https://fortune.com/2026/10/30/cisco-president-jeetu-patel-gen-z-27-year-old-unlimited-ai-tokens-rewrite-legacy-code-entry-level-jobs/
okay padman
better than the jeet codebase todaywhats the problem exactly?
>>110205969The one in control of prompting the AI is also a jeet.
>>110205969>better than the jeet codebaseReread the name of who's in charge of doing this.
>>110205897So did Paddy get the two-person team he wanted, or just unlimited tokens?
>>110205897he ordered a 27 year old indian to do it and gave him unlimited tokens. this is going to destroy the company and it's awesome. https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/big-tech/cisco-gives-27-year-old-engineer-unlimited-ai-tokens-to-rewrite-98-percent-of-the-companys-legacy-code-in-24-months-president-plucks-former-startup-founder-telling-him-to-go-nuts
Ciscos done. This will be the end of it. Good man. Need more failures the jeet puppets killed tech.
>>110205969>code is trained in jeet codebase because jews are pest who wont let whites get close to tech ever again>ai pukes jeet code again
>>110205897>jeet patel hires padmanhaban el-krishnanabab smamurthy to fully replace entire existing enterprise systems with True Slop in like 4 weeksmaybe the snailcats were actually on to something. but it's mostly just indians are retarded
>>110205969AI is a tool, only as good as the hands that use it.The code produced by a Jeet vibecoder will be even worse than what the Jeet would otherwise produce.
>Jeetu PatelThe universe is a FUCKING SIMULATION MAN
>>110206039>> Jeetu Patel>Padmanabhan Krishnamurthywhat the fuck is going in the US?
>>110206468company boards hired the most servile and obedient yes men they could possibly hire, specifically to avoid cults of personality that could conflict with their own egos
>>110206184never ascribe to simulation what can be explained by indians. >>110206468late stage hinduism.
>>110206468Cisco is rightful Hindu lands
I am not a programmer but a scientists if my everyday SEM tools were made because a fool thought we need friction I would hate him.
>>110206535i am hoping that in order to create more magical friction they delete the old codebase so there is no going back. i can hardly wait.
>>110206535Yeah they’re doing a lot of this. Bad bad moves.
Imagine being bothered this much at us Indians lol.Your people are weak-minded and pathetic.
>>110206784Yeah we resent our once great companies being handed over to poopjeet fall guy CEOs who immediately pack the company with jeets and everything goes to literal shit. Also you stink, stare at people and gather in groups in the middle of the sidewalk. The entire world hates you.
>>110205897>Calcuttalator, what is 2+2?>Saar it is 5 verify by trust eMudra
>>110206784Imagine being bothered this much at a cartoon character
>>110205897The guy's name is Jeetu.
Imagine being a big corpo with tens/hundreds of millions of cisco gear and hearing that the entire software stack is about to be vibecoded by one (1) single jeet holy fuck lmao it is OVER
this reminds me of the recent thread about Proton mail ceasing to hire engineers next year and only hiring 'product managers' who use prompts or whatever.they're just going all in and hoping it will work. curiousi also wonder how IT bros with cisco certs are gonna be affected by this
>>110205897Another vibeGOD victory
I assume Cisco has a motherfucking MONSTROUS set of unit/integration/and end-to-end test suites built up over the years for their software and APIs. Fuck it, burn the tokens, let it ride, it wither passes the tests or it doesn't.
>>110205897During the height of the dotcom bubble, cisco was the most valuable company in the world. Now it's ran by an indian who is getting another indian to completely rewrite all of its software in 2 years for what seems to be no reason.Grim.
This shit is too retarded to be real
>>110205897>27He looks 65. What the hell is going on with jeets?
>>110205897>27He looks 60 kek
>>110207736>what seems to be no reasonThis is textbook indian nepotism.They get one old jeetu rajeshitbabaru into a key management position.Jeetu says, "this patel kid is a 10x wizard, he will do the needful".Next thing you know jeetu patel have also hired all their friends./g/ should know this well by nowIt's been going on forever. The IT boomers tried to warn you all since the 1900s.They've been killing off American companies one by one for decades.
>>110206784That guy's name is literally Jeetu lmfao and you are Indian and seething>Verification: not required.
