Type 123 if you'd support Mousey's application to work at the FBI
forgot to give the new an edition AGAIN
based op for baking on demand
Type 123 if you'd support Mousey's application to work at the FBI because you are so infatuated with him and trust him
>>225681838shut it you sperger
this me jumping into bed
>>225681819ugly black fella
wrapped up in bed listening to rain and I am very cosy
got the halloween costume sorted
>>225681876alri noob
>>225681819we love herwe love ice skatingwe love hockey
>>225681876will you be buying gf?
>>225681856it's an important part of the thread ok
Chinkies on a madone
non-toil man in
So my girlfriend is a raccoon, so what? It's none of your business that my girlfriend is a raccoon.
>>225681927Jason
LATEXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTe9OatvQas
>>225681932I shed a tear
>>225681946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhWwuQ7qf5A
>>225681932I think the general feel of the first half was influenced by the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake when the zombie little daughter approaches the nurse lady (she has no gun but maybe framing is similar), would have to re-watch, would be just the sort of popular thing it's drawing on
>>225681871but enough about your step-dad
>>225681976good one mate
>>225681953some ugly troll like me is her looks match but she would never settle
>>225681985much appreciated
>>225681862Rule #1: don't touch or attempt to move someone who may have suffered a spinal injury.
>>225681986
poo thkweaming
>>225681645did they ask Sir David for permission to use his image in such political advertising?
>>225682025OH MY SCIENCE
>>225682025jannies earning their pay
>>225681964when does this bitch get her tits out!
woke up and feel like shithad a coffee and still feel like shit
left my window open now there are 2 to 3 mosquitoes in my bedroom
>>225682055unironically reddit mod accounts are worth a lot of money and some have been sold for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
>>225682059no, but she makes great videos on a large array of topicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJI6qIqURA
>>225682063get on the beers lad
no one knows what it's liketo be the jan manto be the ban man
>>225682109behind poo eyes
>>225682025Yall can't behave, thread locked
>>225682082anthony fantano if he female
just chucked a handful of mosquitos in that cunts room
>>225682050you dont need permissions to memepost
paris
halloween tomorrow
>>225682158stupid and horrible lie
>>225682155nothingburger riots
>>225682158grow up
>>225682025>hide all child commentsthe fuck does that mean?
>>225682180really like this gimmick
>Bioware has been shut downAnother casualty of the woke mind virus.
dissolve the bioware
sipping some 'ffee.
>>225682281Unemployim
>>225682234same xnot a fan of the "grow up" gimmickrather basic and petulant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SThoEf2RWVk
>>225682297grow down.
>>225682285Nope. I stay up all night.
did you know that vampires don't inherently have magic powersit's just that dracula was a sorcerer and people assumed that his magic powers came from his vampirism instead of his sorcery
>>225682338vampires arent real mate
right /brit/ I'm off to bali tomorrowAny advice on how to get my shag on?
>>225682338oh well that's that myth busted thennothing unique about dracula is therejust your ordinary wizard
>>225682372odd lie
hath cami unsheathed thy princess wand
Need to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's asshole.
>>225682305>>225682305>Mr Beastthat guy is actually very sinister and not in a cool way
>>225682453ugly bitch
apparently its popular for argentinians, especially online, to call brits "pirates" as a slurwell... what if i think pirates are cool af, huh!???dumb argie bastards never thought of that
>>225682435you know she has not
we are the NEETdem
>three shakes of a lambs tailthree braps of a cans/janies/mans/nans tail ...(o algo)
are you alive?
>>225682338vampires are men of the manor who parasite the humble farmers.
why do antipodeans love bali so much
>>225680509Is that some kind of tactical kippah
i should've been born a rich bastard who doesnt have to work because im rich but also its totally acceptable and not at all like being a neet, because i would be rich
>>225682598The pull of Yggdrasil, the first Ayran was a Southeast Asian. Return to source. Return to your inner child. Fuck off fascist.
morning lads
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792541452262096.mp4
>>225682577how do i tell
got raped and gaped two matches in a row
>>225682655idk
>>225682654east london activee
>>225682654>my daughter is a slut
All the pretty girls use my mouth as a toilet.
