What if you were ancient Chinese?
>>18764581even the men used hairpins?
>>18764581They said modern Japanese descend from pre-Han people live among yellow river
>>18764611The men had long flowing hair and wore silk robes and were by modern standards, extreme fuckboy effeminate fags. You can hardly tell the difference between men and women except by their ability to wield a bow.
>>18764611There's a masculine appeal to the hair style actually
/his/ discussion about which race has the most masculine men, 3 2 1 go
>>18765380I would let prime Mifune destroy my boi pussy. No homo.
>>18765380Indians
>>18765385which ones
>>18764581as a hanfu enjoyer, the earlier the better, that outfit is sick. The very beginning of the chinese clothing tradition that lasted all the way up to the steppenigger conquestI wish we had more reliable information on pre-Zhou clothing. Which sucks, I wish I had some good Xia or Shang stuff to wear to the supermarket or library. Longshan stuff would be even cooler.Even this Shang dude is pretty speculative, so much so that my tailor won't make it.
>>18764581statistically speaking I'd probably end up getting cannibalized by my own countrymen along with 50,000 other victims
>>18765390Gujarat.
>>18764581men wore skirts too and d e s u they're pretty comfyPants were ungentlemanly until the Qin or early Han. Just like how the Romans bitched about barbarian thirdies wearing pants around town instead of a togaPants were a barbarian thing and associated with riding horses. As more guys switched from chariots to horses, pants gained popularity. The style went from a shirt+skirt+coat to a undershirt + pants + long gown like shenyi etc>>18765362yes
>>18765405>Longshan stuff would be even coolerWhoops, I mean Yangshao (OP img). Whatever, either way. Have another Shang bro
>>18765405>Shang DynastyJust look at whatever clothes Mesoamericans wore. They’re basically the same culture
>>18765431Yeah man the resemblance is really uncanny. I don't know what to think of that. It can't be a coincidence. Sanxingdui especially. There has to be something really, really ancient there.Even Old Chinese language has a certain Mayan-ish feel to it
>>18765446Europoors cucked whatever rising culture there was forming within the americas with latrinxs, inbred white hicks, and negroes
>>18765459ok
>>18764581I'd try to conquer China and csuse a small local conflict with millions of casualties
>>18765385>Cvcks whites>Cvcks blacks in uganda>Cvcks asian boys>Cvcks arabs fucks sheikhs wivesSeems right
>>18764581>Full connecting beardLarp>>18765405>HanfuLarp
>>18765407Statistically speaking so is everyone else ITT
>>18764581I eata da rice
>>18765525>larpnot really I just like traditional clothes from around the world and am autistically interested in Chinese historical men's fashion.more shangbros
>>18765461Sick
>>18765459>Europoors cucked whatever rising culture there was forming within the americas with latrinxs, inbred white hicks, and negroes
>>18765767He's right doe
I'd have a chad jawline and I'd mourn its loss millennia in the future as we evolve into ricepickers
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>>18765431>>18765446Shimao Neolithic city in China also looks Mesoamerican with human sacrifices too.
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>>18765385Not with that weak grip strength they don't
>>18766559I hope to annihilate all non natives in the Americas one day
>>18767172can you do that with the diabetes medication o algo
>>18764581>What if you were ancient Chinese?AYO WHOMST WAR CAPTIVE WE SACRIFICIN IN THE DING TONIGHT?
>>18764581I'd be a Shang priest divining oracle bones for the next human sacrifice whenever the King catches a coldhttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1fvnK6NEWT
>>18765385Nigga really said Indians
Why were mongoloids so prone to mass human sacrifice
>>18767324You don't practice human sacrifice because you value human life.I practice human sacrifice because I *do* value human life.We are not the same.
>>18765767Why did Slavic Ukrainians and Chechens massacre German Mennonites in 1917-1919?Ukrainian Slavs massacred German Mennonites in 1919https://www.husj.harvard.edu/books/makhno-and-memory-anarchist-and-mennonite-narratives-of-ukraines-civil-war-19171921>Nestor Makhno has been called a revolutionary anarchist, a peasant rebel, the Ukrainian Robin Hood, a mass-murderer, a pogromist, and a devil. These epithets had their origins in the Russian Civil War (1917–21), where the military forces of the peasant-anarchist Nestor Makhno and Mennonite colonists in southern Ukraine came into conflict. In autumn 1919, Makhnovist troops and local peasant sympathizers murdered more than 800 Mennonites in a series of large-scale massacres.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eichenfeld_massacre#Massacre>Between 8 November and 18 December 1919, 827 Mennonites were murdered in the insurgent-occupied colonies, accounting for two-thirds of all Mennonites murdered during the war.[33] Further massacres were documented at Blumenort,[34] in Sagradowka, where insurgents indiscriminately killed over 200 Mennonite men, women and children,[35] and Borosenko, where no Selbstschutz unit had ever been present.[36] The massacres were finally brought to an end in 1920, after the defeat of the insurgents and subsequent conquest of Ukraine by the Red Army,[37] but hundreds more Mennonites would starve to death during the famine of 1921–1922 that followed.[38]Chechens massacred German Mennonites in Khasavyurt in 1917-1918https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paзpyшeниe_Хacaвюpтahttps://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%B7%D1%80%D1%83%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%A5%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%8E%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B0https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heмeцкиe_кoлoнии_в_Дaгecтaнehttps://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%86%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8_%D0%B2_%D0%94%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B5
>>18765513Anon cuck Indians
>>18767173Western diets destroyed native health with fry bread (die bread) in western US, sailor boy pilot bread (hardtack) in Alaska and spam meat and mutton flaps in Hawaii and the Pacific.
>>18766559>yeah bro, we were much better before le heckin castellanos invaded us>Well see ya, have to go to the catedral and pray to the morenita
>>18768873Caucasoids are like cancer, they spread everywhere and leave damage once they receded to where it came from but the damage is done and everything is different despite it supposedly being healthy again