>>110206535jeetu patel is your quintessential indian tech exec that wants so badly to be a thought leader like steve jobs but is in the completely wrong company and has no original ideas. guy stole the leather jacket from the nvidia ceo and has turned a lot of the recent company meetings into advertisements for his "inside cisco" podcast. parts of the company are close to 99% indian and it shows>t. last non-indian at cisco
>>110205897>on the hunt for more retarded jeetskek
>>110208084Do you work in-office? How bad is the smell?I worked at InBev and when I walked onto the Tech floor it had a strong scent of curry the second the elevators opened up
I have been laughing at the name Jeetu Patel for the last hour
>>110208084if you have any stock dump that shit now and run
claude is better than jeets
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>>110207859>>110207938That's the President not the engineer
>>110205897whether refucktoring cisco succeeds or fails these jeet dipshits are doing this to claim they made cisco and all cisco products are jeet made.
>>110205897>paddy[[[they]]] desperately want to be white
>>110210064That's not what the caption says.
>>110205897Isn't working on existing code, when you have tests ready, the easiest thing LLMs can do without mistake?
>>110205897>>110210355If you have concise, narrow, organized tasks and have things as simple as git tracking enabled, then yes. Bonus points if you have a DEVLOG and AGENTS file with relevant information as you work on the project. A concerning amount of people, even over at >>>/g/vcg , don't do this shit and just expect the model to one shot everything and bitch and moan when it can't. Regular genius Engineers can't even do that shit so I don't know why they expect the model trained on human work to do so either. You can one shot small projects but you can't do that shit to an entire code base, contrary to what useless 3D demos on Twitter imply. Doesn't matter if using a "small" 27B local model or a multi-trillion perimeter model like Kimi k3 or Astra. If you suck at giving instructions and don't have things in place to help a correct its own mistakes (and possibly your mistakes as well) like LSPs, compaction when necessary, and a well documented git log, you're going to get shit results. If this Cisco engineer text was doing this isn't a complete idiot it is allowed to do what he needs to do within reason without unnecessary pushback from management, he may actually be able to accomplish this if he does all of what I just wrote along with running tests where needed. Whether or not he's successful in curious to know how many tokens are used throughout the whole process, models used, harness(') used, etc.
>>110205897Why does it need to be re-written? Serious question- what is the purpose 2-5 years from now?
>>110210355No, opposite in my experience. Brownfield is always easier than greenfield. But having an extrnsive spec and test case makes it far, far less maddening.
>>110208557Stop and think for just a second. This 'news' will drive perception, the stock will pump, and if plan approved in 4 weeks, the stock will pump more for next 2 years, the re-code announced to joyous media, stock pumps more, and within 6 months, the cracks will show, the problems will start for the IT/ engineers, then slowly, slowly the stock falls, and within another year crashes until, lile South Africa and its banished farmers, they will be pating millions to get the men back who created Cisco in the first place, though many will be long gone already. Buy now, sell in two years.
>>110205897part of me already knew but I still checkedbut yep it is nepotism all the way down
>>110208084Is RTP up in flames yet?
>>110210448If one guy using AI can rewrite all of your software and all of your hardware is manufactured in China, then why does Cisco even need to exist as a company?
>>110211335That's the neat part, it doesn't need to exist. Their licensing structure is pathetic, their product offerings suck, and their support is an LLM slop machine. Fuck Cisco.
>>110206784We can't help it, our noses and eyes are functional.
>>110206468How does this even happen?
>>110213183White cucks who are terrified to be called muh racist
>>110208084>>110211272based Ciscochads, I was BRU LANSW before the enjeetening
>>110213270Exactly so, possibly the most effective psyop in modern times. They don't understand that is how 90% of the people in the world operate
Indian here, we literally can't stop winning. Wh*toids are niggers who deserve our knee on their necks. Stay mad.
>>110213183Paddy is very well connected not a random dude https://www.ycombinator.com/founders/paddy-krishnamurthy
>>110205955>okay padman
>>110208618kek
>>110205897The only thing real about this is the vibeslopping—everything else is just a story to sell a news article so other out of touch executives can ooh and ahh over Cisco's forward-thinking: this is to manufacture executive decision-making. Layoffs are coming—harder and stronger and jeeter than ever before.
>>110211335>If one guy using AI can rewrite all of your softwareAnyone competent can produce an MVP rewrite of any piece of software in a weekend without using AI. It was never about the software artifacts, those are tokens which used to symbolize though someone put into your problem, their existence meant you could get support if the nature of your problem (or their understanding of it) changed. Not understanding this is why everyone is freaking out over AI.
God I can't wait to see the shitstorm that comes from this.
