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Guinness edition
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What an awful OP image choice, not far off anime or a frog
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>>225689940
Simply didnt ask
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missed the cunting amazon delivery because it said it would be delivered between 2-4pm but the fucker showed up earlier and i didnt hear the door
why didnt fucker ring me
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>>225690369
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lol this is me when i go out on friday night with the toil pint men who spent all evening joking about their wives
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>>225690663
processing cash is quite a significant ballache for small businesses. The actual act of storing the money and then having to transfer it to a bank.

all done away with by only accepting card
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thinking about women, I love and respect them
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>>225690713
so why barbers all cash is king then

make it make sense
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there once was a norn irish granda
who went on a little meander
now pray for his wife
for he was slayed by a knife
and she won't get the future he planned her
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is this some kind of sick joke?
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>>225690713
Visa racket or securitas racket
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There’s been a terrorist attack in France white guy driving round shooting black people. Disgusting. We at /brit/ send our prayers to the victims
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made at least 3 mistakes at work today but there have been system problems all day causing havoc (entirely unrelated to the errors I have made)

hoping no one notices the mistakes due to all the craziness going on
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>>225690737
jesus, immediate curfew for whites NOW
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thinking about her and smiling
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there once was a poster from /brit/
whose limericks were exceedingly shit
he fired one out
and thought we'd poo shout
but now he just looks a right tit
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>>225690761
self-portrait in poem form
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>>225690741
I fuck up at work regularly but I'm very popular amongst my colleagues so I get away with it
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So the dad of princess meghan is a pedophile
brits sicken me
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>>225690761
BUT YOUVE ONLY GONE AND USED LIMERICK IN THE LIMERICK!!!
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>>225690788
who gone tell im?
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>>225690761
nice
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Just ate one of these
Was peng
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bulk buying sardines off the internet
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>>225690782
Autistic freaks will never understand this
Be friendly and confident and people laugh off your mistakes
Be weird and introverted and every mistake will be held against you forever
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>>225690761
poo shouting
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>>225690806
that's a lot of saturates
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got a big poo planned for later
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>>225690824
Don't give a fuck me
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We at /brit/ stand by Hila in these trying times
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>>225690806
>bacon style crumb
>bacon "style"
mmm yeah love me some grim processed slop at a 300% markup
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>>225690824
Sausage bacon and pastry? Who'd have thunk it
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/brit/ limerick history
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/63238055/#63239368
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howling out my arse like a banshee from hell
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this is where I live
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just cleaned my teeth
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>>225688926
kek
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>>225690872
looks nice
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Would be terrifying to be a white girl growing up in the modern yookay
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you can actually mention limerick in limericka btw
anon in the previous thread is talking shite
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>>225690849
mad that only got 5 (You)s
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>>225690894
got repeated for years after aswell tbf
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>>225690849
poor sense of prosody im afraid
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>>225690893
nobody said you couldn't, it just ruins the joke of "limerick grandad"
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Lads have we heard the news about h3h3 and his missus?
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>>225690923
no, it hasn't been mentioned yet
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>>225690916
Average redditor
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>>225690916
This is what the rorke poster looks like
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right about now
the funk soul brother
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uh oh
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>>225690923
OMG how could that evil zionist chud cheat on a woman *goes back to sucking 50 cocks while my boyfriend's in the other room*
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saw this on /ck/ what do you think
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>>225690967
corr
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>>225690967
Looks good
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>>225690923
>following youtube personalities
yeah I remember being 14 too
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>>225690967
Needs gravy
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Haven't pooed in so long, starting to get a bit worried

