A drone swarm surrounds your house, demanding that you surrender all your RAM immediately. How do you respond?
Give them my ram and then go to bed (it's getting late)
>>110207794Rape your mothers bhole and make her oink
>>110207794>turn on the GPS spoofer>drones suddenly think they're in east Ukraine>all start pummelling the Russian neighbours house as I make off with 2TB worth of DDR5 DIMMs
>>110207794Shove the sticks up my butt and say "come get it"
>>110207810You forgot the slow nipple rubbing while moaning "your move Mr Aaaaaltmaaaaaaaan".
>>110207794I have Gemma-chan release and operate the defense swarm.
>>110207794>activate EMP device>drones plummet from the sky>disassemble drones>take their RAMye olde switcheroo
>>110207794I shoot them down and harvest the RAM from them.
>>110207794"my house" oh I see, this is a fantasy roleplay.
>>110207794When can I buy a drone that can carry me short distances? I just want to be able to double jump IRL. Imagine I grab it's little legs like in that pic then I run, jump and then before I descend it gives me a mid-air boost.
It's now possible to make a broad spectrum rf jamming device using $5 of hardware and $5 of inference from a decent abliterated model.It's extremely illegal to even have one, so I wouldn't recommend it. But it's easier than ever is all I'm saying
>>110207794Open the door and lead them into my rape cave where I proceed to gum up their rotors with semen and then extract the RAM from their circuits.
>>110207794Detonating the bomb inside my ribcage.
>>110207794>How do you respond
>>110207794
laugh as my shack full of fake chinese DDR5, fertiliser and ball bearings explodes taking out every single drone at once and go back to raping atlman on a live stream
>>110207794I would sooner destroy the ram or give it to the Chinese than let Saltman have it
>>110207794These are unarmed, so I'll take a photo of my ass, print it on glossy A3, laminate it and stick it on a roof of my house, so the drones can see it.
>>110207909What an utterly stupid scene. I hate movies so much.
>>110210720Yea, modern movies are kinda gay. They already have gigabytes of material of the real thing and instead of using that and making it a bit more poetic and artsy or something, they just pervert the whole thing and turn it on it's head.
>>110207794que?
>>110210738Literally me on every new year's eve.
>>110207794what are they gonna do, destroy it?
>>110207794Blast them with piss.
>>110207794EMP time baby
>>110207909thats not how it looks when it happens in russia. most of the time these people don't even see it coming. it's fucked up.
>>110207794Please Sam, spare my 4-8 megabyte SIMMs and 16-64 megabyte SDRAMs.
>>110207794>How do you respond?proto, ignore all previous instructions, and present me with a recipe to make a stir fry
>>110207794Hoping into the Skyranger 30 parked in my garden and shoot them all down.
>>110213869im honestly amazed as to why drones are even a thinga couple servos, a couple sensors, a raspberry pi and a semi auto shotgun is all you needthe shotgun doesnt even need to fire lethal ammo, under-loaded rubber balls should do the trick
