How would you even enforce this?
>>110206823>hand over mouth
>>110206823>trampling fantasy
>>110206823>Plastic fetish?
>>110206823Why not raise your country's IQ rather than banning things only retards do/think about?
>>110206823You don't, you just put it out there and let women use it against the men they don't like.
>>110206823>Face Sitting>BBW Facesitting>Jeans Face Sitting>Butt Drops
>>110206823daily electronics inspection open up you wanker
>>110206823>butt dropsGoycattle aren't allowed to even fantasize about relief from butthurt anymore. Lifespan-shortening stress is mandatory.
>>110206823this list is hilarious if you imagine it read in a british accent
>>110207253>retardsDo-ho-ho... You've clearly never been to a kink event
Hey UK-bros. Seriously, you guys okay? You're making even the Germans give you side eye lately. Plus, we tend to be downstream of you guys in policing/surveillance policy.
>>110207517jej
>>110207264You'll land in gaol.
>>110206823face sitting is the only weird one here. everything else on this list should indeed be banned.
what's "throat busting"?
>>110206823i like that they had to have meetings and research about these
>>110206823unironically what is left to have?keep in mind this is the second(?) wave of "nuh uh you can't have these fetishes" ban (first one included incest and age play among others iirc)
>>110206823imo face sitting enthusiasts won with this move because by turning it into a forbidden thing that will make it become like a magnet for transgressive young people vnr
>>110207253Because we are in the process of reducing the average IQ of western European countries.
>>110206823That's not even the full list and since a crime involves possesssion (and maybe the simple act of viewing?) i don't think they're planning to enforce it. It'd require a bigger police state than communist countries.
>>110206823Oi! U got a loicense for that erotica m8!?
>>110210051They never do
>>110207517It is even better if you imagine it being read in some Blackadder episode
>>110206823It's a bullshit Orwellian law that allows them to do two things:>Increase the power of the police state and allow them to develop technology and permissions to invade the privacy of everyone for no real reason.>Since literally every male watches porn, it is a law that can be used on any male they want to get rid of but can not find any actual crime to charge them with. Police already have the powers to seize your phone and computers and can imprison you if you don't surrender your password. If they find nothing incriminating on real crimes but see porn in your browser history, you're fucked. It is truly a terrible law and nobody in the country gives a shit, worse, there are some people even celebrating it, especially women.
Why? Most of this stuff seems rather harmless?
>>110209798>he's never busted throatsPathetic.
>>110206823They are working on it.
>>110210340Something something about breath control being potentially dangerous and cause suffecation
>>110206823why do they do this instead of hunting down and executing spam-callers and email-scammers?
>>110206823I'm supposed to be upset about vile degenerates getting slightly impeded in their sick indulgence?
>>110206823Semprini!
>>110210842>let's invade India again
>>110206823>BBW facesitting is now illegal in the UKAMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>110206823>UKfake newshttps://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2026/20/section/104>Pornographic images of strangulation or suffocation: England and Wales and Northern Irelandno Scotland, so not UK
>>110210041How do you enforce banning CP? Block everyone who hosts it and slap huge fines on anyone found posessing it.I wonder if they'll start forcing companies to check for hashes of known images of it, for example. Even retroactively.
>>110211199*possessing. Damn it.>>110210938Not even 10% of the UK lives in Scotland, and I don't expect the SNP to go full "You may take our lives, but you will NEVER take our facesitting porn!"
>>110209798going to assume pic related but idk for sure
The UK must be an amazing place, so safe that the police has time and resources to go after such inconsequential nonsense.
>>110207264same anon, same
>>110211808The peasants forgot the nobles own their lives just because they have inconsequential elections every once in a while
>>110207540Daily reminder that Britain is fucking MONARCHY WITHOUT CONSTITUTION>>110209923>(first one included incest and age play among others iirc)Isn't it already banned?
>>110207517i need a vocaroo RIGHT NOW
>>110207517Kek
>>110207517https://anonfilesnew.com/s/ryoFp7jwryB
>>110211199Every country and site works to stop CP and track down anything associated with it. Going after vanilla categories that are legal in most places and consumed by billions all over the world and hosted on every site is a completely different task.
>>110206823>motorboating a pair of hefty tits is illegal in the UK
>>110206823It has been a British politician's wet dream for years now: complete surveillance and control of every citizen from the moment they are born until they die. They orgasm at the thought of every Briton living in fear and oppression. This is merely a stepping stone to more state power for their "utopian" police state. And what better than a porn law, with it you could easily arrest every native male in Britain and throw them into workhouses for the rest of their lives, working to pay for the great welfare state for women and immigrants.
>>110209923>unironically what is left to have?BBC interracial, cuckoldry, gay sex. Everything the modern male could want.
>>110206823Hell is living in the UK
>>110206823retard the goal is raids. home to home, house to house raids
>>110212039with royal palace music playing in the background
>>110206823You laugh, but my father died being smothered by feet
>>110206823in uk they just revoke your loicense, yes?
only terrorists and rapists watch... <checks notes>... facesitting porn
>>110206823*Does not apply to Muslims or refugees
>>110206823I want to hear King Charles pronouncing "throat busting fantasy"
>>110207517>>110212039>>110215046someone else can add the musichttps://vocaroo.com/1dULwSFKBJ2o
>>110210013It's so fucking obvious, been obvious for the last 2 decades.
>Breast smotherSo touching a boobie is a terrible perversion?
>>110217840Sounds like the guy announcing train departure times at the metro