Should probably get on the psyllium husk x
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properly burnt my mouth on microwaved leftovers yesterday and i can still feel the blister
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>>225690923
think theres a couple more things going on thats more important right now
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>>225690849
>Aug 2016
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>>225690967
>chip spice
based
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>>225690989
yeah i remember it too you were very cute
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>>225690967
Might be the pengest thing I've ever seen just need to swap out the curry sauce for gravy
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Every single time there's a storm in this country the weather warning before says it'll only hit scotland then it updates and suddenly it's hitting my area ffs
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once made a post on reddit when i was pretending to be a leftist for a laugh that people who shame the partner who 'cheated' on them are simply reflecting a patriarchal sense of ownership in the sex relationship and stifling their partner's sexuality
i got mostly up votes because it was in reference to a woman who'd cheated
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>>225691016
*blushes*
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>>225691014
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>>225691005
mad how easy it is for you mouth to blister
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>>225690967
scraps are shite I don't care if they're traditional or whatever they're usually binned for a reason
bread roll is completely redundant as well
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>>225691028
Simply not true. They've been saying it all week
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might join the azov battalion for a laugh
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>>225691033
when the woman does it it's empowering and brave
when the man does it it's evil and mysogynistic
incel
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>>225691074
Get in there before the war ends get a medal. Go home
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mad how brit threads haven't changed in over a decade
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>>225691074
reckon you'll be laughing your azov
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Fucking done this cunt:

me: >>>/v/750198120
him: >>>/v/750198182
me: >>>/v/750198278
him: >>>/v/750198370
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has anyone ever been caught dossing while working from home

worried I might and it really interferes with my ability to kick back and relax
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>>225691118
Busy day for you, champ?
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>>225691097
would look good on a cv wouldnt it
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>>225691118
Shut up mate
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i gave the effort to achieve humanity A levels yet i'm only qualified to work mimimum wage jobs with coworkers with no GCSEs
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dogberg appears to have left a small patch of ejaculate on my bed. that dirty cunt wasn't allowed in my room for years, I cave in and he starts licking himself to ecstasy whilst I sleep. the fucking idiot
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>>225691133
finished my toil for the day, done my exercises, posting with my internet pals (you lot) now

>>225691153
no
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>>225691118
mental illness
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similarly how you can measure a tree's age by the rings, you can measure /brit/'s age by the amount of schizos in the thread
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>>225691118
this website is your entire life
how many years have you been posting this fucking webm for now? 10+?
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>>225691184
Heaven forbid someone browse a website for a long time.
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>>225691172
rest of it went down your throat
raped by dogberg
its true
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Kino? Kino.
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bro potentially killed his career and loving relationship to shag someone that looks like a nerdy jewish boy
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Fucking done this cunt:

him: >>225691118
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>>225691218
crying out for a Tim edit
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>>225690713
Americans don't have a cap on credit card fees like we and EU do but they do get 10x better credit card rewards.
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>>225691234
was gonna say looks vaguely like a tim
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>>225691172
shreiking
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How long for soft-boiled egg?
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>>225691222
she's fitter than his wife thoughbeit

it's fair to say he threw away a loving relationship with his wife, kids as well, but it's unfair to say the bird he cheated with isn't fit and that it wouldn't have been enjoyable having sex with her
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I did a 3 car overtake today :P
that’s just how I be
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>>225691218
Tim just keeps on winning
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smoking that evil haitian voodoo nigga weed
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>>225691287
yea same
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>>225691299
do you know that a roman salute is illegal in australia?
you can't do it now
they throw you in jail for it
for throwing a cheeky roman
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>>225691277
4/10 face
delicious body tho
mad how her male equivalent would be a near incel but men throw away a whole life for that
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>>225691313
the bit where it shoots up is surely AI generated
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>>225691209
would tell you to gain a clue but i doubt it’d do you any good at this point
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>>225691222
Honestly when your wife looks like an Auschwitz survivor can we really blame him?
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It's honestly crazy how bad my cock smells rn
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>>225691274
about 15 minutes in the air fryer
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Oh what's thissss guys?
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>>225691277
bro she isn't fit
she's got a good body but you can just tell she's only cute because she's young, no natural beauty
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>>225691335
not sure what this has to do with evil haitian voodoo nigga weed x
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>>225691367
same :/
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>>225691377
Shall I open it?
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/brit/ will be so fucked when this happens
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im guessing he already had this conversation with himself about ecelebs that nobody else cares about
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>>225691313
thought that was an 80s crown vic from the thumbnail
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>>225691386
her nose doesn’t hang below her chin so she’s a tel aviv 10
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>>225691415
no
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>>225691247
>10x better credit card rewards
list some examples please
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>>225691416
Nah I'll still be around posting the pullup webm and will just pull myself up to another galaxy with ease. I'll take the thread with me if I feel like it.
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my life abysmal
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>>225691428
Ok so you guys are never going to see then? That's an anticlimax
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The worst part of the Ethan Klein drama is how fucking smug Anisa and IDubbbz are going to be
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Tel Aviv Ten sounds like the name of a war crime trial
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>>225691222
And to think he has a tattoo of her face. She does look ghoulish though easy to see how that happened.
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ah yes, curtains for Zoosha again is it
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I just don't see what it has to do with television and film

