why did google create googlebooks
to ruin your life
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>>110205971To crush its enemies, see them driven before it, and hear the lamentations of their women
>>110205971I also have a dedicated G key, it's between the dedicated F key and the dedicated H key.
To diversify the portfolio.
>>110205971>glowbarthey're really just admitting it now huh
>>110205971>GlowiebarYou can see them when you're drivin
To replace the chromebook with a new product line that doesn't have so much negative publicity tied to it.>>>/g/sqt
>>110206208Nigger it's a meme.
To cement themselves as big tech kings
>>110206215>it's been 10 yearsfuck
>>110206169im throwing my computer in the trash this is too semitic
>>110206208relax, it's not working until you hit the right spot
>>110205971G automatically launches the ideal Goon configuration of your choosingAutomatically opens your last 150+ tab ordealBetter than having to spend a half hour setting up the wank bank
>>110206215man I wish Terry lasted into the era of LLM'salthough talking to computers would have probably broken him
>>110205971Only bitch azz niggas b finna hittin’ keyz to uh g
>>110205971Windows is shitting the bed, hard.Opportunity.
>>110205971Because it's an mercurial organization full of autistic people who can't complete a successful game of telephone in their own offices.
>>110205971>built-in GAY key
They should have done Android based laptops in the first place instead of Chromebooks. Now they have an app gap which will make it unviable for years, if at all.
>>110206132>/g/>their women
>>110210094He'd probably have been pic rel unironically. Makes me wonder if whoever made that variant thought of Terry while making it.
Because chromebooks were failing even though they do 95% of what a normie needs. Alas the general population is serverely mentally deficient and retarded so Google had to do a rebrand away from the "chromebooks are for kids" image