>>225682659get off grindr lad
>>225682654everyone in this video needs to be killed
just did a wee and it absolutely STUNK of turmeric
what causes the smell under your bellend the morning after a wankis it bacteria build up?
0 + 2 = 1
>>225682756grindr doesn't have "matches" it just has chats
>>225682654>/gif/shan't
>>225682654Are all Bengali women this hot?
bump
right well that's me wide awake after 4 hours sleep
Guess we've finally found the limit of how much poop they'll eat.Google renamed the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, to the Gulf of America and Lake America, when Trump asked them too.Trump just revealed that he's just asked Google to rename the Atlantic Ocean to the American Ocean... but they're refusing to do so.
>>225682912Mega mega jeet post
Canes lost to the Soylers
>>225682949Cry more you wannabe yank freak
>>225681819Turns out i would have been a terrible director because my ideas suck
>>225682983You're fucking brown
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792706928378386.mp4
>>225682993Because I don't want the Atlantic to be called the American Sea?jfc, go sign yourself up to be canon fodder with the IDF already
>>225682994catty little gay guy
boiled sea urchin planks
wanking my average penis
Canada
ethnicities are real but race is a social construct
this nigga
hope she streams this sunday
https://slapstreams.com/seattle-kraken-live/
how the hell are you supposed to cut your nose hair
>>225683175I use an electric trimmer
>>225683164Streams liquid shit in my mouth more like
kazakhstan sponge fetish skinned roach cankles
>>225683192bit weird to say these things mate
>>225683204moron
female streamers are boringyou only watch them because you are sexually attracted to them
your gf are boringyou only spend time with them because you are sexually attracted to them
I had sex once and I liked it
>>225683245This desu
A former Tory MP candidate and CEO of Turning Point UK, Jack Ross, tried to pay a career criminal and former UVF militant to commit a spree of stabbings, murders, and terror attacks against leftists, LGBT people, and ethnic minorities.In a secret recording by an undercover journalist working for Al Jazeera, he says he wants to see people stabbed in the face, and that he has plans to host a fake pro-Zimbabwe / anti-Rhodesia event (weird fucking choice in 2026???), so that when actual supporters of Zimbabwe turn up they can launch a terrorist attack against them.He has since been suspended, but not expelled, from the Conservatives.
bandle in 2! :D
>>225682378Look directly into the eyes of a woman like you're talking to a family member or an old lady and their brains just seem to fill in the blanks with sex.I figured this out many moons ago. It's like there's a part of their brains running 24/7 asking "can I have sex with this person" but it literally only works if no part of them thinks that you're thinking the same thing.
>>225683245not alwaysmany guys have gf who they are not attracted to but do like the sex
(it was a par 4 btw)
You can see a deep pain and suffering in my eyes.Not nice but better than having totally empty, shallow eyes.
I love mousey so it's ok
>>225683282your mum told you to clean your room again rorke?
>>225683297OG mousey was good. He's descended into the OAP namefag that's become bitter and bikers with posters constantly.
Barlow Lane at Carisbrooke Road, Walton, 1906 and 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thpEyEwi80Good video
Danger! This is MY bedroom... BOYS ONLY!!! Because girls are gross and icky!
Wonder if Diego will be on today. Did you know he turned 50 this year and still posts here? What a life.
>>225683316I love mousey
>>225683318Neoliberals think this represents progress
have come to realise that i don't really understand anything
>>225683340name on deegs
I have suffered greatly, for what?
not posting in the current /cum/ thread because it has a tranny in its OP
>>225683354suffering has no meaning, i'm sorry you went through it.
>>225683359>>225683370Do you have trans people in your countries?
any of you chaps ever... you know...?
>>225683397pnts
>>225683386not really, i've seen like 3 trannies irl throught my life.how often do you come across one in the uk? i always figured they were more common online than irl.
>>225683405if you walk through a city centre you'll probably see a tranny these days
2027 is the year of the hockey gf
>>225683405Well according to the last census 0.4% of of people identify as trans, but I'd say it's maybe 1 in 1000 people you meet irl
>>225683407Do people find this hot or something?