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1792762011294003.jpg
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>>225691456
watching any of these people is completely optional. you don't know them
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tony with the dead creps
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>>225691119
poo scream
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>>225691477
well if chizzer doesn't feature dollar bashy on his next drop, its so over
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>>225691456
please don’t still be posting about this in a weeks time
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what's happening with those sausages charlie
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kenny with the dead pancakes
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>>225691277
bitch looks like that lad that chopped up his neighbour
the one that found out the police found the body parts live during a tv interview
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>>225691481
I don't know Brad Pitt either but I still go to the cinema what exactly is your point?
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>>225691443
Make a YouTube channel called my (abysmal life tm), people will buy dying to tune it to see how bad it can get next upload. Speculating in what made you this way. Interested in your grief and confusion. Getting more and more emotionally attached.
Ironically after 6 months your life will be getting less and less abysmal because of the monetisation. Your channel will inadvertently develop into a while new thing. You'll live your new life. Maybe you'll even come back to help us out
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>>225691522
i go to the movies too but that doesn't mean i have to come home and read about Brad Pitt's personal life all day long
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>>225691519
why'cha have sex with Ethan Klein stayvunnnn
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10 dead in cheadle
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>>225691479
how a nigga gonna copyright pussy and ass
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>>225691456
they're only still together because iDubbz is a pussywhipped neek that does anything she tells him to
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>>225691554
>the movies
Uh oh yank brain spotted
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catberg fucking screaming at me as if it’s my fault its raining outside
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would like to drink a can or two this weekend, might just go to the booze shop and purchase some cans (to drink, of course) tomorrow
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>>225691556
scream
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Got recommended this fishing YouTube channel and it's peak comfy ngl
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>>225691556
scrom
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>>225691589
what is your drink of choice swedelad
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>>225691519
I don't remember that one. was it in america?
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Wow, Ethan. Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.
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>>225691374
Not falling for that one again
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>>225691605
why does he make that face
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>>225691605
you can just tell that lad has an IQ of about 70
proper council estate norfmong face
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The amount of mental gymnastics that the trinitytards have to go through to prove their point lol
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>>225691377
Very dad coded
I have merrells
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>>225691479
F TV girls.com

TV in the name obviously
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>>225691643
squeal
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>>225691656
Autism

>>225691661
Still got 20 points on you then doesn't he lad
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>>225691620
swedish beers, norrlands ljus or mariestad export
other beers, 1664 blanc or newcastle ale
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>>225691605
Just watch mortimer and whitehouse instead
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Will never understand how people just drink one or two cans and then decide "I'll stop now and not drink anymore. Buzz go away"
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>>225691605
can tell he does that horrible shouty youtuber voice from those thumbnails and expressions alone
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went down to the shop and tried to be sober and the guy behind me had to repeat what I said so the girl could even understand me but I didn't look around

