state AND we will receive gibs.
>>225697280It's West Asia you colonialist chud!
>That's because its obvious which is because its true
>>225697281By the time Canada joins the US I doubt there will be gibs anymore, it will be another dark age of barbarism
>>225697280You might want to take the dick out of your mouth when you fucking speak to me you bitch made cum slut
>>225697307I'm not going to be so is your opinion that America's military is just genuinely inferior to every third world one we've encountered
>>225697293Call it whatever you wantThe barbary wars were fought against the african countries of morroco, Algeria, and tunisiaIsrael also didnt exist back then
The clever clever magpies are milking my tits again and I'm gay
I'm building a home gym and in a month I'm going to look like this
>>225697343Yes
Muslims lost every single modern war they ever fought against a bunch of weak neurotic jews, why do they always brag about winning wars? Flatten Tel Aviv then we can talk lol
>>225697390Ok sneako
>>225697415Sneako is a sunnoid spreading wahabbist saudi propaganda
Mohammed is an actual pedophile
Gonna lift weights, get high, feel sad + scared
>>225697440Not interested in that
>>225697443based. got that loli juice way back when
im tired
A deluge of posts disrespectful of other peoples cultures have flooded into the thread
>>225697443
So how many of you guys are on sniffies
>>225690694
>>225696455up until around 2012/2013 the western world was a futuro-optimistic place where tech was seen as fun and benevolentpolitics were fake and gay and boring and no one ever talked about them in day to day life unless they were a faggot nerd. it truly was the last good era
>>225697515This some kind of new drug?
>>225697343we don't have a very good track record against thirdies for the past 70 years
>>225697532It's missing the bad dragon sticker
Gog amd Magog. The antichrist will prove to be victorious.
>>225697556Type in the website and see for yourself
>>225697556Hes a fagSniffles is a gay hookup dating app
>>225697583
>>225697609
>>225697626
>>225697621is it called that because they're all sick from AIDS
my brother is a furry
Every foreign culture and religion should be repressed. Go back to the Lord's Day Act, and uphold the FACT that "Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law." I hate Islam, I hate Sikhism, I hate Buddhism, I hate Hinduism and Judaism. They don't belong in my country.
You can change
made a post at like 3 am on another board before falling asleep, got on today to see the thread was still up and clicked it and I had some seething replies and had caused multiple arguments while sleeping
>>225697677Yeh theres another new one called T-cell hahaha
>>225697677Jeet.post
>>225697700you should probably stop acknowledging his existence and completely disown him. nothing good can come from continuing to recognize him as kin. that kind of thing can do serious damage to you in a lot of ways, even employment-wise.
>>225697660American religion is all clown shit because there's no connection to the european holy wars, euros used to go to war over religion every other day, american's have never had that and as a result all sorts of fucked up little heresies have been allowed to spread
In retrospect i think the best halo game was odst
>>225697736I'm sure your parents wish they would have gone through with the abortion. The lesson is that sometimes we can't choose our loved ones
Brian is shitposting again
as a NEET, friday is just like any other day
>>225697700I have a cousin who has a made a lot of money doing commissions for fursuits
>>225697736though a furry, he is better off than me, he has a job and family
>>225697762>The lesson is that sometimes we can't choose our loved onesThe lesson is that you can, actually. You're choosing to keep him around. Honestly if I were researching prospective candidates for a job and I found some link between you and your faggot retard furry brother I would instantly blacklist you from ever working at the company. I'd even let industry contacts know you're a degenerate freak because if you tolerate such things it means you accept them.
The russians made me gay o algo
My penis is big and ugly
>>225697701This but unironically
>>225697816>if I were researching prospective candidates for a job You don't even work and wouldn't ever be given that much power
It'd be one thing if gays were just quiet and kept to themselves but so many have to be purposely obnoxious and irritating. They deliberately trying to piss off everyone and then act like the victim a lot of the time.
people who don't work and live off welfare are better than people who work but make mediocre money
Judging by American ads, you'd think the country is 50% Black, 30% Jewish and the remaining 20% are white, but they're mouthbreathing "ball knowers"
The furry in this general sure is sensitive lol
>>225697876jasonian trvth
>>225697876Real. Except that they aren't better, they live better
>>225697888Seethe.post
>>225697872this is just pure cope
>>225697160Name one famous sculptor from Eastern Europe who was born in the XIX century without looking it up. I'm not supposed to know everything, asshole.
Time for the new thread
Don't invite any hispanics in the next threadthey give me the ick
Oh, my, myThere's a new gock in townJust another new gock in town(Ooh, hoo) Everybody's talking 'bout the(Ooh, hoo) New gock in town(Ooh, hoo) Everybody's walking like the(Ooh, hoo) New gock in town
>>225698120AND THAT WAS THE NIGHT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIIIIIFE
>>225698089>>225697701um based alert
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