>>225683431SHES ONLY 24 YOU SICK FUCK
>>225683257rorke freak
>>225683431Yeah i do
>>225683257What a jerk
might go to bed.
Olivia is Rorke only. Sorry leftypol
>>225683495feel free to not wake upboring prick
>>225683542you ain't nothing little boy
German boys
>>225683557>>225683557>>225683557
I want to be in the land of the midnight sunice and snow
>>225683560Delete that. My dad is trans
asdatoil looms
>>225683575atta lad. toil builds character
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xF7wvI2pu5U
need to fart
very difficult poo this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx-L7ZCN3ts
hi everyone
>>225683634hello
stop linking shite you inbred third world mongoloids no one is clicking that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py0YCy5WltUIt's over.Queue 6 months of getting through this.
>>225683644gp
singles i relax for half an hourdubs i start my exercise now
>>225683652it's impossible to suffer in Canada
bracinga cup of tea would be amazing
>>225683661is this real?
>>225683661so tuff
>>22568366090% of people just live on the crust of the US border so you don't get lonely.
too tired, off ta bed.
>>225683684i love you
women wo was 58 at the pub last night had an insane body and arseflirting with me and my mates write in front of her husband (who was just smiling vacantly and seemed a lot older than her)
>>225683671woke name
>HAAAARRRRYYYYYYPOTTER DID YOU PUT YOURNAME IN GOBLETOFFIRE!?!?!?!?!?!Dumbledore asked calmlywhat did he mean by this?
>>225683671read this to the tune of bleak by opeth
>>225683690nite nite
>>225683712>HARRY DID YOU PUT NO GAMES ON THE PS5
>>225683720>>225683671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJKc3gQGdjI
might get a barbour jacket lads
A fridge-freezer outside in the rain, Newsham Drive (July 2021)
>>225683739this says a lot about society
>>225683729was thinking the same, helps if you're handsome though, otherwise it might look silly
Me and diego will be like shaq and kobe quite soon
im a gamer
>>225683745i keep my kale in one of them
>>225683748im ugly but i want a good jacket
i must get up and go to the shops but its very wet
if you think about it being a cuckold is actually really cool
Adulthood is admitting John Lennon was stone cold white excellence even if he was an atheist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wADRRYNHhOA
>>225683776if you had a barbour jacket that would be no problem
>>225683782explain
>>225683784He was smart so obviously an Atheist
>>225683724i was trying to find this earlierthank you anon
>>225683789Screw that. Nice Rab jacket, army waterproof trousers, waterproof Salomon boots. Sublime Fox umbrella. You'll look forward to when it rains mate
:)
>>225683817who goes to the asda in waterproof trousers you nonce
>>225683792just fishing for yous, im going to post it again later today whne the general ismore active
The gods gifted Whites alone with intelligence. AI is an attempt by jews and browns to take our gift.
Dallas from Alien died93
>>225683808what are you going to use if for?
>>225683833ah, okaymaybe come up with an attention grabbing justificationmight be funny
>>225683843i'm going to keep it in my folder :)
>>225683826Me. If you don't want to get wet you wear them, I don't understand the make up stereotype you've expressed. Also they aren't some weirdo attire that sad rambling OAPs wear. They look good. Never heard of Arket tactical gear? They supply the Belgian army.Thank me later
>>225683838Holy shit it's Viper
I've got milsurp waterproof trousers
right well that's another loss in overwatch ok
don't understand time signatures
me when um, food or something
gay sexaholic relapsing and going on a bender
>>225683898Pigbert
>>225683898So this is porke
mental how everyone used to wear hats and now there are very few good hats these dayshaven't worn a hat in years
A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one.'
>>225683929just been saying this down the ziggurat
>>225683899lol
>>225683898pige
>>225683898pig "nigga"
Is it a red flag when a bird calls a dog baby?