she was like a goth girl
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Dippy egg and soldiers hath been scranulated. Got a bit of yolk on my shirt but I'm sure I'll survive. Now to continue the watch of red dwarf series 11 and have a little nap
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>>225691689
Woody avoiding peer pressure be like
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Windberg going mental outside
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>>225691689
being a non-alkie twat having two beers is enough for a pleasant buzz, don’t need more
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libs love saying “the Epstein class”
nigga just say it
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>>225691712
Reminds me I need to watch latest toy story slop
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>>225691706
sounds to be a lovely comfy day in x
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>>225691715
wind's howling
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>>225691701
Can tell you've got no mates and a dad who hates you from this post alone
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I'm going to have sex this weekend. Forget the Hinge demons.
Why should I pay the restaurant owner, so he can pay the chefs to cook a meal for some slag I've only just met, then pay a service charge that goes to some dumb waiters. Just so this mug can bob and bop on my genitals? And even then she's free to breach the contract at any time leaving me gobsmacked.
I'm just going to put the money DIRECTLY in the hands of Eastern European dirty girls and they'll do the job
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>>225691689
I'm literally incapable of having 1-2 beers
Met a friend last night and declared we'd have two and go and we had four
Proper grim alchie twat me
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>>225691665
They're really good aren't they, and the great thing is they look good too, so you don't mind wearing them out and about a bit.
Can I open it?
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>>225691754
you will, in fact, do nothing
be quiet
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>>225691744
christ lad is everything alright at home
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that utterly boring insipid canslad retard has ruined these already shit threads for us
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>>225691754
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lostprophets. Terrible what happened there, all that nastiness

some good songs though yep some great songs there. We'll always have the music.
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>>225691784
You serious? I sexed up a prozzie on Tuesday, now I'm ready for more. I'll probably see this one on Sunday
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>>225691754
strong logic at play here
needs further study
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>>225691825

Godspeed brother
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hes ramped up hard on the antonio gimmick
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>>225691821
that’s pretty grim lad
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>>225691816
screaming
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>>225691754
Nigga ur money is going to their pimps
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>>225691627
yh
youtube.com/watch?v=HkRjIq8Cp2A
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not much on offer slag-wise in my area
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>>225691683
>Newcastle ale
>1664
good taste my man
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TV show idea: Lucy Letby and Elizabeth Holmes team up in prison to solve crimes or something
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>>225691860
Why though? I've been annoyed with these self entitled weirdos later so I want to say screw them, but I don't need to deprive myself of one of lifes joys (which I don't have many of). Why should I loose out because of them?

Serious question
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>>225691892
yer ma drives all the competition away
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Elizabeth Holmes sex arse
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loose out
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leftypol loves his 'beth holmes doesn't he
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>>225691901
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>>225691912
she has a lovely tan
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>>225691912
just post the pullup webms mate
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>>225691877
100% Independent girls. I've had in-depth conversations about their lifestyles. Also so what if it was going to some Romanian chav? What would that take away from my experience.
You have a crabs in a bucket mentality. Wash your brain out with soap lad
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>>225691788
>doesn't deny it
Aye that's what I thought
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>>225691938
what's your point mate is it a crime to post the same image more than once? Cause if so this general would be full of lifers
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so what if his money goes to pimps
>>
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>>225691948
*neatly grasps you with my large claw and places you back in the bucket with the rest of us*
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>>225691912
mate spaffing in a woman you love and who loves you is possibly the best experience in life
empty pleasures mean squat compared to the real thing
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>>225691912
>girl comes equipped with a dog
yeah no thanks
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What music were you listening to as a teenager? Do you think it still holds up today?
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>>225691985
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>>225691985
getting chinese food are you
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>>225691940
It really is divine, I don't know why people put darker skin down here. Pale skins doesn't look as nice to me

