It says in the Bible that if you masturbate you have to take a shower afterwards or you will be damned to Hell for all of eternity
>>18766880You should just shower after a goon sesh anyways. Who the fuck would go out in public after jacking off feeling all sweaty and smelling like dry cum?
Not that I care about schizo Jewish bronze age moral laws, but I always shower after jerking off anyway.
>>18766889The Bible is PRO masturbation as long as you wash properly yet most don’t know that.
>>18766889Most of the Old Testament is actually just describing social conduct meant for ancient Jews that ended up getting reappropruated by Christians as some divine teachings
YHWH is a sex god. He feeds off sex, he kills Buddhas. He killed Caesar.He wants people to dry their skin(by showering) explicitly after having sex because, water is holy. He has got the man to waste his vital life force, now it's time for the "sex god" aka demon to leave the fruitful and multiplied. If you throw holy water on some people while they're doing this act, a large amount of it. YHWH will leave their body and they won't be able to be fruitful and multiply
>>18766898Masturbation IS IN the Bible and God approved of it - why don’t so called Christians allow masturbating in their churches????If you’re hungry you eat to fill your stomach. If you feel like blue balls hey, just spank it! God doesn’t even say if he minds if you jerk it to Gay or trans porn either. He said nothing about that.
>>18766880Interesting. While Leviticus has many parallels with Ugaritic texts, particularly 15:18 isn't anywhere in Ugarit, or even Egypt. The closest parallel is Babylonian customs.>After marital intercourse, both the husband and wife were legally and culturally restricted from entering sacred spaces, approaching a shrine, or touching consecrated vessels.>The standard Babylonian protocol required the couple to sit by burning incense and undergo complete water immersion in the morning before interacting with society or sacred objects.
>>18766880“For you are a people holy to the Lord your God; the Lord your God has chosen you to be a people for his own possession, out of all the peoples that are on the face of the earth. It was not because you were more in number than any other people that the Lord set his love upon you and chose you, for you were the fewest of all peoples; but it is because the Lord loves you, and is keeping the oath which he swore to your fathers, that the Lord has brought you out with a mighty hand, and redeemed you from the house of bondage, from the hand of Pharaoh king of Egypt. Know therefore that the Lord your God is God, the faithful God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments, to a thousand generations, and requites to their face those who hate him, by destroying them; he will not be slack with him who hates him, he will requite him to his face. You shall therefore be careful to do the commandment, and the statutes, and the ordinances, which I command you this day.
>>18766896>Old Testament >meant for ancient JewsIsraelites were not jewsThat's like saying ancient Europeans were African Americans since AA's share 20% DNA with Europeans
>>18767006I mean the people of ancient Judea who followed the spiritual and social customs of ancient Judea, you pedantic spas