>>225683968Fuck off
>>225683973FOY
I think the proudest moment in my life is probably the money I embezzled from the RNLI
>>225683973Can you vocaroo yourself saying his name?
got the iron maiden on
>>225683985i want to have sex with her ok
>>225683724>wojack is a guy>post was made by a girl
>>225683929A dog was walking down the street and saw an open door, went into the house and saw a woman. He said>Excuse me, are you into bestialityShe says "yes"He replies>What are the chances of that, do you want to have sexmShe replies "alright then"
Muslims and Jews are right on this one
>>225683916Chanko
>>225683993maybe its a manly looking girl
Watching a British travel programme and the first thing they do in Antwerp is get drunk
>>225683985This is the pose Vince McMahons sex slave made. She was so sexy
>>225684003pork tastes nice
yanks have never made a good post even once
>>225683985would love to cum inside her
>>225684003seventh-day adventists don't eat pork
>>225682460Yeah yeah make a 4 hour youtube video about it pal
Been working from home this week playing persona 5. Bossberg wants me in the office today for one meeting which can be done at home, and on a Friday too
>>225684021i made many great posts back when i posted under a yank flag ;)
>>225682949Fuck off Yank
>>225683318think of the food though
Sex doll customer support chats leaked
>>225684028>persona 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_SI3zz4Ypw
>>225683652>Queue
>>225684026
>>225683729>>225683748>>225683761They're dogshit quality now, if you get one get a old made in England one
>>225683784The beatles and their constituent parts are fucking shite
>>225684070Kek
I might get the Frank Gallagher coat from Shameless
>>225683817For me it's the Royal Navy Siamidis Gore-Tex Foul Weather Waterproof Ripstop Jacket
Why is it called a French kiss instead of a German kiss for instance
Denise Richards
>>225684070thought they were scottish?
>>225684103mid
>>225684094it was invented in France, obviously
>>225683789i went to the shops in my £50 craghopper rain jacket and didnt even come close to getting wet
>>225684117Used to be made in South Shields but increasingly moving production to Moldova, Bangladesh, and Vietnam, using shit materials like polyester in the lining.
>>225684141>Craghopperbased
think something must have died up my arseits the only explanation
im so quirky
So Brits have a favorite joke about Germans?
>>225684186Two German agents walk into a pub in London during WW2 and one of them says to the waiter, "Two martinis, please."The barman asks, "Dry?"To which the customer replies, "Nein! Zwei!"
>>225684186NO!
>>225684092What a name haha, I love it. I need to check this out. Being prepared for the elements is a good feeling. Watching everyone else scrambling in misery because they're under the illusion you can either look good or dress practically
>>225684203KÄÄÄK
https://vocaroo.com/1eO8lcWJP0yy
>>225684127Nigger
I'm ummanaging x
>>225683985Women like that don't like Iron Maiden
WHY DON'T YOU GET CONTROL OVER YOUR DICK
>>225684239stupid animal
>>225684028WFH should be limited to 1 day per week.
>>225684249https://youtu.be/QYwyaCd8MyI?is=IBKDZSB5n-fKMiIJ
>>225684259I am not going to watch this video
>>225681819Big thanks to Russia for pushing Alysa Mid back into retirement. Hopefully, her simps also retire.
>>225684266How old are you?
>>225684259Used to love when these came up on The Hits (channel 18) or TMF (channel 21) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXbB3kEwwZA&list=RDbXbB3kEwwZA&start_radio=1
>>225684267you got any interesting screenshots to share?
>>225684143grim, utterly fucking grim
hate this country so much
done my shoppinghad my showergoing to make my coffee soon then start toiling
>>225684143We just need to exterminate the turd world
>>225684281America used to be fucking COOLhttps://youtu.be/K7l5ZeVVoCA?is=kPBS7NgkvWqjsBZP
Feeling ill lads :(
need my willy sucked
LIVERPOOL
>>225684300that thick (california?) accent needs to come back in singing
>>225684307hi x
>>225684304whats wrong diddums
>>225684308such a remarkably unimpressive picture that
just sneezed twice
alrighty then!!!
Australian plunderphonics pioneers - The Avalanches
New>>225684325
>>225684321>>225684321>>225684321the poo
>>225684300For me it's https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY?si=h8pd_JCKYEQShloQhttps://youtu.be/3XMPOmuJOUk?si=lERiMonyiWNhGPZB
don't know which one to use
>>225684291Why?