>>225691943
Kek you're on Hinge too?
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>>225691985
Love that you can find pictures of what the food doesn't look like, as if anyone needs or wants that. Cute kitties in the pool tho
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>>225691967
what are you hoping to gain by posting the same image over and over "mate"
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>>225691997
metal and yes
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>>225691912
You're a proper weird cunt mate and should probably stop posting here
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>>225691977
Um calm down incel
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rorke forcing his gf to get a labiaplasty to be more like his favourite pornstar and then having a massive argument in aldi when she tells him to stop calling it buccal twat removal
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>>225691997
Nothing is as good now as when I was a teenager
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speaking of metal objectively speaking copper is the best of them all and this is not an invitation to debate
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>>225691955
got plenty of mates and a loving dad, lad
notice how no one brought up being a friendless loser til you did
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>>225692026
me when someone asks what my big spiky hat is made out of and whether it hurts to wear it
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got the shamona virus
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>>225691948
ignore them lad, there's no shame in it. I was probably weeks away from going to a prozzie myself before unexpected progress with the proto-gf happened, and if it ends up going nowhere I'll go straight back to browsing adultwork
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>>225691997
Pigeon Detectives
Bloc Party
Los Campesinos
Arcade Fire
Oasis
The Libertines
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sorry but I’ve been told it’s curry slop
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>>225692049
wrong
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>>225691988
Haha pretty much

>>225691991
I never said it'd in replacement of that. I'm this period of time I have nothing at the moment so it's infinitly better than that, not even just better, it's amazing. Your mentality is also foul, like the other anon. Take that to /Sweden/
We are fun lads
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speaking of bent coppers, they've done a final season of Line of Duty

member that show?
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>>225692022
I like the picture, I have fond memories of the time I took it and I will continue to use it in future just to make you seethe
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great meme this
very impressive post for a soy centrist dad
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mental how everyone reads everyone else's posts
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speaking of bent coppers, I've put my wallet through the washing machine again
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>>225692099
i've just read the fuck out of yours
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>>225692091
nigga browisng r/NonPoliticalTwitter
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I fucking hate the police
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>>225691997
mostly classic dad rock
it's still good now but it's kinda boring and overplayed
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was tidying up and found some pictures of my dad and now I'm sad
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>DA G0YIM!
>DA ANTISEMITES!
this is the history of jews
Just 3000 years of them saying this and crying about this
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The minute you stop, you die
When you understand that, you can start to live
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watching excalibur (1981)
witch helen mirren is so fucking fit
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>>225692120
only know one of their songs, roxanne
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>>225692120
man being forced to listen to message in a bottle for the 5 time in a row:
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>>225692120
sir andy burnham arrest this man
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>>225692118
google images mate
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>>225692080
“nigga” that is sad
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>>225692054
Sorry mate your post just radiated virgin freak bitter incel friendless loser vibes so I had to point it out
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>>225692130
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>>225691994
There's always some kind of deal-breaker with anons, that you never even get to enforce kek. I've never figured out if it makes you feel better like you were in control of your fate all along, or it's something even weirder.
Someone help me out
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>>225692133
sharks:
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Leafjeet melty has begun
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>>225692155
well that's him done
and also probably about 90+% of the general too
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>>225692134
trvke
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>>225692040
Yeah quite good this one mate
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>>225692030
I make one post you don't like and now I should be banished forever. You have zero patience. You should never have kids mate
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sharks don't get cancer. Why? cause they never stop
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>>225691247
Yuro living in Canada here. Didn't have a credit card until I moved here 4 yrs ago, and haven't looked into rewards. Educate a nigger, will you?
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>>225692189
did you figure out how to break condoms so you can rape these prostitutes or what
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>>225692064
Thanks man :) glad things are looking up. If you ever go to one post her here for us to have a gander at
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>>225692134
surprised me seeing liam neeson in that he doesn't feel like an old actor like the rest of them in it
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>>225692153
just don’t like annoying youtubers mate how does that make me an incel kek
nothing but bizarre responses from you all around
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I would die for kim Jong Un and north korea
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>>225692086
Deanos frothing at the gash over yet another gritty bent cop BBC drama
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>>225692189
>one post
Mate your posting style is so distinctive and you're a terrible poster
Your incredibly whiney and despairing and add nothing to the thread

I even remember back in January when you did have a gf and were posting about her, incredibly boring freak!
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>>225692199
go back
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getting sick of hangovers, but every time i quit drinking i lose my current friend group
at this stage i wish i knew where to meet boring teetotallers who talk about books and shit
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>>225692155
bro I don't want a fucking smelly yapping dog in my flat, or any pet at all, even if that means turning down an attractive girl. Its got literally nothing to do with trying to "control my fate", it's called having some fucking principles
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>>225692223
it is very deanocoded to be fair but I will watch it.
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>>225692133
I stopped. Now what?
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>>225692218
Yeah I know I'm just on a weird one and shitposting
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>>225692237
join a book group I made some boring friends there. don't join mine obviously
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>>225691821
Based
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>>225692212
I have said I might post a timestamped picture of her bum if I ever get lucky, and that it would be my final post on /brit/. Stay tuned I guess
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>>225692144
You're a Scandinavian Tim man. What could you possibly get? We are warm blooded real people over here.
Now eat your Surstromming up and don't speak to your immediate family while you're in the same room
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>>225692237
You're going to get diabetes at 40
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>>225692155
typical fox and the grapes shit no need to overthink it
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>>225692239
why would she bring her dog to your smelly flat, you daft paki lmao
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>>225691754
Excellent post
More women need to go into prostitution
Most women are useless anyway
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Noticed that around the time Heatherpaedo stopped posting here, all the vile scat porn also vanished
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i need Jew pussy
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>>225692276
I haven't drank in 10 months
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grapes are stupid anyways
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>>225692239
Subhuman
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>>225692300
hes posting right now
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Bored. Might sleep
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>>225692303
until last night i mean, was sober for 10 months before last night
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>>225692239
Good post
Fuck dogs
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>>225692276
no im not
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>>225692285
her bio clearly suggests if you want to be in a relationship with her you'll have to put up with her furbaby, are you illiterate?
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>>225692307
Me after trying and failing to establish a vineyard in Greenland
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>>225692301
mental that incels here are saying she isn't attractive
basically every single person in here would be stumbling and stuttering if she approached them
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>>225692182
Explain to me though. Because those kinds of posts bamboozle me.
Does he see that woman while drilling through a park, their eyes meet, love at first sight, he starts walking over to approach her. Labrador comes into frame, jumps up excitedly on her while she's saying good boy. Then anon says yikes, no thanks, I'm going home to get back in 4chan?
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>>225692323
mouseys ears pricking up at this
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never become gay
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beggin it now
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>>225692211
You missed my post yesterday. I can't repeat it, would be too draining. I didn't do it, but I did see her though, was really nice. More sensual that I would have though
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>>225691994
strongly agree
it's not that i hate dogs but it's that the type of dogs women like are insufferable
little annoying terriers are chihuahuas for white women
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>>225692379
A heeding from your da
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>>225692358
they probably wouldn’t meet a woman to begin with
the sort of virg who hates tattoos as well
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Some Jewish women are sexy, obviously? But if you’ve ever actually interacted with a Jewess you’ll know that they’re basically all fucking insane
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>>225691997
been listening to bruce faulconer dbz OST at gymtoil and ive been enjoying it
more of a childhood than teenage thing but yeh
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>>225692353
mate she is a 4/10 face wtf u smoking
yes nice body but so is most young womens
ofc im not gona turn her down but im also not excited by her nor is she pretty
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>>225692397
you’re actually fucked
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>>225692227
No, Im actually a good poster. You probably just don't realise the posts that you love, or have you laughing slapping your right thigh are me. That's ok, analyse them more next time. I forgive you.

Please elaborate on the January stuff through. I'm VERY intrigued
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>>225692423
I have had the misfortune of interacting with jews before
Wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy
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>>225692423
yeah the last thing I want is a crazy hot jewish woman with her tight pussy wrapped around my cock yeesh what a nightmare someone save me
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and here's me perfectly happy with my staffy owning, tattoo having, vaping, pyjamas in the off licence, pip receiving 39 year old gf
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>>225692233
they changed the rules for PRs after I came so I might have to. But I have a canadian gf so mayhaps I'll find a way to wriggle in anyway.
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>>225692448
Yep. Unfortunately I thought it wouldn’t be too bad and then I shagged her and she went fucking insane
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>>225692433
diego, you are an incorrigible incel, you would scream for joy if any woman shagged you
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notice bruce slipped in a sneaky defence of tattoos there
almost certainly has a cuck stamp himself
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diego lurking waiting to comment 4/10 every time that woman is posted
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>>225692483
deflated that blimp
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>>225692483
obviously but what does that have to do with my post
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>>225692476
You're lucky she did not try to castrate you
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>>225692483
sent that freak flying to the space he doesn't believe in
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>>225692486
nah that was bait most tattooed mongs are grim ogres x
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new
>>225692426
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>oh you mean you don't accept every one of a woman's faults, baggage and poor decisions without question? Yeah that's so cringe bro you must be getting zero pussy
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didnt really do him tho did he
diego says clearly in the post that he wouldnt turn her down
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not the new at all is it
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>>225692516
thats a woman’s netherlies
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>>225692239
If you're actually being genuine I admire this level of stone minded stubbornness. You'd seriously see her out in a bar, and while she's holding your wrist dragging you outside while calling a cab to take you to hers because I'm frantic sexual frenzy you'd refuse her?
I'm not saying you'd want to be with her forever and take on her lifestyle but you wouldn't even seize the opportunity to see her for a few weeks and enjoy that sexy slag to the fullest?
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Who is diego ?
Is he a spanish who posts here or something?
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>>225692528
indeed mate average brit poster is too low iq to be able to understand simple sentences
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Just a strange man
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>>225692269
Why final? Don't be like that.
Prozzie or gf?
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>>225692528
diego said he wouldn't be excited, which is clearly false
actually read every word in a post if you're going to try and be critical
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>>225692546
hes a spanish explorer thats been trapped in the cheadlian rainforest for 20 years
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>>225692266
Join me brother. Life is too short
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>>225692545
mad how women wear outfits designed for maximum ease of access to her tummy
LICK LICK LICK (with tongue)
RUB RUB RUB (with cock)
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bradders spotted in the wild >>>/tv/223890351
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Always find it funny how unbelievably stupid Diego always proves himself to be
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>>225692397
weird rapist freak
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>>225692282
Kek
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>>225692448
i had a jewish friend as a kid, he and his family were very nice people but he was the first ive met who was an extreme soyboy and neurotic
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>>225692558
nowt wrong with any of this is there
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Got permanent nerve damage on my shoulder from using it to prop my head up while sleeping
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>>225692570
not a very christian post this
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>>225692291
Right, having sex with normal women for money feels even better. I told the story about having sex with that middle aged woman that was saving to buy her son something ages ago.
Was pretty swell
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reminder this is the most perfectest doggo and no other breed can compete
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>>225692559
I slightly misread your post, I was talking about the proto-gf there. I figure if I'm finally in a relationship I'll lose interest in posting /brit/ but who knows
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>>225692605
>>225692605
>>225692605
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>>225692570
>this is the poster who lectures you about atheism
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>>225692588
it's crass and it's crude and that anon need to grow up, frankly
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>>225692408
I thought that too, it's the same as when they see a post of a 10/10 lass and they say gross, I would never haha. How immature that.
But from that guys reply I'm actually starting to think he could be serious. Some people are that awkward, particular, and control freaks
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>>225692436
I said I didn't do the condom slashing though. I'll try and find it
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>>225692455
Haha turns out life's quite enjoyable when you're not up-tight
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>>225692570
You could walk past her and rub her a bit
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>>225692578
What kind of weird spontaneous outburst is that?
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>>225692971
fuck off rapist
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